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SPRINKLE HOUSE AND FIGET DI VEHICLES

Oils and rumours of oils…Read good and mek certain seh good reading gwaan ….. Di people dem seh Aidonia have up di big man dere…di one ina di visa ting whey did deh pan di BIG MONEY CALL ina di Miami Condo..Now Didi live close to di house whey a build whey him di big money call man can only show di water part…people notice dem neva show di inside a di house yet? Hayyy is only one bedroom dem seh done…..all now di house cannot finish..When Didi get wind of him last week Didi give it to him verbally but wickedly talk up di tings tuh him…………… Now dere is a obeah war dem seh going on because ……….and mi nah call no name now so follow good….. di dj whey dus get him fus baby whey day sehhhhhhhhhhh…mr miami condo madda obeah well trang…… Dem seh di madda send out di bredda whey funny……..his picture here :-steve-Optimized

fi dash dash up di oil dem a morning time…Dem seh it get so wicked and wile up deh wid di ile dat di dj wid di new born send fi a fren fi come watch dem because di fren tink him a lie…………………….and dem seh di madda and di bredda and two more a dem head well wrap 4am a dash up and pan one piece a chanting..Suh di house and di career unda one piece a protection..Howerver…….*english vice*..The vehicles are not…….dem seh di x5 mash up and di benz di girl drive ina water whey day when di whole heep a rain and di engine mash up…whey day when him flash dung a week before di trial a di big man from up suh..di one whey help wid di travelling..is a honda him did a hide and drive………kaw di two expensive vehicle dem cannot fix!

83 Responses to SPRINKLE HOUSE AND FIGET DI VEHICLES

  • Brightlight says:

    Dead wid BIG PUSSYCLAAT LAFF! ______________________________________________________________________

  • Met says:

    brightie is what happen? :angel

  • Brightlight says:

    Metsy sorry luv mi juss buss a big laff when mi read di part about di madda an har son dashin di oil. This can’t be for real.

  • Belly Bang says:

    memba him have di benz…di benz….di benz…… di benz weh him ah sing bout …….. tho dat deh vehicle deh ongle mek celebrity appearances once in a full moon

  • Saucy baby says:

    Brightie wait deh fi mi. I can’t manij in here today pure big laughing them people must be saying I’m crazy.

  • Met says:

    a dat run ina water whey day…mi but bmw or benz?

  • LadyWoW says:

    Met u nuh easy a rass…dem nain memeba fi sprinke di vehicle dem cuz he obeah haffi trong fi save di dj freedom. all a di oil a dash pon dat :ngacir2

    I wonda if dem want a drive offa JMG cyar…dem betta have dem fare

  • Cindy Royal says:

    :ngakak well sah. Di bredda look funny fi choo.

  • Met says:

    cindy :nerd

  • Belly Bang says:

    ah mussi di battyman bredda dat who dem always ah style him over, I forgets his name, di one weh loud & brawling & nuh care wah people tawk bout him cause him have him bredda backative…

  • Met says:

    steve steve steve :tkp

  • good girl gone bad says:

    PPL tek obeah and mek it ah full time job? The only way mi ah wake up outta mi bed dem hours is fi go ah work. But i guess protecting the money and the house ah work, nuh true?? dwl dem ppl yah nuh easy. Mi woulda really frighten fi see ppl ah chant dem hours ah di mawnin!

    Met mi nuh see nuh funny pic! Weh it deh?

  • LadyWoW says:

    :ngakak

    Cindy :bola

  • honeybee says:

    :ngakak wait a minute……figet bout everyting else……met wey u sey Vado have a lil bro wey funny?

    Dwl, ah ile wey him a dash ketch him why him look so……I cant this morning

  • Met says:

    3gb u nuh si one male ina di post?

  • Dwlz…I dont want piss up my self today ooo!! Mek mi guh use the br and cum back round ya suh.cause it look like a ya suh aguh nice ina the day ya : :ngakak :ngakak :siul :bola :bola :ngakak :ngakak

  • Yoruba girl says:

    Metty come here, come here nuh. Mek I just seh dis a guh work. Memba the bredda weh mi seh sell phone card rt a the foot a stony hill, come here nuh yes is not lie met I says it’s not lie this senda telling I was wondering when dis would come up because di same gay bredda come up a mi fren business place come pray and talk all kinda sinting!! To how the man skirt tail a flash mi just tek up mi bag a lef because mi nuh want nuh destruction flash off the helm of his garment and ketch mi . Ummpp dutty heart dutty living ! God over devil! :marah :angel

  • Met says:

    yoruba dis sender nah lie a mi near and dear big dawta mi call har lol

  • honeybee says:

    But him have money right? all him hav to do is buy a new engine fi di x5 . No saaw mommy working hard in di early morning fi keep har son carrer going.

