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IT’S NOT WHO YOU THINK…………

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Big up di runnah whey blazing pass di field and over exposure cause him fi a mek some heavy duty request ina Jamaica when him deh deh..Big him up yuh yere because dem tek di freakiness tun nastiness now………. di bosey runner appoint a special cleaner to him roun desso………. dem seh di cleaner complaning that she has been cleaning too much and not getting no regular sex………….. all him want is for her to clean and finger di rear…………………big him up because some ooman mouth come inlike cesspool and if tongue cudda sound by itself fi dem own wudda request hanging because dem commit mout murder

111 Responses to IT’S NOT WHO YOU THINK…………

  • Brightlight says:

    WTF! Please not Usain!
    :matabelo

  • Observer says:

    is not who im thinking.oh ok that’s good den a who

  • THMF says:

    Is it the “Beast”?

  • Cindy Royal says:

    Me wah know which man, how much, wedda a mad puss piss or sinting claat mi inna fimmi head, wat exactly it wudda tek fi get me fi lick out a man batty.

    A dat a har job suh si fi stop complain an duh har job… an continue dweet well. Nasty raws! kmt

  • enter your name says:

    I hope is not long nails Yohan :bingung

  • Cindy Royal says:

    Yuh know, if a di Beast mi wudden surprise cuz a jus weh day mi seh to smaddy seh mi tink him is a faggot kmt.

  • Observer says:

    membah yohan keep em nails well nice n polish

  • PPL busineSS says:

    MET A ME KNOW A NO ASAFA THANK GOD – A EITHER USAIN R YOHAN N ME MORE A GRAVITATE TO YOHAN

  • ISpy (With my two big black eyes) says:

    A must Yohan cah wen dat a drive him X6 windows down and leaning to the side a look hail ..mi just cut mi eye roll up mi window and drive..piece a farttttttttttttt

  • eyecandy says:

    Yohan…

  • LUNDUN says:

    mi not even a lick di hood weh ppl seh taste like plum, much less di rear. r u mad!!!!

    a food alone mi seh

  • LUNDUN says:

    an yohan really mek gal weh ano him bonafide finga him rear?

    so dat mean him want di worl fi find out den! u cyaah mek any an any gal do dem tings deh mi boss, it ago drop a road

  • Met says:

    lundun dat person whey seh taste like plum is very greedy…from mi born mi neva hear nuttin suh :nohope:

  • Met says:

    doe mix up di people dem ooo…read di title good..it says its not who u think..go outa di box

  • Cindy Royal says:

    No, Ispy reason for thinking it’s Yohan kill mi __________________________________________________ :ngakak

  • Observer says:

    i spy yuh rong yuh shudda gi di man ahilings em a star enuh :hammer one a ja fastest man

  • Observer says:

    >>hailings

  • Cindy Royal says:

    Outta which box Met??? A dis big athlete need fi come outta di closet. Di story seh “runnah whey blazing pass di field and over exposure” mek it very limited to a few male athletes, an mi know ma baby Warren wud neva roll wid no finga up him ass, suh jus dash nayme yaw missy.

  • Met says:

    :shutup:

  • Wtf :dp that’s nasty……finger to the rear and tongue…wow worse me hear seh many men don’t like cleaning dem ass properlyyy

  • Observer says:

    omg noooo warren seems so sweet but den agen most a dem type a man deh “sweet” :bingung

  • LUNDUN says:

    so if met a seh tink outside di box, it means is not usain, is not asafa and if is not yohan, den a wich odda jamaican runner a blaze past di field met? cuz i don’t know of another.

  • Shawty says:

    why is she complaining if she neva have a prob first time him ask she shouldnt have a prob now, first time him ask me a run mi a run leff him nastiness dem as him utter batty mi fun gone f—er a lick batty fi nutten

  • Chocolate says:

    Trying to think out the box but drawing a blank so far

  • Cindy Royal says:

    No Observer, mi nuh like swear fi ppl, but mi not suggesting dat is Warren none a tall. Lawks mi suh love sweety pie Warren, not in a lust way, but inna a he’s such a sweety kinda way, but it wudda burn mi if a him cuz him have a proper fiance.

    Is just that our top, highly public male runners right now include: Usain, Yohan, Warren, Asafa. Then u have top, not so public male runners: Nester, Michael, Hensel et al. Suh di way dis story read it have to be one of the top, highly public male runners.

