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DMV AGEN!

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ok mi nuh really know how fi start the thing so mi ago give it to unno straight , 1st off almost 2 yrs now since Mr.Lambada breed di yankee girl inna VA she give birth july 2011 1st the likkle gal nuh post no pic of the pickney. all but one (pic #1 ) clearly the pickney fava the daddy Bada. she neva once call out the fatha of the pickney only post lil thing pon fb about him. EVERYBODY out inna DMV know the yankee breed for bada everybody but his wifey LEISA BASHMENT NOEL of 7 yrs. Now here it is the pickney mama ah stop party in dc and MD, but 2013 she ah set a different tune she made a slight appearance at the 3rd episode of BOASY!! The yankee a boast pon fb last yr and let the DMV have what they were lookn for she hacked Bada FB page change him profile pic to a pic of him and the pickney she a post pic of her to she even post introducing the pickney as him daughter, she a post screen shot of txt whn bada a beg fi di p+++ now she a do all this while bada and bashy ah dance in her hometown ah VA …. oooooo this yankee gyal nah care she want di world fi know. oh bashy bashy tried to pretend that she wasnt vexx. she still a claim her man ,and her man still ah visit the pickney and babymadda in VA. BABYMADDA OUTTA HIDING N A PARTY WIT WIFEY

49 Responses to DMV AGEN!

  • Belly Bang says:

    So ……………. after all this rambling……. it appears that he is taking care of his child. :cool

    NO PROBLEM WITH ME!!!!! :thumbup

  • LUNDUN says:

    yeah, like whats the beef?

    i don’t get it!!!

    bashy no care, di husband no care and di yankee no care…… so whats the probem sender?

  • ity n fancy says:

    Bashy care cause shi caah breed n a long time shi a try breed fi him

  • Observer says:

    suh man fi dress like man em pants have room an em jacket button up an still caw move i caw tek di odda ress a drama

  • Belly Bang says:

    *** NAW even ah guh comment pon di pink & green outfit*****

  • peeper says:

    hmmmm those two ladies look alike as well!!!

  • Enter your name.... says:

    Dude is very very unattractive, maybe his money tall.

    Anyway clothes and Leisa don’t get along. I’ve known her for nearly 20 yrs and I’ve never seen her look nice, she always look Chaka Chaka lol. Such a pretty girl!

    As for the story, smh!

  • LUNDUN says:

    but zervah…………..ummm………… even though him pants ave room and him shirt button up……don’t all missing is a face painting and sum balls fi juggle and him mek a perfect……..

    admit it man!!

  • Brightlight says:

    Same here Belly. I don’t see what’s the problem. 2013 sey ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY!
    :bingung

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    zervah wah du yu yeye sight rostah yu nuh si di man av on him pink ruffle shirt??? :nerd

  • Mix up says:

    Leisa Bashment and her whole Bashment crew is played out. DMV is tired of seeing her outta shape bad body rass. Met watch she come beg you fi take down her picture dem. Every picture you see of her and Boasy dem look like friend a stand beside one another. The man not even a really hug her up like him good up woman. Met me like the Yankee gyal style still. No mek no man try fi hide you. She get BOASY pon dem, dwl. And mi know Leisa must feel a way her man of 7 yrs go breed another woman weh look better than she. The Yankee gyal need to start coming back to the DMV and mad up her ugly self.

  • Good M says:

    @ Met…When Lisa Bashment see this post , she ah guh runnnn eeeen pon you and beg you fi tek dis dung….dwl… You seeeee the story is old but nuff people ah wait fi talk tings bout Bashy….

    HOw can Lisa be wifey when she tek nuff cocky ?? Wifey should be loyal and faithful….

  • Enter your name.... says:

    Di man ugly bad and wearing pink ruffles but he looks better in his close than leisa does in hers lol :ngakak :ngakak

  • Good M says:

    @ Mix Up…wooooiiiii Stamp dat 50 times…mi will endorse your comment…100% agree… Mi know fi ah fact Bordy nuh care bout Lisa because him f—k dung di whole ah DMV… When him buck you, him will say ” Mi and Lisa nuh deh”

  • Fyahwife says:

    Mi can’t get past di pink RUFFLES in a di neck and sleeve fi read di bochinche :cool

  • NUFFY says:

    That is wayyy too damn much fi reach–the only thing me see is=-BABY MADDA OUTTA HIDING AND A PARTY THE GLOBE……..Whats the point of this lousy story?
    YAWN
    Morning Metty and all.