  • my2cents says:

    Met me a wonda if dis is d same bwoy weh drive a dark blue kingfish weh Mavado mussi give him. Me can’t be sure from the photo but it look like him but dat yute is not him brother as far as me know, is him cousin but I don’t remember him name. U nuh have a better photo met? Everytime me see dis bwoy me just stare pon him, him mussi wonda when him see me why me always a stare pon him and is not staring in a nice way like me want him. Him always a stare pon me too like him a wonda a wah me a stare so fa. Him loud and him very skinny and pants always a drop below him ass.

  • Yoruba girl says:

    Yes ooooo this sender on point mi a tell yuh this man nuh easy enuh, mi affi keep mi mouth because mi nuh want them figure out seh a me . Met I want to say more but them a guh pick up seh a me . But a Nuff a dis a Gwan met Nuff if me chat place aguh tun upside dung. This sender just hit the tip of the iceberg !

  • my2cents says:

    Yea but me always a stare pon him because him look funny and him behavior kinda funny. Him sound like a fish when him talk too.

  • Look pon the cross round him neck nuh :hotrit :cool

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    __________________/\/\/\/\/\/\/\_________________________/\/\/\/\_______________ :tabrakan: fadda tek di case n di pillow i cyan maniji dem ppl yah

  • Belly Bang says:

    people, unno come on, ah from time kartel ah class up di barber bwoy over steve……. suh ah nuh nothing recent and di bredda will trace and gwaan bad but dont mek the mistake and step to him or ah trubble wid you and di barber bwoy

  • Belly Bang says:

    BUT MET, OR SENDER, AH WHICH ONE AH DI HOUSE DEM UNDER THE RUBBINGS????? DI HOUSE PON DI HILL OR THE FAMBLY YAWD DOWN PON DI GULLY SIDE????

  • Belly Bang says:

    BTW, maybe mi ignorant,. but if ah condo, the condo done either way suh nothing more supposed fi ah do than shub in di divan and the chest ah draws……or mi wrong???

  • fashiondoll says:

    Blessed day Met & Metters. What a weeping, what a wailing when ten thousand *****clash. A how dem yah people a go cross Jordan.

    Me seh hear some politicians a talk bout a move fi disband Obeah inna JA and some others a seh a de African culture

  • but how long the obeah going work for. what in dark must come in the light and him alone a work obeah fi make money.business people,politican,taxes man and bus man. MeT TeLL sOme woman Fi STOP TIE man!

  • Riches says:

    Met, u know yuh nuh easy, but how suh much aile a dash an d house cyah dun? oil nuh gud :ngakak

  • Cc says:

    Yuh can tell da likkle bwoy deh a baan fish, him out grow him aqueerium now him belong out inna di ocean wid frank….met a wah ididdy a vent fah vado hav somn fi duh wid him not flying?

  • Belly Bang says:

    Mi seh, one more song bout “mi money cant dun’ and “mi can fly and unno cant” and yuh ah guh start see vent :ngakak :ngakak

  • Anonymous says:

    mek me ask unu a question

    whe fi unu benz deh ?

    unu eva own a benz yet ?

    most likely no

    unu a look fi anything to bring the man down

    unu well sad i swear

    big up Vado !!

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Oil of trabel oil of Nuff money (Wat is 500,000 look around u) oil of married , oil of house fi dun build, oil of help me when mi backstab mi fren dem, RASSCLAAAAATTTTTT di place ketch a fyahhhhhhhhhhhh……………………………………..l

  • good girl gone bad says:

    ohhhh know mi see him!! It never did ah show before met…but i concur, dat deh ah fish!! lol

  • no name says:

    Always knew MoVado was an ‘heeeedyat’, but sounds like everyone round him are also a big joke! Kmt
    If the mother’s ‘workings’are so strong, why she never use it to deter the brother from manifesting into a fish and succumbing to that lifestyle?