  • Kemar Bailey-Cole?? mmmm Ristannaanna man

  • Observer says:

    usain is the boastiest of all>>>>>>>>>”di bosey runner”>>>still thinking outside di box

  • Cindy Royal says:

    I just want to take this opportunity to encourage this young lady to come on over & talk to us. We are here for you girl, cuz I know how selfish men can be, the little bastards. You lick their asses & they won’t even give some good dick. So I say come over girl & just throw that selfish bastard’s name out right here. I feel your pain, cuz as we know, lack of good sex can be painful. *sigh*

  • Met says:

    cindy do betta :hammer

  • my2cents says:

    I have a feeling is Usain because Met say him a blaze past the field and over exposure. Usain a blaze past the field and him really over exposed. Met just give me a sign if me right ooo

  • Met says:

    :maho

  • Jules says:

    Har jaw cawna a hat har, poor ting. Har mout mussi pintid like fi fish now cause all dat exercising shi haffi a do wid it. Bwoy is one ting to be married and doing some things, but when u is juss di ooman a di moment and haffi a do certain tings juss fi deh pon di scene is a whole nedda story. Ole ppl wud caan neva wrong, nuh grudge a sole fi nutten cause u nuh know how dem come by it. Smaddy pass har some Tiga balm fi rub har mout deh.

  • Observer says:

    cindy please encourage har fi cum correct caw wi caw tek no mor multiple personalities oooo

  • Shawty says:

    [email protected] Cindy Royal tell her fi come wid thename yes

    met PLEASE we need back the like and dislike button dem bad bad bad

  • A wonda if a di cook, cause him kinda funny yu nuh. Dwlz…wat a peice a dutty life. :tkp :ilovekaskus :bola

  • Joncrow Belly says:

    mi feel seh a Yohan and him long nails . him look lean like him a wobble.

  • Yoruba girl says:

    Met mi feel seh a the beast a gi di gyal a feast enuh, suh nobody guh roun wi miss met , this bwoy look fishy to mi , I saw him the other day inna all white everything even the nails look like French tips a drive a white x6 , him pull up a di ATM and nobody nuh give him nuh knowings suh him back out him phone and who tell him fi guh open him out bwoy sound like any ooman suh mi spirit just a tell mi seh a him. It is the beast giving out a feast. All we need is a DNA sample from har finger . Young lady pls to submit your tongue and fingers for testing deh.

  • Met says:

    yoruba mi nah luk pan u nope

  • Anonymous says:

    “heavy duty request inna jamaica when him deh deh” hmmmmmmmmmmmm that mean say a smaddy wah nuh live here then because no need to make requests if u from here. this sound like an out of town visitor.

  • Yoruba girl says:

    Nuh look,jus drop another clue fi wi .

  • Met seh think outa the box.I have a funny feeling seh a some one from the dancehall world. Not the kind of runna weh unno a think. :maho :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak

  • ISpy (With my two big black eyes) says:

    Mi confuse mi give up..if a annu di beast him still gwaan too hype a look hailings

  • It reall sound like a some one from up ya weh guh a ja guh request the nastiness :travel

  • LUNDUN says:

    anon 12:46pm i can see what ur saying hmmmmm :nerd

  • my2cents says:

    Metty it look like mi right man lol. A dem ting deh Lubeca or whatever she name did haffi do :travel

  • UNNU NUH NOR,AL BOUT SUBMIT THE TONGUE AND FINGER FOR TESTING!!! :travel :#DEADING!!ngakak

  • Met says:

    :maho

  • Yoruba girl says:

    Met a beg yuh nuh Mek da face deh pls…… Because when mi just si it mi a pitcha the young lady a blow cool breeze inna di ……. Mi body all ice inna mouth since dis yah runna a blaze him might need fi cool it dung

  • Yoruba girl says:

    Topic dem have mi a way glad its my day of f today oooooo

  • StayGood says:

    more hint pls Met

  • Met am i on the right track?? :maho

  • Observer says:

    depends pon which “track” @ pan topa demz :hammer

  • @Observer: dwlz.. the dancehal track muma

  • Yoruba girl says:

    Case close this is yohannnnnn!!! Met mi Mek a couple call cause solve !! Didn’t speaker directly to the cleaner but mi tell yuh I have ways and means. Up on the Jill hill yah small Neva know seh runna live right roun the road , just one phone call enuh u know the groupie circle kinda small dung yah suhhhhhh just had to crack one of them and the spill the beans ….

