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LUCKY BRITISH AND HIS LUCKIER SPERMS

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Title: LUCKY BRITISH COCKY LET LOOSE INA ENGLAND

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mi sey met lucky britist aka( sweetcorn) cocky let loose ina england,di bwoy a wlk a f+++ every gal him meet without condom n a breed dem off….rite now him ave 4 baby mother that is pregnant for him rite now…plus 1 weh born wah day yah…dem sey all him do is watch di man dem which gal dem a look n when di man dem nuh get di gal dem, him go look den a tlk a bag a tings bout di man dem n get the gal dem n put stamp pon dem(breed dem)…or if him a man and 1 gal deh him try fi look di gal….mi sey di man jus let loose so…every nite him go a dance him go ketch gal…dem sey when di gal dem a pass him hold n pon dem hand n give dem him phone 2 put number in it…then him fool dem up how him ago give them dis n dat…all a da bby mother dem him disown when no girl dat him a look ask him…mi sey met di bwoy lieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee till lie a ask him how him do…going around f+++ the girls dem without condom, dat nuh mek it&# 8230;.tlk bad tings bout nxt man fi get a gal dont mek it…last week him n skyback fight ova skyback bby mother,n dem lock up skyback….him sey him dont take nothing that nxt man did ave up..n a pay wat let weh some man f++ out n left him tek up,no sah fr him caan go bk a ja him ting tun up wid f++ n breeding off da gal dem….di ppl dem seh hes a sperm donor cause him dont mine pickney also his job 2 go around n breed da gal dem a left dem,no sah him a go ketch a dose a AIDS…neva c a bwoy love ppl yaad so…lucky british fi go sit down cause him name played out….all hima do is use obeah 2 get di gal dem…him all a wlk n tlk sey di gal dem a tlk bout him…hahahahahahah,yes di gal dem a tlk bout him how him nasty n dirty.neva c a man love chat a nxt man n vex wid nxt man ova woman…n look how much gal him ave a breed….

108 Responses to LUCKY BRITISH AND HIS LUCKIER SPERMS

  • Kiss mi rass!! A weh the world a come to?!!! A weh da sinting yah have on?!! Tek in d ankle pawt a d pants!! :bingung

  • LUNDUN says:

    a true senda a tell seh him luk odda girl weh him si him fren dem or pari a chat up. a so him always go bachume or stand up near di bachume an luk gal.

    but dem gal deh weh a breed fi lucky a idiot, lucky played out now, lucky deh inna di go slow lane now.

    from him and sandy leff him pop dung like swing song weh mek pon a rotten tree.

  • Brightlight says:

    NASTY! NASTY! NASTY! Women can be so damn stupid? Must be baaaay young gal him breed cuz what woman wah breed fi dat deh dutty drancrow?

  • No Joke says:

    Mi nuh read yet…..but the pic a beat mi bawdddd

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Di belt round the shirt waist is priceless :cool

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    mawnin met metters no jokeeeeeeeeeee :ngakak lucky ina him wuk house overall

    mind sumn lucky a gi whey an is not baby :nosara

  • ms crimson n cream says:

    all mi life mi hear bout dis lucky british dude n a suh him stay…lawd d saying tru money dont give u looks

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Mi rass Kia u know say fi u didn’t point it out I wouldn’t see saw is a overall with belt this Wack ass dude have on no man kmt waste

  • LUNDUN says:

    unno leave lucky and him vivian westwood wukhouse overalls plz and tonks

  • Just curious says:

    Big ole wutliss time waster man fe go chap out concrete dats why aids spread him realy over played out dem blind

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Lundun a don’t care if is east west or north wood that is just foul :hammer lol

  • Met says:

    but him all have a baby a ja di last time him go down so how much oats can one man sow so much

  • Met says:

    just curious whey him fi do? :hammer

  • Nom de plume says:

    Morning All, Sender di woman dem nuh mussi waan breed fi try see if dem can get a British status off di child, betta fi mek Lucky sponsor dem than get secret sperm donor doe? No gal nuh have the excuse of unwanted pregnancy a England weh morning after and some weeks after free. On a lighter note where this lucky dude rest, cos my clock a tick weh an mi need a baby ASAP.

  • LUNDUN says:

    chuet a man mascot sandy did get it fi him mi hear.

    di effects wear off now, but u si when deh pic ya did juss buss, mi an mi fren laugh so till. then wi seh to wi one anedda ‘low di man an him designer catsuit’ den buss out a laugh again.

    some ppl wear shit and proud juss tru a designer, dem alone star dem alone

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    chuet :peluk

    chap concrete :ngakak him dressed fi it ina him westwood wukhouse overall :hammer

  • LUNDUN says:

    boy met i cyaah hear nuttin bout yankee michelle

    how ur end luk?

