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NO LAUGHING MATTER

Title: Neil Pearl

Message Body:
Happy Birthday Neil Pearl Mi hear Neil hav nuff oooman lined up. Wicih One ago spend the day with him.

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92 Responses to NO LAUGHING MATTER

  • Anonymous says:

    Ummm….I’m just going to state the obvious. Who is the stalker that organized all those pictures so nicely?

    Happy birthday nigga.

  • Met says:

    a dat me wudda really love someone tell mi

  • Brightlight says:

    Anon no one but Neil alone. Dat man, even tho he’s cool ppl, is the the most narcisstic individual I have ever seen. LOL

    Happy birthday Neil. You look damn good. If only you didn’t lean to di left :cd

  • Anonymous says:

    Happy Birthday to you………..

  • @ work says:

    :hoax2 TO DI LEF?. MI FIND IT HARD FI BELIEVE, HIM LOOK GOOD DOUGH.

  • boy mi love him- look good tho, and seem like a really nice guy when i see him out
    happy birthday neil just one night mi want you just one

  • Barbie says:

    Neil ago play the regular trick pon all a dem. Say him no really celebrate birthdays, him no fussy, him affi work.

  • Anonymous says:

    body tun up! loud……face tun dung real low..hbd Neil

  • Anonymous says:

    yuh mean nuff man line up

  • LadyWoW says:

    He Sexy and he knows it

    Happy Birthday Neil

  • NEIL, the gal them a dead over you , all a mi friend want know everyday them stark him face book , but them say him no really talk up to people on it
    as the the left, no way all a the girl them way mi know him deal did say that man is a real man an can deal did the thing right them say him thing a di real deal

  • LadyWoW says:

    :kr

  • Enter your name.... says:

    I’m with Brightie, he look like he put that collage together LOL, not a stalker!

  • Bakkle says:

    Noone he is spending it with his man

  • Yep! says:

    SIL looks like the fish that Will Smith played in the animated movie Shark Tales; Met can you please ask one a di bad people dem fe send in a split side by side image deh fimi

  • Yep! says:

    **Pearl looks like

  • Bakkle says:

    So bcuz Neil nuh talk bout long time and party a come up him send in this well organized collage for a promo stunt. Nigga you are so transparent. SWERVE!! :travel

  • No Sah! says:

    heeyyy…from what I hear bout this yah man yah…him sey it out of his own mouth him nuh f000 bruk pocket gal cause dem haffi pay fi him cocky juice…and one next man did come in a party come talk sey him and neil use to be lovers…he’s now fully out of the closet but neil still a hide and peek. Plus mi know smaddy wha did deh wid him and it look like sey him use to tek har tings dem…she wise up now though.

  • Anonymous says:

    So him nah sleep with Dolly ? Mi see plenty of thirsty gal stalk him page . Stalking is right. Get yo life POW hoes

  • MONIQUE says:

    BODY A+

    FACE C

    PERSONALITY F !!! ……REALEST ASSHOLE OUT THERE. EXTREMELY SELFISH. VERY VERY PLEASANT, TO REEL YOU IN THEN HIM START TO BEG. NO CAR— NO HOUSE—NO MONEY. ABOUT 10 KIDS HE NEVER SEES OR SUPPORT. HE NEVER….I REPEAT NEVER USES CONDOMS WITH ANYONE . ** FAIR WARNING** ANY WHERE YOU SEE THIS MAN RUNNNN!!! SEE PAST THE VENEERS HIM LOVE TO SHOW OFF– RUNNNNN!!! I TELL YOU , YOU WONT BE SORRY.

  • good girl gone bad says:

    What ah way neil skin out inna him speedo dwl. Full ah himself doe. Him look like one ah dem ppl who whenever dem look inna di mirror dem ah talk to it and expect it to respond lol

    Yep! u know u outtawda doe??!! Him do look like di fish from shark tales…isnt that ironic lol
    See di link deh: http://wakpaper.com/large/Sharks_wallpapers_218.jpg

  • i think he so sexy but jus a llittle tooo metro. mi have doubts bout him sexualty, he suspect,sorry!!!

