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TETANUS AND MELISSA’S CHARGES

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Crazed ‘Shoplifter’ Bites Boutique Worker Over Jimmy Choos
By Jordyn Taylor 1/24 4:48am

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Some women will literally fight tooth and nail for a pair of Jimmy Choos.

The dental drama went down at 12:40 p.m. on Sunday, when a store clerk spotted Brooklyn resident Melissa Scott, 28, walking around Cadillac Castle, an East Village vintage shop, with tags sticking out of her purse, according to DNAinfo.com.

But when the employee approached Ms. Scott to take back the $350 knee-high Jimmy Choo boots, Ms. Scott fought back—or rather, bit back.

And this was no minor nibble, mind you. According to the shop’s owner, Ms. Scott clamped her teeth so tightly around the employee’s right hand that a neighboring storeowner had a pretty hard time prying her off.

The bite apparently drew blood, and the employee was required to obtain a booster shot, tetanus shot, and whatever other vaccinations are advised following an attack by a strange human’s mouth.

But wait—that’s not all. After being forcibly removed from the employee’s hand, Ms. Scott fled up the block to St. Mark’s Place (probably not unlike a depraved vampire). There, she was met and restrained by a police officer—whom she bit as well—and was finally arrested.

Police charged Ms. Scott—who has a history of assault charges (we wonder if they’re also teeth-related?)—with robbery, assault and possession of stolen property.

86 Responses to TETANUS AND MELISSA’S CHARGES

  • sett gud says:

    Mettie oohhhh mi fraid a yu lol, but fi mi story a open book, so gwaan dash it and flash it out like dirty gal outta can, fi we, mi a human so yes mi lioke the mix up child, very entertaining.

  • Observer says:

    Good morninggggggggg Metty and Mettyers :peluk I hope melissa had luck in the selling or hype business to make bail caw dis seruss

  • Nope says:

    Something clearly wrong with her, hope she get help for the biting stalking everything , morning met n metters

  • Met says:

    good morninggggggg

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Morning I’m really beginning to think there is a mental issue at play here, n maybe she does need to be institutionalize so she can get the help she desperately needs.
    N the cows hit dem round har and prey on her insecurities and weakmindedness to their advantages DUTTY gal Paulisha a u mi a talk.

  • Met says:

    yep same so…it sad really sad

  • Met says:

    morning chuet :peluk

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Morning Metsy :peluk
    I feel a sadness for this girl mi nah lie.

  • Met says:

    chuet some a dem man yah feel a demons so when vulnerable spirits lay wid dem it becomes a problem!

  • Tawkchuet says:

    :shakehand2 True word Met dis transference of spirit is not a joke thing fi real.

  • Brightlight says:

    Good morning Mesty and Co. 😉

    I don’t know why but I feel so bad for this girl even tho I shouldn’t. Nah I feel bad for her kids and her mother. If these ppl would stay away from the dancehall for just 6 months, venture out into real NYC, not just where the same ppl you know go, but different areas, make new friends, appreciate something simple like a walk in the park on a sunny day, especially since so many of them have kids, maybe just maybe they would realize how messed up their mindset is and how mind corrupting the dancehall environment is to them. It’s just shameful to live like this.

    Ppl ILLEGALY hustle in NYC everyday and ALL COLORS RACES CULTURES DO IT! White, Russians, Jews, Chinese, hispanic/latino, Africans, African American etc. Everyone hustles because New York sells you a false ass dream and throws glamour in your face which can be so enticing. So many people wanna know even if just for a brief moment what it’s like to be a big shot. Big cities like this want you to do illegal shit and thrive on it. Corruption is big with politicians.

    My thing is, I’m not knocking anyone’s hustle that doesn’t harm or take from someone who doesn’t have it to lose. If you’re going to hustle tho, hustle for a goal, hustle for your life to be a little easier and comfortable. These idiots hustle and don’t even make sure them living situation is straight. They hustle and don’t even try to further their education. They hustle and don’t put a dollar aside for a rainy day. They hustle even when they have enough to just sit back and chill for a while and leave the hustling alone. They hustle even when that little voice tells them “ok now you’re being greedy, chillout.”

