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SIGNED SEALED DELIVERED

54 Responses to SIGNED SEALED DELIVERED

  • ... says:

    :ngakak him cyaan seh she neva warn him

  • Observer says:

    He was somewhat rude but she was being very ignorant and spiteful. He wasn’t in her face either, as a matter of fact, the man stood behind her all that time. Man fi prosecute har ignorant ass

  • Yep! says:

    Two wrongs don’t make it right, but…….. :hammer

  • ... says:

    lol Observer she ignorant yes but is the fact that she was dealing with it good until she dip inna di bag

  • No Joke says:

    She ignorant…him Neverrrrrrrr touch har … So shi wrong . A so some a dem claim to be bawd and mess wit the wrong person and walk right inna dem death. Dat man coulda do har sumtin wicked

  • ... says:

    she wrong yes but it damn funny.. all a sing upon exit

  • Jules says:

    Di man struck mi as smaddy who’s elevator nah guh right to di top. There was no threat to herself so dis was completely unnessary.

  • Observer says:

    man fuk har dung now yuh ere seh em rong….she would have lost in court. He fought verbally and she got physical all assault wid weapon mi not laafin she out a ada bad dotty

  • Yep! says:

    And when she buck upon a real bad gyal weh ready fe spin and rinse ar like washing machine shi dial 911 wid a quickness. That man was behaving like an asshole yes, but she shoulda just stayed at the register all day and bought out the entire store instead of macing him.

  • ... says:

    she fool cause one look pon him mi si seh him not altogether here mi nah dispute seh she wrong wrong as can be, BUT its just the way she did a deal wid him lol an it backfire cause she swear seh it woulda piss him off. MI always a laugh afta dem mad ppl up here.

  • i&i says:

    Got to love with people, but she would’ve never done that to a blk man.. The f000ing beating i would’ve put her ass.. Sometime a gal fi get BOX!!

  • Observer says:

    a yaad man woulda baxx har stra8 ova di nexx side a di counta :ketupat bluuuuuup

  • ... says:

    baxx? lol yuh see how ooman get man inna problem all a seh har man inna di cyar an all dese tings she shoulda tek one look pon him an si seh him nuh too righted upstairs

  • Fyahwife says:

    She pepper spray dude because he popped off at the mouth ? Seriously ????
    Reckless talking … Ain’t that some every day ish? (Check out di pink wall yah :nerd )
    She mase the WRONG nuca and her ass get murk , she ain’t got shit to say :travel

  • Observer says:

    she nuh righted eidda caw a di camera fuss fi get spray bout she count out muffins a yaad man wudda mek she niam evry raas one a dem plus har teet

  • Yep! says:

    LOL Observah…plus ar tongue too

  • GENUINE says:

    MET CANNOT STAND THESE PEOPLE THEM BEHAVE LIKE THEM BAD THAN ANYONE ELSE, IF IT WAS ME SHE WOULDN’T HAVE TIME TO REACH INNA HAR BAG MI AN SHE DE PON FLOOR LONG TIME SHE IS SPITEFUL DUPPY KNOW WHO FI FRIGHTEN. A SAME MI DEH PON TRAIN THIS MORN MAN BEHAVE LIKE HIM NO WANT NOBODY INNA DI SAME CART WITH HIM A GIVE MI HIM DUTTY LOOK MI SEY GO LOOK PON U DUTTY UNDERWEAR LIKE THAT HIM SEY U BITCH MI SEY U MOTHER IS THE BITCH WHO BIRTH A MONGREL LIKE U. HIM SEY OH U DONT KNOW WHO U f000ING WITH MI SEY I DONT CARE TO KNOW A MONGREL LIKE U U IS f000ING PARASITE HIM SEY A WILL HIT U MI GET MAD MI SEY DUTTY NASTY MONGREL DO IT I f000ING DARE U HIM MOVE TO NEXT CART THEM TOO OUT A ORDER CANNOT STAND SOME A THEM MI NAH BACK DOWN IS EITHER R EITHER.

  • No Joke says:

    She need to be counting Granola bars…..

  • front row seat says:

    I DON’T AGREE WITH THIS ACTION. THE GIRL NEVER HAD TO MACE THE MAN. HE WAS CRACKING JOKES AND SHE WAS WASTING TIME AT THE COUNTER, TRYING TO FEED HER BIG BEHIND. SHE DON’T KNOW WHAT MACE IS USED FOR? DI MAN FI PRESS CHARGES PON HER STUPID ASS.