  • I know who is no longer on the line…….Boassy Dolly :siul

  • Anonymous says:

    battybwoy

  • Kerri says:

    @Puertoriquena you could be wrong. Last week on instagram she post under him pic….”Sexy baby” and sen a kiss, then she post him flyer pon har ig page and still a tell people she and him ago married Man Prekke. Although it look like she and Buju gone back now so idk. Party date will tell, hope no fight nuh bruk it nuh worth it .

  • PPL busineSS says:

    MET HIM LOOK TOO VEIN N IT SEEMS LIKE TRUE HIM HAVE A GREAT LOOKING BODY HIM FIGET SAY HIM HIS 1 UGLY MOTHER [email protected]#$ER

  • mi think say most people pon this no know neil, him real cool and is a real good looking handsome man — just because him no hype and him humble , neil very intelligent and smart so gwannn watch him ,,, not to mention sexy

  • No Sah! says:

    @ Monique 11:17am a nuh lie yuh a tell. That’s the same exact thing the person I personally know that dated him. Him beggy beggy, him want come gwaan like him want tek over her apartment, but she’s one of those desperate insecure just looking for love but seeking it from dancehall/lime light man. She’s pretty but pretty dumb! anyways…back to Neil. Him don’t like use condom, him f000 fi money, him selfish, him steal the girls dem mind just so them can continue to spend pon him. No Sah!

  • Enter your name... says:

    WOW!! @Monique, your comment is scary as hell. I do not know him and highly doubt I ever will but I believe you. How do you know this (if you don’t mind me asking)?

  • good girl gone bad says:

    met mi comment disappear!! A wah ?? Yuh nuh like how mi put up the link to the shark tales fish pic lol

  • Anonymous says:

    Dolly is just anotha stalker pon him pages. Neil has odda woman# Fact

  • Farah says:

    Lmaooo Neil birthday already gone, I guess this is the date he is telling ppl this year cause he never tells his age or birthday. Very private and careful not to say too much for you to know the snake he is. It’s surprising that these women don’t google men before dating them. From in the 90s Neil been Bi, he has never denied or admitted it but definately sleeps with men and women. Miami and NY ppl know the deal. To each his own but the thought of a man sticking his dick up another man’s derriere solidifies the fact that that’s not the man for me.

  • Yep! says:

    Good lookin out gggb LOL!! Metty legguh the link man :hammer

  • Met says:

    it did dash whey ooo mi jus let it guh :ngakak

  • No Joke says:

    :alay ……..ENJOY YUH EARTSTRONG PEARL

  • Yep! says:

    Gggb di link shaaaaaaattttttt like M16…. :hammer :hammer :hammer :hammer

  • Foxy Lady says:

    Met, I think you have to have real low self esteem as a woman to sleep with any man who is bisexual or whose name is even being called on that. Besides the disgust of it, it’s a known fact that homosexuals are most susceptible to HIV/AIDS, are women so desperate for some love that they willing compromise themselves by sleeping with these fishes?
    I know women outnumber men, but shit!
    He’s devoted to the gym and has a nice physique, I agree, however his face is far from nice. He doesn’t have nice or even manly facial structure and his nose, is way too huge.

  • LMAO says:

    he must have sent this in himself

  • Anonymous says:

    Mi see him apt inna bklyn so mi know him hav his own. Mi won proof da man is Bi

  • good girl gone bad says:

    Yes yep! afta mi go thru hard work googling di pic lol…met when u put a link in your comment it automatically go in moderation?

