This post is based on an email that was sent and in no way reflects the views and opinions of ''Met'' or Jamaicangroupiemet.com. To send in a story send your email to [email protected]

MIX MIX BUT DOE MIX IT UP

images (6)

ALRIGHT NUNG……..DI PARTY PROMOTER……..BUM…MEMBA SHE DID GO COURT AND TEK ON COWBOY A TALK UP BOUT HIM A LIE AND DEM SEH COURT MARSHAL HAFFI SHAKE HAR UP AND BAY TINGS..BAM.. NOW MI LONG TIME BLOGGERS RUN IN PAN DIS…UNNO MEMBA ONE TIME MR PLATTY PUMS NOW BLEACHING EXTAORDINAIRE DID DUNG A TIVOLI INA ONE LONG LAP SKIRT LIKE A CALL IT FASHION?UNNO MEMBA??? YEAH MAN INA DI SED LEAN COWBOY BOOTS…………LEAN UP A ONE YARD INA TIVOLI AND EVERYBADDIE DID A WONDER WHEY HIM A DUH DUNG DEH?? UNNO NUH NOTICE SEH HIM NUH TEK NO MORE PICHUH DOWN DEH SINCE 2010? HAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MI TERSEH BADDIE NO SOH….MIX FI GUD BUT NUH MIXUP SUH…..DEM SEH WHEN DAT TIDDAH ONE OUTSIDE A BAWL OUT SHOW SHOW…PLATTY PUMS NEATLY A GO EVERY COURT SESSION OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..DI PEOPLE DEM SEH PLATTY PUMS DID INA TINGS…………..WID DI DOWN TOWN KING MEK A :tkp


*************HEY UNNO DOE SEH MET SEH ENO…………KAWS UNNO NOTICE HOW HIM KIP OUTA CAMERA VIEW AND NUH WRITE PAN FASSBOOK SEH HIM DEH KOWT******************* LAWD OIEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAYYYYYYYYYY(All who *kaint* ..*Bounty Killer voice*..read patois……This cudden write ina english

Dudus Audio from Jamaicangroupiemet on Vimeo.

81 Responses to MIX MIX BUT DOE MIX IT UP

  • Belly Bang says:

    Wata Mout Dougie did ah brag & boast pon him Tivoli links long time. Him and di Tivoli bwoy dem & him entourage.

    Wata Mout, how Bazla doing & Frass? & Ellis?

  • Met says:

    belly dem seh him did deh wid di ____________________________________________________________________________

  • simplicity says:

    suh dudus did a use him coclorful dildo dem pon dougie hagnum?!?!?!?!?!

  • Fyahwife says:

    Lean cowboy boots :ngakak :ngakak bloodcleet
    Back to reading

  • Met says:

    hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy mi badday

  • Tawkchuet says:

    A whey di bloooooooooooooooooooooooooooodclaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttt no man mi head top rise up high high mi baddyyyyyyy

  • Phat Rabbit says:

    Mawning everybody.

    So when him ah post up bank statment ah di ppl dem weh him man ah tax, him ah collect di ppl dem hard earned money. Ah him seh fi him batty go to di highest and baddest bidder. What a rass.

  • Fyahwife says:

    Tambareeeeeeeeeeeene

    * in a mi Kingsley voice*****

  • simplicity says:

    met see if yuh can put de song stand by your man…suh him well put on de skirt de nite cuz it easier fe him man get the battigina access later on?!?!?!

    i cant ____________________________________________________________:tkp

    mi a luk pon de long black skirt as mi writtening(i knw its not a word)..no dis need a sig in frm ANONT nd MILAN

  • simplicity says:

    rabbit :travel

  • Met says:

    simplicity_______________________________________________________ no ma di skirt neva black it was a hawaiian floral like..nothing masculine about it :hammer

  • Cindy Royal says:

    Hol on, suh dis whole homo rumour a true??? I mean, it mus be if di big don didda mix wid di skirt wearer. No man…

  • Phat Rabbit says:

    So ah wah di big man ah do wid di dildo dem den if him a jook out Platipums batty?? Dem ah dildo dem one anenda too?!?! What a set a nasty freak and ah chuck so much badness. Crazy.

  • Met says:

    cindy mi sehhhhhhhh u doe know who nah use dem battam fi screw dese days

  • simplicity says:

    stick a pin cuz him all have a white wan dat skirt weh yah talk bout de floral wan yuh knw mi a luk pon de pic inna mi head as mi a type wid de shoes shine nd kip up wid sum fandangle round him neck as well how mi feget dat damn wan

  • Met says:

    unno go listen di audio wid di man a seh mi love u agen

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    :matabelo fadda if yu nah bizzy mi a request yu presence nung now :nohope:

  • Cindy Royal says:

    Met!!!! __________________________________________________________________ revive mi smaddy pls. Met, is Plattypums di don didda a tawk tuh???!!!

