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THERMOMETER NEEDED

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65 Responses to THERMOMETER NEEDED

  • Enter your name.... says:

    Shizzle ain’t normal mannnnn….WTF is he wearing? Did he tie a belt around his waist like us women? :bingung

    LMAO!!! I like him cuz he’s unique but sometimes I have to wonder. :bingung :bingung

  • Enter your name.... says:

    And the girl in the yellow dress entire look screams TACKY!!

  • Taliban says:

    In all his picture him stand at attention, look like him did inna di army, or dem starch him.

  • Cindy Royal says:

    Well, I’ll give Shizzle a :thumbup for finding another way to wear his pashminas, as opposed to di 1 boring way of throwing it ova the shoulders like I do. Clearly Shizzle is a more fashion savy woman than I am. :ngakak

  • Fyahwife says:

    WTH…. This hobo looking mofo in a picho 1

    Picho 2…. Too much going on here

  • Real says:

    NO DEH BREDDA DEH NUH NORMAL …………ANY BODY WEH ROLL IN HIM TEK A PIECE A DEM GARMENT …SHIZZLE WEN DI OMAN REACH A AIRPORT AN A LOOK FI AR SCARF FI BEAT DI COLD WEATHER ……….SHI HAFFI COME LOOK PON JMG FI SOLVE DI MYSTERY OF THE MISSING SCARF???

  • Taliban says:

    The dress in the last pic look like plastic bubble wrap :ngakak

  • Met says:

    morning di way shizzle stand up u wuda tink a every national anthem from every country a play

  • Belly Bang says:

    MAWNING MET, METTERS & EACH ONE OF YOU, CAUSE EACH ONE MATTERS!!!!

    REAL, yuh deh pon di ball, cause when him ah search up di gal dem suitcase, him feel seh him ah tek little ah dis & dat weh she naw miss.

    See di gal dem ready fi put on dem piece piece fi mek dem whola outfit & lo & behold, di outfit come up short. :siul

  • Met says:

    taliban a dat mi a seh_________________________________________________________________ morninggggggg

  • Met says:

    real_____________________________________________________________________________________________

  • Belly Bang says:

    Mi want one witness fi come in & tell mi if anyting Shizzle wear, if him every dip inna him owna pocket and buy.

  • No Joke says:

    Lady in the last pic….nuh have nuh shower curtain leff har yawd….cause it drape up roun har!!!!

  • Real says:

    NO MAN BELLY AND MET ….SHIZZLE FI STOP PICK SUITCASE CAW HIM PICK AND PICK TILL HIM PICK :salahkamar

  • Met says:

    :hammer

  • ISpy (With my two big black eyes) says:

    Lord Pundon Sweets aka Lakyda..Gyal yuh just mek Shizzle tun yuh inna one piece a clown two a unnu match

  • PPL busineSS says:

    mornin MET , a STARCH dem STARCH SHIZZEL mek him tan up so ????? n a whe him a do wid soo much different sheet pon him wrap round, my yute u a tek it to another level wid di madness

  • Met says:

    ppl business morning mi tink a di real casava water dem tek starch shizzle :hammer

  • Cindy Royal says:

    :ngakak @ casava water. A cudden tell wen las mi hear bout dem tings.

  • we nuh pet ppl says:

    Met yuh tek di rerd right outta mi jaw corna, ah mus cassava wata Puddon bathe him inna fi da event yah. Shizzle haffi tan up traight and represent as di Member Of Parliament fi him constituency and current Opposition Leader of The International Old Clothes Government Party, Gawd Bless You ALL.

  • Met says:

    wnpp nuh cassava dem tek mek starch??

  • MADDD says:

    BOUT FASHION !!!!!
    ALL WANNABE RASTA A GO LOU!!!DAH DREAD NEED A HAIR CUT!!!!!
    FADDA GOD HELP DANCEHALL DI B BWOY DEM INVADE!!!

  • MADDD says:

    CHRONIXX TUNE ODD RASS FI GET MORE AIR PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • we nuh pet ppl says:

    It same one dem use Met.