  • hey says:

    Him love ppl things member wah him did do heather Instyle nam r outta r daughter lawsuit money

  • Brightlight says:

    @Anon 12:27 if u want a f000 offa NP just ask him when you see him an mek sure yuh money an credit tall up. Nobody don’t need to get no proof for you especially to how you obviously is convinced him straight. Same way I don’t need no proof to convince mi sey him leeeeaaaaan.

    All I know is no man weh have battyman a call pon him name so hard can chat to me.

  • Met says:

    :hammer

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Hehehehe :ngakak

  • Cherry says:

    Anonymous 12:27 you a one Neil eediot dem too. Which apt a Brooklyn?? Di one weh him faada live or Ave D him office/f000 shop. Neil still kotch a him baby madda yawd weh none a unnu never go yet. Him haffi pay all the bills dere because dat gyal don’t play thats why him never have money fi give unu yet. TELL ME ONE THING NEIL EVER BUY YUH WID HIM MEAN SELF. Man tek unu fi fool when unu gwaan like unu don’t have brain fi tink fi unu self. Look past what him telling yuh and find out things fi yuh self . Neil is a rolling stone dat f000a naa stay long one place fi gather no moss.

  • Hotstepper...formerly peeper says:

    @Farah…what is Google going to tell women about a man? Google know a lot of things but not everything..is only a small percent of men and or women Google knows about

  • Bakkle says:

    :ngakak If I laugh today I paas out GGGB dat sharktales pic dead on I must say

  • Farrah says:

    Hotstepper Mi a guh dance from 90s and very close to him trust me Neil is very Bi my dear. Google him and something from Jmg must come up the amount a time ppl dash out Neil business here dem have no excuse. Google saves lives some times. Anything on the net stay on the net and anybody so popular a look me, google mi say first or pay a small fee for a background check. Anything Jamaican ppl say if it nuh go suh it go near suh remember that

  • Met says:

    a doe know wha fi believe

  • Anonymous says:

    I was previously a non believer of this gay accussation so I did my own investigation with a few well acquainted gay friends of mine and the confirmation was made, that is all I will say on the matter. Neil stop misleading these women, karma don’ t have a time limit and God don’t like ugly and you know where you stand in that category.

  • Met says:

    a how much people him did get fi join him insanity work out video ting? :maho

  • Bakkle says:

    Dwl Met what yuh confused bout ?

  • Observer says:

    happy birthday np. mi juss hav 1 question ow em babymadda as someone seh “don’t play” and yet she stai wid a battyman isn’t she as dumb as all di others just a question

  • Nah look back says:

    Waiting for him to come out the closet, I find it hard to believe he’s straight# imjustsayin

  • Bakkle says:

    Insanity wah ?????????? lmaoooooooooooo how dat did guh met dwllll lawd God mi spleen

  • Anonymous says:

    Cherry You know nothung.

  • smartie says:

    @Brightlight through him never look u him move left, him use 2 f000 my friend so i know he is not gay.

  • Bakkle says:

    Zerva a dat mi waa know too unless she believe him straight too I cant bodderrrr. Neil Pearl really is the master deceiver . Lord tek di case …oh and dont figet di wife a Washington , mi pay attention oooooo

  • NAH LOOK says:

    Dwrcl look here a want unuh looow out di man bout ooman line up niel man well mek dem reservation a miami already..as fi dolly i camt manage…met yuh nuh si dolly put up tbt n recent pic ah she n buju shey she n har cowboy…a waant unuh leave the fashionista mel shi stalk him in peace woieeee hellooo nah look reachhhhh mi offa wuk tidehhhh

  • Observer says:

    is wich pawt a brighty comment did seh em nuh fuk ooman @ smartie unnuh a real clown wid unnuh shit up ole

  • Bakkle says:

    Smartie yuh fren is a latrine yuh roger dat ??? Now run along dummy number 9 kmt

  • Bakkle says:

    Oh mi not even did si seh Observer bax har wid a 4 by 4 BAM!!! Some a unu put fi F inna fool. Unu just fi get di shit up cocky fi suck pon dyam fool like duck .

