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WTF AFRICA- JUST PLEASE READ LOL


Kitwe Man Claiming To Be ‘Jesus’ Battered, Left Half Dead after Performing Miracle

By Kasabo Seth Rozell Kalussa

There was drama in Kitwe’s Mindolo township after the Zambian man who claimed to be Jesus, attempted to prove he was indeed the long awaited messiah.
The whole saga came to the fore of national attention when the man first appeared on the TV bemba programme “Chintobentobe” claiming he was the Messiah despite having children & a wife causing national shock & surprise.

And many people thought it was a joke?

The eccentric man later hastily arranged for a “miracle” show where he would prove himself & challenged on-lookers not to be shocked with the miracle they were about to see.

He went on gathered a tray of eggs & later sped off rumming his bicycle in a wall & to the consternation of the huge crowd that had gathered, the delicate eggs were still intact with not even one developing a crack!

He later declared himself the messiah.

Recovering from the ‘blasphemy’ they had just witnessed, the mob later descended on the self-anointed ‘Jesus’ beating him & left him half-dead.

5 Responses to WTF AFRICA- JUST PLEASE READ LOL

  • SERENITY says:

    Smart people…beat out him rass yes…tek big people fi fool :ngakak :ngakak

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    serenity u zeet ‘eggs still intact’ :ngakak tink seh ppl foo fool like him smdh

  • Lady love says:

    dead!!!! tesars loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool !!!!! :mewek2 :mewek2 :mewek2

  • Met says:

    lady love when mi read it mi cudden help but laugh

  • redhotfyah says:

    If him a Jesus as him proclaim to be why did him not rebuke them before the beating. Him should have seen the beating before it happen or preform a miracle to stop them since him claim to be Jesus him should have known everything like the real Jesus who is omnipresent omnipotent and omniscient. Him lucky they left him for the real Jesus to judge him and to preform a miracle to bring him back from a near death experience.I guess wen and if he come back from out his trauma he will say he saw the real Messiah even God.

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