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  • Jules says:

    I have never done this, and this seems too involved for my nature. I do have an aunt who followed her cheating boyfriend right to his woman’s house.

  • OBSERVER says:

    mi duh sum raas ting inna mi twenties lawd gawd oooooo mi shame :cd

  • Met says:

    jules :ngakak den when she reach di ooman yard wha happen?

  • Quiet Storm says:

    Holddddd onnnn
    Met and Metters mi soon come dash fimi tory pon oonu!!! but mi bizi, mi ah mistress ah dat!!! Di man use to call mi FBI
    Woieeee..memories

  • yes

  • pray says:

    met i came on here to read the comment. and a warning pop up maybe Ur site have virus check it out

  • ... says:

    lol aye sah I have never done this but I had a friend that tricked me into going with her to follow her man. poor mi neva did know wah did a gwaan an wi a drive so mi seh weh wi a go, she tell mi she a go pick up someting. inna di cyaar now wi reach di complex, anybody know florida complex dem you can beat di gate so she drive up behind one cyar a go een. wi park an she dus inna di cyaar. so mi ask waapen if she naah come out di cyar. same time she push dung mi head & mi start cuss now cause mi nuh like ppl put dem han pon mi, anyhow low an behold di man come out wid ooman & pickney in tow…man have a whoooole separate fambily . Mi haffi jump pon mi friend cause mi neva waan she get no charge. dat was a sunday to remember man!

  • Met says:

    I have norton and it nuh seh virus plus where would the site get a virus from? virus nuh come suh

  • simplicity says:

    guh wid all mi lass… :angel

  • pray says:

    ok

  • Jules says:

    Met, dat is a tory pon top a tory. Di ooman and she inna di sed church widdi man. Di man tell di ooman seh shi a him cousin and him come fram country a kotch wid har. A doan tink shi did start nutten when shi see weh him guh enuh, a tink shi juss file it away fi retrieval at a later date.

  • Quiet Storm says:

    One time mi did suspect fimi ex caw at certain time ah heeveling di fone use to ring an den braps him leff. So mi nuh sey nutten, mi juss gwaan watch di ride an do mi investigation…..did have one likkle fren ah Telefone company who gimi di address whey di numba did ah come fram…..

    Anyway long story short…..One nite afta di fone ring one nite an mi si sey ah di numba mi nuh do nutten more dan pin up mi hair an put on one ah feem hat, jump inna di cyaar an drive go ova deh….When mi reach mi diss park inna one dark spot. By time mi di deh two twos mi si 2 smaddy ah walk toward di cyaar, so mi ease dung inna di seat an clutch…

    Dere was homegirl an har fren ah open cyaar door fi come in…..Mi sey ppl mi diss ease out an sey ‘If yuh eva put yuh bloodclaawt eena dis ah chop off it raaws!!!’ Shi frighten so till. Mi juss drive off an leff dem rite deh….Yuh noe fram dat nat anneda call come een doe
    Dat was in mi 20s….Now dat mi older and wiser, if a man try dat wid mi….mi gone….naw eena nuh argument wid nuh gyal ova nuh man!!!

  • Quiet Storm says:

    Figget mi mannaz di way mi kin ketch ah fiah….Gud nite Met and Metters

  • simplicity says:

    :tkp

  • Jules says:

    Quiet, dat was too funny, den u did have machete fi chop? lol

  • ... says:

    :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :thumbup QS

  • Jules says:

    Simply, weh you gone? Mi knows you hab a story fi tell..tell it

  • Met says:

    QS what a way dem know di man cyar

  • simplicity says:

    jules yuh nuh see the angel :D

  • No Joke says:

    Dwrcllllll… Quiet Storm yuh have mi a dead. But a so dem fool fool …dem nuh even look inna the driver side. Mi never following no man yet . It is juss my luck dat tings juss fling up inna mi face .eg go inna club go si Mr Man well hug up wid gal afta him trace mi bout mi an him naw do road . Him and di gal disappear by di time mi walk past an go check mi coat.

