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END OF YEAR POLLS

Hey guys December is a few hours away and you know we do polls every year , not only are they funny but with each post I would like to think each and every person learnt something. This year, I would like to know from you what posts you want elected. How long have you been on JMG , how many people have you encourage to read and most importantly what did you learn here this year?

197 Responses to END OF YEAR POLLS

  • Cindy Royal says:

    Been ere since 09. Yes, mi encourage all a mi uptown frens dem fi read it (a swear 1 a dem always a complain bout di patwa) lol & some biz associates. Mi was a bad Metter dis yr suh a doe know which post to elect. JMG mek mi laugh more than anything else, which is y I love it cuz wid all di seriousness inna di world we need laughter to sooth wi nerves, heart & mind.

  • Met says:

    Cindy den she nuh si patwa and hear it everyday a ja? a wha do dem people yere man

  • Cindy Royal says:

    Afta mi not looking Met. Weh day shi a ask mi bout weh shi can si di video a di Utech beating? Mi seh di usual place, JMG. Hear har bout shi doe undastan wat ppl saying wen dem commenting, suh mi haffi seh if a di video shi wah si or wah? An tell har fi guh find it sumweh else den. Mi nuh know weh dem a badda mi fah, wen dem undastan mi perfectly wen mi talk which is mostly patwa unless wi uptown uptown kmt.

  • london5948 says:

    As a JMG member and blogger, I have come to the realization that none of us r immune to being put on the pink walls, walls. The world is a small place becah it look like peepers, bloggers and eyns’ share a common ground becah most of us might kno or hear off the person being discussed. I have learnt that on JMG u can’t b to critical, and, everyone has a voice. I do kno dat most of the regular bloogers, incliding myself, hav and share a wealth of information, and that’s y I love Jmg.com :selamat :2thumbup :kr

  • simplicity says:

    i have been a member since 3:50pm today so i’ll just read on

  • Anna says:

    Well I’ve been peeping for about 2 years and after de Yendi post in January I think I started posting because me know indept things about dat dey situation so me say let me speak up, jmg is like my other indenity all I have to say is if dey only knowwwwwww lmaooo, my job is hectic no rass and being on jmg makes my days go by quicker, me laugh sometimes till tears running down me face, I can’t tell the people I work wid to come pun here because dey nah go understand nada, but all my peoples are on here daily because of me although dey don’t post and they all log on everyday at dem jobs, I want to elect de vegas and shelly post dat de was histrieee, as for you met me nah know yu but me know yu know me but me luv yu bad :peluk

  • Cindy Royal says:

    Simplicity :hammer Mi come yah come si yuh lol

  • Met says:

    thank u Anna :peluk

  • Met says:

    londyyyyyyyyyy :peluk

  • Met says:

    Cindy wey u seh she seh???????? u know mi nah :ngakak dem allergic to patois man bout cyaa understand

  • WildBill says:

    Met, the patwa is very difficult to read. Talking and listening to it is easy, but “we” not accustom to reading it, so for some of us, it is very painful, especially with so many different versions of spelling the words and the fact that some people just don’t do it “right”. I like to write in Standard English, since I can do it faster and don’t have to look up the correct spelling for some patwa words.

    I started reading your blog about 9 months ago and like the stuff you did on Dudus and from the Trial Transcript (re: Cowboy, etc.). Really good stuff and I don’t know if you will be able to top those threads. Don’t care much about the Suss topics, since I find very negative and serve no useful purpose but to tear-down people. There are other topics that you will not find anywhere else on the Net and so I will continue to read. BTW, I found your site by googling a certain topic and your site was the only hit I got!

  • .... says:

    I just recently started posting but I have been peeping for a while… since Donna & the duffle bag & then I became hooked sake a di dramas that have been unfolding about people I am familiar with. Met you have saved me from associating myself with some people so I have endless gratitude fi dat. Vegas I think tek it cause it was up to the minute & the fact seh other international sites came on here to get the scoop says alot. Thanks JMG for being one of the few if not the only site that is diverse and not jus gossip, Met you have a talent & I hope nothing but success for you! Thanks for the hilarity well loved!!! Metters there are none like unoo!

  • A YA SO NICE says:

    WELL MI A NEW COMER, AND I LOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE JMG IT MAKES ME LAUGH IT MEK MI CUSS WI ANOTHER MORE TIME IT ALSO HAS SOME TOUCHING MOMENTS. WHEN MI WAKE UP MI SEY THANK YOU LORD TO SEE ANOTHER DAY, BUT MI CANT WAIT TO REACH WORK FI SEE THE LASTEST GOSSIP MI NAH LIE MI LOVVVE DI MIX UP BADDDD. I TOLD PEOPLE ABOUT THE SITE, BUT THEM A GWAN LIKE THEM NA COME PON YA NOT EVEN LOOKING ON THEM. MET WHEN THEY WERE TRYING TO MESS WITH YOU GOOOD UP SITE A STRESS IF THEIR IS NO JMG MI NO KNOW HOW MI A GO MANAGE LOVVVE IT! MET YOU WILL HAVE TO REFRESH OUR MEMORIES WITH TOPICS SO WE CAN VOTE.

  • OBSERVER says:

    I’ve been a peeper since 09′ and a regulah since 11′. I hav not encouraged nobaddi fi read caz mi miself deh pon a hideout n mi wa tink mi learn ow fi read from Mr. Anderstants n mi become a gud rida ( :tkp ) becaz a sum a di posts dem n mi learn seh ppl hav thin skin mor time yeps ooo i tink dat is it

  • Met says:

    Wildbill I understand that and its true you do have to get used to the patois and it becomes easier after that..I do try to keep the information on here diverse because learning is the key to everything..The suss brings the readers and the readers bring different views and more information. It is a cycle and a sequence of topics/events that keeps the ball here rolling

  • Cindy Royal says:

    There’s no right or wrong way to spell in Jamaican patois Bill. As a rule (my rule anyway), spell it like how it sound & as for pronunciation, just put the syllables together & you’ll be good.

    Ooo ooo ooo Metty! I can tell u sumting weh mi learn! lol Most odda suss sites, media & articles r taking it right from JMG. LOL

  • Met says:

    thank u so much dotty :peluk

    yaso niceeeeeeeeeee mi si yuh and mi haffi go dig fi di topics agen some a dem all delete to eno I think we have a new category dis year…hottest bun fi di year

  • Met says:

    Cindy dem do mi bad wid di teefing this year but 2013 I do hope to get much better because I have fully gotten the hang of things with God’s will and help

  • A YA SO NICE says:

    WHAT I HAVE LEARN FI DI SHORT TIME I’M ON HERE, IF YOU COME WITH [email protected], DONT EXPECT CURRY FAVOUR CAUSE MOST OF THEM ON HERE THEM TELL YOU THE TRUTH IS EITHER YOU ACCEPT ARE KEEP MOVING AND I LIKE IT. NEXT THING IF YOU HAVE MANNERS AND YOU MESS UP WITH YOUR SPELLING LIKE MI SELF YA THEM WILL CORRECT YOU.

  • Met says:

    :maho dem real bad wid di correcting and nuff time who a correct a mek mistake same way dat is so annoying…………but di spelling is what mek mi laugh more time eno lol

  • Cindy Royal says:

    By the way WildBill, I’m on here long enough to be able to say, suss on here is not just about tearing ppl down. Metters are harsh & we don’t mince words, but I can tell u, many children now know their mothers better because the Metters move to them so hard they have had to change their wayward, neglectful ways. Some hype & popular potential sperm donors are now fathers to their children because they were blasted on her. In that breath, some men have dodged jackets (u must know what that means) because of JMG. Some people have even been able to avoid potentially catching stds/stis too lol. So my view on JMG is, don’t block your mind to posts made here (kinda contradictory coming from me, bcuz certain posts based on the negativity I associate with them I don’t even look at), but I’ve been here long enough to know the suss post is not all about tearing ppl down.

