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CHINA DIS NEED HAYSUS

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  • Dwrl says:

    Me no blame you my girl, am RICE with life to…….but a Jasmine me like DWRL

  • Met says:

    mi waa smaddy translate fi mi

  • Dwrl says:

    But wait you don’t EVENING go on FB?? well you still have Morning and Night DWRL

  • Dwrl says:

    Met dis a the dancehall slang anno all a we can catch it :alay

  • Peeper says:

    @DWRL…a really dancehall slang fi chue? Cause me did about fi sey dat is not a typo….OMG

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    rice :amazed: jmg translator simply yu needed ova ere asap lol

  • Slim says:

    i strongly beleive that these sites need to install a system whereby your posts can be automatically corrected…. SMH

  • Bwoy I is not looking at rice and rubbings but look at faye balls in di background in the stripe top from eva since dat woman face neva pleasant yet

  • Dwrl says:

    If you check them out on INSTAGRAM when they writing up their fart, check under the photos on FASS BOOK you laugh til you cry :mewek :sup:

  • Such a shame….simple word as even she cannot spell. Bunch of waste matters….damn dunce!

  • Dwrl says:

    @ Sim so what about when they go look job or a teach their children??

  • Dwrl says:

    Translation: I am so in( love) with INSTAGRAM, I don’t EVEN go on FB anymore. (devil) :hope It has lots of different people(don’t see it) but the love is there.I love (camera)taking photos, so I post pics all day. I’m RICH with life(pray) and( love) :2thumbup me (kisses)

  • Met, This is not news, we all know that China is a “DUNCE BAT”, and good EVENING to you night nurse China.

  • Yep! says:

    What?? :mad:

  • LOL, this is what CHINA RUBBINGS live for (JMG).
    Are uall peeping 66 years old Fay Balls in the back ground.

  • not only that… look at the person behind chinaware in the glasses is that a she/he?? :travel

  • OBSERVER says:

    Evry 1 weh inna white dem call Nurse :mad: mi a guh stop guh a skool. Mettyyyyyyy yuh wah si di foot dem inna dose pics mi si smaddy age ooooo :sorry
    Dwrl it all sounds like fragments of complete sentences so its still Kindergarten writing :hoax2

  • Her hair looks really nice

  • While she might’ve have very well missed out on quite integral parts of her secondary education, I strongly believe these are honest mistakes. I’m quite the stikler when it come to grammar, and can safely say it happens to the best of us including myself, especially when using a phone which has been programmed to predict words, not to mention when writing Patois (see it deh to rass, cho rass, it ah put Paris fi patois and pass fi rass) which consist of extremely foreign words to these devises. Some phones will alert you of the so called ‘error’ and require you to tap twice etc to confirm that what was typed is what was intended, and many a time we are just so eager to complete the text etc, that we forget to go through these annoying processes for one little word, hence di bag ah fuckery ie. words highly suitable for Duke La Lewis’ dictionary.

  • Yo, this bleaching thing is really serious. I remember when china was as black if not blacker than the he/she in the back with the glasses now look at CHINA RUBBINGS. SMH. WTF for. Why she doing this to her self.”Low self esteem” America will do it to you.

  • this is nothing new we all know that 40% of jamaican can’t spell or read or write it may sound away still but we all know it’s true.smh i feel so sad some time for dem when dem making a fool out of dem self.

  • China speaks like she’s Jamaican & she is not proud of her nation. All my GT frenz said she is a cunk and she has no education. Get a life china u live on fb

  • simplicity says:

    good morning met,metters,peepers nd others….

    seet deh kia

    am so inlove with instagram,i don’t even go on facebook like that anymore…sad not,lots of different people thumbs up for that and the love is there perfect…i love the camera so i post pics all day diva…am nice with life pray and love me…muah.

  • Met says:

    1. China Fab isn’t Jamaican.
    2. Where was the data collected from your statistics?
    3. Whose statistics are those?