  • Quiet Storm says:

    YES Jules….always have mi halfa lass eena di kyaar….an one baton to!!!!!

    @Met…den yuh noe ah whey did hot….a did FIMI kyaar so dat mekki wuss an as mi did tell him sey mi wudden get nuh worries fi it caw when mi done tell di pow pow dem sey ah park mi park an tink sey ah did teef

  • Met says:

    Pray I just paid someone fi mek sure so him a run the scans now

  • Met says:

    noh sohhhh u know dem man deh a ja do dat regular use up dem baby madda vehicle

  • Met says:

    mi haffi halla out payy oo so pardon people unno know das not my style but dem fi see seh round yah nuh run free

  • No Joke says:

    Dats y some a dem need to pay dem 9.99

  • Met says:

    when mi fix up next year maybe dem will lol

  • Good nite alll… Lawks fimme Tory guh back ways…. My x man never do a better thing Dan come outside a mi house and park up inna dark corner and there I was going in another man veetle I didn’t get too far because phone start ring and bare nervousness mi affi mek di manbuss uturn go back home di man had no clue what was going mi dress a guh pon mi first movie date and chu mi an x wasnt talking at the time mi tell di guy mi naave nuh man….it was a mess….

  • No Joke says:

    Well mi naw tap walk and tell dem seh dem have bill ….and we don’t do iou…anything dem a advertise….including buddy and punni dem need fi come wid dem MONEYYYY

  • Met says:

    no joke :hammer

  • Met says:

    bubbleup u really seh veetle? :hammer unno bad eno man

  • OBSERVER says:

    lets juss seh everytime mi guh a church mi buss out a dutty laaf mi dress up noiceeeeeeee n guh a di ooman hous as jehovah witness lawd gawd ooooooo confession is railllly gud fi di soul :sorry

  • Zervaaaaaa day tek di cake oooooooo yuh a di baddest ting since slice bread from I was :babygirl

  • Dat***

  • Dem met Nuh suh it name veetle?? Listen from mi come pon jmg mi Nuh member nuttin bout English dictionary eno o.

  • OBSERVER says:

    bubbleup seh dash weh english fi jmg :hammer

  • Kremlin4life says:

    Boy Met years ago me did Deh wid this Bwoy n one night me call him n a gal answer n gal Gwan bad pan d phone, me vex n go home n wait till him come in. I didn’t say a word than get up get dressed n head to work, not a work me go me go swap car wid one a brother n go park up down the block from me house. Wen him leave the whole day me follow him round, me call him tell him me a do a double. Home Bwoy Nuh do nuttin more than go home round 9 him leave n go Brooklyn a the gal yard so wen me call him 2 phone no answer me Nuh stop call FI a hour n no answer. The way me head rotate me come outta me car go knock the gal door n wen she answer me ask FI him, she ask weh me want har man Fah that was the last straw, met wah amount a lick she get , me jus go in n wet up nastiness n tell him nah FI come home cau me know weh FI drop off his shit.

  • Zerva whey yuh tell di Owan fi come confess are sins??? Mi badieeee. Den shi Nuh slam di door cause as mi si Jehovah’s wickedness a come all dem affi say a Mawning and door slam. To di Jehovah’s on here dwoah tek ih personal ooooo.

  • OBSERVER says:

    she deserve kremmy hush but mi guh preach to a innocent victim :hammer >>>>get inna spirit<<<< :ngakak

  • Kremlin mi read di first line an tap. Yuh is a woman?? All along mi tink yaah man :hammer Aye dios Mios!!! Mek a guh done read yuh comment. Mi sorry again.

  • OBSERVER says:

    bubbleup yu is real raas mi a tel yuh :ngakak

  • No Joke says:

    Ktemmmmmmyyyyy….A BARE MAWDDDD PPL DEH PON JMG!!!!!

