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CLASH OF THE TITANS

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DIS IS A BEDROOM HISTRIE AND NUH MYSTERY NUH INA IT …WHEN LENA ONE HIT WONDER ROY FOWL GO JAIL SHE GO JAMAICA FI MANEUVER AN REALLY GO MAN- OVER….DEM SEH BOUNTY, BEENIE, BUGLE, VADO AND SOME WHOLE HEEP A RES A MAN….DI MAN DEM GET A BAG A MONEY AND WHOLE HEEP A ENGLAND CLOTHES.. ESPECIALLY MR RODNEY PRYCE WHO NUH ONLY GET CLOTHES…HIM GET RANGE MONEY OUTA FOWL MONEY..WHEN FOWL READY FI LEF OUT A PRISON HIM TELL LENA BRING FORWARD SOME A DI MONEY………LENA SEH SHE DOE HAVE IT…MI NUH KNOW IF SHE NEVA HAVE IT AT THE TIME BECAUSE DI PEOPLE DEM SEH SHE DID DEH PAN ONE PIECE A CHOW UP COCKEY PARDNA WID LIKKLE MISS FI TRY WIN ENGLISH……………….. DI WAS X AMOUNT A CHOWING BETWEEN DI TWO OOMAN DEM …….WHO NAH BUY TINGS GI ENGLISH CHOW HIM BIG PARTY BUT WHEN YUH A GI OUT MONEY AND NAH GET BACK NONE , DI MONEY DOE STAY, IT DWINGLE DUNG SUH DI PARTY KEEP WHEN DI MONEY DID A DWINGLE WHEY AND LIKKLE MISS MONEY TALK UP MORE SUH SHE WIN ENGLISH…LENA SPEND RITE OUT SUH TILL NO BILLS INA FOWL HOUSE WHEY HIM DID MEK SHE STAY INA CUDDEN PAY…….MR FOWL TELL HAR REMOVE HAR TINGS………..NOW SHE RUN GONE BACK A ENGLAND SEH SHE GONE HUSTLE UP A MONEY FI BUY HAR OWN PLACE BUT SHE DEH PAN A PIECE A HASTE BECAUSE DI PERSON WHEY SHE LEF HAR TINGS DEM WID A JA……SEH DERE IS NO SPACE FI LENA TINGS…ALL A DI MONEY GONE INA COCKEY PAWNA AN NUH DUB NUH CUT

69 Responses to CLASH OF THE TITANS

  • Original Goodas says:

    i is here on the people dem good ole job reading

  • Cindy Royal says:

    :ngakak No man. Lena a meet it todeh.

  • Original Goodas says:

    so a who name english???????????? help me out nuh plz

  • Anonymous says:

    Lena mussi really do somebody something bad cause …..boy. :mewek

  • PPL busineSS says:

    YES TO RAAS SHE DE WID BUGLE TO, LENA SO U A TELL ME SAY ALL DI PRIM NPROPER U B U NVER HAVE U OWN A PLACE??? N A BUY MAN RANGE???? U REALLY A LIVE IN A LUU – IF U OLE DID GOOD FI TRUE U WOULD A MORE DAN OLE DUNG 1 A DEM MAN DE CAUSE U BRIGHT N ME HEAR SAY IF DEM GI U ANY MULTIPLICATION U MASH IT UP MORE DAN SOME CUULIE – SO D TIME U A MINE ALL A DESE WATE MAN WHE NO WAAN U TRUE U WAAN U NAME CALL U SECURE U FUTURE, U DRINK FR NOW TILL TMRW A MUSI DATS Y U CAAN BREED, U LIFE NO PRETTY AT ALL

  • Ryce Cake says:

    Some women have no shame or pride. If a man wants you, he will give you the world. If you try buy him, he will destroy your world.

  • Anonymous says:

    If I follow JMG todeh mi ago lose my job

  • Smh says:

    What happen to the hair and whole heap of enterprise Lena did claim to involve inna? U mean to tell me all the big vehicle Lena drive and Nuh place fi call har own in case one day like now fada fowl tel har fi cut. Say t ain’t so. Lena coming like Shelly Ann nothing Nuh stash. So clue me in what kind of hustle she deh pan a England?

  • Yep! says:

    Mi poopeenya dem a done poor Lena nuh dub plate Neva cut cause ar money nuh greena my girl Lowe di dance hall scene ya chill hold a vibes and smoke some sensemeenya..People, how mi dub plate sound? :hammer

  • ISpy (With my two big black eyes) says:

    Mi well want fi see a photo of English !!!!!!