  • simplicity says:

    read and rite she is not jamaican suh sey 45% guyanese caan dweet,tonx

  • Belly Bang says:

    Rub China Rub, some ah vent, yuh fi Rub

    RUB TILL YUH HEAR AH VOICE SEH RUB NO MORE!!!!! :toast

  • ISpy (With my two big black eyes) says:

    P.e.o.p.l.e.s

  • OBSERVER says:

    Morning Simple :peluk

    @ read and write..TALK FI YUHSELF caz di statistics alone is very very RONG!!! A who caan talk n rite propa english like yawdie mi nuh noe bout u but inna Ja mi cudn’t evn speak patwah a Alpha :hoax2. DEM JUSS SEH IT A DI OLYMPICS SEH ONLY WE J’CANS PUT DUNG WISELF :mad:

  • OBSERVER says:

    Tonx to mi staff fi remine dat up a tap seh she a mixx wi up wid guyanese :marah

  • Lundun says:

    china need fi go bleach ova a dictionary

  • No Joke says:

    LIKE REALLY 1052!!!!!….DAM IGNORANCE. CHINA IS GUYANESE….SO WAH NOW????

  • Lundun says:

    i don’t “evening” go on facebook like that anymore :ngakak

  • no lie says:

    so funny you all talking about the girl this and that but go back and read you all comment just as dom this girl is driving you all crazyyyyyy.love you china always god will always be your side.

  • OBSERVER says:

    No joke ow yuh fi call di ppl dem 1052 dats y dem seh wi cyaa read n rite oooooo :hammer

  • @OBSERVER me and you know say a true me a talk bout talk fi me self 40% of jamaican can’t read or write when i use to live in jamaica most of my friends dem could not help dem self when it come to school time but when it come to bad man time no body no know it best like dem when i move to america i never meet some one that can’t read or write yet some time i wonder why it is like that back home OBSERVER TELL ME no?

  • OBSERVER says:

    China plz staap it ooo caz ur ignorance cyaa hide did u mean “DUMB” or “DOM” :hammer

  • butwait says:

    but wait i know @lundon not talkin if thats her pic werent u on pink wall too wit yuh done out belly n bleach face same way ..kmtt

  • nah look says:

    I don’t know where u get your statistics from (read n write) but nobody speaks, read and write English properly like Jamaican people.
    I’m unsure where you may have been brought up buy please do not add any information to my dear pink wall that is of no truth…..
    Now tun back to ki regularly pink wall mawnin look here China is not Jamaican n even if shi was shi need fi guh get a course in English language or buy tuuu. A dem junior English revise dem……party n bleach out n caan full out a job application but dem again I Pussy tunn up till I kill all man dat entah
    gwannn chuuuu dunce bat China when Pusey tunn up suh education a di lease a yuh problem
    Mettle call di tacksi mek mi leggo :ngacir2. Mi foot tiaddddd mi caann walk nuh more :travel

  • nak look says:

    Met Mwaning ova yah suh

  • Riches says:

    dwl @ Observer she cyah hide “dom” for dumb. @ Read and write, i guess your stats wrong. Please release where u get your 40% stats from yuh brite! I have a BA and i follow JMG, mi log on jus fi read the comment dem from the 60% a wi weh can “read and write likkle” according to u dwrcl.

  • Met says:

    good morning eyn

  • simplicity says:

    read nd rite is a cuss out yah luk but it deh tuh de fuck’n leff yuh write but nuh badda write…rude

  • No Joke says:

    Mi naw look ennuh Observer ….cawse mi life “Rice”

  • @simplicity speak english please remember i’m one of the ones that in the 60%

  • OBSERVER says:

    A gud ting seh yuh cum a farrin n yu n dem a nuh “frenz” agen caz yuh noe dem seh birds of a feather flock____________ @ read and write :) Doah mek yawdie fool yuh dem cross n ignahrant but nuh judge dem by dem actions dem wi put yuh to shame!!! Mi naw cuss yuh doah my ignahrance is at the browning guyanese up top tidey :shakehand2

  • TheChoaenOne says:

    @1052am. Your stats are all so wrong and the reason why I know your 40percent illiteracy rate is wrong because before I adopted my primary school in Trelawny I research the literacy rate for Jamaica.

    The literacy rate for Jamaica is about 80 plus percent.

    So stop it!!!!!!