  • No Joke says:

    KREMMMYYYY…..YUH SI DI ONE OBS!!!!!!

  • Met says:

    kremmy a ho she so bright a ansa phone?

  • simplicity says:

    kremz____________________________________________________________________

  • Kremmy predddd !!! Him answer phone ooooo him live deh!!! Aye met mi love di bloggers a tell yuh mi love jmg boddd. Whey yuh waah wid are man?? Histreeee. Mi mi learn never big up dem man yah eno cause dem sed one tunn round shame yuh!

  • Quiet Storm says:

    Kremlin, yuh know bout….yuh affi switch cyaar more while, caw dem know yourns soh ah juss so it set

  • Tuh rass mi swear yuh say phone answer oh him Nuh answer ok.

  • Simply and met may I have your experience please before mi guh sleep cause all simply a duh a ride whey and flatline mi wait fi hear wha happen when yuh guh wid di cutlas.

  • good girl gone bad says:

    I have never followed any man. Cyan trust miself fi do dem ting deh. Mi tempa nuh nawmal. Mi madda tell mi one ah fi har stories and she end up mash up ah gyal and two car dwl…mi learn from har and do di opposite.

    Buh feel nuh way bubble mi did tink kremmy was a man long time ago. I think its the name but she seh sumthing one day and mi seh rass, ah woman lol

  • But kremlin4life sound like a gang member whey get saved an still a carry on di name. Kremmy mi sorry ooooo.

  • Kremlin4life says:

    Dwrcl @ bubble of course I’m a woman, Met if a tell u something’s me do boy wen me young unu tink me mad. Me have another ex weh me hide inna me bedroom closet FI catch him, cau me neighbor tell me bout woman a go me yard, me Nuh care if u man or woman disrespect me n I’m break u off a piece

  • Met says:

    bubbleup mi nuh know which experience u want ..mi easy fi shame bad bad mi nah falla a soul…no ma’am

  • Met says:

    easy fi shame wid a weak hawt :nohope:

  • Kremlin4life says:

    3gb _______________________________________________________

  • good girl gone bad says:

    @krems wah yuh do when yuh come outta di closet dwl…mi bet it look like some jerry springer business lol

  • good girl gone bad says:

    bubble seh ex gang member dwl smh

  • Met says:

    kremmy in situations like that u equip urself with a leather belt u shudda come out swinging

  • Met a dwoah believe yuh cause when di bad ppl dem come a attack yuh over yah yuh wheel up under dem, dem affi draw fi cover like a wounded dawg. A Caah laugh mi juss say fucka Unuh dem draw out met.

  • Met says:

    bubbleup dat nuh seh mi nuh easy fi shame u nuh know people do nuff tings when dem get nervous and coward :hammer but mi nah walk up ina no situation my heart weak I will faint and get up back n kill someone no ma’am

  • Den seet deh read Kremmy comment mi tell yuh she’s a x gang member.

  • Kremlin4life says:

    3gb u wah see me how me wrap inna the Dutti bed linens PON the closet floor, I’m 5ft. Wen him n gal come him put in porno n them she start smoke har weed the way me mad me well waan jump out a the closet cau I can see thru the mirrored closet door but them Caan see in. One piece a sucking Gwan them homegirl tek out a dildo n start fuck him a deh so me come out all police get involve cau a di iron weh work the jack FI di car me use beat him. Gal call police wen them reach the 2 dem naked n pan d grass at 12 mid day FI neighbor see, 3gb tha day Deh me go jail cau me mash dem up although them get some licks in me never care cau him a batty boy. It tek me 2yrs before me coulda tek a next man cau me couldn’t cope all shrink me mother send me go , cau every time me c him me ready FI war again

  • Kremlin4life says:

    Yes bubble I’m n ex gangbanga but I didn’t choose to b, I got molested as a child so I have a suspicious mind towards ppl but I’ve changed a lot because of my kids who r teenagers.

  • Met says:

    kreemmy pulllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllup…wey u seh tek out dildo fi do wha?

