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LADIES , IF THIS IS YOUR MAN RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

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LADIES!! If this is your HUSBAND or BOYFRIEND run for your life

Mr. Jealousy
At first, he’ll get a little short with a waiter who flirts with you. Then he’ll be exasperated by how long you and the postmaster discuss the rising price of stamps. When he points out that you and your brother hug too long to be appropriate, or that your gynecologist is a lesbian and obviously has the hots for you, it’s time to give him his walking papers. However flattering his jealousies may seem in the first five minutes of your relationship, they’ll get old and confining more quickly than you can imagine, and when you do finally break up with him, he will hang the scarves you left behind on your trees like nooses and follow you and the next man you date all over town.

The Bully
This is the man who sits you down, grabs your arm, pulls your hair, or pokes your chest. While most of us know better than to let ourselves get socked in the mouth (but even then never following through), there’s a whole universe of more “minor” infractions in the violence department that should disqualify your new beau instantaneously (but all too often does not).

The Two-Timer
For the first time since you’ve been dating, he’s too sick to make a date. You try to ignore the fact that it happens to be your birthday, and you assemble the ingredients for your famous chicken soup. You drop it off inside his door. Two days later, he’s still sick, but you’ve been invited over. You ask if you can heat up some soup for him, and he says, in a small, congested voice, “That would be wonderful.” You pour the soup from the Tupperware into the pot, and you see that there are mushrooms in it. Your famouschicken soup doesn’t contain mushrooms. Conclude that this man has another source of soup and will continue to cheat on you for as long as you give him the chance.

The “Liberated” Man
I used to have a friend who said, “I seem to have a very liberating effect on whatever man I’m dating. We go on three dates, and the next thing I know he’s moved in with me, he’s quit his job, and his car is up on blocks in my yard.” Certain men are more prone to this type of liberation than others, I have found: Carpenters, river guides, and flamencoguitarists all fall into the category of men who are perfectly willing to hand themselves over to the care of a good woman, as well as visual artists, stage performers, and racers (ski, bike, boat) of all kinds.

The Betrayed
I seem to have dated an inordinate number of men who have just been left by a woman for a woman. In general, these men are angry beyond all reason, no matter to what lengths they may go to disguise it, and if you date one, be ready to give up all your girlfriends, or you will be accused of being a lesbian, too.

The Narcissist
He doesn’t like your dog? Do we even need to talk about this one? Put it at the top of the category that includes he won’t make eye contact with your kid, he doesn’t want to meet your sister, and he whines the first time you make plans with your girlfriend. A man threatened by the love you have for the dog you sleep with is going to be threatened by more things than you can name. Dating him is inviting the type of conflict into your life that will make you tired before you even get up in the morning.

Mr. Resentment
Pay close attention to how he handles your accomplishments. If you get a promotion with a raise and he breaks it down to show you how it really only amounts to six dollars a day after taxes, that’s the first strike. When he uses any expression like “your little project,” count that as two. Just because men are having a hard time adjusting to the idea that women are capable breadwinners doesn’t mean you have to martyr yourself into helping them make the transition. There are men out there who are more than happy to bask in the glow their women cast and to consider your talents a positive reflection on them.

The Virtual Lover
What a relief it is when a man doesn’t try to force you into bed on the first date. How charmed you are when, on the third date, he says he wants to wait until “you both can’t stand it anymore.” How sympathetic you become when, on the sixth date, he tells you how badly he was hurt by your predecessor. How confused you are six months later when you’ve realized his pager goes off every time you get unclad, but he’s still sending you roses and talking teddy bears. A surprising number of great romancers out there never get around to having sex. To the date-weary woman, this can seem like not the worst combination, but beware. Eventually he will blame his problems on the smell of your breath or the size of your thighs.

The Guy Who Had the Happiest Childhood This Side of the Beav
His mother was perfect; his father never smoked or drank or cheated. He hates the way his friends blame their parents for everything, when he and his seven brothers and sisters had love pouring down on them from the moment they woke in the morning until they went to bed. However refreshing this might sound the first time you hear it, listen carefully for a voice that is trying to convince itself, listen for the creak and crack of a personal mythology in the throes of shattering. When it comes crashing to the ground, it’s going to make a very big noise, and most likely your relationship will come crashing down with it.

Joe No-Show
You meet in a city where neither of you lives, at a convention or a wedding. The calls and e-mails are making the phone lines sweat; two months later he’s begging you to visit. You tell the woman next to you on the plane that after years of searching you think you’ve met The One, and the two of you giggle with anticipation all the way to baggage claim. Thirty minutes later, when the carousel stops going around, she looks at you with deep pity and asks if she can give you a ride somewhere. That’s the moment to go straight back to the ticket counter.