  • NUFFY says:

    read**

  • Phat Rabbit says:

    Good morning one and all

    So Good M woman really ah gi dem front to Borda? I cannot see him as a gallist….

  • Enter your name... says:

    Met you disable the like/dislike button? :ngakak

    dem nah work oooo :hammer :cd

  • Met says:

    noh soh it is here

  • Belly Bang says:

    THANK YUH LAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DI DISLIKE BUTTON TAP WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Enter your name... says:

    :ngakak :ngakak @ Belly!!!

  • Why says:

    Why of all the mix up and drama in the DMV even within the last few weeks, the sender chose to being back up stale news. What’s Ur beef Wid Leisa?? So what if she claim a man who stepped out on her n breed up a next one. She won’t be the first nor last not saying it’s right. But if she nah complain then why are u. What businesses is it of urs. Let the man mind his Pickney, it would be another thing if he wasnt. The girl is free to go where she wants maybe she chose to stay home and mind her pinkey instead of partying I swear some of u females are so damn miserable. Let ppl live. I’m wondering how their relationship issues, dressing or looks is effecting Ur day to day livity. Miserable

  • Belly Bang says:

    MI AH GUH KETCH MI LENGTH IN YAH BEFORE MET FIND OUT HOW FI RECTIFY IT…………….WHERE SHALL I START?? MEK I GUH BACK INNA DI ARCHIVES & f000 ROUND SOME PEOPLE THE RIGHT WAY!!! :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak

  • LUNDUN says:

    belly :ngakak

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    senda n dmv cum talk up a sussssssss jmg waa weda lousy showt long ole yung wi need suss frm all ova nuh jus st ann ny philly canada :alay

  • Mix up says:

    @ Good M – You see it. Boasy look like him easy to stray. Look pon him recent party pic on Bashmentlinkup you don’t even see him and her a really pose up. Lisa always look pop down. Her clothes dont fit her broad shape, face always oily and sweaty, weave never ready. And Boasy face favor hound dog. DMV dancehall scene just run down period, same basic _itches thinking they a hot gyal and trendsetter and same tiyaad man trying to floss with pocket money dem gyals give dem. Just look at the pics Lisa post up every week. Oh yeah someone please tell the idiot boy who keep the silver and white party to stop wearing the same white pants and white gyal belt to every party. It cum like1 belt alone him have and mi never see him braids look fresh yet.

  • Good M says:

    @ Mix up….DWL…. Boasy get bright within the last 7 years since him deh with tyad Lisa…him never use to be like that. Watch out for Lisa friends–they like to boas up har head and defend har..

    This post won’t be up long, when Lisa run eeennnnn…Pow…tek it down Met… ” crying like ah baby”

  • Mix up says:

    Met – Dont tek down nothing. Tell Lisa fi go run her site the way she want to and low you. She human like everyone is and is subject to Passa Passa and bare mix up to.
    @Good M – mi nah care bout Lisa & her friend dem. Dem can’t lock mi mouth or do mi nothing. And if they cared about her then they would mek she know she nah look proper when she step out inna street.

  • DMV Gal says:

    Wow the ppl dem don’t have nothing to do Leisa alright every thing happens for a reason so this was a waste of time cause either you want the man and him don’t want you that’s why you send this in

  • Anonymous says:

    Plzz remove ASAP

  • Observer says:

    lundy please to leave me alone while im being very descriptive and nice wid mi comments :angel

  • zinc fence says:

    LIKKE NUFFY SAID YAWNING I REALLY GOT BORED MAYB MI SLOW TO CLAAT, A WHICH DMV DAT DEH NOW, MOTORVEHICLE?