  • ISpy (With my two big black eyes) says:

    Hey baack to the story at hand didn’t Ms. British all have grand opening for the Hair Line.
    And what a fall from Grace cah she coulda gwaan wid har frog inna throat voice.

  • 187 Dem says:

    Good day one & all & Ms. Met>>> How yuh fi lef out di missing panty shield???? DWLLLL :salahkamar

  • Observer says:

    but wid all dem big heads up a tap deh smaddy caw rly save lena pocket no man lena ole muss nuh mek nuh dub fi chu caw studio wudda muss pardon a cut til she buss agen suh how dawn fit enn a dis suss a dawn place di tings dem deh a yawd :bingung

  • Met please put up a picture of Lena, so me can know how she look, because the man they have so much woman i can keep up, how is the one whit the two kids that was in Jamaica for the holidays?

  • setgood says:

    The price of fame eehh… mi love mi simple life oooo!!! It deh yu today. :najis

  • 187 Dem says:

    Met, nuhbady nah guh duh nuh wuk tiday… It iz here :bola

  • ISpy (With my two big black eyes) says:

    yuh nuh have no photo of Mr. English on file

  • Observer says:

    cuh di veetle well park up inna garage cho all dis glimz n glamz fi all shibby mout deh pon yuh no man di university educate yuh enuff suh yuh shudda duh betta man come now lena dis is not gud mi like yuh mi cum offa di map now fi gud

  • ISpy (With my two big black eyes) says:

    Off topic any of the Metters have any photo of the big clash mi witness last night ..One piece a something battey man and police dem a clash last night all strip naked as di day dem born..Lady musgrave road..it was a sight to behold ohhhhhhhhh

  • Met says:

    and u neva tek pictures

  • Lu says:

    That’s why me we Gwan wid my likkle man wid him regular 9-5 and me and him dig snow together and ole a vibes. Show off bring disgrace.

  • Observer says:

    ispy shibby page hav sum newz pon dat guh check it

  • Cindy Royal says:

    Met, can u put up Lena’s song please. Believe it or not, I’ve never heard it.

  • Yes a helicopter me hear say likkle get for the party lobster and one bag a things Sender a talk facts. Likkle win lol

  • Mi nuh beleave she give English Money cause his money can triple what Lena have. English money nuuuuuuffffff.

  • ISpy (With my two big black eyes) says:

    No Met mi sey di police dem never romp fi send on di licks..and dem get mad..in all the excitement mi never strike mi fi tek picta cah mi a secret spy but Ms. Met the residents sey dem tired a dem..dem capture di ppl dem ole house dey

  • Observer says:

    ere ya nung suh english caw len bak lena sum a di lump sum weh em hav den ms eyn caw em nuh use to get minings

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Ispy whey u say di battyman dem strip? Mi neva hear hear dis from mi born cause a woman usually strip cause dem know say police will leave dem if dem naked but is Wat we poor likkle island a come to :sorry

  • Met says:

    English money nuff so wha him a do wid likkle miss

  • MURASAKI says:

    woieeee lesson of the day, woman can fool fool and cocky frighten …
    how yuh fi ah mine man an doan have ur own place…gurlllllll, yuh crazy

  • Met says:

    ispy di police neva get dem out?

  • Cindy Royal says:

    It nuh matta if man money nuff, ooman still dyam fool an spen money pan dem. 1 druggist weh mi know from di east did tell mi seh, him love him foundation ooman, an a she him aguh married, but in the interim di odda gyal dem, nuff of whom come str8 outta upper social class nuh stop try buy him love. Dem buy him di mos expensive tings like dem tink dem can buy him weh from him ooman, meanwhile him a spen him money pan she alone. Dem not even mek him mind him pickney dem, a only di child by dat girl him mind. Him neva scarce on cash, an di ooman dem did know, but dem still a spen fi dem money pan him. kmt

  • Cindy Royal says:

    Mi comment gone Met.