  • Met says:

    Yoruba I dont know who u called…But u get a wrong bang pan dis it wudda tek u all two page

  • Observer says:

    omg it cant be dat man :sorry …dat odda man is a coxman

  • Yoruba girl says:

    Ummmm suh u a tell mi seh mi source wrong , dem a gi mi false info, Mek a call back because I don’t like to say things weh nuh true. Dem tell mi all kinna thing bout di man !! Mek I get this str8! :tkp

  • Met a Neil???!!!!!…….since him av running man video.

  • Mi aguh seh it again dancehall world oooo!!! Mi done talk. :travel

  • Chocolate says:

    dwl @ Yoruba girl

  • Observer says:

    I’m convinced now Metty…..this is not a track star :kr

  • why mi feel ah flippa cause ah him eva ah “run” n he’s highly requested now like how him run gone ah yaad…

  • Real says:

    That beast!!!!!!!!!!! Animals will be animals

  • Real says:

    Met come here a sista Konstance………………………….whoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

  • @Observer: seet deh! Now yu talking

  • @ enter ur name: yu know seh all him did cross mi mind. But a nuff freak out deh suh keep an open mind

  • Jules says:

    U see how ppl can get eena trouble..whole heap a ppl name call ongle fi find out seh a nuh no athlete afterall…lol. A dis a di real blind item. Meck di Sherlocks dem figure it out. Di clues dem up deh..A weh Simplicity deh? shi good pon dem riggle mi dis, riggle mi dat summen yah.

  • Anonymous says:

    Met is it germaine mason ?

    him jamaican but run for uk and par wid usain dem

  • Anonymous says:

    met and if we guess right u ago seh yes

    how u a go confirm – wid the lock mout smiley so dem cyah seh u seh ?

  • A ya suh aguh nice!!!! :tkp :tkp :siul :siul :siul :maho :sungkem :ilovekaskus :batabig :bola. Deadinggggz oooo!!! :tabrakan:

  • BBC says:

    Met?? Is it the “runner” that sent himself to JA? The man weh tek ship and get inna trouble??? Could it be Flippa? Mi memba him name did call up pon some freaky business

  • Met says:

    unno to good…………….di title seh its not who unno tink but because unno nuh waa tink a dat person unno bring up all kinda ppl so mi dus a read

  • Anonymous says:

    mi nuh kno met, when mi see di suss seh its not who you think mi feel seh a asafa u did a talk bout. and mi feel yu label it so bcuz we did a read bout him an amita yessideh so u seh its not who u think bcuz maybe him woulda fresh inna wi mind. so to me the culprit is none other dan ex-suffera, overexposed-overhype-overboasy usain. forgive me but as mi read di description i swear this seems sooooo like him. mi nuh know….how mi sound?

  • Its either some baddie from nyc r philly when dem guh a ja dem do the nastiness but a long time dem a do it up ya.just a wild guess ooo!! Am getting warmer dont it met?? Lol

  • good girl gone bad says:

    i sooooo dislike these riddles smh. And all met can gi wi ah bare emoticons, yuh nuh right met! Yuh nuh right! u know mi easy fi confuse, when mi start read mi tink ah usain hire smaddy fi clean him when him go ah di bathroom dwl. mi ah seh dis bwoy really ah smell himself only to read further and find out is a battywash him ah get…aye sah.

  • Addicted says:

    I would say its Usain.
    (1)Blazing past the field ( the rest of the runners)
    (2) Over exposure ( Playing all stars basketball and all those tings
    (3) Stay travelling more than he is in JA so when he is back on the island he draws for the wiper.
    (4) Usain is very boasy

  • gully says:

    movado

  • Observer says:

    USAIN BOLT yu is a wikkid yuh fi set up di girl nice n neatly instead yuh deh deh a play batty tickle yuouuuuuuu you is a wotliss likkle man hav di tilly deh a guh to waste a doah like yuh ooooo :maho

  • yea says:

    Hi met an metters

    if anuh usain a usain, ole nastiness

  • london5948 says:

    @lundun, me read d subliminal message, guh suck a bloodclat egg, plum, guinnip, u nuh suck cocky, f000 u I do, how u like dat!!!! Brixton me born!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • london5948 says:

    Ah Sunday sex u ah guh affa, ah my opinion dat an u kno da ress….dere like assholes, ebry baddie av one!!Brite.

  • Met says:

    yea hi good evening :peluk

  • miss lee says:

    met, how much letter in his first name? how much consonant in him last name? him birth month in di first half of di year or di last half? what is di first letter of di high school him attend? him face round or straight? Him hot, alright, or not? him running to or from something, or him jus a run di place? gi wi summn nuh? da outa di box ting de out fi mash mi up…more choices outside dan inside. lawd man, nuh do u people dem so.