  • Dwrl says:

    HMMMM ANOTHER GAL WHO CAN’T BREED FEH KEEP DEM HUSBAND ALL TO DEMSELVES SMH. SO OUT OF THE ENTIRE CREW A ONLY IDAHAO CAN BREED?? Ida me know you f000 all a dem husbands so lend dem you womb now :nerd

  • dmv bad gal says:

    so how cum no body naw do no story pon sentence hole red gal can’t keep no cake and champaine cause her two man dem dey a jail a dat fi reach da dutty gal dey too hype

  • MAGNUM PI says:

    @[email protected] UP UNNO MEK MI A DEAD CAUSE UNNO NUH EASY LISA CRASHMENT A HOW LONG YU THINK YU DID A GUH HIDE DE MAN PINKEY,OLE CARBINE LOOK GAL STOP WEAR RAGS AN GUH BUY GOOD OUT FIT!!!! GOOD M AND MIX UP A ONE FREN MI SEH WID LISA CRASHMENT WID AN A DMV FRIST LADY SOPHIA WID FI HAR FACE LOOK LIKE MELTING CANDEL UNNO NUH SI A BORDA AN BUFFY A BFF AN LISA AN SOPHIA A BFF AN BUFFY AN BORDA NUH STOP GI DEM BUN,A UGLY BUFFY NEXT A GUH GET PINKEY OUT ROAD PON IDIOT DRAG QUEEN LOOKING SOPHIA…….A BITCHES LIKE DEM TOO IDIOT GAL DEH MEK DEM MAN YAH FEEL LIKE DEM CAH GET WEH WID ANYTHING….MAN DUN PON STAY BAD LISA SUH SHI A FI HOLD ON PON DE LEPRECHAUN!!

  • Mix up says:

    @ DMV Bad Gal – Red Gal a tek it to unno. She a di only 1 inna DMV weh look good an fit fi di dancehall scene. Face always made up nice an clothes fit her. So wha if her 2 man gone a jail. You vex cause she a style unno wit the Moët & Ace a Spade.
    @ Magnum Pl – Sophia a favor someone old aunty. She need fi retire from di dancehall scene an stop wear bare lace front.

  • MAGNUM PI says:

    @mix up RED GAL a mad dem cah all a de dem wha have a change RED GAL A DE ONLY GAL DEM WANT (IN MY POPCORN VOICE) a red gal seh red bottoms to are thing. RED GAL THING TUN UP,SHI A NUH MI FREN BUT SHI MEK DEM HIDE WHEN SHI STEP INNA DE VIEDO LIGHT!!! MIX UP YU A TAKE BOUT GRANNY SOPHIA LACE FRONT. HAHAHA TALK BOUT DE 3 BIG BUN WAH DEH PON ARE HEAD A BLACK AN WHITE,AN ARE MAKE UP WHA MEK SHI LOOK LIKE A DRAG QUEEN FR RUPAUL DRAG RACE, LISA CRASHMENT AN GRANNY SHOPIA MEK A PERFECT TEAM TWO A DEM A MAN IDIOT!!!

  • dmv bad gal says:

    @ mix up and magnum sherk no mek no body run and hide look how dmv big and some a her make up dem don’t fit her and her one red bottom child pls no hating over her

  • Mix up says:

    @Dmv bad gal – it sound so to mi. Y u bring Red gal inna di argument?? Dis post is about Lisa & Border mix up. Y don’t u send in a story bout Red Gal since u want ppl fi chat her? An mek sure u send in picture whey it a show her make up nah fit her. Cau every time She a give unno di M.A.C. Face propa. Lol, Red gal ah say make up artistry 101. An Nuff gal need fi join her class.
    @ Magnum – I don’t know Red gal personally but yes she ah tek it to dem bad. True she lose a likkle weight an start show her shape it ah beat dem basic _itches.

  • Mix up says:

    @Magnum – yeah Sophia a come a dance wit big bun pon toppa her head like she a do advertisement fi Dunkin Donut. An a paint on str8 edge up lining underneath. What a shame.