  • Met says:

    same so Cindy u nuh si seh groupieville mash rite dung? who nuh have store a look sumting outa life

  • LUNDUN says:

    been a peeper since dec. 2010 and a blogger since dec 2010.

    found out about jmg from fassbook.

    my best topic of the year do far is the thread bout dudus, jim brown and di shower posse weh get bout 2000 comments.

    my second favorite that i can think of is di ‘wata king’ post…..i laugh 4 days wid dat one.

    mi encourage ppl openly fi read jmg but not personally cuz mi a hide. mi a hide cuz mi mouth no partial an mi no want di ppl dem beat meeeeeeeh!!!

  • Met says:

    lundun u know u nuh heezie :tkp

  • Cindy Royal says:

    Jesas Christ Met, dem mek mi proud di way dem draw up demself an dem front an stawt duh sumting constructive wid dem life. Mi naw lie, mi proud man.

  • Met says:

    But mi waa bus out di thousands of men whey read jmg has more male than female readers :nohope:

  • .... says:

    dwl groupieville, JMG program for wayward groupies

  • Met says:

    Cindy all a dem everyone a dem a do something and change..Mi proud tuh man..All these girls so pretty a live ina one nasty circle not headed anywhere …sleeping with so many diseased men dem neva did a keep track

  • LUNDUN says:

    di biggest ting i ave learnt from jmg is that i LOVE JAMAICA AND MY JAMAICANS

    mi couldn’t and wouldn’t want to be no odda nationality!!!!!!

    wi funny

    wi real

    wi ave problems and bad ways like every odda nationality, but weeeeeeeeee ave more swagg wid everyting wi do.

  • Met says:

    dotty dem did a gwaan real bad ina groupieville..from one entertainer to the next…one set a men and girls a go from one to the next..herpes and yeast infection nuff nuf

  • Met says:

    lundun out culture is rich and beautiful and a dat nuff people hate wi fah lol…patois is so lovely that u write it and ketch ina spirit and if u translate it to english nuh laugh nuh bus…wi culture nice

  • good girl gone bad says:

    Well mi deh yah from inception, when there use to be only two or three ppl commenting on a topic dwl (soci, met, some eyn’s, lmfao, n more after). From di groupie stories about the artists (kartel n bounty) to di blogger who went mad (nah call no name). Met yuh know seh mi go look pon di blogspot a few months ago and it was still there, looks weird now that the site is so new lol

    Topics that should be nominated are: Most definitely the Dudus topic that ganered almost 2000 comments (monumental), Lefrak, and LA topic (omar and “unknown” dh man)lol. I was on a hiatus for the beginning part of the yr so i cant speak on early 2012 topics. Mi learn JMG have more schizos than the in the whole US, not to be too judgemental and now know everything is not black and white. Ppl have all sorts of reasons for doing what they do. Dont think mi coulda ever lef out JMG…

  • good girl gone bad says:

    more men than women met???? Wah yuh nah seh…dem ah hide an peep! Come out Come out wherever u r!!

  • Espute says:

    Jmg a mi breakfast lunch and dinner.I dont remember when i started to blog but one thing I’m sure of i have learn alot. Careful a who u call u friends,politics,world news and lots of drama..I have learn to respect each other views. One thing i try to avoid when i travel is fimiyaad and nickfotowork cause i dont want to reach on jmg..I love all of the blogers because each of dem have I sense of humor…The amount a ppl mi tell bout jmg when dem cause what’s it all about

  • Espute says:

    Mi just seh log on and u will know dem all addicted.I love J.m.G

  • Met says:

    Yeah man 3g it deh deh same way no comment pan di rest a u comment no sor :maho

  • OBSERVER says:

    dem naw hide caz as dem name call dem loud up fb

  • Espute says:

    Ask

  • ezQues says:

    i have learned that humility is SACRED-the hype life comes with a HUGE downfall. never fails .

  • .... says:

    Trus mi mi know Met but a di word mek mi a pop up. All weh gwaan still mi jus tink dem progress & more particular who dem groupie to & see that them a get old & pickney deh yah so the entertainers were just a launchpad. So now dem a mek sure if dem a do dem ting dem a benefit from it.

  • Well mi JUS cum bout yah but I want fi tell yuh how I get fi cum bout yah….I deh sumwhey one day and ah BIG man forward pon the scene and ah seh so an so mek the PINK WALL..so mi turn and seh to him, ah wah name so…him seh to me..yuh deh pon computah every dey, jus move from yah bout wah name PINK WALL…so mi jus shut mi mouth…cum ah mi yard and Google PINK WALL…mi nuh see nuthin..so mi call one ah mi HYPE fren and ask him ah wah name PINK WALL…him seh JMG and mi deh yah ever since cuz mi luv the COMEDY…my interest in life is PEOPLE AND THE STUPID TINGS THEY DO AND AH YAH DEM DEH….THIS IS JMG COMEDY CENTRAL…..AND THE MUTHA/ VEGAS SKIT AH THE BIGGEST SUSS FI ME SO FAR, DAT SHIT WAS HILLARIOUS …..AND MI LUV METTY BAD!!!

  • OBSERVER says:

    tel yuh seh nuff man deh dan ooman deh ya :)

  • WE NEED SOME CHANGES FI 2013 THOUGH METTY….. the option fi yuh pic pon the comment should me made available….nuh body nah hide like ah me and me nuh fraid ah dem cuz dem hafi find me furst….and even den it nah so easy fi dem…cum agen…living la vida loca…. :gila:

  • OBSERVER says:

    guh c ppl all weh name adam hav up a ladi name eve pic :cd

  • yoko says:

    Ive been a pinky blogger for yrs……. i dont kno exactly wen was my first time as its been so long, i used 2 jus read and laugh until one day i jus started typing.
    JMG addi bestest fi every kinda topic bcoz di bloggers always interact even if its jus 4 a laugh but we do kno wen 2 b serious..

    i have no idea wat would be my most fav topic bcoz theres been a few over the years, but i enjoyed the dudus topic bcoz i learnt alot about ppl i only heard about growing up.. for many yrs i neva knew what dudus looked like but since his capture i got 2 c di lil short fugly mug dat he was.. and the kind of person he truly was. Also the gangter topic was a good read ……….

