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MAN KOWT?

From: ghettogal Title: BX BUNNA MON & SKRUMS REKA A.K.A GREATTA-FACE

Message Body:
MET LET MI TELL YUH BOUT DA DUTTY BWOY YAH NAME RATTY WEH DEM CALL THE BX BUNNA MON……TELLL MI NOE WAH DEM REALLY C PON DA UGLY GAL YAH NAME REKA VYBZ SHE TOUGH NUH BLOODCLAAT WHO TELL RATTY FI GUH BREED DA TROLL YAH N MEK SHE HAFFI GUH JAMAICA FI DASH WEH THE BELLY LIK UPTOWN BX NEVA DIDA GUH FIND OUT….NASTY RATTY COCKY INFECTED ALL STINKING TANISHA(SKEETS) HIM FUK WEH HAR PUSSY STINK N CAH CURE. HIM HAV NUTTIN BOUT HIM…YES REKA YOU NOE WED YUH FAKE BLOODCLAAT SELF ALL YUH DO IS CHAT QQ N THE REST OF DEM N YUH INNA AH DANCE AH POSE UP WED DEM WED YUH SOUR ARM STOP TRYNA. bEDOWN Yuh UGLY NUH BLOODCLAAT BOUT ZOOOO YUH LOOK LIK YUH REALLY CUM FROM DEM TO RASS ….REKA STOP WALK N SUCK. BEER HOOD N MEK DEM MON DEM SPERMS UP UR FACE IT AH BRUK IT OUT BRADDA DEN B4 ……YUH GUH DASH WEH HIM PICKNEY N CUM BAK N HAV THE PPL DEM AH THINK SEH JA GREE WED YUH MOVE N GWEH YUH TOUGH N FAVOR MON ROYAL…..MI SEH REKA WEN UGLY DIDA GIVE WEH YUH STAND UP N. N SEH SEE MI YAH DASH IT PON MI…..U N YUH FREN DEM CUMIN LIK WALKIN DEAD YUH N YIH FREN DEM BOUT UNO BBO UNO AH BX MATTRESS….

CT AT IT AGAIN

Title: springfield mattress/ shadaya

Message Body:
Hellooooo FB I would jus like 2 take 1second out of my wonderful life to address the hating ass bitch weh wake up @ 6am 2 post my pretty ass pics on groupiemet! LoL sum bitches love me so much dem nah sleep jus ah tink n dream bout me! U think abt me an my good good son more than ur own stay baad pickney! Its sad! Jus cuz nuff man look me an NONE dont look ur way EVA stayy bad dun out ole ghetto b
icycle bitches dnt mean me an dem f== or deh! Mon just love me off cuz im fu— pretty an trust if mi did f— gal u bitches would b on me 2!!! Low mi yahhhhhhh Low mi pickney weh life sooooo f— sweet worry bout unno kids weh a suffer!!!! 2good good man cum inna my son life sum ah unno stink bitch cant find nobody to even fawt pon unno stink pickney!!!! Bigup mi babyfada ah dat mi seh!!!! These bitches just up inna mi life like me a mine dem or f– dem! Go live unno life try mek a money an stop mek di state mind u an ur kids!!!! WHO NUH LIKE IT CUM NYAM MI!!!!! &when u c me SPEAK THE F— UP!!!!! ME DUN TALK!!!!!! Lisha Kim Aneisha bigup yuhself cuz we ♥ the HATERZ u lame bitches WILL NOT b adressed again! U get ur 15min of fame!
SO A DIS BAGGA A F—- (Edited) LIKKL WHORING DUN OUT DASH WEH BELLY BLEACH OUT FACE UGLY GAL GO BACK A SCHOOL AND TRY GET SOME EDUCATION AND COME OUTTA D VIDEO LIGHT CUZ IT NUH FIT U NASTYNESS SIDDUNG A U YARD A NIGHT TIME WID U PICKNI N TUN OVER U DUTTY LIFE …… U DUN OUT SPRINGFIELD MATTRESS DUTTY WHORE COMPUTER BAD GAL WEH BOOTSY DEM BUSS UP A BAY TALK U TALK HOW U BAD N MI NEVER SEE U A DESTROY A GAL YET A BAY FB POST HOW U LIFE GREAT AN EVERYBODY CAN SEE ITS NOT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….. GO BACK A CALI GO RUN WEH N DONE CALI NEXT LOL FI A LIKKL YOUNG GAL (Edited)

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MEN MI WAA HEAR WHA UNNO HAVE FI SEH BOUT DIS

Dear Taiwo,

If I say it was the devil’s handiwork, I would be fooling myself and no one else. If I accuse Tairat, my wife’s housemaid of being the the instrument, I will also be unfair and will be adding to the burden of my guilt.