  • Met says:

    lundun not a word not even a letter

  • Fyahwife says:

    :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak gruntg mi deh

    Lawd mi ha fi get upnand gain mi composure fi type

    Meeeeetttttt mawning

    Please tell me dis a wan outdated photo form di 80’s cause di acid wash full suit stay bad tight up tink ya a beat mi bad

  • Fyahwife says:

    *grung***

  • That’s fashion on crack–sometimes people tek da fashion thing deh too far. Dude is looking quite stupid…

  • devon green says:

    dutty obeah working lucky.you and your wortless brother bangy.what goes around comes around pussy.you broke now all the money spend a obeah man and reaction teck you because all them woman whey you send go a england wid shit inna dem whey end up a prison and you turn you back pon dem a it a ketch you now. the person whey the MONKEY used to f— fi help you dead from a bad f—.(too much resistance from behind dwl) no sah you need fi meck bev your sister go give the monkey a f—.you is a big informer becaused you talk pon you frriend fowl to save yourself.whey you name again ??johnson????so how the british passport you have got a diffrent name?????oh mi forget scotland yard give you for snitching on your friends.remember when you used to have the green handcart and a push it pon old harbour road?yes man me used fi buy mesh marina from you and your brother then him meet this brown lady sandra british and she help him come a england and them send fi you.and you turn round knock off her nephew SADIKIEE off a the bike inna new kingston wid your bmw and you pay your family fe say a him did a drive and pay off the half way tree police them. remember???. a reaction and saltness a reach you now wicked boy.your thing played out.you house want a coat a paint badly and your brother dey a miami a sleep inna hard rock casino.and stop tell people say a spanish town you come from because a cave inna westmoreland tou come from.i will be reading more about you as time goes by dog shit

  • Just curious says:

    Go chap concrete met

  • Jackson says:

    All monkey a breed woman??…woman wha mek uno suh wutliss

  • No Sah! says:

    I dead and died_______________________________

  • ms crimson n cream says:

    him need fi send him remedy go gi bling dawg caz al now mi nu hear him get a youth

  • LUNDUN says:

    met where art thou???? cum ere u no si weh devon green write :bedug

  • Met says:

    yes ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • Met says:

    suh a westmoreland lucky come from?

  • LUNDUN says:

    met weh wrong wid westmoreland :ngakak

  • Met says:

    nothing only dat him coming from far :maho

  • LUNDUN says:

    met devon a talk sum tings weh mi did a hear too, but mi did a seh a juss talk.
    cuz when lucky cum back a england, ppl did a seh a cyaah di right way him cum. worse mi hear seh him cum back inna england by flying all ova di place first, di journey neva straight.

    but anyway, back to di super sperms, man an woman still a meet ppl and ave unprotected sex? a dem have di heart of a lion.

  • Met says:

    lundun mi did hear bout di sniiiiiiiiiiiitchin ting

  • HIGHLY CONCERNED says:

    @Met, unu bad enuh… first me laff so from maaning…”vivian westwwod bodysuit and “chap concrete”, dem 2comment deh ave me a way…. i dead in yah…

  • Observer says:

    ow em luk suh like em bine up

  • Met says:

    highly mi did haffi seh holllllllllllllllld on lmaooo a di fus mi hear chop concrete dem too bad

  • Met says:

    mi waa know if dem really go tek all dat pants outa store and wear

  • bad ass british says:

    bwoy di sender knows lucky to a T….. that’s his MO him love look gyal weh him see other street man wit he will go out of his way but he ought to know that wat e is doing will catch up wid him one day is not everyman gonna find that shit funny…….. dem seh empty barrel mek the most noise which is true cazz lucky dunce like bat that’s y e behave like this and him never have anything good to say about the rest a man them a England him chat bad bout everyone all him pickny muma Sandy buckas he’s mistake for a man but him soon meet him waterloo…..