  • lord have mercy......................... says:

    HOLD UP TO RASS………………….correct if mi wrong but I coulda swear mi read someway pan ya say im don’t deal wid im mumma good, mi know fi a fact say im will gi im baby mada dem shit fi nyam cause a so im tan ( but mi always tun a blind yeye to im evil and disgusting ways even before all this halabalu tart cause pan a cold rainy night im voice use to mek mi reach certain heights, but no more)is that the same mumma whey a sprinkle oil fi enable im…………….no wonda to bloodclaat im deal wid dem so…………….TRAIN UP A CHILD IN THE WAYS OF THE LORD AND HE SHALL NOT DEPART FROM IT………………………………miss mumma maam is your ears im gwine to nyam off maam and like how unu live ina gully wid whole heap a gingi fly dem might shit pan it and it might rotten off……………. :tabrakan:

  • MAGNUM PI says:

    if i laugh i dead,suh all along when kartell a sey shibada a vodo brother it wasn’t shiby all a long it was this likkle fish, anything inna de dark always come out inna de light, some a dem mumma yah nuh easy enuh, b4 shi tell are son fi fast an pray dem a sprinkle oil an powder!!

  • Real says:

    dats y yu nuh mi a wonda how him get mix up wid baby camp……………but now mi realise se him used to di evil

  • LUNDUN says:

    a how much a dem live up pon dat hill?

    a weh vado an him bangarong a carry dem gully careless living go pon di ppl dem hill top a wake dem up so early fah!!

    so if a one bedroom dun, a weh di madda an bredda sleep? or dem only arrive 4am a mawning time fi carry out dem ceremony den left?

  • Real says:

    ludun a dem a watch di house……….mi cah manage ….di bredda mussi feel well comfortable up deh …..wen him reach a di foot a di hill him feel at home

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Ceremony :ngakak :ngakak

  • Munchie British says:

    uunu gi mi way caw di obeah might dash pon di pink wall!!! :ngacir2

  • LUNDUN says:

    yes tawchuet low di ppl dem an dem ceremony plz :maho

    den real, dat 500,000 coulda finish up a next room or two no so?

    so why predator did a hype pon di 500,000 so, when him know him did well in need?

    all di car dem bruk an want fix, 500,000 coulda fix dem.

    well a pose off infront di ppl dem private plane dung a tinson pen an a talk bout luk around, when everyting up pon di hill bruk dung.

  • Munchie British says:

    :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak all now mi still a roll pn di ground Met this one mek mi day!! :shakehand2

  • MISS-$TULLESHA says:

    :tkp MI RAWTID

  • Real says:

    lundun…unu neva siseh di man have amazonite and agate tile ……SO HIM MUSSI CAH TILE DI ROOM …SO HIM JUST LET IT BE ………..LMAO ….BUT FI TRUE DI MAN ONLY TEK PICTCHA ROUN ONE AREA…..but an nutten him used to di one room ……………mummy jus haffi git up 4am so him and him wife can do dem buziness

  • Real says:

    boy dats y u nuffi dwell inna certain ting ..him vehicle mash up and him did a laff afta killa corolla and him inna honda

  • Anonymous says:

    met mine him right yuh name pon parchman paper enuh

  • MAGNUM PI says:

    yu now mi really a thing sey vado inna some devil worshiping thing,and de ppl dem sey vado sacrifice him fren connie,das why mi a fi respect killa cah mama ivy nuh inna dem things deh a str8888 god shi sey…….if unno look pon vado good him look like satan stan up inna him face….THE BIBLE TELL YU SAY WAIT UP ON THE LORD BE OF GOOD COURAGE ON HE SHALL STRENGTHEN THY HEAR WAIT I SAY ON THE LORD!!! ANYTHING THAT IS NOT OF GOD IS OF THE DEVIL AN IT WILL NEVER LAST,THE DEVIL DON,T WANT TO SEE ANYONE HAPPY SO ANYTHING DEM GAIN BY SELLING DEM SOUL IT’S JUST A MATTER OF TIME B4 THEY LOSE IT ALL AN GONE A JAIL……..VADO YU NAH LEARN LOOK PON KARTEL!!

  • But no him a sing both fight evil wid prayer and a him mumma a evil smh

  • That picture met is shamar grant gavesha cousin not the dj brother wey name stevan. Long time that woman a work obeah but i will leave it alone because if i talk somethings them will find out is who me…. A nd dont want him hungry belly friend them come do me nothing.