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Den Met u no see say di one Shibada a tawk bout a no da Lena here him a tawk a one a Cayman, mi want him know say a him a fish a him bite bait round here cause which other Lena do song fi him call har one hit wonda? Shibada try agen birl :salahkamar

  • Met says:

    chuet m js put it up….mi waa know if dat lena british ina studio to like dis one…dem too good

  • GODBLESSGIRL says:

    English deh wid likkle miss cus him ting water dung, him rob too much people. English is a WAGONIST lol, All d house in Long Island weh him babymother live with his kids him sold cus him want leave babymother for good…. him business deh a street cus him n him friends chat nuff like WOMEN…. 2 d amount a foot him bruk last year deh, all d likkle country bwoi weh a pay fi deh round him fi d likkkle HYPE a him Eman(English) rob blind lol, send down TOP CLASS BENZ n gwaan wid a bag a tings this past Xmas me say mah….

  • Jules says:

    She is such an attractive woman, she could easily have settled down with a nice professional man and dem gwan enjoy life till dem ole. I know everybody have a dream, but if she wanted to be an entertainer why would she ruin her reputation by having so many illicit affairs? You can’t sleep with so many men who run in the same circles, eventually you will become the topic of discusison and they will trade their stories about you.

    Plus, if you plan to sleep your way to the top you have to sleep with the most powerful person in that industry. The person who can make or break anybody. How she going to sleep wid regular dj and expect fi get ahead when regular dj haffi a compete sed way..kmt. Anyway a fi har vagina and mi nah siddung watch no ooman vagina when fimmi deh yah a talk to mi. A hope shi nuh in as severe financial straits as dem seh cawsen di money going to much much hawda fi meck back dan before. We ooman sometimes a wi greatest enemies.

  • GODBLESSGIRL says:

    Dis gyal is 1 ole faute n deserves a beaten from har mother i swear…. Young gyal wif all dis SO-CALLED knowledge can fool so? A which BOX-A-MONEY-MAN bwoi should you be dating weh u affi a give ur nawni pent ion? What about when him gone? A so fi har MONEY LONGER fi continue a give a give so? Dwrcl no sah it ruff pon u child, u need fi give d road a LONG break n shake up ur zally, ur fire nah ketch at all :nosara :nosara

  • MiNuhCare says:

    This is the price you pay for FAME. Bwoy Lena it seems like somebody have de whole ah yu secret ah swim bout in ah de palm ah dem hand man. Everyting ah get dash out today…smh… N E way I wouldn’t be too surprise if likkle from now unnu hear say she gone in ah church.

  • Anonymous says:

    Me go over 876 go read her response. She is respected public figure. Her name registered. She no sleep wid married man. What a delusion. She n shebada full of shit. Lena is a bright face concubines

  • English money nufff, but Likkle Miss have mad link. Two together more money get it. The man have a kid from a [email protected]#[email protected]$% daugther if u know what I mean. Money. Linkss

  • ISpy (With my two big black eyes) says:

    Was at lunch..yes Met dem sure did get them out a di clothes and di ppl dem property

  • Kremlin4life says:

    So me jus Deh pan 876 n see Weh she respond n tell as soon as me start read a instant headache bout she talk to shibby n him say a gal cayman n she busy a fight flu. A who Lena n shibby tek FI fool

  • Buenos Tardes Metty Y Metters…….Special Hola tuh mi AMIGA ZERVAH!! Aye Metty this is muy caliente Tersday! The buy man ting ruff sah!

  • Metty QUE PASA? Where are is my afternoon comment…..please remove from virtual hell and post por favor!

  • Anonymous says:

    Met, Likkle Miss an English deh long time, Lena cuda neva try buy fi im love nor attention, cuz English money nuh nawmal, she an English have a mutual understanding dats y dem deh suh long, an Lena nuh inna likkle miss class nung tall, Liklle miss money tall lika English and she have har head pon har body. Lena use to all mine Venal wen Venal jus a get introduced to d uptown circle. she av a whol heap a histrie. @ Ispy it gonna be very difficult to get a pichuh of English im nuh dem type deh

  • ISpy (With my two big black eyes) says:

    Tonks EYN 3 :49pm

  • Eyn 2:19 what man daughter ?