  • Observer says:

    inna stone wash at dat

  • Met says:

    mi sehhhhhhhhhhhhh and dem swear dem scortching an nowhere near the stove :maho

  • Juicy says:

    Stop n think, not many people know he get a youth recently so we know who u r met

  • Met says:

    yes a me have di baby fi him…………… :maho :travel

  • Met says:

    n memba dis sender seh him have 4 more a england suh count fi mi one since a mi did a ban dung di belly fi lucky hayyyyyyyyy talk di tings dem

  • yoko says:

    lmfaooooooooooooooooo everytime dis pic pop up

  • Juicy says:

    Lol

  • Juicy says:

    So if u av baby 4 him how old is dat child n what sex

  • Juicy says:

    Lol, lucky comfortable bad mind a mash I up (met)

  • Juicy says:

    You

  • Juicy says:

    Big up Mr Luck!! Him have assets an u people r hungry..

  • Met says:

    u seem fi know more dan me so why u a ask anything? him haffi comfortable him ina di queen country and working …him cudda neva uncomfortable

  • LUNDUN says:

    met which part part a england lucky work :nerd

  • Met says:

    under di queen left foot stool under di dining table near di chamber pot side a di loo

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Hi hello a lie u a tell no body caa comfortable in dat overall, Met Juicy a try see if fi har pikney n non a di others close in age mi no like when dem do dem something here eno just ask straight out n no badda wid the round di road ting kmt

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Bout comfortable inna him squeeze mi balls n leggo mi ankle overalls GTFOH wid that ya man

  • Met says:

    chuet______________________________________________________________________________________ u a look pan dem …waste a time dem..a goodly kay come a ask because she mussy did tink a she did a go ketch di last keg a sperms :maho

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Grung ———————-–——————————————————————— @ keg of sperms

  • Met says:

    when mi seh kay mi mean lucky babymadda doctor lawyer indian chief bottom lip lipstick wearer………..a only she act like a stalker suh

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Bottom lip lipstick wearer hahahahahaha ha lmaooooooooooooooooo

  • LUNDUN says:

    a wonda if juicy a di english gal weh no stop use har money mine long time big man lucky.

  • Met says:

    :tkp

  • Tawkchuet says:

    No Met he got a promotion you know yeaa he’s working inside the bloody loo! (In my British accent)

  • Met says:

    I feel is she and if a nuh she well wi gots to know who counting lucky now

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    __________________/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\______________/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/_______ *yellow tape*
    squeeze mi balls n leggo mi ankle overalls

    den hear met bout last keg of sperms :ngakak :hammer

  • Met says:

    chuet a mus in deh him a rerk because dem paying him in kind………………… di smell bad kind whey him cannot exchange mi gone bout english accent :tkp
    yes a under di rim him did a work so now dem have him pan di outside a hand out tissue by di ply :tkp

  • Anonymous says:

    Informer Devon Green you are wrong I can tell you that his brother is not in Miami. I know that for a fact but I won’t say where he currently resides. The fourteen parishes are all apart of the island of Jamaica so it shouldn’t matter where you were born & where you ended up. Lucky that outfit was a bad choice but when you get it right you tun up Big up!!!!

  • Weh Lundun say?!! Weh woman a do wid dis much less a mine him?!! Dis a pass desperation! ! No sah!

  • HIGHLY CONCERNED says:

    Ina him raasclaate vivan westwood bodysuit.. @Met, unu ave time deh ansa all juicy she, ole man-mascot, duppybat, who ina dem moral mind coulda waan lucky money-dunn longtime bigman british!!….i dead to claate…

  • juicy says:

    mnl

  • juicy says:

    so which woman a mine Lucky now, mi nuh tink Nicole book get buss a ja. Dwl she cum back yet

  • England says:

    Lundun…mi and u affi go link up one day enuh…cos mi feel seh wi know each other…lol

    Anyways met a true…lucky have a youth less than 2wks ago…the baby madda a hide the pics dem wid him cos she shame…but mi hear seh him visit her regular…look like him rate dah one deh..him a pull him weight…

    lucky nuh deh pon nuttin…some fool fool gal wi work and mind him…Lundun yuh know how the english dem stay..and a true…him love hype pon him friend dem seh him can get any gal…

    Mi hear bout the other baby madda dem but this post confirm seh a true….him hear seh him nuh like condom…and the gal dem too fool fi go tek birth control…but a hype man dem love fi breed fah…

  • Met says:

    juicy no matter how big fish is di brain stil can hold ina regular samddy mouth……………nuh use urs pan wi please…at least upgrade ur tactics

  • Met says:

    highly mi haffi ansa har mayne :nerd lol

  • Juicy says:

    GTFOH, y is Lucky an issue! Mek sure him nuh breed yuh

  • LUNDUN says:

    @england wi affi go link up star cuz di england suss not hot and spicy pon met site.

    an when it drop hardly anybody comment an mi know a nuff a di british crowd log on.

    so england u no hear nuttin bout yankee michelle? a long time mi no hear bout she

  • smdh says:

    Mi soon ketch a dose a AIDS. Dem a fool.