    SO BIG UP METTY ALWAYS, JMG WILL FOREVER SHOTTT

  • Met says:

    yoko :peluk

  • Met says:

    rudie mi nah luk lol

  • cool heat says:

    I’ve been a peeper from 2011 and now JMG is like my morning coffee, after working and then going to school the site relaxes me , sometimes I laugh till I cry. What i love about the site is that it brings to the forefront the whole heap of bullshit that some of these people have to do to maintain their so called celebrity lifestyle and it makes me more committed to continue with my education cause dance, swag and hype makes no sense. I also love the good morning devotion . I introduced my mom and sis to the site now every thing for my mom is “this is histrie”,” rostah” and “from since I was birth”. I love JMG bad thanks Ms Meth lol

  • OBSERVER says:

    mi need a w-2 form please n tenx

  • LUNDUN says:

    my funniest bloggers are simply, met, zerva, luv trace (i miss her) and willie minaj/ little willie.

    di bloggers i learn the most from and will neva diss all when dem a chat shit are serenity, sweets, belly bang, met, jules, ms wickedness, kunta, simply, bev, cindy royal and i’m sure a few others.

    di bloggers mi look forward to reading dem comments a day time are zerva( of course), simply (but must), met, any blogga from philly, tawkchet, dwrcl

    di blogger mi miss di most is luv trace

    di bess ting met eva put pon jmg…….di dislike button of course, dat mek mi laff more ime when deer is nuttin fi laff bout. it maaaaad

  • OBSERVER says:

    cool heat :)

  • Met says:

    lundun u lef out blissy eno…and mi know a figet

  • Met says:

    cool heat :peluk

    mi fren tell mi lastnight har family memba ask har if she eva log on an jmg ..mi and har laugh because if dem eva know ooo

  • OBSERVER says:

    lundy yuh miss out 1 name but wol dis mum :kiss

  • Met says:

    rudie when mi look pan mi tracker and si whey people google fi reach pan yah…u mean u a one a dem? lol a whole heep a dem google pinkwall and groupie.net mi nuh know how dem nuh lost pan di www

  • Met says:

    mi miss luv trace to a fault har mouth really bad lmaooooooooo

  • Met says:

    zervah mi nah :maho

  • OBSERVER says:

    a jmg y mi download google chrome caz nutten neva gwaan wid safari

  • yoko says:

    mi de yah sameway mumma……..
    always affi get mi daily fix, if mi miss anyting mi play ketchup

    :cendol

  • Met says:

    yoko a das y mi hardly post nothing pan weekend because people always a read all late a night buttttttt di man dem whey a read ina groups of 4 and 5 mi woulda like know if dem nah come comment…big up my regular reader Mr. Tony Matterhorn whey full a manners and very respectful and only bad pan stage :maho

  • yoko says:

    yes obs yuh comment @ 5:18
    mi tink a did me alone dwllllllllllll all xplorer used 2 gimmi prablem
    mi glad wen mi discover chrome.. adi best search engine by far

  • LUNDUN says:

    yes met how could i…….. a juss di odda day mi a seh a long time mi no si blissy. bliss is a legend round here.

    met mi ave sumbady else weh mi did like on here but can’t remember her name, i think she american, and she hate when ppl talk bad bout di gays.

    zerva how could i forget quena and har sarcastic self.

    mi no care weh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooobody want seh, i’m a jmg addict and proud!!!

  • Me says:

    I have been a loyal peeper for a while and have encouraged a few select people to read because you have to be careful because dem same one might accuse you of sending in stories. I am especially partial to the Florida stories because I know 95% of the people. I definitely love the site and think that it is informative. I love the gossip of course but also the scriptures and Dear Taiwo. I can’t believe some of the things these women go through. THE BIGGEST THING I HAVE LEARNT IS THAT NONE OF US ARE IMMUNE TO THE PINK WALL, ESPECIALLY IF YOU GO PARTIES! You never know who laugh with you and don’t like you and will use the pink wall to shame you.

  • Met says:

    lundun a My Name Is u mussy a talk bout mi…I miss her a lot but she want a big welcome back when she come like whey belly bang get a dat she seh :nohope:

  • Yeah mi ah one ah dem baby…but ah nuh nuthin..mi reach and deh yah now fi stay….ketch mi daily dose of reality gone bad…. :hammer

  • Met says:

    rudie mi haffi tek dat talk deh because some a dem life is dat ..REALITY GONE REALLY BAD PAN DEM :maho

  • yoko says:

    @ metty 4 n 5 mumma?? blozenaut dedddddd

    yow mi hate sey mi de suh far bcoz wen me asleep di res a worl a blog away,
    but sumtimes it nice mi still coz wen mi rise or jus de home mi get fi ketchup
    pon di topics dem BEFORE yu dash out ni nxt day..

    su wey yu sey big up di big bawd selektor.. maggie dawta?

    hey matty *waiving*

  • Met says:

    Me what I learn is that people who say they are friends are real life enemies hiding behind the veil of friendship

  • :ngakak :ngakak ….YUP

  • LUNDUN says:

    yesssss met, wat a way u know u bloggers, she same one ooooo

  • yoko says:

    nite nite ppl

    mi kno it early n a wknd but i n i tiad

    goodnite n bless up

  • TOO BAD FI DEM CUZ MI NUH KEEP FRIEND…..MY FRIEND IS MY $$$ AND MY TOOLZ……DEM NEVAH LET ME DOWN YET…..AS BOB SEY “MAN TO MAN IS SO UNJUST” AND MI SEE AND LEARN DAT EVERY DAY……

  • Met says:

    Lundun my name is a one a mi fav…she is very straight forward and when she done talk she done I love that..she nuh cuss today and den come back and waa keep up the fuckery she talk and keep it moving…She a nuh Jamaican and u nah go si she put down Jamaicans I like her

  • Met says:

    Yoko mi haffi big up Matterhorn a mi fren now ooooooooooooooo …As to di man dem a read people tell mi and mi si fi miself one day one bag a man tan up a talk bout one a di topic dem pan yere u know I walk like my stoosh and doe know what dem talking bout lmaoooooo

  • LUNDUN says:

    met jah know, jmg is an eye opener wedda wi want to admit it or not, cuz a yah so mi sidung an read sum comments and know it a cum from frens of the person being blasted.

    dats why mi glad how mommy grow mi, no ave no bag a fren, keep only one or two, but idealy keep none.

  • ONLY “YOUR FRIEND” KNO YOUR SECRET….. SO ONLY DEM CAN REVEAL IT…. MI WALK ALONE DO MI DIRT ALONE….

  • Met says:

    yoko di ladies hide and read and di man dem read ina di open mi fren seh har husband know bout what deh pan yah more dan she and when she nuh deh bout him call him fren dem and bruck whey ina di suss

  • Met says:

    rudie dem wicked mi nah lie …I mean yes u can talk but some a dem go down ina di people dem fridge bottom fi dem business and das bad…like dem will seh ‘gwey whey day when u did hungry and go a clinic fi x ” dat is bad as a friend..but I respect the ones that come here n seh a mi fren she wrong fi do so n so and people fi tek time wid har ray tay..but di one dem whey dash out…I fraid a dem

  • Met says:

    night yoko

  • Met says:

    lundun dem good ooooooooo more time dem link mi via email and met ooo dem like mi vibes and di same day a few mins dem come pan yah come done mi and den email mi back like a nuh dem lol

  • Met says:

    Some a dem come yah and cuss demself n den come to mi n complain seh people a cuss dem…and tell lie seh people a seh dem a met and a dem mi si type it wid mi two eye dem ..I kid u not..some breed a tings mi si from my end ..mad ppl

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    mi nominate
    shellian 2012 hottest bun n lowlife
    saw 2012 mad ppl
    dudus/showa 2012 historical post
    mr anderstandts n scamini 2012 funniest (plus nuff more mi caan memba now)
    LA battyman rim out 2012 nasssyest n most delusional
    philistines 2012 most topics ina wan

    jmg frm 09 an mi naaaah guh nuh weh learnt sooooo much frm suss to politricks to cellulite treatments to hair products too much to name

    met all metters regulas peepas haters :peluk

  • sexiiiid says:

    Mi deh yah from September 2009 and current..
    blog sometimes but read every day and laugh.

    Di bounty killa post mek mi laugh when PRICELESS come cuss..

  • Met says:

    kiaaaaaa :peluk
    mi dus order fi mi soap from di cellulite soap seller man whey day tuh eno lol

  • LUNDUN says:

    met u neva si when 3gb seh jmg ave more schizo dan di worl of america

    ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________

  • Met says:

    lundun and a di truth but not di regular regulars eno

  • Quiet Storm says:

    Howdy doo Met and Metters
    Been on JMG since bout 2010. Luv di Sundeh Sex topics :sorry an lately di TGIF one dem.