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HSK Exclusive – We’ve receiving word of a close Brandon Woodard associate recently murdered, days after the execution-style hit on the California law student. You may remember reports of NYPD homicide detectives heading to Los Angeles, following Woodard’s murder, to see what they could uncover at the slain man’s Playa del Rey condominium. Now, a source exclusively tells HSK Woodard’s friend was fatally gunned down around that very same time.

This news comes to us as a source exclusively reveals she was clubbing with Woodard in Hollywood, just days before the 31-year-old flew to New York City. According to the woman – who chooses to remain anonymous – after their night on Tinseltown, sniffing cocaine and ordering up bottle service at a trendy Hollywood Boulevard hot spot, Woodard sent her a text message and this picture from his cell phone.

Here’s the drop:

“Brandon’s former roommate was murdered a few days after his death. The LAPD didn’t say shit, so you know something big is going on.

I was partying with Brandon a few nights before he was murdered. When I got home from partying with him, he sent me a text message and picture.”
http://diaryofahollywoodstreetking.com/brandon-woodard-associate-murdered-days-after-brazen-nyc-shooting/

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Suzy Favor Hamilton, Olympic runner, admits to moonlighting as high-priced escort
Suzy Favor Hamilton, a runner who competed for the United States in three Olympics, has admitted to moonlighting as a $600-an-hour prostitute.
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Suzy Favor Hamilton (r) and Regina Jacobs (l) finish 1 and 2 in the women’s 1500m final at the USA Outdoor Track and Field Championships on June 21, 2003, at Cobb Track and Angell Field at Stanford University in Palo Alto, Calif. (Andy Lyons/AFP/Getty Images)
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Suzy Favor Hamilton, a middle-distance runner who competed for the United States in three Olympics, has admitted to moonlighting as a $600-an-hour prostitute in Las Vegas for the past year, the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel reported.

The 44-year-old confessed she had been leading a double life to a reporter from thesmokinggun.com who followed up on a tip, then she took to Twitter to explain herself further, the Journal-Sentinel reported.

“I do not expect people to understand,” Favor Hamilton wrote on her Twitter account, according to the Journal-Sentinel. “But the reasons for doing this made sense to me at the time and were very much related to depression.”

Favor Hamilton won nine NCAA track and cross-country titles at the University of Wisconsin and seven US national championships as well as running in the 1992, 1996 and 2000 Olympic Games, Fox Sports reported. (She did not win a medal.)

Favor Hamilton has modeled in national advertisements for Reebok, Clairol, Oakley and Pert Plus, according to Fox Sports. She’s married and currently runs a Madison, Wis., real estate brokerage with her husband in addition to making promotional appearances, the Journal-Sentinel reported.

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The couple, who have a seven-year-old daughter, reportedly lives in a $600,000 home and have no financial hardships based on a review of court and municipal records.

Earlier this summer, Favor Hamilton talked to the Journal-Sentinel about her struggles with depression, anxiety and an eating disorder.

Businesses that have worked with Favor Hamilton were dismayed by the news. “We are shocked, embarrassed and deeply saddened by the recent reports that Suzy Favor Hamilton lived a double life as an escort,” Dan Cruz, a spokesman for the Rock N Roll Marathon Series, told the Journal Sentinel. “Admittedly this was a part of a secret life that she did not share with those, like us, that she worked with in her capacity as a former world-class athlete.”

Favor Hamilton said that she is giving up the escort business and has recently started seeing a therapist to “figure out myself why I’ve done what I’ve done,” Fox Sports reported.

More from GlobalPost: (PHOTOS): 2012 London Olympic scandals: the new face of Games shame

WTF AFRICA- HUSBAND DEMANDS IT DURING RELATIVES FUNERAL

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A woman who was mourning the death of her close relative revealed in court that her husband ws pestering her for sex at the funeral service.

Rumbidzai Gapare told the court that she was failing to mourn the death of her relative who passed away recently because her husband Chengetai Nyabadza was disturbing her demanding sex.

It seems it’s one of his sexual fantasies. This came to light at the Harare Civil court where Rumbidzai was seeking a protection order against Chengetai.

“We have a very close relative who passed away and the funeral was being held at our house, but I was finding it hard to concentrate because my husband would insist on having sex with me. He was sleeping in the tuck shop and I was sleeping in the dining room with other women but he would call me from the dining room demanding to have sex with me,” said Rumbidzai.

She went on to tell the court that Chengetai was also in the habit of intentionally tearing condoms that they would be using while having sex.

“I am not yet ready to have another child so I told Chengetai that we would only sleep together using condoms but I have realised he deliberately tears the condom so that I fall pregnant and lie that it burst due to fricton,” she added.

Responding to the claims, Chengetai told the court that Rumbidzai was not giving him his conjugal rights.

“The problem that I am having with my wife is that she is depriving me of sex. She moved out of our matrimonial bedroom and is sleeping with my mother in the guest room,” said Chengetai.

Magistrate Miriam Banda, who presided over the case, granted the protection order which bars Chengetai from sexually and physically abusing his wife.

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