  • PhantomPhoenix says:

    What a oily episode..lol.

  • Baby Girl says:

    Poor Mavado….. so because his mother is evil, then that makes him evil too?

  • Real says:

    mi did si di bredda wid wah purse ….and him have locks …MAGNUM ….A MI FI TELL YU…DI MAN A PAR WID SOME PPL DEH…u si all di stand up weh him have a fi dem ting set so…di man done know how him reach inna certain crowd

  • joy says:

    Mavado a learn from Elephant man and him family. mi nu think vado family then wicked like elephant man family them. lol

  • MAGNUM PI says:

    @real a dats why him a bun out killa cah killa nuh inna nuh oil an powder bot him rich when yu rich yu rich in the HOLY SPIRT, dem nuh have nuh FAITH INNA GOD DEM WAH GAIN DE WORLD AN @ THE SAME TIME DEM A LOSE DEM SOUL,WIDE IS THE GATE,AND BROAD IS THE WAY,THAT LEADETH TO DESTRUCTION,VADO YOU AN YU WHOLE FAMILY NEED FI REPENT FOR THE KINGDOM OF HAVEN IS AT HAND!!!! @BABYGIRL YU SOUND LIKE YU NUH HAVE NUH SENSE WHEN PARENTS SUCK DE SOUR GRAPE IT NEDGE DE PICKENY TEETH!!!!

  • HIGHLY CONCERNED says:

    What i have come to realize is that, vado is NO DIFFERENT FROM SHIRLEY(aka kartel)…God wi deal wid dem…

  • Real says:

    money money…………….him know weh him a do ……all if fim nuh know him wi soon find out

  • no name says:

    all a who on pink wall need a life, leave all judgment to God and stop be likkle people and tek mixup and run with it, all who on this website ya have no life but talk about people life and laugh after people

  • ms crimson n cream says:

    ghetto yute watch ur step,watch ur step step
    obeah dem wok fi mek u drop n bruk ur neck
    yute,watch ur move…watch your move move
    fall rain,, fall rain fall
    wash weh d oil and powder weh dem sprinkle addi stall :kr

  • Met says:

    crimson :hammer

  • Baby Girl says:

    @MAGNUM Pl……Yu know that you sound like yu love the obeah thing very much…. and you bad in a it to…… a wonder if a you a sell mavado mother the obeah oil them…..

  • MAGNUM PI says:

    @BABYGIRL YU SI IF VADO GIVE YU A 1 f— KEEP IT TO YU SELF…….A FASTING AN PRAY TO MI THING NOT OIL AN POWDER…….MI NUH KNOW A HOW IT BUN YOU SUH VADO BROTHER A BATTY MAN A DE MUMMA LOVE OBEAH DE FAMILY A DEM CURSE…..YU A WONDER IF ME A SELL VADO MUMMA OIL AN POWDER???? YU WANT SOME FI YU BIG DUN OUT PUSSY SUH YU CAN KEEP A MAN SLUT??? YU SOUND LIKE A f—ING GROUPIE!!

  • fashiondoll says:

    @ Crimson……..pullllllllup Me love it :kr

  • Real says:

    mi nuh know who tell annie palmer fi go sing bout di dj mada…si it deh know him gONE A JAIL…AND DEM SO NO BAIL……..IT TRANGA DAN SHAWTY TIE ….MI ASK SOMADI BOUT ANNIE WAH DAY …DI GIRL BE LIKE ….WHO? HE AINT COMING OUT ….WHOIII

  • too mix up!! says:

    this hole story is total foolishness that’s not even vado brother!!!

  • MAGNUM PI says:

    @toomixup @noname….this is a open “forum” a place where ideas and views on a particular issue can be exchange!! anything come on the pink wall it’s open for discussion, if we in here don’t have any life why is it you guys make it your problem to come here?? i guess in other words you are no different from us!

  • no name says:

    magnum pi mi know seh u dont have any life thats why my positive and righteous speech affect u

  • MAGNUM P.I. says:

    @noname there’s nothing positive about your comments that affect me,your the one say we don’t have any life but obviously you are just the same because your here reading every comment,like I said b4 there is nothing positive about you are your speech! It seems like you just don’t like the truth! Now in here there is no more like are this like botton for disgusting people like you to push,so you have to comment lol welcome to JMG!! :thanks2

  • Baby Girl says:

    @Magnum Pi……..No a more than one f— mi get…… you love the obeah thing too much, gu look a man!