  • HIGHLY CONCERNED says:

    Only if me high off MALI or crack-cocaine would i allow this hanimal to come near my uterus!!!! Please, which woman wid any class or pride would sleep wid this pig????? yukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk….

  • Dem a watch we n mi na watch dem says:

    Hahahaha

  • Dem a watch we n mi na watch dem says:

    Lucky ting tun up!!

  • Dem a watch we n mi na watch dem says:

    Lucky ting tun up!! The world log in, English woman, Kay, 4 baby mothers 2 b an 1 just born.. :hn

  • Anonymous says:

    If Lucky know wha good for he guh follow Sandy and join the church

  • MURASAKI says:

    stop di presssss, dis garment pins up on the side, like whey baby’s wear. A who help him inna dis ensemble and should I be checking for pampers…dwl

  • Met says:

    lucky u deh pan di wall agen a mawnin

  • Dem a watch we n mi na watch dem says:

    Kmt, leave him alone! Enough is enough

  • LUNDUN says:

    met diss is a lucky week lol!!

  • miss know it all nsee it all says:

    well met mi know it all and see it all…LUCKY BRITISH have 4 woman pregnant rite now weh mi know of…plus di 1 weh ave baby ina january…..di baby bout 7-8 weeks now n a true di girl a hide di baby pic dem cause all now mi caan see 1 pic of dat deh baby..how mi know mi sister n r is fren n facebook…shi name trudytight pon facebook.mi sister sey a tottenham she live,but him go look fi har n di baby more while….cause when him come a barber shop him mouth jus a chat so n caan stop chat..wat a bwoy love to chat..plus him breed dis little gal weh longhead use to go out wid…met him bad mine n den him talk how him fren dem bad mine him…n di gal dem sey him dont love use condom…n every gal him meet him waah go a dem yaad go sleep,met lucky british played out,him soon start get gran children him ave big children over here, n look how him a behave,ave all him wife car a bring di sketel dem ina all bout,di bowy just dont ave n co++y principle

  • miss know it all nsee it all says:

    I WANT TO SEND THE PIC OF THE GIRL THAT HAVE THE 7-8WKS OLD BABY

  • LUNDUN says:

    [email protected] send it quickly thank u

  • Met says:

    lundun u know mi get it ! u si when dat drap pan di wall *tears upon many tears*

  • Anonymous says:

    me hear fron a link that know lucky say the saddamite gal that name trudy thight a one a the gal them that just got a baby for im an she a hide it because she shame fe make people know say a lucky bread are.

  • Met says:

    tomorrow please because when dat drap we gwine need bout 12 coat a paint mi seh___________________________________ smaddy call sandy deh

  • LUNDUN says:

    met nooooooooooooooo, mi cyaah wait

    why wi ago need so much paint met?

    tell mi plz

  • Met says:

    12 coat a ile paint ..whey she name trudy tight? :mewek2 she need a name change asap

  • LUNDUN says:

    met mi did suspect seh a dat enuh dwl

    when u seh 12 coat a paint, mi find facebook fass fass, but mi cyaah find her, she unsearchable so mi affi go wait till 2moro :mewek2

  • miss know it all nsee it all says:

    met show di pic man cho…cause how dem a tek man n a hide sey dem a tek man..now dem breed n a hide,dat no mek it

  • bad ass british says:

    met u r the rass bestest i caan keep up wid u
    u r hilarious bad don’t care how dull a day i’m having u always cracks me mi luv u bad…

  • Met says:

    :kiss

  • SWEET says:

    MET, DUUH ME A BEG YOU COS ME HAFFI DEH A WUCK, AN CYAAN TOO PEEP MUCH LESS COMMENT. BY THE TIME ME DRAAW ME TIYAAD BODY COME HOME, IS ALL 500 COMMENT AN FIRE TRUCK AN HOSE REEL OUT , FI STOP THE WALL FROM BUN DUNG.

  • Met says:

    sweet mi seh all mi can do a laugh because when london rollzz out pan dis one..

  • Jules says:

    Every time mi see dis man inna dis outfit , mi haffi leggo a good chuckle. But a di fuss mi a pree di seat dem inna di background, look like some ole poup out Greyhound bus seat.

