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DANCEHALL NEW YEAR ROUNDUP…FROM ABROAD TO A YARD

FIRST TING FIRST DI PEOPLE DEM WAA CONFIRM DI PROMOTER FI MI DEH KAW DI PEOPLE DEM SEH BIG TINGS DEH A STREET SEH DI LADY PEOPLE DEM WELL UPSET AND BAY TINGS!

PAULIESHA RANGE DI PEOPLE DEM SEH DEM PUT OUT A WAANING FI U CAREFUL NEXT MONTH OOOOOOO

PEOPLE MEMBA 2009 MI DID SEH ONEY NEVA GET HIM FITTING……..FOOT AND A BAY WIDE WALKING? HAYYYYYYYY LAWD WOIE DEM SEH ONEY PACK UP AND GONE A CANADA OOO…WID RAPUNZEL…………..AND A BIG BELLY.. BWAAY A DOE KNOW BECAUSE DEM NEVA SEH RAPUNZEL DID DEH WID SOME OUTA DI CREW? ONEY WIFE HAR DOE…………FILE DOESN’T MATTER A LIKE IT..

DI PEOPLE DEM WHEY A PUT OUT SCOTTY BRITISH FLYER MI WAA ASK UNNO WHICH PART A SCOTTY BRITISH A GUH DEH DEH BECAUSE DI MAN SEH HIM STOP KEEP PARTY SO WHO KEEPING PARTY FI SCOTTY?

PEOPLE DI PEOPLE DEM FROM DUNG A YAWD SEH! PONY HYPE DEH A JAMAICA AND HIM NAH GI NO STRAIGHT STORY AS TO WHY HIM DEH DEH ..FURDAH MORE HIM DID HAVE TWO SET A TINGS AND BECAUSE HIM DID A USE DI TWO SET A TINGS AND BUS A TIE UP …MI MEAN OF METAL KIND…HIM BUS DI KNOT AND NOW DAT TING AH SORT WHEY HIM HAFFI GUH JAMAICA GUH PICK UP..DI PEOPLE DEM SEH DEM DOE KNOW DI STORY SUH ALL WHO KNOW DUS RUN IN WID IT

HERE IS PONY

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PAN DI GROUPIE UPDATE WILL BE UPDATED MORE, LATER….ANYBODY SI BOBIESHA LATELY? NO MAN DI PEOPLE DEM SEH DEM SI BOBIESHA AND SHE DOE EVEN LOOK LIKE HARSELF…….BOBIESHA MAWGA DUNG REALLY BAD DEM NUH KNOW IF A FRET SHE A FRET BECAUSE DI VISA TEK WHEY BUT DI WHOLE A VILA VISA SLIP WHEY BECAUSE WHO NUH OVERSTAY DOE HAVE A JAY HOO BEE.

BOBBETTE WHO IS BOBIESHA SISTER HAFFI A COME UP COME DO BUYING AND SELLING, KAW IT LOOK LIKE SHAVAR NAH DASH IT OUT AND ALL DAT MI WAA CONFIRM UP BECAUSE IF SHAVAR NAH SPEND A MUS DAS WHY NIKI VEX WID VENAL FI A MINE JAVANA…WHAT A GYAL FI TRY HOLD ON PAN PEOPLE MAN!

FOWL DI PEOPLE DEM SEH YUH STILL A BEAT DUNG DI LIQUOR AND YUH HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE AND NAH TEK DI PILL DEM BUT YUH A SIP UP DI LIQUOR AND AL WHEN DOCTOR ASK YUH IF YUH A TEK IT YUH A SEH NO LIKE IT FUNNY…LEAVE DI LIQUOR AND GO TEK YUH PILL DEM…………WHAT A WAY MERCEDES COME BACK HEE ? FROM YUH GUH PUT UP LENA PICTURE PAN FLYER AND SHE BEX BECAUSE YUH SEH A PROMOTION MERCEDES GI JAMAICA ONE PIECE AH SWING SHE REALLY DUS A COME BACK AND TAMIKA HAFFI TEK A BACK SEAT……………BUT MI NUH KNOW HOW SHE A KUM DUNG AND DI PEOPLE DEM SEH SHE MARRIED :travel …DEN LENA SHE NOW ITCH UP A ENGLAND AFTER FOWL PUT HAR OUT A MANOR PARK AFTAH HIM TUMBLE DUNG A ATI AND REACH BACK A TOWN BUT MI NUH KNOW WHEN AND IF SHE COME BACK A JA WHICH PART SHE A GUH STAY BECAUSE DEM SEH SHE DID OWE FI BILL AND BILLS AND ALL KINDS OF BILLS SUH FOWL SEH OUT OUT AND HIM RUN GONE LIVE UP DEH.