    Like chill some time. If you wanna floss make it a 1x a month thing. Why go out 2-3x a week EVERY WEEK and when you leave the dance you don’t know how your kids slept throughout the night, you going to sleep on someone’s floor, you worrying about the money you just used to floss that could have paid rent, bills, school fees, put in savings, etc. You don’t learn. You’re not progressive and that’s why you gonna f000 yourself in the long run. Damn shame.

  • Observer says:

    brighty yuh laas sentence rong mi luv dem hav a dance fi evry day a di week membah

  • Enter your name.... says:

    There’s something about the dancehall life that changes people….it’s demonic!

  • Met says:

    morning brighty…thats the truth …but you know all whey day some a dem do something pan here and it made me sick to my stomach..brighty they dont care who they rob/hustle from ..is red yeye because not even the americans do it so a redeye dem redeye…see people tings and want it..dem come on here and see someone a start up dem business and want to purchase wid dem stolen friggen credit cards…jus fi go floss ina dance…is not like that they are doing a benefit dem as u seh…its not.so u rob someone of what u dont know how hard dem work fah…jus fi go show off pan other people? To Melissa now…she is mentally challenged and needs meds

  • Brightlight says:

    LOL @Observer I ‘ve been out of the dancehall long enough that I just can’t believe ppl have the energy to party more than 2-3x a week. No sah. If they’re going more than that they’re running more than just dem body dung.

  • Little Willie says:

    Brightlight….please define “Hustle” in the context you have used it. I’m unclear and don’t wish to assume.

  • Brightlight says:

    @Mesty right! Like I don’t get it! These ppl go hard and so many of them won’t tell you truthfully that they LOVE DI EXCITEMENT that comes from it! Met! They looooove to tief! Even mi fren dat hustle him tell me even if him had di money to stop he wouldn’t cah him love di excitement!

    Bwoy I tell you, mi fraid a jail. Fraid. Mek dem gwan.

  • Brightlight says:

    @Willie hello mi dear how are you? LOL when I say hustle, I mean doing illegal activities.

    There are ppl who hustle that work hard, have more than one job or have them side business (legal) that they do to make money. Maybe sell things they make or they can cook so they sell food out fo their home. But in this sense I am speaking of those who do so illegally.

  • Met says:

    brighty they dont have a conscience das y nuff business venture a jamaica fail because all when u try gi dem honest employment dem feel dem fi teef your things …and the justification is obligation…they always think someone is obligated to them..Can u imagine all men whey supposed to be the head of the family a get up outa dem bed a carry some a dem ooman yah go teef? dem gone man…red eye

  • Observer says:

    brighty sumtime mi wonda if a lie til mi c di flyaz dem dem gud man 6-7x a week fi impress ppl weh dem nuh like dis worl n its beings hav lost it entirely a same suh dem rob a tryin lady weh a sell pon fb n a mek har honest living wid bogu scredit card n wen di merchandise reach a dem so-call address dem delete n block di ooman fram dem page tink dem niceee jail naw miss dem dem wikkid n terble like i dont noe who fah yei redder fi dem r dem enemies

  • Brightlight says:

    Metsy I knew a chick who husband woud get up and take her out to go tiefing. Yes I know well. It says a lot about a man who is fine with that. Disgusting.

  • Met says:

    brighty u tell me if that is not a batteyman move rite dere

  • Little Willie says:

    Thanks Brightlight, causen seh, tiefin and Hustling are two different things. Call a spade a spade. Dey are Tiefin, suh whe dem dweet dem affect another persons ability to feed them fambily. If she did a buy an sell sup’n, cook an sell likkle food, clean shoes, walk rich people dawg, etc, that’s hustling.