  • Cindy Royal says:

    Big up Chi Ching Ching str8!!! Him pants a str8 foot, but it nuh tight on pan him, it have room. Mi like dat :2thumbup

  • Met says:

    a doe tink dem have him size ina tight fit cindy :tkp

  • Real says:

    MI JUS READ DI OBSERVER……………………DEM A LOOK FI SHIZZLE PON MURDER CHARGE :berduka ………………………………………………………………FOR THE DEATH OF ………………………………FASHION …………. :berduka

  • front row seat says:

    SHIZZZZZZZLLLE I CANNOT MANAGE DIS MAWNING. THE GIRL IN THE YELLOW SINTING, WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WHEN YOU WERE GETTING DRESSED? DID JPS CUT THE LIGHT? GOODNESS MAN.

  • Cindy Royal says:

    Mettttttt :ngakak a choo, him suh “fat”

  • Real says:

    WAT A WAY CHI CHING CHING FAVA PETER TOSH..MI JUS A NOTICE SORRY OFF TOPIC….CHI CHING WOULDA GET BEST DRESS IN THIS CASE BECAUSE HIM LOOK BETTA DAN ALL THE MALES AND FEMALES IN THIS POST

  • Met says:

    cindy u know it :maho

  • Met says:

    yuh cudda dislike till u shrink 3 inch…pawpaw tree

  • Cindy Royal says:

    :ngakak Met, mi boss deh ere enuh, stop mek mi lawf an cause tears fi come inna mi eyes. But y pawpaw tree a dislike wi comment? Afta wi nuh seh nutten weh nuh guh suh. :mewek

  • Met says:

    cindy mi seh u talk and bum one dislike..mi ansa dislike…afta a nuh we dash fertilizer a some a dem foot :travel

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Lol @wnpp ole clothes government a weakkkkk

  • Cindy Royal says:

    An yuh notice mi get a like fi wen mi big him up? No man :ngakak Di time pawpaw ova yah a dislike him wudda guh mek a pot a cornmeal porridge wid some rich whole cow’s milk an sweeten it wid condensed milk fi fatten him up.

  • Anonymous says:

    The dress hang pon har big hang dung titties dem like a window dreapes!

  • Met says:

    cindy him feva di last line line stick…………….u know it haffi well tall :travel

    what a way him deh yah early

  • Anonymous says:

    The girl in the last picture dress looked very elegant and the her breast don’t look long …I think you’ll just love to critique

  • england says:

    HOW SO MUCH TAN BAD PEOPLE INNA ONE DANCE

  • Jules says:

    Fram I was bawn..roflmbao. A extensions him hab een, or a suh him hair long?

  • LUNDUN says:

    shizzle affi stand at attention cuz him no want disturb him outfit

    unno no si shizzle well neat up an tight up??? :maho

    if him move dat jacket rip inna di sleeves

    so shizzle a try get up him shape fi di summa wid da belt deh??? gwaan yaah shizzle, summa body affi shaply an neat, but u cyaah gi u g.f a bring in? she luk terrible

  • PhantomPhoenix says:

    We have man wid locks pon him head, wearing pastel and a cinch him waste like Ms. World…wow!

  • GWIZZ says:

    WHAT A BLOODY LOOKING FOOL… WITH HIM UGLY SELF….LOOK LIKE SHIT PON STICK. WAIIT TILL HIM GET OLDER AND HIM LOOK BACK AT HIMSELF AND RELIZE HIM LOOK LIKE CLOWN…. DRESS TOO MUCH LIKE OOMEN STOP WEAR THEM TINGS MAN AND DRESS LIKE A MAN… CHA…. :capedes

  • Anonymous says:

    I could never understand why these female( who think them well dress) always guh stan up beside dis MADMAN & think it cute? a it meck him think it funny! All Jackie now? Really? Really Jackie? I have a good mine nasty yuh! But mi ago meck yuh slide today! But mi a warn yuh, dis is yuh 2nd time a grace di pink wall, if yuh come back a 3rd time, yuh nah guh escape!