*CAN SMADDY TELL MI WHEY GARY AND NAGE DEH? SHERLOCK ALL WHITE NO NAGE NOR GARY A WHEY DEM DEH??*

43 Responses to DANCEHALL NEW YEAR ROUNDUP…FROM ABROAD TO A YARD

  • Brightlight says:

    MEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!! JEEZAM weh mek u a post so much story at one time an u KNOW SEY MI CYAA KEEP UP??? SLOW DOWN MAN!!! I scroll dung di page an story after story an when mi refresh a 10 more story u add! :dp :hammer

  • Cindy Royal says:

    Hey, US embassy naw play no more enuh. Dem naw seh 1 wud to di ovastaya dem wen dem a guh an come choo immigration, but yuh si di minute visa fi renew, a str8 revocation/cancellation. Mi fren tell mi seh a embassy shi deh earlier dis yr an si 1 a di ambassador dem embarrass a girl di wickedest way. Di girl all guh put di likkle toddler pan di ledge a di window an some papers drop from har an shi a pick dem up while di baby up deh, raws, mi fren seh di ambassador shout “take him down mam, take him down now!” All a ask di girl if di pickney a fi di husband weh shi did married to inna di US lol.

  • BABYGIRL says:

    Dash it, dash it, a really New Year’s Eve. Met yuh a dash de tory dem left right and center, everything a get dash out……..wwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a yah suh a guh really noice tiddey……

  • Cindy Royal says:

    Doe worry bout no living situation yaw Lena. High blood pressure + nuff alcohol drinking = a dead man soon an very soon.

  • setgood says:

    @baby gurl: a dat mi a seh to. Dash it out met :ngakak :bola

  • melissa dacovergirl says:

    For 2013 Julia is out of the picture now me and my babyfather paulrange have our new apartment. After the party tonight he say he going to buy our furniture and we r also getting married in June 2013 Paul baby u make me the happiest women in the world i love u my babyfather paulrange.

  • BABYGIRL says:

    11.40 Y yuh wanna start some filt suh early….

  • melissa dacovergirl says:

    Babybitch 11:40 have a name u think i am afraid of any gal bitch nobody can’t have my man bitch. What u mad cause u r one of them hoe that want to fxxk him bitch

  • Lovelyfe!!! says:

    Where’s everyone today?? I’m waiting for the comments but it look like everybody a sleep :(

  • Met says:

    and di suss a tek life

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Lol rolling n caaa stop boy delusion is a hellofa ting eeh man but I don’t think is Melissa a write cause she too busy a clutch a dress fi wear tinite so nopesssssss not buying this shit smh good try though lmao

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Hi Met morning just post n the b word was there pls get it for me tonks

  • BABYGIRL says:

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a wha dis man????? wooooooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I think you need to get your straight jacket on ASAP!!! your crazy is showing….wooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

  • Baby Sham says:

    so wait deh no firniture no inna de new apt? a wah uno a sleep pon? Hope n pray dance selll offf tonight cause if not no furniture fe 2k13. woieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee gal come a hype a no hav furniture from a bawnnnnnnnnn

  • Baby Sham says:

    Happy New Year Met n Metters, looking forward to seeing greater things from JMG 2K13!!!

  • chinn says:

    But wait di flyer fi scotty dance deh pon fimiyaad website DWL a wah dis man

  • melissa dacovergirl says:

    New furniture fi new year fssing kunts

  • melissa dacovergirl says:

    :kimpoi: :kimpoi: :kiss :kimpoi :kimpoi :kimpoi

  • melissa dacovergirl says:

    U guys r mad cause i won paulrange for 2013 he loves me. So met u can leave his name out of your topic for 2013 thanks.