    Four ooman pregnant one time? Help us Faada! Nuh care how me hawny and lonely mi udda haffi guh buy two cucumba and a carrot and sekkle miself, and hug up mi pillow aftawuds, dan fi mi name call pon dat. Dem ooman yah tumuck trang fi bote teck dis man and a bring him seed faawud munx all di mixup. Yikes!

  • oh,well says:

    Poor women. Twenty years after the fact, I’m still apologising to my daughter for getting knocked up by her father. My excuse is that us dumb assed English girls didn’t know what had hit us when that second wave of jamaican Immigration happened (late eighties/early nineties). No internet, no cameras on mobile phones, no Fass Book. Dignity intact (as long as you wasn’t stupid enough to go back for pickney number two). I’d love to say that my babyfather doesn’t partake of the dubious fashion choices in his miggle age. I can’t . He, like this Lucky British is still moggling, still bruk, baby mothers getting younger and younger as the older women get wiser and wiser….. why are all the wukless man dem stories similar (including the way that they badmind their “friends”?)

  • mi rass says:

    Luuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • really says:

    lucky not played out. if all a uno run come in and a talk how him worthless badmind good for nothing and bruck and him can breed 4 woman ina one year. a who send this in a idiot because a clear jealousy and cocki feelings this. how the hell all a uno grown people come here and a bash lucky fi a breed so miuch woman and f— so much gal without condom and nuh lucky a the idiot a the non progressive woman wey allow lucky fi push him hood inna dem wit no condom. all a dem wey f— lucky and the bal wey breed fi him all a them know wat him is or was like. uno bitches wey jealous over the 8weeks old baby go bath.it clearly sey the baby a mad yuh and yuh stupids friends. uno post this fi the baby mother wey just have baby fi hear all kinds of shit bout lucky some wey she already kno and some wey may come as surprise to her but bitch it wont work because lucky gal not leffing him and if lucky was such a no good how suh much a uno f— him and how suh much a uno breed fi him. get uno jealous ass out of here. stop blame lucky fi uno problems.lucky not the first man to get bruck lucky not the first tyo be and informer so wats the point.lucky house want to paint so wat at least him have a roof over him head. grow up bitches. get off a lucky back bitches and come jump pon him cock wey a mad uno

  • really says:

    @ devon green u are a low life, yuh a cal lucky informer wit never hear lucky statement but wi hear fi yuh one batty man devon yuh come here a talk all kind of shit about lucky fr who him send to england wit drugs and dem get burst to weyt him live to how him house loook to werte him come fr a jamaica to wat him use to do for a living before him become ghetto celebrity. devon yuh a cocky watch man. a yuh badmind lucky cause fi man yuh come here a talk shit boput the man and a bet wen yuh si him yuh beg him a drink. uno fi get lost. a yuh mother was the monkey wey lucky use to f— to get lucky. yuh dam germs yuh devon. all who choose to bring drugs into them body fi the love of money and if them get burst a fi dem business them loose and the owner loose suh why yuh mad at lucky dirty devon. nobody cannot meck me put drugs into my body fi money.if mi a bring drugs a fi mi own. stop blame people fi uno down fall. and lucky never rat out roy fowl uno dam set of fool roy kno the full hundred. leave lucky alone and get lost. f— them and duck dem lucky. lucky tell it to all the haters and cocky followers who want to be like u LUCKY TELL THEM SEY A NUH LIKE YUH NUH LIKE USE CONDOMS A BIG YUH COCKY TOO BIG FI THE CONDOMS, SUH YUH GIVE IT TO THEM BIG AND RAW.LOL. TELL ALL A THEM SEY WEN THE AIDS A KILL YUH A NUFF A THEM A COME WIT YUH

  • Dem a watch we n mi na watch dem says:

    @ really, I rate what you have to say 100% met got f— then duck. My position is well secure. Lol! Bitches take a ticket an join the line.

  • Anonymous says:

    Unnu bitches shoulda shame, caw dutty lucky whey bruk like bottle nuh waa none a unnu

  • Hmmmmm Juicy is skyback babymother an u sound so f—ing stupid…….. but wait till skyback come outta jail fi yuh nasty rass yea….. Lucky use yuh fi get couple clothes n shoes so yuh soon see weh Mr Lucks mek outta once u cnt fine ah size 10 fi him wear go party wen weekend come….

  • Juicy AKA Chantel Skyback babymother an Shabba Kartels long time Bitch… Now ur wid Lucky u think ur sum1 init……

  • Wow says:

    Another woman! Hahahahaha Lucky a BOSS

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