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JAMAICA ROADSIDE BRAWTA



MEK MI START WID DI MIXUP ROUN A CLOCK TOWER PLAZA WID BIG NIKI AND DI RES A GYAL DEM …I DON’T KNOW WHA GWAAN BUT MI GWINE ASSUME WHEY GWAAN………..SUH NIKI AND SOME GYAL BEX CHRUU DEM CYAA GET VENAL AND HIM EYE DEH ELSEWHERE? ONE BAG A SHE SEH SHE NEVA SEH GWAAN AND KAMESHA SHE RUN GO A CLOCKTOWER TO NIKI AND GRAB UP NEARLY GWAAN AND BAY TINGS…MI DUS WAA ASK HOW MUCH MAN NIKI WANT SUH? YUH SEH DI BALLER AND SEH HIM SEH YOU SO WHY YUH A CARRY FEELINGS FI VENAL? YOU AND YUH LIKKLE SLAPPA FREN DEM WHEY A FALLA YOU WHEY VENAL DONE SLAP OFF AND DOE WANT……….?

MI HAFFI CLEAR UP SAW AND MACKA TING NOW……….. IN ALL HONESTY SAW DID NOT RECORD A SONG FI MOUTH MACKA, DI SONG WAS RECORDED LONG BEFORE NOW…IT JUS RELEASE DAS ALL………………..BUT DI PEOPLE DEM SEH SAW AND MACKA WERE INDEED GOOD FRIENDS UNTIL MACKA BUS AGEN FEW YEARS AGO WHEN SHE DO BUN HIM AND START GET MORE SPOTLIGHT INA DANCE DI PEOPLE DEM SEH ALL KINDA TINGS START TALK UP AND AND MACKA HEAR BACK AND DEM STOP TALK……SUH ROAD A SEH DEM NUH KNOW IF MACKA A LOOK A HYPE OR SHE REALLY TIRED A DI TINGS BUT DEM SEH IF SHE DID WAA DONE SAW RERSE SHE COULD AND ME A WONDER IF DERE IS MORE TO COME! EITHER WAY ITS ALWAYS THE SAME SHIT WITH FEMALES IN DANCEHALL…THEY SPEND A LOT OF ENERGY HATING AND PUTTING EACH OTHER DOWN THAN ACTUALLY SEEING ABOUT PUTTING OUT GOOD MUSIC………DEM SEH MACKA TEK DI TINGS SERIOUS DEM SEH SHE WALK WID HAR LADY WHEY RESPANSIBBLE FI CUTTING AND CLEARING : :mahongintip

108 Responses to JAMAICA ROADSIDE BRAWTA

  • Cindy Royal says:

    I have no doubt dat Saw have some dutty ways bout har, but y Macka neva address dem yrs ago, shi choose now wen di ooman inna all sawt a stress fi a attack har, an guh way beyond low wen shi a dash di woman fertility issue inna har face. Coward, low bitch. Di whole a dem a fight fi prove who a di biggest inna Jamaica’s dancehall scene an dem bayly a get noticed internationally. Weh fiwi Rihanna deh??? Cuz if it wasn’t fi di Marleys, Shaggy & Sean Paul holding di fort fi wi now musically wi wudden a seh squat. Di whole a dem need fi stop watch dem 1 anodda an mek some good music weh have visa.

    If Sean Paul did falla up Vegas inna di petty gyal squabling yrs back, him energy wudda a focus pan negative suh him cudden become di positive dat him is right now. Same ting fi Shaggy tuh, not to mention how di Marleys dem weh cyaah stan Beenie doe even fawt pan him wen him try draw dem out, cuz dem nuh si him nor conflict as important a music dem seh kmt. It sad to say, but dem dancehall artiste gyal yah need fi follow dem man yah. Kmt.