  • Lovelyfe!!! says:

    Bwoy mi vex enuh met di suss well hotttt and everybaddie nuh deh ya. Only melissa a keep up di foolishness unda di topic

  • Met says:

    u know mi a go ban har in a few seconds

  • Paulesha Range, 2013’s grand prize………….FIWB!! :tkp

  • Metty ah raily mad melissa??? Lawd if yuh not to busy……..

  • Met says:

    quena a doe know if a she of someone pretending but mi a go ban dem

  • Observer says:

    Melissa stap it bout apt b4 yu cum brag bout hous bwoy unnuh backwud bad badd n hav di nerve a cuss ppl stap it man n gwey :nohope:

  • Melly Mel say she won the prize……..ban har Metty cuh she need not miss her medication!

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Met I don’t think one person can mad so no ban “it” yet meck dem get dem pre release cause fi this buss inna dem head fi 2013 a worse than dis ago gwaan

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Cause mi Neva know say man a prize fi win kmt mad bloodclaaaat gal

  • fashiondoll says:

    Woieeeee a wah tek some gal. You want a fxxk kick otta ere :bola

  • Observer says:

    melissa seh winningssss no sahhh :nohope: wat waz di name a di race?

  • ISpy... says:

    So yuh confirm up Oney story Ms. Met…Happy New year mi Jmg family fi 2013 mi plan fi keep mi ears open wid bare story fi mi family….Mi see Bobbeisha fi tru can somebody sey wat a fall from di high sit..

  • FP says:

    Met why warning out fi paul ? & thats not melissa ppl loce start fxxkry eh c man … A really new year post this

  • Belly Bang says:

    1. WAH HAPPEN TO LENA SHOP & DI RANGE???

    2. WATS THE SITUATIONS WID GARY & NAGE?? MI SURE MI DID SEE GARY AH SHIZZLE BROWN & WHITE ANGRY ELVES PARTY OR MI WAS MISTAKEN?????

  • Belly Bang says:

    3. & WAH PONY DEH YAH AH DO???? DIS MAN AH JUMP FROM WOMAN TO MAN TO WOMAN TO ALL BOUT??? WAH HIM DEH YAH AH DO???

    4. & DI PROMOTER ISSUE………………. YUH MEAN DI MOB GRANNY CONFEDERATE DEM BEX??????

  • Met says:

    check check check belly

  • Belly Bang says:

    :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak DEM MET, AH TRUE MI NUH EVEN LOOK DAT DEH SIDE DEH FI HOW LONG………….. DEM NUH DID SEH LENA SHOP AH GWAAN GOOD & TING & SHE DID UP 7 DOWN INNA DI RANGE & TING ………………….. suh cause di ole hypertensive come back she run gone????

    SUH SHE NEVER DID SORT OUT HER OWNA SPACE & MEK SURE HER $$$ AH ROLL IN SOLID & CONSISTENTLY?????

  • Belly Bang says:

    DI OLE SHERLOCK CREW USED TO PROVIDE HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT IN YAH, FROM NAGE TO GARY TO (still look like him want bathe) SHIZZLE…………….. MI MEMBA WHEN EVERY DRUM BEAT DEM DEH DEH PON DEM NOSE & AH DO WAT EVER DEM CLAIM DEM DO……

  • Met says:

    belly mi waa know what send dem ina hiding

  • Met says:

    no belly she did down deh man till fowl tek back di place

  • Belly Bang says:

    But Lena ah trod dancehall long enough now fi have her owna place seprate & apart from Fowl dwelling.

    Yeah mi know dem did deh & ting but from ring nuh put on & from the circles dem move inna, she nuh shoulda know dat tings nuh must stay the same for ever.

    I would have thought that she owulda have one little apartment or house somewhere weh all rent out fi bring in a income but is still ah place of refuge in times of need. But who to tell, maybe she have dat but Jamaica just too small fi she and Fowl rite yah now……..suh weh di range???

  • Belly Bang says:

    HOLD ON…………… suh Fowl tek all the shop too??????????????????????????????/

  • Met says:

    :maho

  • Kitty says:

    So pony hype no have papers from the time him de American?..him might have to stay awhile out there cause a penalty…hope him was saving some a da money deh wah him use to buy champagnes….wooooiiiieeeeeee

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