  • becky says:

    METTTTT,

    omgggggggggggggggg u got me ROTFL at work!! IS THIS DUDE SERIOUS! HAHA!
    HE AND THE CHICK IN THE SECOND PIC NEED PSYCHIATRIC EVALUATION OR A THERAPIST!
    THEY ARE BOTH MUTHAFCUKIN CRAZYYYYY! HOW DO U LEAVE HOME LOOKING LIKE THAT???
    JAMAICE DEFINITELY NEEDS A PSYCHIATRIC INSTITUTE FOR DANCEHALL PPL!

  • Anonymous says:

    Shizzle look like him about fi pawt any sea

  • STAR says:

    Is he gay. Come on Jamaica call them what they are. But please mek them stop be under cover. It’s ok to free themself this is not normal he is GAY not Gallis.

  • Bawn Bless says:

    Dem fail to realize seh when dem stan up beside Shizzle, him teck di whole a di spotlight!(in a very bad & disturbing way) mi really don’t find him & him couture funny.Quite frankly, it’s annoying! He looks very dirty. Kuh di belt roun him waist & him a maintain him pose fi every picture. Mi glad mi nah breed, cause mi baby woulda definitely faava him. Bloody ridiculous!

  • StayGood says:

    All him do is walk and scrape up people old clothes and try mek ‘fashion’ like him think nobody sensible ago follow him

  • Sashabling says:

    My eyes…sizzle wid he hobo look and the woman belt …remind me of punks the lady in the pink and green mek u wear so much necklace..sn sue u dress maker

  • METTTY!!!! WHERE DO YOU FIND THESE PEOPLE???!!! RUBBISH HEAP? CARRY DEM GUH PUT DEM BACK PLZ MI AH BEG YUH…DEM FUGLY SO MUCH DAT …. :hammer

  • Met says:

    rudieeeeeeeee mi find dem ina dungle southwest corner , east side :maho

  • england says:

    smaddy can tell mi wah work shizzle do fi a living…

    plz answa coz mi really wah know…

  • Cindy Royal says:

    No Met, mi deh yah a dwl enuh. Jus stop an tek a good look pan Shizzle. Look fi bout 1 minutes str8 an si wat happen. :ngakak

  • Met says:

    cindy a doe want mi eye freeze oo

  • Tawkchuet says:

    But see ya unnu teck a good look pon di creature inna di yellow dress the B put on every piece of jewelry that she own gold silver brass copper nothing no left back inna di jewelry box meck unnu brave n bad sooo :sorry

  • fashiondoll says:

    Sass Crise….. a two scarves Shizzle have on or me look pon him too long till me a see doubles :mewek

  • Anna says:

    Shizzle looking like John de Baptist going down by de river to Baptize people, me on de grung wid dis one here, how de baptist people dem does say again, shunagonagagagaggagaa, boombaayahahagagag :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak

  • Tawkchuet says:

    No man da post ya have a stalker lol hey stalk dis :tai: :f000:

  • Lwad whoi, mi head a split. I cudden tell when las mi laugh like dis, a piss up mi self. :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :mewek :matabelo shizzle mi ninizzle, u starch and stiff like board.

  • No sah mi cyaan tek it nuh more, Shizzle, u and miss pink and yellow is a perfect match made in a place called, Erase fashion off planet earth. Whoooiiii

  • Addicted says:

    Shizzle reminds me of a person who was inside Bellevue and strung out on the medication that they give to them to calm them. (Stiff and emotionless)
    These people looks like a bunch of crazy people.

  • No man says:

    No man Jackie yuh cuddabcome come better a yuh Breda party still. And why when u put on makeup yuh favor man suh mi nah dun yuh but a de truth yuh ting need fi tun on mi Fren and old a show pan yuh now

  • Anonymous says:

    I DO NOT QUESTION HIS SEXUALITY ANYMORE..HE HAS MADE IT CLEAR

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