  • I can’t stand ppl who are like this, reach the counter n counting pennies….worse if I’m running on time. Duppy know fi frighten!!! I wish a bitch would

  • Brightlight says:

    I’m not saying she right but I hate provoking ass ppl! She would lose the case easily but him neva haffi provoke her either! And white ppl love to f000 with black ppl when dem one on one cah dem know we will get ignorant fi dem an it mek us look bad! Same way he wouldn’t have done that if it was a guy he shouldn’t do it to her. Mi no sarry fi him one bit.

    @Genuine duppy know who fi frighten! That’s why him never f000 wid you cah u never back down. :thumbup

  • Brightlight says:

    She shuda spray an wet him up from head to toe ole f000er!

  • LadyWoW says:

    :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :recsel :recsel :2thumbup :2thumbup

    DATS Y U DONT F000 WID PEOPLE U NUH KNOW WEH DEM MIND DEH…BRIGHT

  • ... says:

    Obs mi nuh tell yuh a mad ppl. LOL

  • good girl gone bad says:

    It funny and it nuh funny. She really start sing sign sealed delivered upon her exit?? lol…Dem white ppl can be really provoking and dont know when to stfu but it neva dat seerus fi go get mace. Him did really annoying doe, mi ah look and ah seh “him still going?” Whoever said something wrong wid him, may not necessarily right. Ah suh a lot of white ppl stay, very provoking n like fi go on and on to annoy u to get a reaction.

  • Met says:

    Brightie _________________________________________________ u know mi cyaah tek heckling either

  • good girl gone bad says:

    Brightie it look like u ah peek inna mi brain dis mawnin. Trust mi dem white ppl love fi get pon black ppl nerves til u feel like do dem sumthing. N then when u dweet dem tun round and seh u ah all kinda animal lol

  • good girl gone bad says:

    met she fix him business…bet yuh him nuh provoke a next soul lol

  • ... says:

    den 3 gb someting wrong wid him cause if him still a galang.. lol well polite to the cashier & a sing MAD RASS PPL DEM

  • LadyWoW says:

    MI A TELL U My fuse shaort and mi nuh like nobody draw mi out. dont truble people, u dont know if dem is having a bad day.

  • good girl gone bad says:

    u know seh mi tink all white ppl have a screw loose sometimes. But so much of dem stay suh dat mi nuh really consider it mad anymore. Mi jus right it off as so white ppl stay lol

  • good girl gone bad says:

    Wow u saying that remind me of a vid i saw couple weeks ago and this black woman ah curse and a white lady tell her she must not curse. Di woman bax har dung flat ah grung. Den one next white woman ah tape it and ah try get close to get her face and ah run har mout. Mi jus seh she betta back up before di lady bax har dung to. The moral is, sometimes u fi low certain ppl if dem look like dem day nah go right no matter how much they are annoying u.

  • ... says:

    DEM MAD!!!! lol a dem mi fraid a. Mi fren dem eva a laugh afta mi cause mi well polite an chat to di mad ppl dem inna di train station but di white one dem mi stay far cause dem have some issues weh nuh normal

  • good girl gone bad says:

    Same like mi. Mi tell mi cousin how mi nuh too trust white ppl and him ah look pon mi like mi crazy and ah seh “there are black ppl who stay the same way or worse.” Mi seh mi can deal wid di blk ppl because mi know weh dem capable of…a lot of white ppl puzzle me. lol

  • Riches says:

    dis funny, but Met i’m sure if smaddy heckled u u wouldnt mace dem, d poor man looked harmless an it was obvious dat im just bein annoyin she too brite suppose d man did box dung har rass? it funny doe esp wen shi a guh weh bout sign, sealed delivered dwl

  • LadyWoW says:

    mi see people draw gun jus because dem cut off in traffic

  • Offffff topic: MET YENDI POST A PICHA WID A LIL POPCORN RING PON HAR WEDDING FINGER …IS SHE ENAGAGED?

