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ISH YAMMI ISH

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75 Responses to ISH YAMMI ISH

  • Observer says:

    wen mi fasting over mi ansa dis caw smaddy need fi fix dis shawty real gud dem seh duppy noe who fi frighten……a bet yuh stop get yuh $1000 a month keep it up…..watch yuh downfal coming very soon yu wikkid witch

  • Smfh says:

    Mi affi agree wid har doe. Him use d white Oman fi cover. Str8888 mud mixah……

  • Observer says:

    ok but dis is not abt em sexuality a caw em seh hazel flya a di bess female flya fi di year mek shawty gweyyyyyyyyyyy big up hazel flya it shaat

  • Anonymous says:

    Whoa, smaddy mek me undastand de goings on yah. Who dis half dread wit de sunroof tap?

  • Zervah………Ah dat ah mad whorin Shauty, mek har Gweeeeeeeeeh!

  • Observer says:

    mi noe quena but dats not evn a pic a king flamboyant head di man hav nice dreads

    shawty flyers tacky baddddddddd bout sh a big up jmg….jmg nuh see har caw wi a dem tea

  • BK says:

    Mi just sick a dem ppl yah dem have no respect and dem is just too disgraceful. SHAWTY is not everybody like ur ugly, tuff ass and even who use to like yuh before ur ways turn dem off, yuh walk and mek trouble and dip up inna everybody life too much, di man is entitled to his opinion, what happen to constructive criticism, why ppl have to be bullied down because dem mek dem point on some stupid flyer………..enough already man.

  • No Joke says:

    Good mornin….Chuet…..weh yuh deh Chuet….Is this proo :ngakak f a your theory???

  • LadyWoW says:

    DWFL MI NAH READ YET …IS A TIME FI TRIM…HIM BEEN PASS DEM TIME DEH WOIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • Anonymous says:

    somebody going to deal wid this lil ugly troll looking gal one of these fine days. this attention seeker, walk and f— and suck dung di place need fi tek 1000 seats back.

    Why a couldnt one a my man dem mek a fix her business

    Original Goodas

  • LadyWoW says:

    OK NOW MI READ

    A NUH EVRYTING U HAFFI TEK 2 FB AND TRACE PEOPLE. NOW LOOK PAN DAT SHE NUH KNOW WEH DIS A GO LEAD..

  • SSS, you’re not one of my favorite people BUT I MUST thank you for telling this undercover BATTYBOY this. One time at Angela Striker bob marley affair this UGLY boy pushed be out the way spilling my drink just so KORS the picture man would see him, then when the man switch side he went and touch him then stand up and POSE like passion and wayne lots.

  • Tawkchuet says:

    No Joke hi good morninggggg mi nah laff enuh cause if we go by the theory it look like say not even air him no come up for lmao.
    I was gonna cuss steel n cement face Shawty but mi say no not today maybe later she very outta order though ole time ppl say when plantain waa push root it shoot meck she stay deh.

  • Saucy baby says:

    Did her party pass already or is it coming up? When they Want to be seen we know they always pick argument with people. Go sit your tough like frigging turkey ass down……

  • moochy says:

    But @observer u nuh hav no job? Every minute u ah comment pan suthin go sit dung wit ur crawny self, and lowe do gyal.

  • Anonymous says:

    “PULL UP TO THE SCENE WITH MY CEILING MISSING” SHOULD BE THE CAPTION FOR THE HALF DREAD

  • LadyWoW says:

    :bola :2thumbup :2thumbup

  • Anonymous says:

    lmfao that is so not his head he has a fat ass wife too always used to post up mad pics on fb 2

  • Anonymous says:

    o. thats all i know.

  • good girl gone bad says:

    I’m mad unnu jus ah go in pon shawty and bypass the fact seh dis man ah walk road wid half ah head of dreads lol…No sah mi tink ah stevie wonder alone have up dah style deh! I guess if stevie can do it u can to!! Guh tru king! lol

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Moochy it seems ur job is to sit n watch Observer’s no job having ass whether she has a job or not she free fi [email protected] post as often n whenever she pls since she not using ur computer to do so. Mi gut feeling a tell mi is Shawtys&@kshitnomoneyspenda this cause all u do is sit n watch di walls fi run like u hear say shit a share ova ya. This is a shit free zone so GTFOH bout if the woman no work, whey u care u work ? n pls be advised [email protected] a dick ain’t a job it’s just ur favorite past time kmft

  • lol says:

    Met weh the like and dislike buttons dem deh? Mi miss dem real bad!