  • SERENITY says:

    Jeezum….all a dat a gwaan________________________________________________

  • SERENITY says:

    @Cindy…..a di plain truth you just type,tenks :2thumbup

  • simplicity says:

    good morning met,metters,peepers nd others…

    sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • MAMACITA says:

    Tanx Simply….yuh write enuff “h” fi mi an yuh cause a di same ting mi do when mi read. Is like mi so disappointed cause they are both talented women. Wha dat fah. Same way suh Cindy Royal. Same way suh.

  • SERENITY says:

    Good morning Simplyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy….you are a lady of few types these days

    Cindy is right…the female djs in Ja have set no bars in the business….lady saw is the only one who made her name but it seems like she is slowly rubbing out the name she worked so hard to make over the long years……a mi female dj that & nutting naw go change that & I can only pray for her but I doan like the way tings have become…..

  • Riches says:

    Morning All! Ms. Met, i r tired a dis story wid Venal, cause Venal fuck Nikki, Kamesha and Javana an Nikki madda fren and Javana and d whol a dem a fren an Venal doah wah nun a dem, i r knows who him want o! an is nun a dem yah weh mi jus mention! Ms. Met why u tooks down the story yesterday? i don’t understand, did Javana beg u to take it down? another note, Nikki is d only one weh nuh mek nutten of har self, she wukliss bad!
    Venal is living the life weh everyman dream, Javana an Danielle gi him 3sum an Javana fren Danielle an tek weh Venal suh mi nah look

  • Lola says:

    I DON’T KNOW WHA GWAAN BUT MI GWINE ASSUME WHEY GWAAN……KMT. STFU then!

  • Riches says:

    stupid computer, Met please delete one a d comment thanks! an for information, mi is not one a Venal ooman fi all a oonuh weh love run in pon stories, Met Nikki an Venal is history so please mek dem stop use the dearest pink wall fi foolishniss!

  • Met says:

    Riches no Javana neva beg mi tek it down…it was complicated.. good morning

  • Taliban says:

    Dis is wat macka sey…an mi nuh tink it right fi a dash out lady saw business so and they were such good friends before.

    After mi sing mi song say mi a 40-plus/ Mi see some gal pick it up, she mussi Spartacus/ But lowe me and clean up yuh yard fuss/ A nuh me yuh man breed so why a me yuh waan cuss/ Mi bless, yes mi womb bless/ A wha do some gal? Yuh nuh see dem clueless …

  • Anonymous says:

    Met u doh have a picho a venal,mi wa see weh dem a war ova

  • Met says:

    lol I think I do

  • Anonymous says:

    Hurry up an run it fiwi..mi a picho a Idris Elba mix wid a Michael Ealy an Morris Chestnut

  • Met says:

    Venal look good

  • Cindy Royal says:

    LOL Venal look arite Met.

  • Met says:

    Him look good I think he is very sexy him body look good…………mi nah add him nose etc..him have sex appeal

  • Met says:

    Cindy u too bad

  • Tweet says:

    Met, him nuh bad looking,yes…but I’m guessing di magic is in him pants? And him pocket? :siul

  • Met says:

    tweet:maho

  • Cindy Royal says:

    Me bad Met??? Read yuh comment @ 11:11 an yuh si bad.

  • Tweet says:

    Mi just asking ooooo :travel

  • Met says:

    :angel

  • Cindy Royal says:

    Said suh Tweet, cuz mi still maintain seh him look arite (not bad looking, but not stunningly handsome).

  • Tweet says:

    Cindy, we are right here:>>>>>>>.<<<<<<<<< Met, how recent is dis pic, him still have di braces?

  • Met says:

    Cindy I can see why dem running wid it pan dem farrid gi him……..him have an aura to me :cd

  • Tweet says:

    LMAO, Met yuh saying him have that panty dropper swag? :siul

  • Cindy Royal says:

    Ditto Tweet question. Or yuh have a front way pic of him Met? Mi believe attraction start wid di physical suh mi wah si wat lure dese women to dis man yah.