  • Smh says:

    Met… me a play devils advocate here…Melissa Scott is 28 as stated in multiple articles born 1984 and Melissa a Scott born 1980 be different people? Melissa a Scott would be 32. That’s why the initial is there. So we a speculate offa research not that she isn’t crazy but I dont think all the charges belong to one smaddy.

  • Little Willie says:

    Met….nuh cuss di man. If your man come wake yu anna seh “mek I carry yu gu tief some cloths today”, you gwine to get up? Yu nah guh seh “you gwaan honey, ah mi day off todeh!”

  • Jules says:

    A sadness overcome mi afta reading all of dis. Mi juss a wonder where did it all go wrong fi a woman in the prime of her life in a country with innumerable opportunities come to dis. It sad man. Who hab young children teck di time out fi guide dem and keep on top a dem schoolwork, nuh care how u tiyad or hab yoru hands full it betta u meck di sacrifice dan end up a deal wid dis one day.

  • Observer says:

    willy :hammer ______________________________________________________________ :ngakak

  • Little Willie says:

    Observer…..good morning. Nuh laff man. It’s the truth. Yu nuh see Jay run leff Apple when security sprint after dem when dem a tief. Nex ting mi see flyer with Jay a rub down pregnant belly , bout baby shower party. Dem people have sense??

  • Observer says:

    Willy dat is di precise question mi wah dem ansa “dem hav sense” dem nuh hav nun tall mi a tel yuh evrythin laas in transmission nutten get to di brain :hoax2

  • setgood says:

    @Brightlight: mi love yu comment upa top deh. Well said.(get out do new tings. Meet positive people :nohope

  • ... says:

    Yes Brightlight right on the head you hit the nail. But in conversation with a dancehall tetes I asked a question & its a complacency. They not exposed to nothing else nor do they want to be. This is because most of them esteem low, dem can risk dem life & freedom fi foolishness all because them fraid of the unknown.

  • Beholder says:

    Probation for 5 years…. so she’s still on probation
    Order of Protection for 13 YEARS?!
    For Assault with intent to cause physical injury with weapon…
    Wow

  • Anonymous says:

    In other news but same topic Met,wah a gwaan wid Stacy Bashment she did come out?

  • Met says:

    dont know at all

  • Belly Bang says:

    Hmm, mi seh JMG inna everyting, News, Sports, Entertainment, Suss.

    All yuh want, yuh get it here. If yuh want know who deh ah jail, who want bail, who fi return to Court, come log on, cause JMG will provide timely reports!!! :siul

    MET!!! YUH KNOW HOW MUCH PEOPLE AH LOG ON FI KETCH DI NEWS & VIEWS INNA JMG UNIQUE WAY!!!!! :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak

    YUH BETTER OPEN UP ONE BAILER MAN SERVICE CAUSE $$$ WOULDA MEK OFFA DANCEHALL PEOPLE

  • ... says:

    Mi a read dis ting yah in depth…usually a protective order is usually a month to a year maaaaybe 2 years. IS WAH SHE DO SO 13 YEARS?!!!! Then dem give her a chance 5 yrs probation an she stay getting in trouble? not even seh a baby formula or pickney clothes she a tief but a $350 poopina? THROW THE FKN BOOK AT THIS CHICK. Maybe she need some time to reflect & maybe she find her purpose on her little vacation

  • Anonymous says:

    Okay Met,a just dat she did come to mind…a wonda if puertoquena know har status

  • OBSERVING says:

    The order of protection can be from a store because usually when you steal from a store n got caught you are banned from that store & if they catch u in there its jail time

  • Met says:

    oh ok it mek sense observing…like how di eyn a insist bout a order of protection from paul range…dem sick

  • ... says:

    Thank you Observing, that I didn’t know…so is Why unno a seh is this Paul fellow get it against di girl? oh gosh man

  • PPL busineSS says:

    @BRIGHTLIGHT I SURE DO AGREE WITH U, HUSTLE FOR A CAUSE…N THEY DONT GET IT THAT EVEN IF YOURE WORKING THAT SHIT IS CONSIDERED HUSTLING !!! BUT NO THEY WANNA TIEF D PPL DEM EXPENSIVE CLOTHS N BOOT FI HYPE IN A DANCE ACTING LIKE THEY PAID $1000 FOR THAT SHIT, IT ALL GOES TO SHOW THEIR MIND SET N THE LOW SELF ESTEEM THEY HAVE ME SORRY FI DEM WEN DEM WASTE OUT DEM YOUNG AGE DOING SHIT N WHEN OLD AGE KETCH UP PON DEM NOT A PENSION NUTTEN N NUFF A DEM NAVE PAPERS SO ME NO KNOW HOW DAT A GO WORK IT STIKY PON DEM

  • Anonymous says:

    Met that dnt like Paul obviously u have issues with Paul why do u find it hard to believe that he have order of protection. Just like how she f000 with people bite people y u think she is not doing the same to him and it get otta hand aind tired of her call his phone and disrespect

  • Met says:

    :alay

  • Anonymous says:

    Paul its obvious met have something against u u need to get a lawyer on this matter against jmg

  • Anonymous says:

    Paul u need to show your order of protection fi shut dem up

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Wait a minute goose killer a u that? Paulisha a u? U certainly hot fi Met sah but u no see say she siddung a work pon har site 7 days a week so she won’t be able to go thief out the dead left n poopinna clothes outta second time around give u so ease har up man kmft

  • Met says:

    him nuh need no lawyer mi swear u a one..a hope u nuh dress clean a street fi mek people tink u sane

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Matter of fact who the f000 is Paul Range fi nobody like Wat him do more than walk n use woman deny him pikney and swing both ways like a rass limb in the breeze unnu gwhey man cho

  • HIGHLY CONCERNED says:

    This is very sad indeed.. Melissa appears bipolar and needs meds, i swear..

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Only way him can get a lawyer is if one of u clutchas good enough fi clutch a lawyer outta him office :cool

  • Met says:

    chuet_____________________________________________________________________________

  • Blind as Bat formerly Observer says:

    as if enough tings nuh deh pon god land fi tek up pon ur hed u pik up paul’s problems bwoy unnuh noe juss ow fi stay relevant

  • Hotstepper...formerly peeper says:

    mi never know sey u can hire lawyer because smaddy no like u…look like me in the wrong profession…law school here i come, cause money deh fi mek

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Met mi nah look pon dem cause dem a “goose killer” lmaoooooooo

  • Met says:

    peeper a waa dem haul mi out but mi nuh mad like dem so mek dem gwaan..it look like a bipolar demon deh round paul range cause di ooman dema suffer terribly from bipolar disorder

  • ... says:

    Lawd anonymous 1:44 & 47 you sound very dumb. Go somewhere and stop with the really retarded statements now. Tyaad of yuh from yessideh. Which lawyer really going to come an tek up dis ya imaginary case. Dis man yah cocky need fi quarantine cause it look like fi him sperm mad ppl. Randomly Anonymous yuh fi call yuhself

  • Met says:

    chuet seh dem a goose killer ___________________________________________________________________ a gwine start use up dah phrase deh

  • Blind as Bat formerly Observer says:

    dotty___________________________________________________________________________sperms can mad ppl :hammer

  • ... says:

    Zervaah den it nuh look so? si one she a foam at the mouth pillaging & maiming people in the East Village & den now dis yah cyber one she a chat bout lawyer fi deal wid Met…it nuh mus a mad ppl?