  • MAGNUM P.I. says:

    @mixup mi sorry mi Neva deh yesterday fi talk up de things dem mi nah lie Sophie need some rest shi a Nuh 40 yet an look suh mi good good fren give Buffy him 1st son an idiot Sophia Nuh stop breed like gine pig an fi give him a son dats y shi look suh pop dung every ten month shi breed shi need fi lend are womb to Lisa cah fi a gal wha Nuh have Nuh kids shi tan real bad!!!! @DMVBADGAL yu sound like a hater str8888 it’s best you don’t say anything about red gal cah yu cah win mi Neva si are an are make up Nuh flawless all when a 1 red bottom shi have shi still a beat unno bad uno need a page out a red gal book fi know sey unno Nuh fi f000 fi free an u will wear red bottom to an stop watch the one wha she f000 bad mind a kill yu DMVBADGAL cah u name f000 f000 an Nuh have nutten fi show!!

  • MAGNUM P.I. says:

    @mixup what’s ur take on Cindy a come out naked???? Mi have some ole a mixing wha a gwaan a DMV fi met all Marvin 95 money crew Feds gone wid an u know who!!! :tkp :matabelo

  • Mix up says:

    @Magnum- u right nuh f000 fi free. Gal need fi know dem worth. Which 1 of dem name Cindy again? Long time mi nuh touch di scene. Sophia not even reach 40 yet? Ah lie di gal look bad tirahtid. Imagine when she reach 50 my God. Magnum you need fi send in story an really shell out wha gwan inna DMV.

  • MAGNUM PI says:

    @MIXUP DE ONE WHA NAME CINDY A SHE THIFE DE OXTAIL PUSH UNDER NEET ARE SHI DEH A BLACK AN WHITE INNA WHA FROK SHI LOOK LIKE CROPES BRIDE WHA JONNY DEEP INNA,SHI DEH A BORDEA DANCE INNA ONE ALL IN ONE JUMP SUITE WID ALL A BODY PARTS OUT A DOOR,AN THE BAD PART A IT SHI HAVE DE BODY OF A 12 YARE OD BOY GAL CARNIE BAD……AS FI SOPHIA SHE NEED OLE HEEP A REST SHI LOOK STRESS AN SHI NEED FI GUH INNA DE GYM AN TIGHTEN UP ARE POP DUNG BODY WAH A DROP DUNG………..MI LOVE HOW SKIPPY LOOK SHI ALWAYS LOOK GOOD!!!

  • Mix up says:

    @Magnum- Cindy look a mess. I argue with you her body look like a 12 yr old. Skippy wears some nice outfits but her face looks like the walking dead. And I’m tired of the blonde lace front up inna one.

  • MAGNUM PI says:

    @MIXUP YU KNOW YU TOO BAD( LOL) SKIPPY FACE LOOK LIE DEM FREEZZ IT FI TURE!!! AN SOPHIA FACE LOOK LIKE MELTING CANDEL AS FI CINDY SHI NEED A 5 DOLLAR PARKING TICKET!!!! CINDY NEVER TAN GOOD YET SHI NEED SOME CORNMEAL PORRIGE AN YU SI HOW ARE FOOT BEND UP AN LOOK LIKE HOME SWEET HOME LAMP SHADE!!! MIXUP MI HAVE SOME OLE HEEP A MIX UP FI MET WHA A GWAAN A DMV BUT MI A FI FIND DE TIME FI SIT DUNG AN PUT IT TOGATHER AN SEN IT IN!!!!!

  • Mix up says:

    @Magnum – Send on di mix up an expose dem dutty DMV ppl nah. Bwoy Magnum what a way u got mi chatting di ppl dem, lol. Dis post a run out now u haffi send in something.

  • Ratidd says:

    backside di dunkin dounut hairstyle and RUpaul big breda,,hahah she get er matie fi do up har face n tink it look good.. nuh she se 1st lady but it wont be di 1st time redgyal reach ah r yard..she fava smdy great granny cindy body look like a lil bwoy wid breast,, batty man body she ave..as fi bashment poor ting she caan breed fi er own man gyal outa road ah do it fi her.. guess she really need fi barrow cruella divalle womb cause ah nuff she ave… well bashment if i me like u me run go bathe me uterus cah sumin nuh rite up inna dat di alley deh.. n clearly ur man and di rest ah him ooman dem see dat.. if ah even fi bring di man one sweater or jacket fi mek ur ole look decent…hush ya dem se good ole speaks fi eat self but ur own look like ur own dumb !! it only can cough

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