  • Met says:

    u know mi neva sed nuttin :mewek2 :tkp

  • Met says:

    yes o …him baddie ooooooooooooooo coming up :angel

  • Cindy Royal says:

    Him arms look muscular which mek mi tink bout him chest an di fact dat him might be fit an full a stamina fi tan pan it long lol. Do u have a topless pic of him Met?

  • Tweet says:

    Cindy, your wish has been granted,dwl. Ok, Ms. Met, now the blind have seen,dwl.

  • Cindy Royal says:

    :thumbup

  • Met says:

    smaddy talk to tweet she r not behaving :tkp

  • Cindy Royal says:

    Yuh have 1 widdout di glasses Met? dwl no………

  • Met says:

    cindyyyyyy …cindy!! :nerd

  • Quiet Storm says:

    Mi nuh too like di twin chin or di nose but as met sey him have sex appeal. Plus mi lub di body
    :supermaho

  • simplicity says:

    dem sey man weh have batty split luk’n chin stay making money.

  • Cindy Royal says:

    I’m just sayin Met, cuz di nose is totally throwing me off. I need to know if the eyes in proportion wid di nose & bring er’thing together into 1 nice package is all.

  • ISpy (With my two big black eyes) says:

    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150277207811894&set=a.461641116893.258033.600716893&type=1&theater

    see Vinal woman yah a she mi see a come out the Bimma di other day ohhhhh

  • Quiet Storm says:

    Ms. Met, can we see a topless pic pls? Mi waan si if him nipples protude cawse ah dem deh kinda nipple mi luv fi wrap mi tongue roun.

    An if di fingers dem is ennyting fi go by, it look like him have a nice size to

    :cd

  • ISpy (With my two big black eyes) says:

    Met weh mi fuss comment dey ????
    puzzle
    Mi dont believe this a thing is a promo thing because I went in the store di other day and see him a read JMG and
    How Kameisha fi fall out wid har GOD and isnt Venal married ?
    and di saga continues

  • Met says:

    Venal married? ur comment had in a link ispy so it send it to the moderation clique automatically

  • LadyWoW says:

    Venal is cute..him can get it , no commitments

  • ISpy (With my two big black eyes) says:

    No mi di write one before that …
    Yes am almost certain he is to his daughter’s mother

  • Quiet Storm says:

    Woieeee, Met mi si di topless picho!!
    I wudda ask fi a link but feem cocky likkle bit too friendly fi me, so mek mi lust from afar

    Mi mout ah wata fi di nipples doa, mi naw lie

  • Cindy Royal says:

    DWL @ QStorm. Di fingas dem really gi a good indication in more ways dan 1 fi choot. Dem look like dem can really get to di spot.

  • Tweet says:

    Met a me a di only angel on dis post enuh…yuh soon hear Cindy a ask if yuh nuh have nuh XXX pics inna yuh stash, dwl. All di Quiet Storm she, she a really quiet storm :matabelo

  • Cindy Royal says:

    I would ask fi real Tweet, but mi know di 1 Met naw guh dash it. Mi nuh care mi wah si di full package lol.

  • @ work says:

    ISPY HIM AN HIM BABY MADA NUH MARRIED, IN FACT HE IS NOTMARRIED AT ALL

  • Tweet says:

    @Cindy, same rawse ting,dwl…

  • Anonymous says:

    met Mi affi com in pon da one yah…mek javana tan deh cause him soon change gear again,,,but then again she probably get fed up a him and him mean self…Woieeeeeeeeeee bwoy mean yuh c…mi nah lie him ave good sex appeal fi chu bwoy can fcuk yuh c but him mean mean mean MEAN.. Gal better guh dash weh di belly if she a breed fi true cause mi wuda sarry fi her… him a nasty bwoy a sleep wid di whole heap a gal dem and nah use nuh condom…

  • Anna says:

    Met dat first pic him head look like it swollen and deformed I kaint with that big cone head, body look aight but de head no no no no :cd

  • El’ es muy guapo, muy CACHONDO……he is very handsome, VERY SEXY! Oh if was’nt for happily marriages I would of had to plan a tek ova :malu

  • ISpy (With my two big black eyes) says:

    @ work ok cool thanks for the clarification

  • Anna says:

    Quena say tek over_____________________________________________________

  • Quiet Storm says:

    Tweet, mi affi gi credit where it due man
    Ah di fuss man mi si Met put up whey mi reeli lust offa.

