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BUMPA DEM SEH DEM HEARD

No sah mi did affi put this pon the pink wall the miss bumpa she a plan fi keep party february 1 weh a come how she fi wan come keep party after she and her nasty friend dem kay kirk nana g mikey mention movie star jason always a mash up people party yuh memba when mikey dem always use to fight and dun dance.
kirk kay and bumpa tek it up now and its not really bumpa but birds of a feather flock together cause you gonna have to pay for your fren dem arms house weh dem keep up.
bumpa neva use to a gwan suh but since she start par wid them its like she start to follow so nasty bumpa make sure your liquor license is right,no one is smoking,your bar lock 2 o’clock,its not over crowded,you have proper fire exit,you have receipts for all alcohol,and anytime you announce your venue its going to get a call you seem to forget the famous jamaican line wen yaw dig hole dig two and if kirk and kay dem eva mek di mistake of keeping anymore party are dance the same is going to happen to dem from kirk fight t rex and start mash up dance him think him can go around and do it all the time well its time to mash up yours and anybody that’s involved or put money whether or not its just to bad.
do you see the fun squad dem,the topa top dem,the energy kid dem,the everfresh dem,the tumpa dem,the charma dem,the gallist dem,the nikki hype dem,the nitro dem,the tristan fivestar dem,the natty dem,the trooper dem,the henessy dem, the samle king dem,the steenie dem,the wonda dem,a fight cause trouble and mash up people dance no.
so how
you guys want to do it and then turn around and keep dance so sah dat can’t work not in my cabinet.
You should know better yaw guh dance longtime now call it low informing or whatever you want but memba dis when julie dem did fight your so call baby father niece it was you miss bumpa giving out information pon the bling dem
People hear weh yaw chat seh

30 Responses to BUMPA DEM SEH DEM HEARD

  • OBSERVER says:

    mi wah noe weh da cabinet deh name………… :hammer

  • SERENITY says:

    Jeezum crims….a so much fukkery a gwaan inna dancehall?!?…..party not even near yet,it jus a plan & senda you a call out di girl based on her affiliation with people who she start par wid….look like you naw play when it come to informing on this girl if she do decide fi keep pawty…well fi har sake mi hope she mek sure everything is in order…..

    Mi doh know dese people but this is scary….dem a warn di girl before she party even start plan properly….Jah know….this is very sad….why kaint we all jus get along?!? The ones dem who go people dance & mash it up should be banned period…put their name on a list at the door & give it to security or stand at the door with the security & when you see dem come,tell security turn dem back & that way they cannot come in to mash up any more dance…..see one solution deh…much betta than this fukkery you send in,chupss

  • OBSERVER says:

    at least she wawn a di ppl dem weh a laff n a seh ‘pawty tun upppp’ an den bramzzzzzzzzzz………….

  • simplicity says:

    weh complacency means?!?!?!

  • OBSERVER says:

    if yuh bruk up di wurd it mean (come, place, ency) yuppp duss like dat a flow school mi guh yuh cya tawk 2 meeeeeeeeeeeee :nerd

  • Brooklyn Cutie Pie says:

    My God, the dance is 4 months away & already dem have dem have 9-1-1 dial & dem fingah pon di SEND button! Mi coulda never go inna the dancehall lifestyle, too much badminded people

  • LadyWoW says:

    This senda have it up fi bumpa bad. But dis is nit too bright, if you a plan fi mash up di girl dance u a guh announce it. This really sound like u have mixed feelings you are giving advice and warnings .. a wah u nuh wan she flop ur ting. :cystg

  • A YA SO NICE says:

    GOOD MORN BLOGGERS ALSO ONE AND ONLY MET. DONT KNOW THESE PEOPLE EITHER,BUT I HAVE TO AGREE WITH ALL THE BLOGGERS COMMENTS. WHEN HER PARTY COMES AROUND IT WILL BE A NEW YEAR WHAT HAPPEN LAST YEAR JUST TURN OVER A NEW LEAF PEOPLE JUST GET ALONG , IF YOU DONT WANT TO GO TO HER PARTY AT LEAST WISH HER THE BEST. IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE YOU ALL PLANNING TO WRECK EACH OTHER PARTIES JUST GO SUPPORT HER, WHEN YOU ARE HAVING A EVENT SHE WILL DO THE SAME EVERYBODY WANT TO EAT BREAD. WE ARE LOOSING PEOPLE OVER SIMPLE THINGS LET THE NEW YEAR BE A YEAR WHERE WE CAN ALL GET ALONG. WE MIGHT NOT COME FROM THE SAME MOM AND DAD, BUT OUR MOTO SAID TOGETHER WE STAND DIVIDE WE FALL IT IS TIME WE CARIBBEAN PEOPLE START GETTING ALONG LOOK ON CHINESE THEM EVERYWHERE WE LOOK THEY A EXPANDING THEIR BUSINESS GETTING ALONG COME ON JAMAICAN PROMOTERS ENTERTAINERS PATRONS WE CAN WINE AND DINE UNDER ONE ROOF WITHOUT THE COPS ARE AMBULANCE AROUND.