  • MAGNUM PI says:

    @babygirl a de man wha a f— yu inna yu dun ole a him yu fi tell sey him love obeah,but wait him soon geh yu couple more f— an duck yu nass rass,den yu wi come inna yah wid come dun him yu cah bet a back door a bitch like yuh tek……….bitch yu man a satan him mumma an you love oil an powder……mi man inna mi bed unlike you cocky cooler!!

  • Joggle says:

    Big side note Met but u know Kartel have a younger gay brother too that live in Fl

    Always say the irony that at the time dem was warring and calling each other battybwoy and 2 a dem have fruity brothers

  • Joggle says:

    i should say did live in Fl. Nuh see him in a while, dont know where he is now.
    Him look just like Kartel and was a cheerleader.

    long time vado bro a sell phone card. my ex carry mi to a house in the havendale area (i think) to buy from him, that would have to be b4 08, 09.

  • G says:

    cant get ova di ongle 1 room dun!!! hayyyyy and ah tek picha, mi chess plate! den how dem didda talk seh him nuh gi him mudda nuh treatment an ah bay disrespeck??
    but didi easy enuh bring sumuddi fi watch dem!
    mi seh is like in evry mix up there obeah sumwhere in it.
    why didi haffi do it verbally him couldnt juss bax him dung?
    @LUNDUN yuh nave nat ah behavior smh den yuh nuh see seh ah joe 500,000 him tek mek dah room deh?
    @Yoruba tell us………
    @Real 10:10pm yuh mek mi ah tink now
    oh and can someone explain to me how someone can come on pink wall to cuss di people that come on pink wall? unno wossa dan vado smh

  • suck unno mada says:

    y these people on pink wall nuh stop post all these false news cause all of these information u suck hood gal post a lie a true you bitchies want suck vado hood and him nah look cause first thing vado mada nuh work obeah that not vada brother he boy in that pic a mi fren from skool days not gay vado brother name his steve him a battyman vado a mek him money a get rich suh unno badmind when him did deh on the gully and never have nothing unno did like him all a unno on pink wall go look a life and stop class people movado well well alright and house on the hill finish a it a mad unno and vado out and clean everyday all the badmine people a cassavapiece weh a try fi bring down the singa please go try sing to a left from the gully and have house on the hill too vado fi life big up the would a nine yard

  • Lipstick says:

    dwrl, mi nuh blame didi, protect yu baby yah my yute, nuh mek nuh blow ketch him, watch di vampire dem an read yuh bible an pray, di bredda pic a kill, woiiiiiii me womb :ngakak :ngakak

  • Lipstick says:

    mi luv when di mix-up dem have in nuff jokes, a this yu call mix-up, dem kind a mix-up ya name Grade A mix-up

  • Lipstick says:

    How the infinity pool finish before the bedrooms barber? You should’ve done the bedrooms first then the pool. Remember, you can’t sleep in the pool.

  • Anonymous says:

    The. Pussy dey fi sucksdem madam pussy an story call up di gullygod name

  • the truth says:

    @met @bellybang jus saw the foolish post lolololol.. ur source really talk about vechile wid vado –dash way dat source 335i bmw white 2 dr.. black 4 dr 5 series bmw..cl63 benz thts at silver star bought a new engine from carisson edition (upgrade from stock)..water story is garbage!!!!!..bellybang vado have no house on no gully the lives rihgt beside crown plaza when u going stony hill …and norbrook … 3 rr bike.. bout 6 corolla .. black 2010 jeep wrangler wha a run the streets hot a ja..when him deh ya ..is where unnu get uunu source from hope u not paying dem! @bellybang got to pree the show in orlando tht u was waiting to see if him coulda go!

  • Belly Bang says:

    U nuh sleep ah nite???? yuh deh yah pon early mawning Sunday ah follow up yuh DJ brief stain dem :cool

  • gully bad gal says:

    @magnum go suck a big hood dutty foot gal weh walk and sell yuh pussy round a back road yuh left yuh three kids wid yuh muma and barrow the people them loptop and a walk a search fi open wifi fi come on pink wall and a talk bouth people weh a live better than u big mouth gal cockey lip gal weh a star blue down town like a clothes u a sell

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