    Met mi luv how yuh hongle di Barkey suss is a shame……Nuh odda website gi di suss like how yuh dweet!! Accurate to di “T’

    My favorite blogger is none odda dan our dear SIMPLICITY.

  • Quiet Storm says:

    Oh, ah nuff ppl mi refer to JMG but all dem waan fine out is mi blogging name (hi Mr. Menshan) :hoax

    Met mi ah goh beg a name change again soon yeere? lol

  • Met says:

    QS :tkp

  • london5948 says:

    y I love jmg. I’m on the train reading a topic and its me dat ah buss outta laff. Some of my best outbursts have been right here on JMG, some of the commenters should tekup comedy bcaw oonu really av ah sense of humour and a vivid imagination. I have learnt that u can’t come roun ere like nuh dancebat, caw we will che :peluk ck oonu grammar n diction an kno oonu level of education, I myself try to remember to spell check. Adda :rose: dan dat JMG doe discriminate. Me barn ah Brixton an can verbalize patois, read and write in patois, an me barn ah Englan, but fi me heritage, culture, bloodline, and :peluk :2thumbup name is 100 percent Jamaican, and I’m proud of that. JMG affords me the opportunity to voice my opinion anonymously

  • Met says:

    londy :peluk
    mi neva know u nuh bawn a ja eno…u good hee :tkp

  • MsUniqu3 says:

    MI DEH YAH SINCE BLOG DAYS N YU KNOW MI LOVE IT MET ALL WHEN DEM THROW MI IN HERE AND DERE MI CANT LEFF OUT OVA YAH, A FI MI PLACE

  • soap opera says:

    my sisters told me about the site in 2010 n i never left. i love met, love the bloggers, feel like family when i don’t feel well like today i just log on n i know i will smile about something. Keep up the good work.

  • good girl gone bad says:

    @met awrite i wont talk about the crazy ppl anymore! :shutup:

    U know ah tru ting bout di males! Mi have one fren and mi know seh him come pon di pink walls but him always ah try deny it. Him slip up one day and talk bout one ah di post dem, but mi nuh mek him no wiser! Probably all ah read now and have jmg inna him favorites lol

  • Nuni says:

    Been peeping since ’10 start commenting 1 n 2 times in 11′. I love this site….I’m not a regular in dancehall so because of JMG when I go out and certain people introduce themself to me I know to cut the convo short and walk away. I also appreciate the biblical posts and the current events.

  • Met says:

    :peluk thank u soap opera

  • Met says:

    Nuni :kiss

  • sweet says:

    ME DEH YAH FROM 09, FUSS AS SC, THEM PIRATE ME NAME. AN ME WHEEL AN COME AGAIN AS SWEET. BWOY SO MANY TO NOMINATE. SHOWER POSSE DAT BRING BACK MEMORIES, SIRIAN, MACKA, ANN AN DAUGHTER. THE CONCUBINE SHELLIANN AN VEGAS. TOO MANY TO NAME, WHAT I HAVE LEARNED ON JMG THIS YEAR IS JUST HOW VICOUS AND BAD MIND SOME PEOPLE CAN BECOME.

  • Met says:

    sweet u know dem teef u name now but mi know when is u and when a nuh u

  • Fyahwife says:

    Join earlier this year
    Mi hair dresser put mi on to it and I love it and been hooked since
    Tell people bout it
    Met. Regulate straight and some of the meters are Hillarious
    Pink wall is where it’s at
    # 1 post – Shelliann and Vegas a di biggest post
    # 2 dudus cousin post
    # battyman a cali whey a send di text and get busted
    Mi learn the good bad and indifferent

  • sweet says:

    @MET, A SO DEM ROLE NO ORIGINALITY, SORRY MANNAZ, GOOD EVELINN.

  • Met says:

    fyahwife dat la post mi feel it bad..at first I thought it was fake but to the line a talking whey did a gwaan mi seh no man

  • Met says:

    Evening sweet…todeh mi si simply lashup one a dem wid di name ”tawkchuet” and a tawchuet is here already a teef dem teef di name cause di spelling alone give dem whey because a simply call har suh one day n she seh dats di name she a go use..now a next tawchuet surface..is like as dem si smaddy wid di name dem move to it

  • Stargyalsuzy says:

    Dudus post to me was the most informative and interesting topic to me. I have been peeping faithfully since jmg was a blogspot lol

  • MsUniqu3 says:

    the dudes topic open my eyes up wide too

  • Met says:

    stargyal if di tivoli people dem did eva run in and open up without fear wi wudda have so much more fi read but dem fraid

  • MsUniqu3 says:

    i sat and read al the comments when i had time, and some breed a things i was in disbelief

  • sweet says:

    OLE PIRATE DEM, SOME FI JUSS COME AS WHAA DEM IS, THIEFFIN JANKROW, WHORING DONKEY, LEGGO BEAST, WALKING KINAAWKEY. :travel

  • Met says:

    yes sweet because dat is a simple natural red eye…if dem a go teef dat what else dem wudden tek?

  • MsUniqu3 says:

    jmg mek mi learn alot still mi stop lend out all mi computer cause people tek advantage, one day mi len mi so call fern and she fidget fi close di page when mi leff work and pic it up, mi si har a trace out mi rass pon a post mi not even mek har nuh wiser cause shi a tell mi how shi did a pick up fi mi when a she a dun mi, suh mi just cut off some people. i know she might see this and come trace mi to

  • Met says:

    :hammer

  • MsUniqu3 says:

    dwl @ sweets

  • Smh says:

    Been a peep from the beginning and a comment ocassionaly for about 2 years now. One thing FI sure mi stop enjoy the dancehall scene and stope party so jmg became my guilty pleasure.
    I learned about HIV and the down low shottas in the dancehall community. best posts to me were Ashley puff, Kemar platinum, and showr Posse. I also love how Rosie came and defend her self as well . Also hopefully the lefrak business make a lot of thesepeople change their ways! Also funny was the Candice and John John 9000
    Debacle! Some things are more entertaining when you know the peopl personally. But same way met keep up the good work.

  • MsUniqu3 says:

    met even you teach mi a few things as a young girl, and im thankful even though im going through a hurtful point in my life, the little pointer i got from u meant a lot cause most of the people around me were leading me in the wrong path just because thats whats dem choose. my choice is making me stronger each day even though its still a little hard im holding my grounds

  • Dwrl says:

    “LUK HERE NUH” met a dat mi SEH bwoy a laugh so til tears come a mi yeye especially when him say ( you affi be in shape ) :hammer

  • Dwrl says:

    whaT me leARn AIDS A GO ROUND AND MI NAW CATCH IT!!!!! ahooooooooah

  • Met says:

    thank you uniq3 :peluk

  • Met says:

    Smh thank you :peluk
    Mi love how Rosie handle her thing fi true

  • london5948 says:

    Come on met remember my avatar was the unionjack! By the way u nah git back d avatar dem?

  • NO JUCK MI INNA MI EYE says:

    mi dey yah a peep lickle ova 2 yrs but di way mi read bout some a dem slime yah often mi did haffi start comment a few weeks back ( is like mi know dem 2 bombo, or aah dem dutty lifestyle mi know) lol. Yea ebery chance mi get and di tory sweet, mi affi fawud dat shit to mi fb fi ppl pree. So mi know nuff a mi linky dey yah and a pretend, but mi know how dem type. Mi learn fi no fuq no dancehall bwoy cuz dem fishy, be humble and wuk hard fi wey mi have so mi no affi teeef or tek suck from no gal (likes), mi learn and read and watch di way how mi 1 time praying country jussa crumble b4 mi eye becuz of creed and evil and nuf nuff more tings politriks, disaster, homelessness and to give back if we have it….mi affi say Thanks fi eberything cuz dey site yah keep mi outta nuff trouble!!