  • Kremlin4life says:

    Yes met dildo

  • Met says:

    but how she so bright a come sex ina people place?

  • Kremlin4life says:

    Me Nuh think him did shame the way me shame cau d whole neighborhood knew after that day

  • Quiet Storm says:

    Baxide Kremmy!!!! All dildo???!!!! No sah, mi wudda fuk him up wikid wikid….Wat a nawsy friggah

  • Tuh rass how mi fi get dis yah one mi fren man a gih are bun inna last yr and mi guh follow are trail di man and can I tell you mi fren man and di girl well a come outta car a when wih reach pon di girl block, they went in the house suh me and mi fren juss circle and woppy back wid a bat di way wih nervous wih a try buss di car glass inna speed would di damn glass bruk mi juss call it a nite and say I’m leaving a don’t know what happen when shi drop mi off. A hope dem Naah read oh lord cause mi hear say are man live pon jmg.

  • No Joke says:

    :matabelo Kremmy dat wudda mash up anybody medz!!!

  • Kremlin4life says:

    Met gal have all me work schedule n know how inna me house look weh color sheet Deh pan me bed me Nuh stop beat har all me BFF get har ass buss, cau the gal n she go the same salon n a chat me.

  • 11:27 kremmy______________________________________________ no words what a dutty man a Mek gal fuck him wid dildo mi Nuh wha mi woulda duh mi woulda muss faint Kremmy yuh heart trang mon.

  • Met says:

    she did deserve dat beating she too out of order

  • Anonymous says:

    back in the days mi did deh wid dis bwoy, mi notice certain time a night no matter how him phone ring him nuh ansa it..mi wid my fass self wait till him fall asleep n search him phone..don’t say a wrd, mi notice say the same number eva a call him. About 2 weeks mi call the number, low n behold a woman ansa de phone, mi tell her mi his a sales rep n mi company promoting a new line product, rass no hesitation she give mi her address n apt number.mi say my man come home dress up n tell me him goin ova him uncle house, mi trail him rass n go str88 ova her apt kick off the door, beat out him rass n trash her apt..lawd mi do some stupid things ina mi 20s

  • Quiet Storm says:

    @Kremmy,
    So sorry to hear that u were molested as a child. Hope u got the help you needed.

  • Met says:

    u seh u a sales wha? :hammer

  • Ok Kremmy sorry to hear that,mi coulda tell by the name and how yuh talk still, a wonder if mi can tell the numbers fi di lotto…scratching mi head.

  • Kremlin4life says:

    No joke my mind Nuh too stable I’ve gotten help but I tend harbor things inside

  • Well gentle ppl my love goes out to each and everyone have a blessed night and may you all live to see tomorrow. GN allll!

  • I meant I could tell you were a gang member by the name and the way you talk** I don’t think a stated that comment correctly it can be misconstrued.

  • Kremlin4life says:

    That’s y me love JMG cau it’s my outlet unu teach me how to express myself without putting my hands on ppl. :peluk Simply, Met, No joke, Puerta, bubble, Sweet, f.p, DWRL, Kunta, earl, d Skeng, candy, lipstick, lundun unu teach me a lot

  • Met says:

    kremmy most people that are molested tend to do that ..ur mind couldnt be stable with the molestation and seeing that wid di man…for me I would have the shakes for a long time when mi get weak i get shaky bad bad

  • Met says:

    night bubbleup :peluk

  • Kremlin4life says:

    Neva took u wrong bubble

  • Anonymous says:

    sales [email protected]….every time I memba it mi laff

  • Anonymous says:

    sorry for the typos,, am using a tablet n it very slow

  • No Joke says:

    That’s good Kremmy….yuh have an outlet rite on dis wall fi e :peluk xpress yihself. And its good yuh nuh mek yuh past determined who you are today. Hats off … :peluk

  • simplicity says:

    :peluk kremz

  • Kremlin4life says:

    Thanks no joke

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