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DEAR MET——MAN SHORTAGE ON THE RISE

dear met

Met, I have a family member who has a lot of girls but he got in an unfortunate situation a few years ago and now wears a colostomy bag (shit bag). Could you ask your readers if they ever do (sex/ make out with) someone who wears one please. I find it very odd! Lol. I cant understand because he has women fighting over him!

52 Responses to DEAR MET——MAN SHORTAGE ON THE RISE

  • Observer says:

    :nerd

  • Yoruba girl says:

    Ewwwwwwwwwwww, shit bag ? :cd

  • Tawkchuet says:

    :tkp betta yet :ngacir2 outta here

  • Love jmg bad!! says:

    WTF, him have nuff nuff money ?

  • pHILLY says:

    Sarrie to say this sweetie but that man has gots to be the best pumpum
    Nyammerrr. woman only fight fi dem money or good service. Him muss a dash weh money pon top a t it. i gone. :lapar :lapar :lapar :ngakak

  • Quiet Storm says:

    Well, hats off to feem ooman dem.

    Mi nuh sey if mi husban have accident an wear one mi……bwoy mi nuh noe yah man, but maybe mi wudda try. One ting mi know, is dat dat raas nuh smell too gud when it ah empty so mi wudda very wary

    To answer the question…Nope, I have never

    Morning Met and Metters

  • Brightlight says:

    *Bounty Killa voice* Lawdhammercy!
    Well God bless him that even tho he has this unfortunate issue that he is still desired and wanted by women. His colostomy bag is not a handicap and while I’ve seen those things (I’ve cleaned one before) and it has grossed me out I don’t believe that would stop me from loving and being with a man who has one IF he’s good man.

  • Met says:

    maybe him change di bag or keep it hidden :nohope:

  • Met says:

    brightie clean meaning…tek out di bag and dash it whey?? or clean out ? :nohope:

  • Observer says:

    suh em muss tape di bag to em belly caw ow dem wudda manige if it buss wid all dat banging

  • Met says:

    zervah who tell yuh seh banging gwaan or a gwaan? :nohope:

  • Observer says:

    dem yuh nuh ere seh ooman a war fi di man :maho

  • Brightlight says:

    Metsy as in clean the area where you attach the bag and change the bag! Not clean out the bag hell no! It no nice atall. Just the thought makes me shudder. But di way how good straight man scarce these days mi haffi be careful about who I think to reject. DWL

  • Met says:

    zervah maybe up top………………way up is working foine :nerd

  • Cindy Royal says:

    Clearly, it’s not the shit bag that maketh the man.

  • Observer says:

    :ngakak

  • Met says:

    brightie :nohope:

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Met u bad lol

  • ms crimson n cream says:

    @brightie quick question so u neva fraid d smaddy shit pon yuh…. bcuz mi did a watch summin pon tv n the girl seh she dont know when she feel fi go bathroom it just go inna d bag

  • Anonymous says:

    Unfortunate situation? Yuh mean he was shot! Could have been worse, the bullet could have severed the spine…where he might be a quadriplegic (sp).

  • Maybe he empties the bag b4 he has sex….so there’s no smell cuz there’s no s**t in the bag. Who knows maybe he’s a good man. If so I would overlook his condition.
    -Smooches-

  • Brightlight says:

    @Crimson well I only did it one time when I was training to be a nurse and let’s just say I am not a nurse!

  • london5948 says:

    Colostomy bags functional use is to hold waste matter, (feces). Once the bag is emptied, it can be taped to the belly. So even though the visual isn’t pleasant, remember there’s a human being whose self-image is impaired! D sender ah try guh roun d bag!!!!!!!! :pertamax

  • ms crimson n cream says:

    lolzz well brightie tht was a good decision

    @sender look on the brightside he dont have to piss pon d toilet seat :hammer

  • Saucy baby says:

    Lol @ bright light. Having a colostomy bag does not make him incapacitated. Chances are his body is trained to go bathroom like how most of us do so every morning. Only difference is his isn’t coming through his anus but through the stomach! So in that regards he can mash many works, lol….. It won’t be leaking poop all the time!

  • LadyWoW says:

    Sender Hell f— no

  • Observer says:

    saucy em body cannot be trained dats y em hav a bag to begin

  • Saucy baby says:

    @ Observer a person with a colostomy bag would shit when there is shit in the bowel based on his diet. It is not like he would be oozing shit in the bag unless he has diarrhea. Even though he has no control of those muscles anymore, with the correct teaching of what foods to eat and avoid he would be able to guesstimate when he would shit!