  • Met says:

    londy all now ..next year we try fix

  • Met says:

    juk ina eye :peluk

  • Addicted says:

    Hey Met,
    I was introduced to your site by a childhood friend around Jan 11 ( because someone we knew was the main topic that day) I cam on the site and then i called her and said ” what kind of webpage is this you are sending me to read” To be honest i was disgusted with what i was reading at that time.
    Human nature and the little ghetto side take over and i came back a few weeks later and scrolled through your site and saw that their was other topics aside from the “suss”. lol
    I would come on regularly and sit back and watch some of the discussions and not partake in any of the conversation until one day i made one comment.
    Then low and behold i am now the Famous Addicted

  • Met says:

    ____________________________________________________________ addicted im glad u stuck around

  • Met says:

    Di people dem run in and gwaan really bad pan certain topics eno.Philly and La especially

  • Piinky says:

    Big up Met,,, your site been up for years.. I first came on jmg in 2010.. from then i been stuck.. i use to blog alot back den but i blog now and den now cause some a the topic mi nuh know bout.. but mi go through and read.. One thing mi can seh bout jmg is it change my life.. there was one time when the discussion was about abortion and mi post and Met give mi some advice and said some good words and i swear i had blessing from since.. ppl always a seh the site is about bringing down ppl but it up lift me.. thanks met
    My favorite suss was vegas and shelliann

  • Anonymous says:

    Met I memory nuh suh good again,wen u did round suh wen u did jussa start up a bout 2 weeks after dat mi use to peep but mi did :takut fi comment…………mi tun braveheart after Bev,Latty and di rest a foundation sign up,wat year was dat Met?…hands down di dudus drama weh him lobster looking fambily was di topic fi dis year

  • Met says:

    u good ooooooooooo dat was 09 :tkp

  • Met says:

    hi piinky thank you so much :peluk

  • mlikeit says:

    JMG = EXCITEMENT, MIXUP AND BLEND UP, REALITY, SPIRITUALITY, AWARENESS, FACTS AND FICTION, SADNESS, HAPPINESS, LAUGHTER, HOT DEBATE, CUSSING AND ENTERTAINING.

    THE BEST PART I LIKE IS THE DIFFERENCE IN ALL THE BLOGGERS ON HERE, THE REASONED AND SEASONED ONES, THEIR WRITING STYLE AND THE WAY THEY DEBATE. SOME A UNNO FIERCELY PASSIONATE ABOUT ISSUES. AND NUH BODY NAH PRETTIER UP NUTTEN, PEOPLE JUS A SPEAK FI DEM MIND. MILIKEIT, MILIKE JMG AND MET, A QUICK GETAWAY ON YOUR DOWNTIME. KABOOM!!!!

  • BBC says:

    Metty!!! I been peeping for about two years but i start post this year. I don’t post much but trust me nuttin miss me!! I LOOOVE this sight… not only for the drama but I actually do read your spiritual articles on Sunday evenings after watching my CIN. lol! I appreciate the patience and love you show for your fellow bloggers. What I’ve learned? Ive learned that there is an array of different people in this world and we all share different opinions and view points.

    Over all my favorite post would have to be Dudus and Bready! Keep up the great work and I wish you nuff prosperity! It can only go up from here.

  • Met says:

    thank u bbc :kiss

  • Met says:

    milikeittttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

  • Julles says:

    Bossgyal Metty mi late pon dah one yah. Met, mi did a follow you writings fram you did ova big yawd. Den mi buck up eena blogspot fram long time and mi trail backa you like di pied pipa pickney dem till you ketch yasso.

    Dis yah year mi neva online as much, suh mi nuh know too much fi vote fiddi best topic of di year. All mi lawn dis year is dat it nuh pay fi cheat, juss meck a clean break and meck each pawty guh dem own ways.

  • Tweet says:

    I really don’t remember when I first encountered JMG, but my friend is the one who sent me on here…I learn a lot when I come on here- from seeing how some people really live to what can happen when yuh overuse alum,dwl. As for favorite bloggers, too many to name but mi miss Luv Trace bad too cause she kn ow how fi limb up people claat wid dem owna business,dwl. Favorite topics: anything fi do wid Philly. Mi love when di ppl dem come defend demself inna third person and Met just neatly out dem,lol. Mi love di captions and titles Met come up wid, sometimes mi a laugh so hard mi caan read di post itself. Mi love di site cause it is a welcomed distraction, especially when mi have nuff work fi do,lol. Big up yuhsellf Met, you a one a di fairest moderator dem bout di place- if ppl ever kn ow some tings whe drop inna yuh lap and yuh nuh put it pon di wall, dem woulda never believe… :peluk

  • fashiondoll says:

    Big up Met!! Evening family. This site has been my de-stresser when i was unemployed. I use to peep and then started blogging late this year. I love de reasoning and while i dont get fi read all de stories all de time, i keep abreast. Vegas saga is de story of the year

  • loyalpeepa says:

    been a longtime peepa hence the name nuh memba when mi join mi hav wata brain but mi decide fi comment when mi c di stance whe met tek gainst the jamaicangirlsexposed ting which, mi did rate har from den and a my ting dis daily wedda mi comment r not mi cah go a mi bed without peep rite now school a kick mi ass but mi a gi mi brain a break n mi know mi can get a laff rite here my fav topic is omari n di secret undacova buddy sucka most informative mi love the whole dudus ting…..no joke whe mi mojito deh

  • Mama says:

    i found out about jmg in 2010 when i went to Jamaica and a friend of mine introduce me to the website when unnu did run the story wid macka diamond and siran, because she was with siran when he was with macka diamond. Anyways i have bin a faithful reader since but it wasnt until this year i became a active blogger and started giving my opinions on things. Jmg open mi eye to nuff things, especially ppl weh a live dem double life etc. Mi always get a good laugh n a good read anytime mi come here and mi wish JMG was available in mi app market.

  • Met says:

    Jules yuh know a why day mi mind run pan u and seh a wonder if jules a so n so…u good u email mi and doe seh a rerd ooooooooooooooooooooooo tweet :peluk fashion :kiss
    jules mi done wid u as of todeh :nohope:

  • Met says:

    fashiondoll di vegas saga need it own section lol

  • Met says:

    tweet sometimes fi real when mi get di email mi skip ova mi lef dem unopened mi have over 500 ones whey mi nuh badda put up and mi delete nuff because di mailbox full……………….u know seh mi nah lie philly ppl a di best but dem nuh switch up name like di rest a place dem! When a philly topic go up is like di whole a philly roll out u best believe

  • Anonymous says:

    Thank u Met,dat was meee u guessed it..lol….DOUBLEMINT.A nuff time mi see mi schoolmate dem pon ya,from Philly to New york to Florida to jamaica and England and mii shame.God bless u and keep doing wat ur doing

  • Met says:

    Mama u know someone email mi bout di app ting dis morning maybe fi 2013

  • Met says:

    loyal :hammer
    is mojito u really want ina di night yah? as to dat site oh God man and mi still feel a one person a tek di rap fi everybaddie

  • Met says:

    oh doublessssssss wha a gwaan ? thank u :peluk

  • Anonymous says:

    Me just post bout the gov workers a read u blog. Met u know what i would love to see..some Xmas thing on the home page mek me feel like Xmas when me a post. Depression a kill me. LOL

  • loyalpeepa says:

    lawks whe mi love bout jmg is hear mos ppl say dem despise di pink wall till one time mi hear smaddy say dem a look ago pon satiday if dem c sinting pon ya, hear di pink wall rebuka nuh not pon satiday a documentary wait til monday…stick a pin den a how u kno dat true mi fraid fi lose annonimity mi juss a ded wid laff inside jmg to werllllllll!!!!