    Maybe mi need fi get a fix up

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    him body luk noiceeeeeeeeeeeee :o met mi agree wid yuh 11.23 comment hmmm

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Now now unnu no see say Venal have up the formula watch him head top memba whey mi tell bout dem ting deh but thru him smart him just bald the whole head and done but him look like him :lapar game is on, I hope him teck out the braces by now but him look good not super cute but def a manly sexiness is there him could get it!

  • Quiet Storm says:

    Cindy mi always hear bout di foot being di indicator, but I have proven that the fingers (especially di thumb) give a more accurate indication….. Mi nuh stop look pon di pics

  • Tweet says:

    _______________Unnu a go kill me in here today,dwl.

  • Yep, finally a picture of a manly man. PSSSSTTTTTT Vinyl dont let us see you in any pictures with fur boots in the future, otay!

  • Tawkchuet says:

    No man mi gone Puerto say Vinyl me nah laugh ya man :tkp

  • Riches says:

    dwl @ Cindy and Tweet, venal isn’t married to his child’s mother, an yes him body tun up. dat link wid dat girl is just d recent fling, Venal dnt keep long term relationships o! Met, he is a nice dude knw him fram sch days, but since him buss d gal dem fling it lef right an centre gi him. Quena yuh nuh easy

  • @Riches……Buss wid what, is he an Entertainer?

  • Riches says:

    no he’s not an entertainer, “buss” meaning since he started his business, he is a proprietor im own a clothing store, hard working yute suh u knw how dat guh d groupie dem flock to him like flies to shit lol

  • ya so nice says:

    met make me tell u big nicky and venal nah fuck and him would not fuck her a the gal javana and nikki a war javan just a fuck all over the place she and venal gal use to fuck met me here say javana no have nothing but a bed and all a go go gal she did deh with and me here say a thife nicky thife javana money make the war start

  • Met says:

    tweet and cindy :nerd

  • Met says:

    quena u call di man vinyl ? :tkp

  • Met says:

    __________________________________________________________

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Met u see it to mi caa stap laugh all now lmao

  • @ work says:

    YAH SO NICE :tkp YAH SO NICE :ngacir2 YAH SO NICE :

  • @ work says:

    MET MI NEED FI GET TO DI BOTTOM OF DIS
    IS JAVANA PREGNANT?

  • realdeal says:

    dwl. quena seh Vinyl. a caan tap laugh. Ms met is about time u really put up a manly man fi chruuuu. di bwoy sexy fi chruuu. mi seh di one kamiesha gwaan like seh she naw fuck pon ar youngins u see. an someone plz confirm if she an ar god nicky is really at war. nicky she need fi keep ar ass quiet. if a di balla, a di balla. a time she tap fuck now

  • Cindy Royal says:

    Maybe him can wear di fur boots wid like, leather pants while topless Quena. lol

  • OBSERVER says:

    >>>>>studio movementsssssssssss<<<<< :kr

  • ISpy (With my two big black eyes) says:

    what is thife ?

  • @ work says:

    ISPY I WAAN KNOW WHAT JAVANA HAVE FI NICKY THIEF

  • Met says:

    she mussy tek what a hold venal :tkp

  • Anonymous says:

    So javana dont even own a car….wtf r u serious all she owns is a bed..lml damn thats kina sad if its true plus i just think she and venal just friends think they wrnt to dubai last month too

  • OBSERVER says:

    Mi a get tongue-tie inna di studio caz mi nuh noe di ppl dem above di man hed but mi noe di ppl dem a battam an mi song still a produce fram lastnite

  • @ work says:

    MET DOE MEK MI BAWL OUT A DI PEOPLE DEM WOK TIDEH.