  • Met says:

    we spent all day trying to fix them yesterday but I had to go to bed early to fast this morning..Havent seen the developer yet but maybe later tonight…we have to be constantly fixing things and changing codes so one thing works with the other..it takes time to pull up and fix back sometimes

  • LUNDUN says:

    dat pic of the man head well funny, mi pit out mi drink when mi si it :ngakak

    di person weh tek dt pic too bad man, mi belly!!

  • Observer says:

    moochy i caw duh no form a cussin too much caw fasting juss dun suh please avoid mi n gwaan use yuh front caw yuh dance a cum up n dats ow yu get a ram dance HAZEL FLYER A BEAT YUH BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD wop wop watch yuh self yuh c ow hazel strong a yu n yuh socall man luk weeble like ded flowaz…feed wayne please and lowe mi thanks and have a nice eveing :p

    Chuet mi fren tanx fi hav mi bak babes :peluk

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Anytime Obs she think she could sneak one in man like she think is har front this nopesssssssss

  • Belly Bang says:

    :cool not a word

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Hi Belly u Neva fast today how u a drink soy milk n wateva? :matabelo

  • Observer says:

    :ngakak all wen sun naw shine she put on shades like she cool

  • Belly Bang says:

    MI AH CONFESS & TAWK IT…..AH COULDNT KIP UP WID THE FASTING & AH THE TRUTH…….MI NAW HIDE:-

    cheese omelette + 1 slice of brown bread + hot cocoa = breakfast

    1 small bottle of grape juice + 1/4 lb of jerk pork mi buy uppa Red Gal Ring by Stony Hill when mi and mi fren dem run guh pon di road earlier – mi ddi feel peckish

    1/2 flask smirnoff apple vodka + soymilk to hold mi till later when mi guh one party and bounce some more wid some fry fish

    MI AH ONLY HUMAN & MI CANT MANAGE DI BELLY GROWLING BUSINESS!!!! UNNO STRONGER THAN MI !!! :mewek2 :mewek2

  • Belly Bang says:

    **** unno notice all di type unno deh yah ah type since morning, mi nuh ven look pon di fasting topic since day light cause ah couldnt manage to break it to unno *****

    CONGRATS THO TO THE STRONG & DETERMINED :thumbup

  • Met says:

    belly u do di fast?

  • Belly Bang says:

    mumbling :mewek

  • Observer says:

    belly a di first mi feel so accomplished and no ask if mi neva pray oh bwoy mi feel gud

  • Belly Bang says:

    :cool I prayed this morning . I was hungry. I ate.

  • Met says:

    belly______________________________________________________ dat a more dan eat

  • Belly Bang says:

    if its any consolation to those who may be worried about my health….. I am ok now :ngakak

    Met, yuh member the ballers mi did tell yuh bout, when mi did haffi cook fi dem. Well, dem ah kip one fish fry and mi ah guh there now guh show mi face. Have to come in early cause mi have a full day tomorrow to finalise some tings & tings.

  • Met says:

    Belly u know u nuh easy bout those who are concerned about ur health :maho

    I hope u consider whey mi tell u because all now u nuh ask fi di info

  • CANT BODDA says:

    lemme tell unnu sumting dats not King Flamboyant inna dat picta di man is a man that take pride inna him hair him dreads neva pop dung yet secondly jus cuz di man ave him opinion dont give right to dash out di man file jus tru di man a humble man mek she gwaan suh duppy kno who fi frighten and lowe di man ooman so waah she fat so flippin waah dat is nun ah unnu bizness who di man deh wit all ah unnu need a life and stop watch ppl

  • Dwrl says:

    Hahaha someone got dissed and it ain’t King very flamboyant…..mi want see hazel flyer though

  • Dwrl says:

    But king always hav a bitch attitude mi fern once tagged some people in a flyer him a promote and him have the nerves feh tell HAR he don’t want his flyers tagged, now how f000ing stupid is that you a promote people party and other people a tag th flyer so more people can support the thing and the NYAMMER ago chat shit, she seh she just kiss HAR RASS teeth and delete him rass. He love to chat bout real and haters. No body a bigger fake and hater than him smh

  • CANT BODDA says:

    nah lie hazel flyer shaaat but still everybody ave fi dem ways King Flamboyant is a humble yute neva see nuttin wrong wit him mi nuh ave nuh problem wit him waah him do dont affect my life suh mi nuh bizness

  • moochy team and back up says:

    met mi wah know y yah delete mi post! wah mi seh dat yah nah want people see?