  • Met says:

    yes mi a go start it this weekend …mi a go put up some boring christmas radio shows..some old carols and stuff..I planned on doing that

  • Anonymous says:

    mi deh yah from 07 ,large up yaself metty mi learn a lot of things from ya site…mi learn not to trust nooooooooo one
    :kiss mi deh yah from 07 ,large up yaself metty mi learn a lot of things from ya site…mi learn not to trust nooooooooo one

  • Brightlight says:

    Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetsyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! :peluk I don’t even know where to begin!!!

    Well let me say first I LOVE JMG! Don’t remember exactly when I began scoping out JMG o how long it’s been but definitely over a year. I found JMG randomly clicking on some link a Jcan tweeted on twitter and when I went to it it was a message board and someone put the ling for Groupie there and I’ve been hooked ever since!

    More so for the informative articles than the suss tho, not to say I don’t enjoy the entertaining suss. I just love when u put up topics about politics, old time stuff like Ms. Lou, but mostly topics about Jamaican culture. I am so proud, as so many of u already know, to be part by blood what I consider the best place on earth, Jamaica!

    For all the bad ways my ppl may have they are so beautiful to me, REALLY AND TRULY MET!! I love Jamaicans. I love to be around my people and listen to them and their colorful style of talk PATOIS!!

    With that being said, I learned how to trace a bit from the lady Metters. I am more yankee than I am Jamaican so go ahead and LOL but I loooooove when JA girls trace cuz nobody can trace like them! It is truly an art form if u ask me! *thank u champion tracer Simplicity. I learn some good shit to say from u to give to some dutty gyal* :angel

    So I know I done typed u to boredom, but I’m not gonna lie, when I join I don’t really remember because it tek a while for me to be brave enough to actually type something and make my presence known. But back then the suss was eeeeextrrraaa hot and entertaining!! The one with the red skin girl and the baller who now lives in London (can’t remember her name?) and she had a baby with him SHE USED TO CMTFU!! That ongoing saga was too much but very entertaining.

    BIG UPS TO YOU METSY BOO!! You’re like a family member to me that I hold in high regards. Big up all the Metters!! Whether we agree or disagree on topics just big up unnu self because all of u contribute to JMG regularly. Sorry for so much typing Metsy I got excited
    :malu

  • Hi Goodnite, I have been an unfaithful member since feb 2011 a peeper from late 09. Maine jmg is a routine after I thank God I’ve lived to see another day,I am here every single day reading but to comment I am not faithful sometimes I just kaint be bothered. Met you already know what time it is. I’ve learnt so much on this site educational wise, frend smart wise, how fi stray whey from certain ppl and this list goes on. Met you have done well with this site and I’ve seen growth and improvement each passing day. May God continue to guide and protect you. Fi who come yah come cuss all fi while say unnuh Mek jmg and wi a dutty bloggers whey sih dung behind computer you would be surprised to know some of our professions as fi some mi Nuh know when Unuh ago learn. Post of the year Mi confuse yah nung.

  • Met says:

    Thank you so much Brightie mi know u love u peeps..mek someone seh something bout Jamaica and all when u nuh type fi days u run in pan dem. The suss has been diluted so much somtimes its depressing but it comes with the territory…people are afraid of sending in stuff because as soon as it lands here the whole world knows and they are afraid of pointing fingers..I would love to encourage people that they have my trust 100% there identities will be kept safe and sound so do not be afraid fi talk up and talk out becauseeeeeeeeeeee a suss wi seh str8

  • Met says:

    u mean 09?

  • As fi you met :peluk

  • Yes I use to peep in 09 a couple times but never really had the interest to be honest because I thought it was boring Nuh kill mi but on 3010 it was official.

  • Anonymous says:

    sorry metty it is 09

  • Mama says:

    Yes met please look into the app thing mi will pay fi download it!!! because mi computer crash and mi just get a new one and bwoy wen yuh nuh deh pon wifi the story dem tek long fi load pon the phone.

  • Little Willie says:

    Mi pitch pon Met wall year an a awf now.
    Welcomed and adopted right off the bat. Tek up wid Royalty and get bunn wid Shawn Sharpe. Oh well, a suh it guh whe yu fass inna DH werl.
    Learned of a totally different lifestyle where delusional night owls tink dey are celebrities.
    Love awf Cindy Royal, ExNix, BrightLight, Serenity. Mad respect to mi two teachers Simplicity and Mamacita. Love guh a Sundeh Skool. Big up Kunta an di real BIGMan !! Skeng yu respect due, but yu fall off di wagon.

  • Quiet Storm says:

    Ppl mi can vouch fi Met 9:44 comment….Truss mi, oonu identity safe. Mi prove it fi misself.

  • EYN says:

    Met, although yu a delete me from de ada day (hmmm wonda why)… yu should categorize de issues being polled. Yu have place many social issues along wid de cayliss ones. De amount a things yu post de vote pon one thing nu sufficent. respek still cause me is a fair person.

  • Met says:

    delete u how?

  • Tawkchuet says:

    It’s been a whole year it has been a great yr as I had just came home new job n a website to keep me company in a sea of unknowns. Great respect for each n every regular blogger love the personalities no matter how far different they all are. Educational wise, street wise n open my eyes too how retched some ppl r living. Met great great job wit everything n the new improvements r mad good, will continue to peep n tawkchuet. Mad love

  • Met says:

    Thank you chuet , bubble, willie………u know mi nah luk pan u willlie mi a go read who else comment but thank you so much guys…Im looking forward to a bigger and better 2013 :peluk

  • Met says:

    Mama I will ask about the app again

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Yep Met bigger n better n we shall Suss out dem backside lmao

  • I have been here since 2009 or before I cant member!

    Use to post but since the baby born been busy but never miss a topic.

    I thank Met and the Metters for opening my eyes on the dancehall scene!

    It was somewhere I might have ended up and Thanks be I am not there!

    I like all the topics, I cant even pick 1!

    I have introduced alot of people in Jamaica, Trinidad, St Lucia, Guyana, UK and USA!!

    Now every minute me a get call from all over a ask me questions! Me affi say me anuh MET!! and I do quote this page alot! 9/10 a yasso the story drop first! or if me want a better understanding of wah really go dung me come yasso!!

    I love all the metters but me missing the MALE METTERS!!! Willie, Bigman…, KGN13 and all d rest a d man dem!