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Obs it look like say smartie real name is duncie no man fool fool caaa common so

  • No Sah! says:

    No one said Neil is Gay, he is BISEXUAL. He favors both. And because of the likes of people things he will dooguh dooguh them so they can mind him. The boy that was apart of his crew back in the days that came out the closet and proud said he and Neil were involved sexually and they use to keep it on the low. A which gal did buy him the Escalade truck? alright…

  • Observer says:

    bakkle he may be a deceiver but since “looks can be deceiving” dese females fi use dem brainz caw a man wi talk n dis n dat but a yu fi decipher all dat RAYYY fram REALITY an LUST fram LOVE dem caw juss a blame di man dem blind an dumb caw not even em pants seam dem nuh stra8 to ow em caw stan up meanin to the side mnl

  • lord have mercy......................... says:

    reading all the comments a one thing a resonate pan mi mind, the batty part, why and how a batty man have so much baby madas, a wonda if dem ladies deh have super insurance coverage cause yeast infection and scratching must a kill dem rass wid the amount a shit whey that man leff ina dem ole hole dem muss smell like septic truck……………LORD HAVE MERCY

  • Observer says:

    chuet dancehall full a dem mi sorry fi dem condition ere comes di disease epidemic, pandemic etc smh

  • Bakkle says:

    Same thing mi say Observer di man wrong fi do it but a we fool fool fi mek him dweet to we and some a dem over and over again . Sixth sense is a bitch if you follow it yuh neva go wrong. If yuh mind tell yuh something not right, more time yuh fi run wid dat feeling and yuh wont be sorry later. Neil know how fi find the idiot dem and rotate dem pon him shit up buddy. My madda see him picture one time and say how him look so gay mi say mommy you are a wise woman wid great gaydar .

  • Observer says:

    bakkle same suh di blame does not lie only wid dis “man” yuh nuh c seh em a over-compensate fi prove a pint but onli to emself caw dis bag a ooman proves nutten

  • BIPOLAR says:

    LISTEN I PERSONALLY DO NOT NO IF HE IS STR8 NOR GAY BECAUSE MI NEVER f000 HIM OR WATCH HIM f000 NO ONE..OO…BUT @FARRAH TO SAY GOOGLE HIM AND IT WILL TELL YUH…DWL…ARE U SERIOUS?ALL THAT WOULD DO IS SHOW YOU OTHERS OPINION WHICH WE ALL NO IS LIKE ASS HOLES…AND WTH IS A PAYING FOR A BACKGROUND CHECK GOING TO TELL US? THAT HE f000 MAN? OMG…PPL PROTECT YOUR SELF REGARDLESS BECAUSE AIDS/HIV HAS NO SEXUAL PREFERENCE

  • No Sah! says:

    LOL @ Bakkle. Yuh Mada sure is wise. Mi sey the gal wha use to deh wid him was warned but she sey she heard the rumors and she doesn’t believe. anyways him neva use to spend nuh time wid har, his excuse was he’s working but only when him want something, him show up and gwaan like he’s so in love wid har, give har some good sex and then beg money. She’s works in the fashion industry so he was using her too to help launch his clothing line…Long story short she learn the hard way cause she was quite saddened when him move on to the next culprit. Suh mek dem one yah tan deh…they too shall learn the hard way. And them better have something to offer for that cocky in exchange.