  • Met says:

    mi delete u comment because mi trace u ip and si seh u have a special pic fi observer

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Lmaooooooooooooooooooo pop u have been slapped like the bitch u r moochy Obs a woman she no hab no shit stick fi u suck lolllllllllllll
    Met mi love u no homo shit hahahahahaha ha :peluk

  • Just a Fass says:

    The gyal yah mad nuh rass. She have me cracking up.

  • moochy says:

    First ting first dis is not man looking Shorty mi not even know do gyal, mi just ah fass like anybody else and mi notice seh observer always ah post, like she nah have no job but now mi see sen she work for met apparently because met always ah pick up 4 her but mi nah have time to argue wit unno I’m A working woman, and tawkchute ah weh u deh up unda observer so? Ah u ah WAsh here pums? Mek sure it wash good so she can get a man cah mi don’t tink she have one.

  • moochy says:

    And stop play favorite met ah nah so u run business

  • Met says:

    whey u mean u notice seh observer always a post? Someone appoint u as special over seer to observer? how u know she always posting and u have a job? I sure dont pay u so who employed u here?

  • Met says:

    You come here and a nuh di first second or third time u sidung an Observer baxide , if she was a mule your load alone wudda put har outa service..You dont know the girl but u come yah come study Observer business? Mine u damn business and stop mine Observer own , if u have something personal wid har because yessideh u seh u have picture a go give to shorty spender talk what the problem is and dont come here n come comment under sikes wid yuh hard working self..If battey cudda talk it wudda dumb because yuh bed / couch /chair wudda stop every sound from come outa it because u ass nuh get nuh get no oxygen

  • Met says:

    If unno nuh like yah…dont come pan here..its as simple as that because u comment up and cuss who u fi cuss and den a act like observer nuh fi talk..a wha do u???????????

  • good girl gone bad says:

    “if battey could talk”___________________________________________________ Where met come from doe?? dwl Dem nuh undastand when dem seh these things dem mek demself look just as bad as the person dem ah run down. Because mi nuh know how u woulda know observa deh yah all day unless u deh backa har!

  • Barbie says:

    Met nuh mek dem send up u blood pressure do. Mi a enjoy my leave yah now every day on jmg lie dung inna mi bed. Jmg to d werl!!!!!!!

  • good girl gone bad says:

    Now we know who the disliker is!! #Pow wi find u out…tru di dislike button nuh deh yah u come ah come run off yuh big mout and tink u did ago get weh! No sir, not on these pink walls!! lol

  • Met says:

    no pressure problem a doe have das y mi can rinse dem when mi want..dem fi gwaan ..she too bright bout dont have a job…how di rass she a tek in observer n she working and mi neva even notice she observer comment here and sidung pan yah di whole day? a lay dung dem lay dung pan yah

  • Met says:

    3gb she have a special role man…a wha do some bed lice people doe

  • Met says:

    3gb all kinda topic she si observer ina she run go cuss har..DO NOT COME HERE IF U DONT LIKE IT HERE..YOU WILL NOT BE MISSED

  • good girl gone bad says:

    Met di only rols bed lice have ah fi be ah pest inna ppl life. I guess u name pest control or should i say the “exterminator” because u dip upp unda har and leave har fi dead dwl…same suh! Dont know how dem eva ah dislike di topics, metters and even met, but still dem deh yah everyday. If yuh nuh like something yuh nuh ignore it smh

  • Met says:

    She a talk like Obzerver borrow har finger fi type kaw she say Zervah always a talk..IMAGINE THAT! Di reason she a cuss zervah is because she tink zervah a someone a florida..she nuh waa come seh what it really is because a man argument .. Nuff butch a walk a road like man all some a dem haffi do a tun off di light as ujallllllllllllllllll.. :maho since man short :travel