  • ms crimson n cream says:

    i use to post earlier this year under a different name but i then started pledging for a college sorority DELTA SIGMA THETA SORORITY INC………yea im a DELTA :thumbup ………..i really had to do some catching up because i forgot my user name but ever since ive been checkin in everyday just havent post any comments,,,,,,,but imma strt bac wid dis one :selamat ………oooo yea my favorite post is on d dudus saga

  • yoko says:

    wooiiee metty @ 5:33 yu sey yuh tek on yu heels like yuh stoosh
    dwlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

    mek mi gu ketchup……. good mawninn

    metty sen on di link fiddy cellulite soap pls n tonks, yu kno fr wen mi been meanin fi ask but sometimes yu get so caught up ina di suss di lil tings dem tun irrelevant.. but i needs it mumma fi gwaaan werk wid di gyn session mi a plan fi start again…

    metty yu kno mi wake an a pre sey dis poll ting mek mi realise a really far wi come wid di pink wall yah eno, mi memba dem times wen di olddas dem was about.. MS INFO, ANONT, 8ITORLUVIT, BELLY and nuff more

    hailings 2 di original metters dem anywey unnu de…..
    big up di new comers bcoz unnu mek di site a shott sameway

  • SERENITY says:

    Mawning erybady….Metty :peluk
    Mi did run whey fi a day but a read & ketch up…..neva prepare fi this but seet yah

    Mi r a gal whey lub everyting & everybody pon jmg cause mi learn from early out eena life that jus like I appreciate the good….accept the bad…so di ting set

    I been here…

    Metty I wish you success pon top a success pon top a success always
    Mi tell everybody me know bout jmg but na tell dem mi blogging name evn though mi know nuff a dem know.
    Mi people dem who mek jmg xtra special to me is Simply(guns out)…Sweet..Lil Willie…Latti,Anont,Bev,Soci,Obs,Brighty,Blissy,Lundy & Londy…Kunta,Bigman,Rebel,Ispy,13,Skeng,Belly,Southy, Wicked,WNPP,Cindy,Kia,Yoka,QS,Infirm,Milikeit,Nata,PC,DC,Luvtrace….jah know star mi cyaa bleve di people dem who use to mek mi laff mi figet……yah hear mi….big up every blogger…peeper…email senda…haters…di artist dem…& mi groupies dem…most recently di dislike button presser dem…..go chuuuuuuuuue

  • OBSERVER says:

    @ ME 5:23 dats y mi nuh tel a soul fi read dem wi buk up inna di site duss lakka miself oooo

    Hey lundy di name mi a talk is “LUNDUN” :) luv ya chica

  • Met says:

    serenity morning ____________________________________ mi seh di dislike button mek dem feel like dem really winning a cyaa tek it

  • SERENITY says:

    No rosta…smady ledda belt mi….how mi fi figet mi alliance family Highlyyyyyyyyyyyyy(Rodney til di end)….Ms Info…Mamacita…Ms D,Papine Alliance……pls come back….ace(gaza) & oonu know mi woulda still like see a 1 or 3 comment from ?!Landlord?!….gazaman u diss di program but u did play a pawt…insider u too sensitive….Mr Ramgoat doan hold a grudge…a jus blogging,it aint that serious…..1

    Mettyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i r lub u,no homo to di ting

  • Met says:

    Serenity u know u really bad and when u seh di tings ……:nohope: from kartel get lock up dat was di very end of Landlord…. love u too Serenity u done know :peluk

  • OBSERVER says:

    Serene :kiss

  • yoko says:

    renity big up yuhself rostah

    met a JMG wi de ebbrydai an wi nah stop blog yassu bcoz a yah it de

  • SERENITY says:

    Obssssssssssssssss who uuuuuuuuuuuuu,doan know wha metty a go do wid u….a yessiday mi a fly een from a small fly out & a think back when u 1st come on & we a talk bout di observer paper & you think a u we a diss & u just rail up like 10 bad bull & start cuss wi out….neva scared :ngakak :ngakak…from dat mi say,a my kind a people dat deh

    Metty u done know mi a fry head aready…..

    Yoko a u a 1 a di 1st “bri-ish” mi see hold it out wid wi & di time difference nuh hamper u……whorayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy fi jmg :selamat

  • yoko says:

    mi a tell yu renity…….. di bri-ish dem shame mi till mi affi change all mi name
    dwllllllllllllllllllllllll

    nah lie mi past addicted coz all mi frien dem com an sey jah kno my girl yu still log on pon da website de?

    one a dem all sey yooo a wah metty a gwaan wid now?

    di way how she say it mi jus affi laugh star bcoz she luv di suss but caan read di patois 2 good.. ebbry min she ask a wah dem a sey but ongle chu ebbry body spell 2 how dem pronounce.. SHE DID LUV DI BREADY TOPIC GONE 2 BED, mi did all affi search an show ar who name suh

    deddddddddddd

  • SERENITY says:

    Talkechuet & dwrl oonu a shottttttttt…… :2thumbup

    My fav topic a “Showa Posse” but before that,i was Vegas & Shelly….before that it was every other story.
    Confessions shotttttttt

    Mi love when Maggie bwoy did come yah…toya downsound I became a fan…no a fenz…mi start support all the artist dem whey pay metty fi ads causen a so di ting fi set…..but mi jus come back home so mi gone lub up who fi lub up & get some rest yah nung :travel

  • OBSERVER says:

    Bumbo serene yuh memba dat :cd mi shame oooo but a still luv wi hed hawt fram time 2 time but at di end a di daii wi seh stra8 luv n unity roun ere :peluk

  • Nope says:

    Stumbled upon jmg a year or 2 ago because I was on YouTube n I love watching dancehall vids for entertainment , someone say their name I google it, but I was confused didn’t know how to navigate so I left the site alone. Thennnnn I was on another gossip site n they had this page link n I’ve been hooked ever since. Jmg help me in ways you can’t believe… All I will say is my I’d was stolen n one of the everyday jmg scammers had it … Long story …..but I said wait I know this person from jmg lmfao ppl was like that’s crazy… I invite allllll my friends to read jmg every dongle one cause real tears come out my eyes… You guys too funny..the thing learned most was was about dudus n know because of reasons i wouldve never known until jmg ofcraziest post I say Ashley puff with the demons n excommunication from church. Vegas saga.

  • oh,well says:

    I have been visiting your site for a couple of years. I miss the contributions of Luv Trace and Kunta. I know it is foolish, but due to the tone of Kunta’s postings, I could tell he is intelligent and experienced. That gives me hope for some of our conflicted brothers. Posts that I have enjoyed? Any Michie Boo Postings. When I told people about the “cold fowl” business they drop a grung with sweet laughter. I’ve introduced five serious readers to your blog. Thank god I’ve only got a desk top. I could well see myself checking in at work or travel, if not.
    The Dudus postings were brilliant. Took me back to my youth in London when the first “new wave” of Jamaican immigration happened in the eighties. Yes more shots did buss in the dance. But there was sure less “sexual ambiguity” prevalent. Things were more simple and black and white.
    Highclass and any sexual topic. He’s brazen for sure and owns his nyammings. Simplicity scares me through the screen (in a good way). Gary Sherlock any time any where makes me laugh. Wicked, I know, because it’s like laughing at a three legged dog.
    Your blog is brilliant. A good mix of high and low. I also like the fact that you are trying to make the females take the matter out their eye and see that those trifling “down low” men are hiding in plain sight. Thank, you!