  • Met says:

    :nerd

  • london5948 says:

    Luv u too met, but waz dat necessary, taste iz not the topic, running iz. So who waa stop suck n git f—, kudos to dem, ow tase cum inna dis? So mek she kibba fi r own, an me will keep fi me too, chat bout!

  • london5948 says:

    Met, u kno fi mout ahredi, a nuh nuttin!!!

  • Met says:

    londy u nah behave lol…maybe har tongue need rest

  • Ebony Eyez says:

    WARREN and thats my final guess.

    Warren alone blaze past the field and is pure over exposure since with *Weir’s World, Twitter, FB etc….

    Met just wink one time if mi right.

  • Dis person have a wife and a do it on the down low dont it met?? Dwl..mi cant badda oo!!

  • Wink nuh met.. :maho

  • Yoruba girl says:

    Mi deh yah from mawning enuh miss met , atleast give me a clue because mi source seh similar things bout the person weh mi seh suh I jus need a small clue I beg ooooooo…. It’s only fair cuz mi cyan sleep without closure :cystg :mewek

  • Anonymous says:

    Met, can i buy a vowel plz?

  • Met says:

    u can buy di whole plate a alphabet ina english and latin :nerd

  • Yoruba girl says:

    A Wanda if di clue inna da glasses deh weh u nuh stop push up???

  • Ok,1st letter can i but a D please?? Dwl..

  • Observer says:

    yes metty dem seh too much sex not good for eyesight and you pushing up the glasses for better view suh dat mean a Usain caw em sex sex sex n sex some more

  • The next and last letta mi want fi buy yu si is a S. :maho :lapar :lapar

  • Anonymous says:

    met, is the footballer a england?

  • Met says:

    mi did seh anything bout football? mi haffi go read ova wha mi write

  • Beautifully Made says:

    Met, mi feel seh ah Mavado

  • Anonymous says:

    LOL. LARD GOD MET NUBADA BITE OFF ME HEAD, LOL ME JUST DIDA TRY FEH DECIPHER THE PUZZLE. OOH A MIGHTA ‘PUFF…..’

  • Belly Bang says:

    Ah wonda if ah di long distance stullah, as was said, hmmmmm

  • MURASAKI says:

    morning metters, Mi a put fimi ticket in for Usian. Something about this guy just gives me a vibe that he likes to feel superior and what better way to show that than having someone lick ur arse., might have started off as a dare to the gurl, but look like chica is an over achiever and did such a great lick that a bare tongue to him thing now….Usain mi seh…met ?

  • Anonymous says:

    It look like I have to go wake up Miss Lou or Mas Ron to come sort this riddle out.

  • Addicted says:

    Any girl /woman that says she is not giving her man oral these days is either
    (1) Lying
    (2) Does not have a long term bonafide man ( and if she does she is getting bun for tea lunch and dinner as he is getting it somewhere)
    (We are not talking about going around been a swiper) Oral sex is a natural sex act between a couple who is giving each other pleasure.
    I am making sure my husband stay satisfied as it was a long rough road that got me where i am today so not going to let another female suck him away from me not even for a day.

  • fashiondoll says:

    Den we nah get a little clue or nutten Met? I hope there is a follow-up to this with little more clarity

  • LUNDUN says:

    u know seh mi juss a si london 119 comment!!

    but si ya god!! u know mi neva memba a who mek di comment bout plum, mi juss memba smaddy seh dick taste like plum an a couple ppl a debate which type of plum an i laughed so hard.

    so london 911 all i was trying to say is,if dick taste like plum and mi naah taste it, a batty mi a go lick weh muss affi taste like shit? thats all i was saying dear.

    so u need fi go look up di meaning of di word subliminal cuz if a brixton u cum from a bloodclaat jamaica mi cum from computa badgal, mi no deal wid subliminal, mi cum direct and full force a wah tek u??? please don’t tek out u problem dem pon mi tonks

  • IDK says:

    TYSON GAY ? DI AMERICA BOIIII ?

  • imperial says:

    Met, is it man from d Gully who did run from d hero @ sting?… Cuz mi a pree dancehall dnt think its an athlete.

  • G says:

    anybody push there tongue in batty would nyam shit!

  • Ebony Eyez says:

    All a unnu wey nuh si sey Met wink fi mi, need fi borrow the glasses wey shi use fi hide di wink.

    Weir Wolf str8888. Nuh him have soon to be wife (Natalia*)?

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