  • Real says:

    A “TEK SET/”tHURSDAY CAW U KNOW SEH SHIM DEPPON DI CASE////AND A PRETEN LIKE A LENA HIM A TALK …..HIM JUS A WAIT FI LENA CLASS HIM FI CARRY A GO A DI BODERLINE COURT HOUSE

  • Belly Bang says:

    AH DONT WANT UNNO SEH WAH MI NUH SEH, MI JUST AH HIGHLITE DAT JAMAICA POLICE & JUSTICE SYSTEM NUH HAVE NUH REAL LOVE FI BATTYMAN. IN RECENT YEARS DI ONLY MAN FI GUH AH JAIL FI BATTYMAN MURDER AH DI MAN WEH CHARGE FI PETER KING CASE & HIM ONGLE GET MANSLAUGHTER. :nerd

    NOTE THE HISTORY IN RECENT CASES:-

    1. SAFA CASE (unno memba di psychic who get kill inna 2002), DI MAN GET WEH AFTER BEING RETRIED
    2. THE BRITISH DIPLOMAT JOHN TERRY, ALL NOW DAT DEH CASE CANT START
    3. MARC JOHNSON (KARLENE PUBLICIST) HIM GET MURDER & NUHBADY NUH HOLD
    4. DI DOCTOR MAN AH MANDEVILLE, POLICE STILL AH LOOK FI VAUGHN LEE EDWARDS o/c OJ & DEM SEH AH FOREIGN HIM DEH
    5. DI RESERVIST SOLDIER MAN AH VINEYARD TOWN, DEM SEH AH DI SAME VAUGHN LE INVOLVED, SUH DEM SEH

    & MANY MANY MANY MORE

    BATTYMAN MAY APPEAR TO HAVE RATINGS AMONGST SOME, BUT NOT ALL, SUH WHEN SHIBBY AH TAWK, HIM BETTER NUH MEK ‘POPULARITY’ GET TO HIM HEAD & MEK HIM AH CHAT UP WAH HIM CANT BACK UP!!!!! :malu2

  • adwa says:

    :bingung di smaddy really say bugle? so a wah him bring to di table cauz mi kno is not money or ……………………………

  • Observer says:

    minor technicalities mi duss a c quena comment

    quena :peluk

  • Jules says:

    Adwa, him bring him big hood. Big hood still a get talk especially fi women who promiscuous, dem need di feeling a fullness and ongle di big hood can cross it. Bugle a get blow and meck good music..zeen

  • Anonymous says:

    How old is Lena?

  • Anonymous says:

    How old is Lena .

  • Jules says:

    Bout 39 anon

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Jules is where would Bugle borrow a big hood from fi give to Lena pls tell me

  • Anonymous says:

    Little miss have big fish a fry that she ain’t know about. mouth close.

  • Met says:

    :tkp :tkp

  • Jules says:

    Chuet, den wah him bring to di table?..ooo him hab a big flicking tongue instead. I stand corrected..lol

    Adwa, him bring him big tongue to di table, him a tongue specialist.

  • Anonymous says:

    From Nutsy to English? Likkle yuh a move mucky fi a 55 yr ole ooman!!!

  • Anonymous says:

    Likkle a 55 smfh pussy mouth shribble nah look . Then she and nutsy were together also ano?

  • PPL busineSS says:

    lena me na lie me shame bad – i hope all d ediot dem whe a do di same bullshit like u true dem waan dem name call dem tek heed, causen me no care whe nobody wha say HUSTLER R NO HUSTLER TIME HAAARD BAAD money no easy fi mek like 1 time

  • BIPOLAR says:

    MI DONT GET FI READ DI COMMENTS YET BUT IT IS SHABADA WEH SEND IN THIS STORY BECAUSE SAME WAY HIM MENTION DUB PLATE ON THE NEXT POST WEH HIM DID A TALK BOUT LENA……GWEY DUTTY BATTY BWOY…MI NO RATE NO BATTY MAN AND STOP WATCH WOMAN AND CHAT BOUT ALL DI UNDERCOVER COCKY YOU TEK INNA YUH BATTY HOLE….NASTY f000

  • Met says:

    bipolar nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i wrote what was transferred to me

  • BIPOLAR says:

    @ANON 3:49 MET HAVE PIC A OF ENGLISH ON HERE ALREADY ON ONE OF THE DANCE PIC DEM WITH ENGLISH…..LONGTIME

  • BIPOLAR says:

    OH SORRY MET…LOL

  • Anonymous says:

    Lena cannot sue shebada. after him naa lie. is only bad man she can use. this girl’s behaviour is not normal, a wan big dutty freak, dat teck both man and woman, and i would not be suprise if it is revealed that she is ………, mark my word, today.

  • EbonyLolita says:

    Well all who teck Lena at fault too b/c why would you wanna dip yu stick inna pit toilet?! So much man she f000? This shows the stupidity of men & from what unnu seh a few oman too! :cool :hn

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