  • Met says:

    no man is a next man but dem seh all di man whey name black john was gay and he was the man closest to di chief :hammer

  • Cindy Royal says:

    Can’t remember word for word, but in essence di man a seh to di don, wid desparation & emotion inna him voice “mi will come stay by yuh side enuh” _______________________________________________________________________

  • Met says:

    cindy mi seh mi baddie a urt mi real bad dis mawnin ___________________________________________________________________

  • Smh says:

    Yup. It reach mi will Kibba mi mouth! More tuh do saga soon buss

  • Cindy Royal says:

    Met a guh try find di audio yaw man. lol

  • Met says:

    it deh ina di post cindy

  • No Joke says:

    TORY CUM TO BUMP TO RASSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Cindy Royal says:

    Si di audio link yah fi all who neva hear it.

    http://vimeo.com/43935088

  • Cindy Royal says:

    Rahtid Met, mi neva seet enuh lol.

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    no jokeeeeeee gas up wi aguh need veetle jutc plane train scoota plus foot :ngacir:
    dis a histrie enny ting ina daak mus come to light poowww

  • Belly Bang says:

    Mi shalamanana!!!!!!!!!!! No surprises here. Ebby body did ah wonda how Wata Mout did suh brazen wid him ting & di bagga man man dem round him up & down di place.

    Nows we knows

  • Met says:

    cindy u get excited _____________________________________________________

  • Phat Rabbit says:

    Smh nuh badda kibba yuh mouth, yuh dun open now so just tell di metters dem no man, che

  • Cindy Royal says:

    Excited bad Met :ngakak

  • Met mi Nuh understand and mi always read wid understanding…is the mix say Dudus wuz mixing wid patty pumps rimzing??? A dwoah waah believe a Dat mi read so let I go try figure it out in the comments.

  • Met says:

    bubbleup u tan deh deh den :tkp

  • No sah dis Caah be real what a mix up dis mawninggggggggg!!!!

  • soap opera says:

    Good Morning!!!!metty whatever happen to the lady that use to draw fe the hymn when it get sticky round here, we are going to need some hymn real soon or saw haffy fe drop the gospel cd sooner than later.

  • Tears mi say no wurds. Yes I can agree platty was frequent in tivoli that mi 110% sure of but mi never him was sarge in charge.

  • Was wid di sarge in charge***

  • G says:

    O MY GAWD! :takut

  • south londoner says:

    suh hold on now, how platinum ago explaine how him have di boss pon recording well post up pon jmg wooooooooy. a dah part deh mi would a like fi find out

  • bye bye summer sun says:

    WHO AND DUDUS A TALK ? IM SLOW

  • I have fallen and cant get up______________________________________ASESINATO!
    I RAILY KAINT TEK DE BATTYISM WID DUDUS AND PLATTYPUMS TUHDAY_________nopes! :tkp

  • eyecandy says:

    A dis name nothin in the dark shall be kept secret!!

  • Met says:

    candyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • Kremlin4life says:

    About time the puss come outta the bag now it Mek sense y him always pose up down Deh n wen him ready him platty followers rent boat n a Gwan. Heyyyy haaaayyy in yah today

  • Met says:

    kremmy when mi si him lean up ina di skirt mi seh wait tivoli get soft but dem soft long time

  • Kremlin4life says:

    Met a more than one a dem frock him have bra, den them Nuh is get soft cau dem batty a bun dem lmllll

  • Bakkle says:

    :cd This can you believe moment is brought to you by … the letters J-M- and G .

  • Kremlin4life says:

    Den them mus a get soft

  • Kremlin4life says:

    _______________________________ bakkle a today him ago write quotes n psalms pan him wall hahaaaa

  • Bakkle says:

    Kremlin4life Mi a wait pon him fi post bcuz mi know him aguh address this BUT HOW?? WAH HIM REALLY CAN SEH?? Hear da one deh him to nuh ….Yea…yea….yea….yea…..

  • Bakkle says:

    Dougie always a talk bout Gyaaden, showa, Prezzy etc anna Barbrican him come from . Yuh know how much ppl tink him grow a Garrisson

  • Kremlin4life says:

    Lmllll @ bakkle

  • Kremlin4life says:

    A weh d Rass u nah say to me u know me swear a inna d garrison him born, him figure out the secret a see a that y him luv down Deh so

  • Bakkle says:

    Him and GQ Dwight love di whole heap a skirt ting , dem soon tell yuh seh a medieval roman fashion and dem a bring it back . Nobody cyaan pull no wool ova my eye bout metrosexual , undacover battyman dem

  • Belly Bang says:

    Mi sure seh ah Castle Heights rite ah Barbican desso ah him origins. Once him used to fly in & kip big dance up deh pon a yearly basis & him “thugs” dem pass thru

  • Bakkle says:

    Lmaoooooo Belly same place desso him come from, dats why mi always a wonda how him love big upTivoli suh . Him have alien registration anna look citizenship dung deh , mi naa look :travel

  • Anonymous says:

    A WONDA, IF HIM DID KNOW ZEEKS TOO. :tkp

  • GAL says:

    u all dont see this is a pow pow site

  • yoko says:

    wat is a “pow pow”?

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Yeah a wha name pow pow

  • Zippy says:

    A CAAN DE “THE LAST KING OF JAMROCK” UNNU A CHAT BOUT SUH..LAWD GAWD TG MASH UP NOW.