  • I miss out on this yesterday, as I was flying to LA. But I enjoyed jmg very much, my cousin told me about it, I started to peep at 1st till I started commenting. I woukd give the Dudus story A+there was a lot of learning about alot of stuff that went down in Ja and here that ppl never knew was happening. I like Michelle buzzer saga when dem post her up here, fi har life is a dirty soap opera. I kindahave a bias when it comes to the confession it a shaat mad good, I would not trade in my day on jmg for nothing, thats my bell full of laugh.Florida ppl as my primary home is there, and I travel alot and think the florida is advancing over many other states. I also love when dh ppl them attack met on sumting she post and we the regular bloggers run eyn pan dem like chang ponlast but not lg Nanny. The story :kr :kr

  • ms.info says:

    deh yah a blog fr august 09….was introduced my a close fren of mine( which is now my biggest enemy) lol..anyway what can i say love and addicted to my jmg till it look bad…jmg has taught me so much about people and life,the good..the bad and the ugly…di first topic weh did really shell dung jmg was ding dong n kenneisha topic OMG LOLLLLL…memba days n nites when wi ‘cyber hungry’ like wah..and bev n anont use to cook up a storm pon di blog, den gi wi milo tea a nite time fi drink lolll…big up di new blogers and peepers, but mi really miss mi LATTY..ANONT..NATA WID MR.HANDSOME..YOKO..BEV….di dudus topic fi get poll fi 2012, mi naah lie mi read n learn some things fr dah topic deh…AUNTY METTTTTTY BIG UP YOSELF DARLING..KEEP DOING WHAT U DOING MY LOVE!! :peluk :peluk

  • MiNuhCareEnuh says:

    Ah long time mi a peep still. But I believe the first post I have read was about dem find Don man Zekes sperm in ah boy dead body…..SO A LONG TIME PEEPING A GWAAN…..but mi decide fe drop a couple lines few months ago and I am :peluk it. I like the humor and honesty of the bloggers. Met TELL IT LIKE IT IS, in my opinion. It was a colleague who told me about this site and after I find it entertaining…all ah mi sista dem weh gwaan like dem shit can mek patty ah peep more dan mi. So 2013, MI REDDY FE C WEH U AH GO BRING…..CrazyMadnessHypeUpTing!!!!!! GWAAN DO YU TING JMG/MET :rate :rate :rate

  • Anonymous says:

    I’ve been a loyal peeper since JMG was just a twinkle in MET eye lol. When some lovely poems used to post and a just J, soci or serenity? (caan member which one now) and a few others. Mi did register and loose mi password but mi still deh yah a look,DWL and watch JMG grow.

  • Foxy says:

    Hey Met, Been here for about a year. Drop in and out. JMG like many have mentioned is a great escape, the same like good music. I am often blown away by the information the bloggers have, I never understand how they know everyone but I think what makes JMG is the bloggers honesty.
    You just cannot pull anything on them. They dissect, interpret, find the evidence and render either justice, most often than not, it’s right.
    I think the Kartel and Dudus conversations were eye opening on many levels for a lot of people and helped to showcase how each is viewed by different segments of the population and the overall effects they have on Jamaicans and particularly the youths in general.
    I was at first turned off by the patois because while second nature to speak, if you’re unaccustomed to it, it’s hard to read. Once you get acclimated, then you just join in because there’s no better way to deliver a punchline.
    JMG can get addictive if you’re not careful. When I first started, I would forget to go pick up my child until last minute and then still be on the phone reading JMG at the traffic light.

  • adwa says:

    well mi is a long time faithful peeper, occasional blogger. here from 09 blogspot days. what i love about jmg is the varied perspective that it offers. between met an di bloggers, jmg gives an exclusive side to stories that cant be found anywhere else and most impressive is the ACCURACY of it all…if it nuh go so, it guh near so. as others have mentioned, jmg covers a variety of topics from politics, suss, history, spirituality, religion, etc. the perspective on these topics can’t be found anywhere else on the web.

    post of the year: dudus (most informative) and breddy (jus some good ol fashion mix up)

    favorite addition: like/dislike buttons

    favorite blogger: triston (his sensitivity to the “feds” issue is straight comedy)

    most valuable service: jmg dictionary (tacksi, evaporate miself, etc…dwl)

    memorable occurence: di return of belly bang and confessions

    least favorite: when “loyal” bloggers turn on met and mek she haffi tek off har draws and beat dem (i hate when met head get hot)

    special shout out: obara (yu talk some tings weh mek di i ponder)

    star of the show: met, bcuz you work so hard and we appreciate everything that you do

  • Met says:

    thank u adwa :peluk u know seh triston mek mi log off and a dead wid laugh :ngakak

  • FREEDOM says:

    I’VE BEEN ON JMG SINCE BLOG.NET DAYS WEN MET COUPLE FEATURES WERE ABOUT LUTON, ANNA-KAY(APPLE FREN) & REBECCA. I WATCHED AS THE SITE GREW AND REGULAR METTERS OUTTED MPOSTERS LOL ESPECIALLY THE BIPOLAR 1’S. THIS STE TO ME WAS BETTER THAN THE OBSERVER BECAUSE EVERYTHING YOU WANTED TO KNOW OR DIDN’T KNOW WAS HERE. THEY SAY YOU CAN SEE A MAN FACE , BUT YOU NEVER KNOW HIS HEART …..I SEE THAT REVELATION PLAYED HERE TIME AND TIME AGAIN. I FREQUENTLY SAW GUYS WHO WOULD TRY TO TALK TO ME IN THE STREETS AND ACT AS IF THEY WERE 1 OF GOD’S MANY DISCIPLES, BUT ONLY IF THEY KNEW I WAS AWARE OF WHO THEY REALLY ARE. I SAW GIRLS/ WOMEN IN THE STREET AS WELL THAT I’D PROLLY PASS, BUT DUE TO JMG I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO SMFH AND AT TIMES AND STARE. I DON’T KNOW ABOUT ANYONE ELSE BUT JMG HELPED ME TO MAKE WISE CHOICES, WHETHER IT BE SUSS OR ARTICLES.

    MET NO LIE MY FRIENDS AND I LOVE YOUR SITE: I COULD HEAR THEM OR MYSELF NOW YUH GUH PON GROUPIE TODEH ….OR IF SOMEONE BUSY OR @ WORK YUH HEAR DEM SEH READ IT TO MI LOL…MY BEST POST ARE THE 1’S POSTED ABOUT BACK HOME. I MIGRATED AT AN EARLY AGE SO IT GIVES ME SOME KIND OF LEVERAGE AND IT MAKES ME WONDER AS WELL IF I WAS THERE WHAT WOULD I BE OR WHOM I’D BECOME.

  • Met says:

    thank you freedom u done know :peluk

  • OBSERVER says:

    freedommmmmmm doah call mi name oooo :ngakak

  • adwa says:

    ur welcome met :kiss

    yes met, triston a sample………….mi seh, di man mek mi kin ova every time wid him “feds” suspicions :ngakak

  • Met says:

    mi seh when him seh feds is like mi can si him a look back a him eno yow lmaoooooooooo

  • FREEDOM says:

    YOU ARE WELCOME MET …………@ OBSERVER IT’S ALL LOVE LOL…….

    :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :peluk

    LUV CHAT MI MISS YUH BAD WHEY EVA YUH DEH YUH KEPT MI INFORM…..A WHO CALL OUT KIMISHA NAME OH GAWD A SHI DID BAD HAHAHAHA WOIEE BOUT YUH DEH A SKOOL, YUH DIS YUH DAT AND YUH KNOW BOUNTY BUSINESS QUITE WELL CAUSE YUH WAS DI #1 STALKER (SIRIAN) OF ALL TIME MNL … RAGGA CLASS YUH FROM LEFT – RIGHT, NORTH-SOUTH AND EVERY WHICH WAY PON DI EQUATOR. BUT MI NAH LIE MORE TIME MI WONDER IF YUH STILL DEH YAH CAH 1 ADDI REGULAR DEM REMIND MI A YUH HAHAHAH MI NAH CALL NUH NAME, BUT ONGLY TIME WILL TELL. :travel :travel :travel :travel :travel :travel :travel :travel :travel

  • No Joke says:

    I have been here since since 2010
    I have been inspired by many “good mornin pos :kiss ts “… Enlightened with the news in the dancehall scene and the world at large .
    This wall has made me laff wid tears in my eyes ….I feel hurt for genuine ppl.
    I have magarita fridays with Kia ….Observer and Loyal…which we enjoy
    Thx Met for creating this site cause it touch me in all areas of my life. BIG UP ALL JMG FAMILY

  • Met says:

    no joke :peluk

  • OBSERVER says:

    freedom and no joke :kiss

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