I need to purge my whole being of this evil that I did. Some things are just incomprehensible that you wouldn’t believe that you actually did it and telling others becomes a task. I cannot see myself telling anybody. Kikelomo, my dear wife, who went through thick and thin to deliver our first baby, will be devastated if she gets to know. This is why I am afraid to confide in any one who could tell her.

I am a product of polygamy; I dread the polygamous family set up like hell itself. This was why I made up my mind right from my primary school days that I would marry a woman I love and there won’t be room for extra marital affairs or other women.

I have kept my words and I have remained faithful to my marital vows, even during the waiting time. We waited for eight years before the Lord blessed us and because of Kikelomo’s health, we had to look for a helper. This was how Tairat, a Togolese came to stay with us.

Tairat, a dark- complexioned young girl, who should be aged around 14 or 16 really did not know her age. “How do I expect to know?”, She queried. According to her, she has never seen the four walls of a school I have had to fight temptation since the first day I set my eyes on her. This was a private pain I couldn’t share with my wife. I would have asked that she left, but we had looked for a housemaid for a long time before we finally got her.

Her skin colour, height, set of teeth, in fact, everything about her spelt innocence and sex. To top these features, she had on a set of waist bead which adds to her cute shape.

Walking around the house, I find it difficult to keep my eyes off her. I don’t know how Kikelomo could be blind to my obsession of Tairat, I guess absolute trust! Few weeks before she was due to give birth, Kikelomo had to go in for hospital admission, leaving Tairat and I in the house. I fought the temptation for four days, in fact, I refused to sleep in the house; but whatever I did, I kept seeing her. By the fifth day, I was almost running mad. I returned home from work, a little late, she had gone to sleep. I couldn’t help myself coupled with the fact that I took some brandy, with the intentions of knocking myself off.

But it worked the other way, I raped Tairat. I came to my senses after the deed was done! What made it worse was the fact that she was a virgin. I raped and deflowered her. Till now almost three months after, I am yet to forget her plea, (the not very fluent Yourba she pleaded with). The pain in her eyes when I forced myself inside her and the way she looks at me afterwards.

I feel as guilty as hell. Would she tell my wife? Has she told someone who looks at me like the most useless man in the world? What if my friend finds out? As I am writing you now, another fear is staring at me; what if she says she is pregnant? The worst part is that I don’t have the guts to speak with her about it or even plead with her.

Please, help me. What can I do? How do I sort this problem of the flesh out? Kindly, help me.

Anonymous.

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WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE CHILDREN?

Burnt body of child found along Port Royal Road
Wednesday, October 17, 2012

KINGSTON, Jamaica – The Eastern Kingston police say they have discovered the body of a female child which was set ablaze in bushes along the Port Royal road near Fort Rocky.
Police say the partially burnt remains of the child which appears to be not more than 15-years-old was found with the hands bound and a cord around the neck.

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Read more: http://www.jamaicaobserver.com/news/Burnt-body-of-child-found-along-Port-Royal-Road#ixzz29bgiOEF0

MORE OLINT STIRRING

Changes to Mutual Assistance Criminal Matters Act6:59 am, Wed October 17, 2012

Attorney General Patrick Atkinson

The Jamaican House of Representatives on Tuesday approved changes to the Mutual Assistance (Criminal Matters) Act, which could have implications for the probe into Olint, a failed pyramid scheme.

The Turks and Caicos Islands was among several British colonies previously not covered under the arrangement which allows for cooperation under the Act, which have now been added.

The previous restriction meant Jamaica could not co-operate with the Turks and Caicos on certain criminal matters such as the taking of witness testimonies, the production of documents, searches and seizures, as well as the forfeiture of property, whether in relation to Olint or any other investigation.

The motion, brought to the Lower House of Parliament by Attorney General Patrick Atkinson.

Mr. Atkinson said it was “more desirable that the words United Kingdom be designated and the specific countries be named; Anguilla, Bermuda, the British Virgin Islands, the Cayman Islands and Turks and Cacios Islands.

http://rjrnewsonline.com/local/changes-to-mutual-assistance-criminal-matters-act

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