  • simplicity says:

    frock tail yuh caan hear mi bloodclaat voice bout speak english,patios is mi fuss language nd mi aguh dead unda it tuh suh fool if yuh did sey “write e” den yuh wud a stan a chance,yuh jus as dunce as mi mama suh get wid e’ yuh “imbecile” dats de only english wurd mi knw :D

  • OBSERVER says:

    Be nice Simpleeeeeeeeeeeeeee :) read n write is not China but I noe “no lie” is :hammer

  • @OBSERVER no man me on dem still kool to this day i make sure dem get dem money on the regular but you still no answer my question stop run from it people like you way knows better no fi diss up people like that when you knows some of your family member can’t read or write too. every jamaican have a family member that can’t read or write or spell.

  • i know a lecturer that cant spell to save his life! but he’s a lecturer so uno do the maths………

  • Lundun says:

    @butwait, i see its ur first time on the pink walls??

    if i were u, i would familiarise myself with the runnings of jmg b4 i comment, so as not to sound like as ass.

    read n write mussi cum from sum backabush a jamaica, weh juss get road so unno affi si wid he/she

  • @simplitcity me done whit you because me see that you can’t hold a good conversation it look like it’s a cyber war you or looking for today but fat girl you not getting it today.

  • tawkchuet says:

    Mi see say is a argument this person really a look smh but I think he/she meant to say 40% of her family caa read n write hush u hear but maybe in 1930’s u had a lot of ppl who couldn’t read n write but Jamaicans dese days are very intelligent which it seems like cause u leave u miss out pon di intelligence ting cause u made a very unintelligent statement up top.

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Read n write look like she barely scrape through with the spelling n writing thing smh poor ting n a dem always di first fi talk bout read n write

  • simplicity says:

    waste space mi did already tell yuh sey is a cuss out yah luk nd mi nah guh deh wid yuh next time sey very fat yuh c how basic yuh is like mi self yah,always a run in a play smart nd end up luk’n like a fuk’n fool…and mi nay knw yuh did star “whit” me :D

  • simplicity says:

    since yuh suh educated plz do seek de difference between

    or

    and

    are

    :2thumbup

  • Suh “read and write” merika nuh full a dunce..tek a trip guh Mississippi and west Virginia and yuh si dunce and rotten teeth, one room, pit toilet, no light, no water hungry belly Merikan people till yuh wah vomit..nuh badda come style yaad people..wen yaad pickney come bout yah dem way way advance dan di Merika-nah-nians..bout!!!

  • milikeit says:

    This from the “CIA- The World Factbook” on Jamaican literacy:
    definition: age 15 and over has ever attended school
    total population: 87.9%
    male: 84.1%
    female: 91.6% (2003 est.)
    So who a seh 40% jus Chuck off. Weh wi tell dem people seh people. Remember mi seh there is a time and place fi everything, this is the time and the place GUH WAH OOOO

  • milikeit says:

    My Jamaican women out do the men when it comes to literacy. OOOOOO Mek a mi so proud <—-italian accent KABOOM

  • milikeit says:

    On a serious note: people do your research before you state that your speaking facts. Don’t just pull numbers out of a hat and throw it on people. Yuh si di response yuh get. Learn how to back up statements with evidence. I don’t even think this person understand percentage to rass. 40& would be more than just a failed State. It would be a disaster, no builders, engineers, KMRT

  • OBSERVER says:

    @ read n write all a mi family dem can READ AND WRITE! Di only prablem mi hav is wid mi granny cazzen seh no matta how mi teach har how fi use har laptop she kip a type in JMG as a website instead a Jamaicangroupie.met an di oda issue is she cyah fine Instagram she kip on a type in Telegram :) so there :sup2: She isn’t illiterate she’s just simply not Internet ready :cendol

  • lisa says:

    China yuh nua reach home yet? Fi put me on the pink wall can’t wait

  • Lundun says:

    milikeit a so sum ppl love talk outta dem ass an tink a everybody chat shit.

    dat read n write idiot neva live no weh a jamaica. probably lived inna one tent inna sum bush dunga westmorland.

    read n swipe, u neva hear bout google??? when in doubt, just use up di google search. ass hole

  • lisa says:

    China god soon put u on subjection don’t worry mi love mi skin color and I love meeeee

  • OBSERVER says:

    Lundunnnnnnnnn calm yuh nervessss oooo Unless she blond @ Lundun plz doah call har idiot frahm dung a westmoreland an plz to CAPITALIZE mi Parish…Westmoreland :)

  • BABYGIRL says:

    Nuh fool dat a chat uppa top, a straight ignore and mute him fi get…Tap type patios and English ina same sentence yuh rass, and you mean are not or…and “a people like yuh wah know betta, nuh way… yuh stupid frog..tek yuh fuckery sum weh else yuh deh try fi be relevant……now fuck off!!