  • Met says:

    zervah seh har tongue wheel up :tkp

  • ISpy (With my two big black eyes) says:

    Know what I dont understand with most if not all a dem so called hot gyal yah…
    Now them meet a man wid a likkle dough and him decide fi spend pon dem right …fuss ting dem invest inna a hair…cloth and boot.
    next dem always wanna go live inna apartment fi show off pon fren and dont even have a six month plan stash away money fi Mr. when di man left day
    All this travelling is good and great yea…but an education would be even greater. smh

  • OBSERVER says:

    yes Ispy dat soun like a lyrics inna mi song c di one met run gawn lef mi :kr

  • @ work says:

    I WOULD ADVISE MS. JAVANA TO TEK WEH SHE CAN GET FROM NOW, CAUSE DIS BWOY NUH EASY. MET U SEH SHE NUH DO GIRLS BUT MI KNOW FI A FACT SEH SHE SLEEP WID HIS FORMER EX, SHE AN HAR WAS BENCH AN BATTY. SHE FREN DI GIRL AND DI GIRL TELL HAR ALL A HAR SECRET DEM ( BOUT HAR ADDA MAN WEH SHE A FUCK FI MONEY FI FUND DI CHINA TRIP DEM). JAVANA NUH DO A BETTA THING BUT TELL HIM AN MASH UP DI GIRL HAPPY LIFE. JAVANA UR DAY SOON COME MEK SURE U GET DI RING BEFORE UR HAPPY LIFE MASH UP.

  • Cindy Royal says:

    :shakehand2 @ Ispy

  • ISpy (With my two big black eyes) says:

    @ work some gyal just chat too much ….dem tell dem left hand everything the right hand a do stupid..sorry not even my own mada mi tell most a my business nope…not saying she right to do it…but some ppl just dont learn none tall.

  • OBSERVER says:

    DONE ON JMG LABEL…REMIX CAN BE FOUND AT http://WWW.WWW.KUM :)

    Chorus: Aye gyal macka yuh seh mi wah di spotlight
    Dem y yuh tink mi marry john em a mr right

    Verse 1: A which song dis gyal a talk bout,
    Yaw talk bout bless haha cuh yuh mout,
    Di devil inna yuh doah mek mi get mad,
    Yuh a chat behine mi bak but yu nuh bad,
    Mi gawn inna mi Church doah test mi,
    Get di hence behine mi yuh cyah face mi.

    MACKA SONG NOW :)

    Mi seh mi bless,
    sum gyal stress,
    mi naw tek bak nuh chat,
    mi dun seh weh mi seh an so what,
    yaw talk bout yuh songs had no intent,
    Haha mek mi whispah who a pay tricia rent.

    STUDIOOOOOOOOOOOOO MI GAWN>>>>>>>>>> :tkp

  • Met says:

    :hammer :tkp

  • Anna says:

    ZERVERRRRRR________________________________________________________

  • Riches says:

    no sah PULLLLLLLLLLLLLLL UPPPPPPPPPPPP Obs yuh nuh easy a rass :ngacir2

  • Riches says:

    @Work how yuh mean Javana fi tek weh shi can get wen she har not getting nutten mums lol,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, yuh nuh si all wen shi guh a China shi hafi fund har owna fare! doah meks i start o cuz Venal nuh so kind an if she r breedin an is Venal own i r sarry fi har!

  • OBSERVER says:

    :)

  • PON DI BORDERLINE says:

    @RICHES what yuh mean you r sarry fi har if she breeding…what venal dont tek care of him children dem?By di way iz how much pickney him ave up now since him a fcuk di gal dem and nah protect imself.