  • wake UP says:

    Rise and shine MEKA “YAW” and smile for the pink wall. you hawt fi dem eee!! every1 done kno sey a you a write dis. i likes how u neatly put u ppl dem crew name yaw in your speech! is thst what you call a come back? everyone done know sey u a infawma from long time!! and bumper dem dont haffi guh no dance fi buck u. dats da only place u will go.. meka u used to go out every weekend.. since you diss u scarce.. u just mek a one flash a all blk and u surrond by security and dem excort u when dance done to ur taxi. why you neva fight at yuh waste fren latty yawd.. why unno neva open the door? stop waste met wall space wid fuckery!

  • Ms. D says:

    Toronto is di worst when is comes to badmind..dem too disgusting..have more time watching other people and their lives than their own…
    To the sender thanks for the advance warning, we will make sure all the T’s are crossed and the i’s dotted….

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    obs :hammer

  • TRUTH HURTS says:

    A MUSS PRIVATE PAWTY CAW BUMPA DON’T HAVE $$$ FI KEEP BIG DANCE!!SAME PPL WEY BUMPA A PAR WIT A MASH UP PPL DANCE ANNA HOST BARE DANCE, AN DEY PON EVERYBODY FLYER…..DEM MUSS A F%#$& DI PROMOTER DEM…TOPA TOP, ENERGY KID (BIG BATTYMAN A FOREIGN), TRISTAN FIVESTAR, NATTY DEM, AN CHARMA DEM JUST TO NAME A FEW A DI PROMOTER WEY PUT UP WID DI SLACKNESS BECA DEM ALL A TEK MIC ANNA FLING BARE WORD PON DI PPL DEM INNA DEM DANCE…ASK YOURSELF WHY DEM NAW STOP DEM FROM CAUSE BARE TROUBLE???? MIKEY, JASON, LOUDMOUT, HAVE SECRET FI DEM! TRUTH HURTS DONT IT?????

  • OBSERVER says:

    Kia darling y u up desso a bite off di wol a ur finga dem ayeeeeeeeeeee :ngakak

  • Anonymous says:

    This is foolishness the girl don’t even in unuh circles fi know seh unuh a plan party. unuh get a life and to the sender this nuh call for. unuh need fi check unuh circles caz a dat unuh nuh realize seh the same people round unuh a duh this .

  • Anonymous says:

    if you read with understanding you should know the person is saying “You should know better yaw guh dance longtime”, as in your going to parties longtime.

  • real canadian says:

    ALONG WITH TONY REBEL SONG CHATTY CHATTY THIS IS BUMPA STATUS FI D DAY!!!!!! if you call me bumpa i answer if you call me natalee i will … you call so im going to answer hello sadamite confederates you clearly forgot i said invites only did i tell you i was keeping a dance? i said my birthday party which means family and friends only..its is not open to the gta d samamite team nor the hater squadz..please call the liquor board and all who yuh fi call and send dem come to my house come haul mi rass out along with my friends last time i check i can do anything in the house that i pay rent for POOR U…if you knew me you would know my track record mi always a fight y because ppl like unu can’t you leave me alone so i can set proper example for the four kids i have I DONT CARE WHO LIKE ME GOD LOVE ME AND GOD DONT LIKE UGLY U SURE IS UGLY!!! oh last but not lease ..giving info u say y and our kids share the same family? i doh need to report NEVER MAKE A CONCLUSION WITHOUT PROPER OBSERVATION!!! i said they shouldnt of fought and all who dont like it bite freedom of speach!!!…my party will be in the metro housing unu claim i live in want d address just ask…make your new year’s resolution some thing constructive and not where when how my birthday party keeping..bye for now!!!
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  • the truth? says:

    kay and all you dumb bitches ..do you realllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly think meka or any of they ppls have time for you guys,,please ppl WAKE THE FUCK UP..

    put everything in prospective!
    kay you live in your mother basement…what’s the problem it’s the truth
    nana you dirty with a bunch a kids—-what’s the problem it’s the truth
    tumpa—you slepp with battyman and have a bundh a kids—what’s the problem it’s the truth
    lattie–you sleep with alot of battyman too and nothing for yourself..what’s the problem it’s the truth

    meka –you love girls and love cloths /everyone know you mom is on vacation (like alot of dancehall ppl sometimes)–what’s the problem it’s the truth

    mikey/jason/loumouth/kirk–you guys are gal …fuck man/suck man and lick man–what’s the problem it’s the truth

    fre–love woman and she has a dancehall site (dancehall fashion police “hit or diss”;)//she always says” party me seh and mos def!–what’s the problem it’s the truth

    so watching from afar whats all you guys problem,,anyone thats fight and start shit with ppl should not keep fucking dance…..fucking str888