  • Observer says:

    I still caw decipher di line weh seh “still love ya man” serussliiiiiiiiiii no man a lie mi eaz a tel mi

    suh tivolians a gwaan like a badman residence an a longtime battyman a tread dem endz deh

    all dem shoes deh cho :tkp

  • LUNDUN says:

    ppl unno fi read an read gud, an listen an listen gud.

    at nopoint did met seh it was dougie on di tape, an she even said it was not in her comments uppa top. as di post seh “mix mix but don’t mix it up”

  • Observer says:

    wa kill me is ow di hypocrite dem fly pon dougie page an a sen bare luv knowin very well dem deh ya a read n a mix :ngakak tink unnuh easy man unnuh is a real set a hypocrites :hoax2

  • real says:

    No shock here….dem ppl deh mix up inna di biggest kind a evil ..so dis a small ting fi dem

  • toni ann says:

    evening met and metters………….

    met, anyone, can you guys explain the recordings please?? i dont understand at all

  • Met says:

    toni ann how u doing? u a miss out…this was a recording between dudus and a man here mi figet the name ..where the feds had tapped the phone and they were talking about the incident with cowboy

  • Cindy Royal says:

    The recording was the nail in Dudus’ coffin, cuz while Cowboy’s testimony could easily have been challenged, the recording confirmed & solidified Cowboy’s testimony that what he said happened really did happen – classic case of cock mouth kill cock.

  • toni ann says:

    @met
    school have mi weak, but i have been peeping a lot….. so far i learn one more new word from jmg “venjohns.” lol how are you?

    ok i see….. wish mi did grow up ina jamaica because i would catch on to these things quick but ive been learning a lot from jmg and others about these things…..thanx, i enjoy every bit of everything.

  • Met says:

    mi seh unno bad unno bad unno bad suh till…so toni ann u nuh memba di audio but u a run wid venjohns ? __________________________________________________________…im good though how u been?nuh mek school mad u oo

  • toni ann says:

    @met
    when i saw “venjohns” fi a minute mi tink it was a joke, but afta mi realize di smaddi was serious i died on the spot because mi nuh know how him/she get “johns” into it a talll…. even if he/she did seh venjance mi woulda unda stand………

    what im into is a competitive field, and cut throat. mi think them a try eliminate some of us because the field was predominantly white but now others (black/indian/chinese/spanish et) is breaking in.

  • Met says:

    do ur best toniann :peluk

  • toni ann says:

    I will, thank you………………..and good evening cas im going back on the battle field…. will be peeping until mi venjohns ova next week i can start partake…..later.

  • G says:

    lol nd to think di lyad ppl say ja homophobic. wow thnks jmg

  • Observer says:

    onli diana n har flock dem seh wi a kill gay ppl dem wikkid n bad like an so much a dem alive n well we must not be doing a good job den

  • Belly Bang says:

    Observer, yuh have selective memory??? Wat bout the beauty contestant from mobay who guh married the woman ah mussi Thailand who seh wi hate gays lakka wow. Fi her story did drop wah day

  • Observer says:

    no man mi memba but she a one a dem weh gwaan lie wi a walk n persecute dem

  • Enter says:

    if u lessen to the conversation this person dudus a talk to a one of im family in usa

  • F Cookie says:

    :nerd feeling very bright mi solve di wriggle. Nuff nastyness ina bad mon area doh jeezim

  • FLORIDASPEAKS says:

    I LISTENED AND THIS DOESNT SOUND LIKE NOTHING MORE THAN SOMEONE CARRING NEWS TO DUDUS…. SORRY MET THIS AINT MUCH TO GO.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.

[+] kaskus emoticons nartzco

Current day month [email protected] *

DISCLAIMER The views or opinions appearing on this blog are solely those of their respective authors. In no way do such posts represent the views, opinions or beliefs of “Met,” or jamaicangroupiemet.com. “Met” and jamaicangroupiemet.com will not assume liability for the opinions or statements, nor the accuracy of such statements, posted by users utilizing this blog to express themselves. Users are advised that false statements which are defamatory in nature may be subject to legal action, for which the user posting such statements will be personally liable for any damages or other liability, of any nature, arising out of the posting of such statements. Comments submitted to this blog may be edited to meet our format and space requirements. We also reserve the right to edit vulgar language and/or comments involving topics we may deem inappropriate for this web site.

****RULES**** 1. Debates and rebuttals are allowed but disrespectful curse-outs will prompt immediate BAN 2. Children are never to be discussed in a negative way 3. Personal information  eg. workplace, status, home address are never to be posted in comments. 4. All are welcome but please exercise discretion when posting your comments , do not say anything about someone you wouldnt like to be said about  you. 5. Do not deliberately LIE on someone here or send in any information based on your own personal vendetta. 6. If your picture was taken from a prio site eg. fimiyaad etc and posted on JMG, you cannot request its removal. 7. If you dont like this forum, please do not whine and wear us out, do yourself the favor of closing the screen- Thanks! . To send in a story send your email to :- [email protected]