  • Observer says:

    well now you’re talking diet is a factor but he or she has no conscious control ova wen dem fi go its involuntary

  • murasaki..lazy fi sign innnn says:

    mi an my curiosity guh google it, dinner mash up, suh senda di answer is noooo way, mi cyan mange it …

  • Observer says:

    murasaki suppose em finga n mout gud ooooo yes man den yu caw manige :nohope:

  • murasaki..lazy fi sign innnn says:

    zervah that ah just appetizer ooooo

  • Lipstick says:

    What you mean by his body not trained? Supposed is someone who looks good and healthy. The person don’t must be in w/c bound or bed bound when wearing a colostomy bag. The bags or made of plastic so they can be changed as often as the person wearing it wants. However, I think the person is an undercover :lapar :ngakak

  • Jules says:

    The greater issue to me is that as a “family member” you do not seem to want this person to enjoy life. Why do you care if he has women falling at his feet? You should be joyful that in his condition there are still women who are interested in him, and hopefully one day he will find the right person to settle down with. Isn’t this what any loving family member hopes for? kmt

  • good girl gone bad says:

    Mi haffi bypass the comments smh…I made the mistake of reading this while eating a chocolate chip muffin! Mi neva finish it…Thanks a lot guys!!

  • I am sure that the sender is not looking for any serious answers to that question. That is as obscure and silly a question as asking if we know of anybody who makes love to donkeys…

  • yuck! says:

    If we been together for years b4 it happened I might…..MIght…think twice. But even so, I cant gaurantee. But if I just met somebody HELL NO! Imagine if the bag slip off during sex? Uh uh not for me. :alay Maybe he keep his shirt on and turn off the lights. The only way I can see women fighting over him is if he keep that a secret. Either that or he have a lot of ugly desperate women.

  • Anonymous says:

    Dwl Dwl I have a confession :nerd It happened when I was younger. He was a cute Guy had gotten shot up and ended up in wheelchair. Business was booming and I was enjoying the luxurious life. I felt sorry for him and tried to look past the wheelchair. All he could do is suck the Pum Pum til it numb. All the sidung inna face(mi favorite) I just could not cum! I never saw him with pants off so I had to stop before my clitoris did star fava jump rope!

  • notrite says:

    METTY GOOD EVENING SOME WOMAN TUMUCK IS TRANG CUZ NOT EVEN OSCAR MI COULDN’T TEK MONEY R NO MONEY SOME WOMAN BOI SMDH

  • Met says:

    eveningg

  • Dwrl says:

    Somebody bwoy friend get jealous, shot give him colostomy bag , WEH get shot in his ass?? Only other way is if he has colon cancer. My answer if its someone I was screwing before , knowing my knowledge of the colon and the colostomy bag I would. Why scorn him now ?? Getting a illness is apart of life UNLESS A AIDS THEN HE HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO f— HIMSELF. JUST KNOW MI NAW SEX NO STRANGER WID IT

  • Met says:

    hey how u doin :kiss …whey u seh no stranger ? lol

  • Dwrl says:

    @notrite if you husband/wife have it you wouldn’t ?? Don’t forget women get it also

  • Dwrl says:

    Hey METSY I’m good just got home from work and seh let mi come check up on you and the metters :) no because if you know the person well you know if he’s clean, some a dem nasty and if you no clean it and yourself good it’s a horrible smell. SOME AIDS CLIENS ALSO HAVE PROBLEM WITH COLON AND HAVE COLOSTOMY BAGS AND THEY WON’T TELL YOU

  • Dwrl says:

    Clients

  • Met says:

    yes I agree di colostomy bag nuh mek di man………..u haffi get used to it yes but ..

  • Dwrl says:

    It’s no getting used to it supposed to be a short term thing, most people I know WID it end up dead

  • Belly Bang says:

    :ngacir:

  • ShaunPo says:

    Money Talks, Bulls**t Walks

  • Met says:

    in this case its a shitbag :nohope:

  • Oh Dear says:

    I Just watched a couple videos on youtube and all i can say is wow, its funny but alot of people are affected by crohn’s disease and they end up wearing this bag aswell and they exert such a positive attitude changing it everyday and accepting their situation. i guess you can end up with a bag for various different reasons, sometimes its temporary, sometimes its for life. It would be nice to know that people are willing to love you and be with regardless of your situation because those videos i watched were with two teenage girls and they were good looking, and i’m sure they have dreams of getting married and having kids….. My sister had to get the bag temporarily after a major surgery abt a year ago but i had no idea how it was attached and how it worked because i’m not in jamaica, everyday you learn something new, thanks met for the post.

  • Met says:

    oh dear thanks to di sender ooo

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