  • real canadian says:

    @ TALK TRUTH GET OVER YOUR SELF LIKEWISE YOU EXPLANATION…BUMPA SEH SEND D POLICE TO HER HOUSE ON FEB1 IT AINT NO DANCE TOO BAD FI U N D SENDER GET A LIFE ON THE REAL..UNU TROUBLE PPL AND D PPL WAS NOT IN NO FB WAR NOW UNU A SEH DEM AH FIGHT A DANCE FRIG MAN!!! THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP IS ALL SHE SAYING!!!.. HERE IT IS
    Mandatory-pretty Bumpa
    2 hours ago ·
    feb 1 i hope when d swatt team comes in i have ample time to tell ladd fi play likkle lenny boom flick pan mi dick so i can grab one ah dem an wine and di pic person can take a pic jus fi unu

  • real canadian says:

    @TALK D TRUTH IT SAYS FAMILY FRIENDS YOU NOR MY SELF NOT INVITED ITS NOT OPEN TO D GTA…WHAT YOU DONT COMPREHEND? BOUT SHOULDNT BE KEEPING DANCE ITS NOT A DANCE TOO BAD FI U N D SENDER FUCK MET NEED TO DELETE!!!

  • all lies says:

    :travel Why does anyone care about this anyways? So bumpa cant have a party at her birthday cuz she fights at other dances? This is fuckin childish! Please met try make these ppl come up with better mixxup fi laff bout!

  • BrooklynDiva says:

    What I would love to know is why is someone else life more important than your own that you have to come on here and post bout people who you clearly don’t give 2 shits about having a party. Do you people not work? Bumpa ah live fi ar life whether unnu like ar or not. Unnu sidung pon dancehall website tek off di people dem picta fi post den chat bout dem ah dis an dem ah dat. If she is so of important, WHY BLOODCLAUT PREE! fucking hell

  • Met says:

    Piinky what di problem?

  • cyber bad ppl says:

    this is embarassing and childish…all these big ass people with bag ah pickney siddung pon internet everyday ah fight,then party together at dance and nuh say or do nunne,…who gives a shit about who having party and who not..all of you guys fuk batty and suck pussy and mixup and ful ah drama and secrets..so kettle cant cuss pot..fuck rise up and gwaan better man!!!this is getting out of hand now..mi glad mi nuh mix enuh cah if ah mi people head roll ah grung long time…kmft!!!

  • KMFT says:

    @ real canadian…bumpa love look trouble and when trouble tek her she want to come act like she is gods child… nasty gal bumpa meka neva put this up so don’t flatter yourself please.she nuh need fi do dis…hide and a put up your pic and a mek comment! the last time i check she DOG you pan her page and mek video fi you and your stay bad friend dem weh a mek trouble with her… so why would you think she nuh have nothing to do like your nasty welfare ass… and yes please set an example fi your kids dem and stop walk round like you a duppy bull and concur.plz the people dem eva see you in action before all you do is rall up and nothing backa dat… you see how meka friend beat kay with her boot a one a that you might get if you nuh slow your roll….mi neva have nothing to say bout you when mi here ppl style you but now you jus sick mi stomach you and your UGLY friend dem… unu fi stop go a ppl dance and fight and for the promoter dem weh a uphold with it need fi stop…unu need fi go out and enjoy unu self and go home back and to unu yaad…

  • ipsy says:

    YUH KNOW DI HOTTEST TING BOUT DIS….mi notice seh dem always a seh a Meka n Fre a put tingz pon met but what they fail to realize is that ALOT of ppl dont like them..even ppl dem par wid doh like dem so as soon as likkle mixup a gwan between Mikey dem and a set a ppl..nxt ppl tek di chance fi talk up di tingz bout dem. Mi nah seh Fre n Meka nuh sen een nutten but i dont think each and every post is from them. A gud as alla Mikey n Frens demself a gi dem self likkle hype so dem can guh write pon fb bout “oh these haters this and these haters that..” KMT MET STOP RUN DEM STORY COZ DEM A FEED OFFA IT..dem need a reason fi guh dance guh hype n talk bout “haters” n dis is it.

  • DwRl says:

    DWL DWL

  • TRUTH HURTS says:

    Meka don’t need to hide an upload Story she is that bold to write what she want to say on her own wall! dat unnu fi kno!

  • Met says:

    we tired a dem now….dem stale like di yard clothes dem whey dem wear go dance..everybaddie a hot girl and dem not sizzling..whey day nuh sweets dem did haffi go canada go hot it up and dem a nuh entertainer?

  • Scarborough says:

    A wey dem grudge you fa, true you Bumpa big like a wa.

  • "tired says:

    “really” ppl get a life simple.

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