  • Anonymous says:

    met is promotional stunt dis….doan mek dem use the site fi free dem opening new store….Venal and Javana deh and she pregnant. yes him is a ok yute but buddy fling all bout and sad ting none a the gyal mek one. Nikki ignarant fi Javana cause Venal a move out and go open store with Javana. So dem sey is Javana tell a whole bag a lies on Nikki and mek him doing dat. Same ting she do wid him ex Danielle (Cookie)..she tell him trues, lies and inbetweens stories and him leff the girl. Javana she is no fool girl know sey groupie ave expiration date suh she do like the rest ketch a belly fi get somethings. she really doan own nutten….yes Javana and Danielle did deh..Yes she did have her gyal……but now she sey Venal and Venal sey she

  • @ work says:

    ANONYMOUS 4:19 SO WHO DI BELLY IF FAR, VENAL OR THE GONG? :nerd ANONYMOUS 4:19 SO WHO DI BELLY IF FAR, VENAL OR THE GONG?

  • OBSERVER says:

    :tkp stori cum 2 bump

  • yoko says:

    da bwoy yah baddie tun up but mek him head look suh like it get squeeze up @ birth?

    dat is a turn off fi me still coz like how di head shoine wen mi gu su fi rub it dung ina di midst a ecstasy dat nah gu feel rite non tall..

    anyway 2 each his own! if a su di sayin goes

  • yoko says:

    goodnight met n metters

    early nite 4 moi

    stay bless

  • simplicity says:

    sed way suh ispy…dem nuh memba rainy day

  • Anonymous says:

    @ WORK we nuh know who it far cause u know how dem gyal lie but she sey Venal…or we soon all hear next name call…

  • Dwrl says:

    Not my type bald head men turn me off.

  • Dwrl says:

    Rayyyyyyy @observer you will be Macka diamond…….mi WEH be me girl saw

    ANNO NUTTEN IF MY HUSBAND A PAY TRICIA RENT……
    CATCH MI A CLASH MY SHOES BOTTOM NAW FEH PAINT……..
    YOU A HURRY CUM UP, A IDIOT GAL LIKE YOU MI BAIT………
    ANNO MY FAULT A RESPECT YOU A USE ME NAME TO GET…….
    BUT A MI LADY SAW THE PEOPLE DEM RATE……..
    MACKA DIAMOND YOU NO AFFI STRESS……..
    BUT A INNA FEH SHOES YOU WELL WANT REST………
    MI A THE QUEEN A DANCEHALL………
    SO YOU MI NO MAD YOU WIN THE BREEDING CONTEST…….

  • OBSERVER says:

    no eno @ dwrl mi cannot fit macka face :hammer di mask too big gimme saw any dai oooo

  • But wait isn’t cookie Romeich baby mada so is him she did a fuck fi di china money ???????

  • FROM THE HORSES MOUTH says:

    FIRST AND FOREMOST UNUH FI GET UNUH FACTS STRAIT…..JAVANA LOVE OOMAN BUT SHE N COOKIE NEVA DEH, DEM A DID SO CALLED FREN CHU COOKIE N VENAL DID DEH. JAVANA IS JUSS A LIKKLE NASTINESS, SHE MUSSI FUCK D WHOLA JAMAICA BY NOW. HIM A DI NEXT IDIOT TO GONE TEK UP JAMAICA MATTRESS. A SHE LEF D MAN AFTA SHE COME FROM CHINA, UNUH NUH SEE SHE WELL HAPPY A LIVE HAR LIFE…..DEM VEX CHRU DI GYAL A DO HAR TING SED WAY. A SHE MI RATE, IS A TRYING GIRL. DUTTY JAVANA N VENAL MEK A PERFECT PAIR CAH D 2 A DEM A WHORE WID A WHORE BABY PON DI WAY. WOOOIIIEEEEEE, WAT A WORL. JAVANA TELL PUR LIE PON DI GYAL FI MEK HARSELF LOOK GOOD TO DI IDIOT BWOY N AFTA COOKIE MOVE OUT LEF HIM HIM GUH TEK UP NASTY LADA BAG OLE JAVANA.

  • FROM THE HORSES MOUTH says:

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