  • NAH LOOK says:

    Mi nuh why di bomboclatte dem a gwan like niel cocky batty n mouth nuh shit up…gay no im not cause if a gal have lil change shi a get f000 to..ues parlly bisexual mi nuh “anderstand” why dem a cum ova yah cum rail cause yuh know when umuh did a suck off him cocky a bare shit inna unuh mouth…neil ex crew memba a f000 him long time my fren a vagas a f000 out neil batty all 3 some wid dolly ..suh a wah neil yuh know a who mi now cause vegas must pop mah look pichu onna yuh head instantly.
    Suh mi wnt know which ooman line ip caise neil a duh rd n mi muh really tink a niel birthday still…oooooo lwad mi body

  • Hotstepper...formerly peeper says:

    @Farah..mi nah talk bout fi him situation mi love…mi a talk overall, cause thats not the norm…when mi google mi husband all me get is the state him live inna and sey him probably related to me…but me overstand wha u mean when it come to dem dancehall man yah still

  • NAH LOOK says:

    Him**** mi mean to rass

  • DRWCL says:

    ALL I SEE IS BATTY MAN,BATTY MAN,BATTY MAN,BATTY MAN,BATTY BOWY FI DEAD!!!!!!!!!!FISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Observer says:

    watch yah nuh hello @ DRWCL (dying-raas-with-clawt-laugh) a di rong smaddy name yu tief oooo :hammer

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Obs mi notice say dem name always very close to other ppl name bet u if the name was dawg shit dem wouldn’t run in pon it

  • Observer says:

    doah be suh sure chuet wah happen to shit-dawg :hammer

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Rotfl mi caa badda wit u Obs

  • Anonymous says:

    No girl bought him the escalade truck it was heathers truck and Neil pearl love to give it and not take It I know this for a fact because it came from the horses mouth that he use to molest and force himself on if I should let go my fingers today met site will burn down and they would know who I am because we all use to live together back in the days. And he’s very prone to a lot of STD.

  • Ryce Cake says:

    MY MAN !!! I said I was taking a break from JMG , because the people say it hinders my work performance . But me have too jump on for “My Man”!!!! :maho

  • Observer says:

    :nerd

  • Original Goodas says:

    me memba when him did deh wid heather and shaka at the same time, that was a joke. heather use to say a shaka mother joan a save shaka why she no beat her.

    when him and shaka lef she use to cuss him say him fi memba him use to use her mac nc 45 foundation

  • Belly Bang says:

    EVENING PEOPLE!!!! MI SCAN & SEE DI PICS + DI ONE INNA DI BAGGY & MI SEH TO MISELF DAT DI SENDER FULL AH JOKES, CAUSE THIS LOOK LIKE AH WHICH SPECIAL MAN AH GUH DRAW OFF DI BRIEF LATER!!!! :travel

    MEK AH READ THE COMMENTS !!!!! :ngakak :ngakak

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Anon so Wat ur saying is Neil is the top him f000 men, men don’t f000s him ohhhhhh ok I hear u now. Wat a nasty f000er n then him a f000 woman wit him shit stick yuck :dp

  • Belly Bang says:

    This is wat mi haffi say to unno up deh inna di NYC. Ah unno know him, ah unno him ah sleep wid, unno nuh mek di mistake and let him loose pon nuhbody else. Ah fi unno poster boy day, ok

  • Anonymous says:

    Jokes in my sick state of being. EVEN FICTITIOUS NAMES that MAKES no sense are being fought over here on JMG?? wow this is definitely therapeutic

  • people can say what ever them want to say bout him , no woman we him deal did never have nothing bad fi bout him , but most people wea a chat you can tell say them just love chat and nothing know the man big up neil the gal them want you no man to you thing

  • fact says:

    dolly think she did aguh get car lololololololololollllllllllllllolollololololol lmaooooooooooooo bitch stilll walkin bouncin from kwesi to buju to neil to mikey mention HOW MANY SHITTTY COCKYYYY U AGO TEK NASTY DOLLY

  • lie about heathers truck they said heather bought him the truck she had a bmw heather did have a humble man before and go tek nasty neil and the man lef her when him fine out a him she tek

  • Bakkle says:

    :hammer Fact just kill me dead dead . Dolly say ring a come soon same way suh please to low har tank yuh

  • Anonymous says:

    Dolly will neva get the ring..neil don’t want her. Him hav plenty of ooman. Mi just f000 him .

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