  • Met says:

    yes oooooooooooo stully yendi been wearing dat ring

  • MET U WANT SEE MI FRIEND YENDI A CACK OFF FINGER BOUT GUESS WHAT IN MY CUP BITCH PLEASE ….U KNW IT’S THE RING SHE A TRY SHOW OFF…

  • Met says:

    stully mi tink she neva believe ina marriage so why di ring?

  • LMAO METTY …. SHE WANTS TO BE A Wife (in my uptown voice) PLEASE SHE MUST A SEH IF D ANGLE CAN GET A RING, KAMILA .

  • ... says:

    Promise ring maybe….I promise not to breed anyone else maybe?

  • @yep 12.43pm> Yuh a talk bout if she buck up ina some real bad gal. Misssus please if she buck up ina di real thug ghetto white bwoy dem. She too brite a free country freedom of speech. As long as the man nuh touch har she nuh have no right to do that. Cause at no time did the man look like he was posing a threat to her. But that is how some of us black people are, we just think our color automatically drives a fear into people as if that is something good. Shit man. @ Genuine 1.20pm real talk.

  • Anonymous says:

    she’s so stupid, why didnt she just make her order and leave, what would happened if she had a gun.

  • SHAWNA says:

    F000A,HIM GET EXACTLY WHAT HIM DESERVE!!!!!

  • Observer says:

    no anonymous bad she seh she bad police cum now n book di bitch she stawt bawl too f000ing brite a chu she pree seh di man is a goon fram ow em a jeer har an if em did hav papers fi g-building she wudda tink twice ignorant hot tempered bitch she is nuh ratingsssssss fi dem dumb move deh

  • JAHkno says:

    Him wrong fi a provoke ppl suh n she wrong fi spritz him

    Di exit funny doe!

  • Jus sayn says:

    Funny as hell. Stupid a$$ is disrespectful. U think he would have treated a white woman the same?

  • Addicted says:

    The man came up and did not say a word to her at first, she is there taking her time to ask for what she want, so he decided to call for his ciggies.
    All she had to do was let him get the ciggies as she had not decided on all that she wanted but NOOO because she has her mace and she saw that it was a softie standing behind her plus her man outside, she was Mrs Bad and Almighty.
    He is even telling her to have a sense of humor goes to show its not that serious.
    I am sorry i did not know him as i would definitely side with a whitey against my own skin color and boost him to lock up her raas.

  • Anna says:

    I AM IN TEARS AHAHAHAHAHAHHA, DE OMAN SINGING SIGN SEALED AND DELIVERED AFTER SHE DUN MACE DE MAN, I’M ON DE GRUNG :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak

  • adwa says:

    mi muuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    a wah dis man?!?!?!

    haylp, mi seh smaddy haylp. _______________________________________________ i r does need a revival in my soul. di bredda a torment har a skin him teet an a show big grin, one mace she mace him clawt an him nuh kno if him a go or come. well at least mr chin direct him to di nearest bathroom……….den afta she nearly bline di man she go gently tell di people dem fi have a nice day……………………madddddddddddddd :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak

  • adwa says:

    on a different note, definitely agree with the bloggers that she wrong ten times ten, but dis was just tooooooo funny. hope him alright still an a word of advice to my maced friend…”weh sweet nanny goat a go run him belly.” next time, just take the mocking easy ok.

    as fi ms superbad, she soon meet fi har waterloo

  • This is not about screw loss. heckling, mocking, ignorancy. It’s simple as day white people entitlement on display they feel like we as balacks are second class citizens and fi dem rights and feelings trump all of ours and they have now learned to disguise racisim and prejudice against us black, why he couldn’t wait? why he had to take out his money and readily start place his order over hers, when she was obviously standing there first? Had he not provoked her and simply waited his turn she wouldn’t galong so. People feel that blacks should supress their reactions so we don’t look ignorant and illiterate but it’s okay for white folks to carry on dem antics wid we caah do nuttin but let them have there way often times when they act up they will just be called douche bags and nuttin nuh come out of it. She handled it well including the mace him lucky. Until you get treated like this personally to you face some of you will never understand white people and how lowely they think of us. This is a serious issue going on white people stepping on black people and think we are powerless gi dem time dem soon waan we go back pon plantations.
    P.S. I am not saying all whites have entitlement issues but majority of them do and I have personally experienced this myself.

  • Anonymous says:

    oooo weeeee loved it!!!!

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