  • Met says:

    dem a talk bout lawyer dotty and di snake nah stay ina di nest at all

  • ... says:

    kmt dem need fi stop it cause in all honesty I don’t even tink dis paul bredda even a look fi dem way either so why should we? damn nonsense

  • Saucy baby says:

    For some reason, I don’t know between Melissa and Anonoymous I don’t know who is crazier? All how you keep trying to defend that bitch koki it still straying. My girl you can’t fret over community dick just take your f000 and keep it moving. I think they open back Bellevue so try your best! :medicine: :medicine: :medicine: :medicine:

  • Saucy baby says:

    Met you who don’t like Paul! Please ah beg,( in mi African voice) leave the people good up, good up man fi mi please!

  • Met says:

    saucy u know when melissa deh bout a same so she gwaan..mi a wonder if dis person used to pretend to be here because a same so she act

  • PPL busineSS says:

    ANONYMOUS PAUL KAKI NO DAT SWEET FI U A GWAAN SO IT NOT EVEN LONG N BIG N HARD SO SIT THE FUK DWN

  • Saucy baby says:

    So Met then is true what the person up top say? Paul sperm wi mad yuh….. :medicine: :medicine: :medicine: :ngakak :ngakak

  • Saucy baby says:

    Heheheeheee see it dey now, ppl business say the community koki ain’t all that, so is what you ah kill up youths elf so fah? Go sit your mad rass in a f000ing corner and stop defend the goose killllllllaaaaaaaaa!

  • ... says:

    unoo come back wid dis goose killing argument :ngakak :ngakak

  • Realtalk says:

    Pray for her to turn her life around one day please……she wos train & turn out to be tief & to be accepted in a circle !!!!

  • Tawkchuet says:

    A it a run the ting dotty we want to sound smartological like Lena so label tings nicely hence Paulisha Lada is a former goose killer from downtown Kingston. Hehehe lmaoooooo

  • ... says:

    chuet________________________________________________________Smartological mi seh dis is for di books!!!! :ngakak :ngakak

  • Ryce Cake says:

    Did someone say Range fi get ” Lawyer”!!!! What you should be asking is can he spell”Lawyer”!!!! What that man needs is an inoculation for his rancid sperm that ah dive gyal mantel. Him should change him name to Paul D’Range ! Bout lawyer. May all the women him use fi dem money should get lawyer and file a class action pon him!

  • Anonymous says:

    1980? Melissa is 32 years old?

    That is shameful. Just try another route Melissa. And always ask yourself, is it worth it first.

  • Anonymous says:

    Observer Melissa should have known. She slept with a married man and then agressively pursued him. Its called BLIGHT. What God put together, let no man put asunder.

  • Anonymous says:

    Unu sorry fi Melissa and Melissa don’t sorry for herself much less her kids please bout unu a pitty har please!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Foxy says:

    Met, yuh think a di one a jail sick? A dah one yah wey obsessed wid you and whoever Paul is!
    What is a day without JMG?

  • Met says:

    foxy___________________________________________________________ di one ina di jail and dis one suffer from di same exact sickness…ingestion of contaminated spermatozoid

  • Foxy says:

    Smartalogical Met!

  • Met says:

    foxy u tek up di word yah now? :hammer

  • Met says:

    word mi mean smartalogical however it spell

  • A HATE THEM A HATE PON MELISSA BECAUSE MELISSA A RUN THEM FOOT HOT BECAUSE SHE A TAKE THEM BATTY MAN HURT THEM HEAD LET TOYA SAY IN HER ONE ROOM AN DEAD

  • Anonymous says:

    Oh please hate on teif stupid

  • Anonymous says:

    This bitch needs to be deported shes a wild animal that needs to be tamed she is stalkin the man..

  • [anonymous] you know what i mean them take batty man lincoln searious and melissa wear nice clothes everyone try stealing before so leave the girl alone everyone have a crazy side some take pill like lotoya sort out and some don’t so lay off

  • RYCE CAKE YOU THE REAL DEAL WHAT GOES AROUND COME RIGHT AROUND

  • YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN MELISSA WEAR GOOD CLOTHES TOYA SORT OUT A GO MAD OVER BATTY MAN LINCOLN SO SHE BUN BAD CANDEL FI MELISSA

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