  • good girl gone bad says:

    _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________*no comment*

  • moochy says:

    Whoiiiii met it look like u have a few people ah rub u do wrong way because yesterday was v the first I time I comment bout observer still and mi don’t hknow w obhat hpicture u ah talk bout mi SEh observer always have something to say bout somebody and thus is what the site is for right? To come see and fass what ah way u bright mi work and i.come here on my free time this ah hot unno head but it’s all fun to me cause apperently you’re not intelligent at all you don’t even know how to run ur sure I’ll just keep making my money same way and come fass from time to time ahbeyyyy

  • moochy says:

    U must ah nam observer crutches defend u gyal met gwan I’m back to making my money dwl

  • Met says:

    Oh my GOODNESS..if lie was shit you would be plastered………….. as far as intelligence is you have so much you just got shit slapped…………. what sure I don’t know how to run? Do they still make that antiperspirant?

  • moochy says:

    Unno luddy gwan hat u head this doesn’t faze me at all

  • Met says:

    Yes and I hope its in dollars…………. as to eating Observer’s crotch…I could move over….. are you lacking?

  • Met says:

    I would hope it would have phased you but your vision is blurry right? Is there water where you live?

  • moochy says:

    Umm excuse me wtf us shit slapped? I don’t speak stupid please fill me in, I don’t have no special pic for observer u have the wrong one met wah mi have to lie bout I come and express my opinion I thought this was a free country and this was a free,site but apparently it’s for friends family and coworkers…. Dwl it look like mi ah go haffi create mi own site,, but u wouldn’t care if anybody ah trace mi friends or family dem cyan defend themselves. Everything would’ve go up u tink mi no know say u pick and choose wah u want put up please goweh with ur crawny self u and observer do two ah unno dutty like,cyant even show ur face mussi favor mungrel u could kiss the blackest part of my behinds mi no care mi say observer ah hater and she Badmind and red eye Howe ah $$1000 di gyal get ah month time, ah grudge u grudge her u well want it $1000 ah no money get it together met u lucky u making ur little 25 cents if my post

  • Shawty says:

    PPL PLZ CALL HER “SHORTY” AND NOT SHAWTY CAUSE ME A NO DAH TUFF UGLY GAL DEH PLZ THANKS MANNERS AND RESPECT

  • Shawty says:

    MET ME NAH LIE U REALLY NEED FI BRING BACK THE LIKE AND DISLIKE BUTTON DEM FASS FASS FASS

  • Met says:

    Me lucky mi a mek 25c a how u sound like u wudda want it so? Di way u dash out my 25c is like dat 1000 nuh have nuttin pan my likkle change. As to my posting about shit..If it were possible to open your head and install understanding , I think your circuits would crash. Mission impossible and mi nuh name Tamika Cruise. This is not a free site. I am the one who pay the bills here so whoever is telling you its free check again. I dont know which friend, family or coworkers you are talking about here but of course you can create your own site………..free ………. , the www is open to all breeds of fools and fouls. Did you know what mongrels are mixed breeds and you could be a pedigree of one of those indigenous aboriginee tribes deh..so of course you would a find a new age mongrel like me crawny..And are you showing your face? Hear how u a hype over $1000 and 25c , money scarce everywhey but nobody nuh frighten …but u may think it could go a long way with your intended cosmetic surgery ..Don’t post let me be 25c short thankyou

  • warndem says:

    @moochy look like yuh step pon nuff corn today mumma….it sticky pon dem

  • Met says:

    *from mi likkle an a grow mi foot likkle so mi neva ina shoes problem..mi love mi likkle foot size and always buy di right size…….not even one corn..thank you Lord*

  • warndem says:

    mi throw a stone in the hog pen look like it lick something it bawl out….unno cant manage moochy a mi unno stop wiid …moochy a war boat mi a warship try dont start it

  • Met says:

    warship for your body and your home..not here……………

  • luvi says:

    But wait hol up Met how u soo quick fi defend observer? u nuh see she lef u out fi dry? ANd mi want know ah how observer know seh di gyal ah mek $1000 ah month fi reall, she sound like she have it up fa har inna har hart she all cal di gyal ah wicked witch??? ah wah shourty do yu?? Met stap defend har mi wan know wha gwan,

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