  • Lundun says:

    observerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    a dung deh u cum from???? cass crisse!!!!

    mi know two a u fellow parishians … bomboclaaaaaaat dem ave mi a way more time starrrrr. woieeeeeeeeeeee

  • Yep! says:

    @ read n’ write…has anyone ever told you that you sound like a moron because if not, I’m letting you know now, that you sound like a fucking moron

  • lisa says:

    Positive ppl do positive thing yes china I came back to america and doing much better than u! I have no time fi de pon pink wall u walk and chat bout mi love put u up pon di wall when ah u eat,sleep, and breath it gal do not fuck wid me china cause I will fix your fucking business

  • Yep! says:

    No need to respond…it”s a rhetorical question…douch bag!!

  • Met says:

    lisa u are who?

  • Obara Meji says:

    [email protected] and granny…lolololollllll….poor lickle ting, mama ah try…yuh funny bad..lolollll!

  • Met its the same thing I’m here pondering..Lisa who are you & how all your comments are just directed at China so??? :nerd

  • Met says:

    is like china a ansa har but we nah si di convo…mi nah laugh eno :ngakak

  • Dwrl says:

    @read and write judging from your comments I can tell 40% of your ass is retarded. I see you trying very hard to impress us ms 60% but am not impressed. Fool fool gal if you trying to write proper english please remove the DEM and replace it with THEM ok, with your DOM self lmfaoooo

  • Dwrl says:

    read and write says:
    August 15, 2012 at 12:18 pm
    @OBSERVER no man me on dem still kool to this day i make sure dem get dem money on the regular but you still no answer my question stop run from it people like you way knows better no fi diss up people like that when you knows some of your family member can’t read or write too. every jamaican have a family member that can’t read or write or spell.

    NEED I SAY MORE( yes my great granny she’s 86 she never went to school). But you went to school , what is your excuse??

  • LadyWoW says:

    am rice wid lyfe 2 china

    :maho

  • tawkchuet says:

    Met no sahhhhhh Met whey u say China a ansa but we nah see is a mad rasss womainnnneee mi laff till mi choke.

  • Lilyface says:

    Why y’all making a fuss over reading and writing, when we on the pink wall doing our thing weather in proper english, or patios, we understand what each order is saying in both languages, we speak. Jamaican aer verstile people. It’s a shame when one tries to degrade ones self. We take pride in every thing that we do. We prove it to the world just last week. We are bright intelligent pll.

  • MY NAME IS says:

    @Lilyface…What is your point? Further, what you call degrading (criticizing the spelling)others may view as uplifting….If it makes you feel better the person being criticized is not Jamaican :thumbup

  • BIPOLAR says:

    WTH…IS WHO LISA A CHAT TOO? SHE ALL A RESPOND..LOL..BOUT CHINA DONT FUCK WITH ME,MET A REAL MAD SOMEBODY DIS…FROM I BORN

  • Lipstick says:

    only jasmine mi naam too, nothing else

    china yu tink yu easy

  • cass3765 says:

    Is that China damian gal weh him nuh wah she well dash weh belly fi him last month

  • Head sick says:

    Yo every day you guys sit on china name give the girl a rest. This bipolar girl Lisa no body see yuh, yuh love problem too much and don’t know to fight. tell mi what yuh have china don’t have. What yuh own? China fi chop yuh right in yuh face.

  • OBSERVER says:

    Lisa……….Schizophrenia: Illusions: :hammer

  • Tell it all says:

    Which Lisa di big man one? I hope not. Di deportee someone please tell mi it’s not her popping all that shit really. Eye open wide!

  • @ Lilyface SO BECAUSE JAMAICA WON GOLD MEDAL…YOU THINK THAT MAKES SOMEONE (BOLT AND THE REST OF THEM) BRIGHT AND INTELLIGENT???? Cause i know even the DUMBEST PERSON CAN BE BEST AT SOMETHING BUT IT DOESNT MAKE THE SMART AND INTELLIGENT. EXAMPLE LOOK AT FANTASIA (R&B SINGER) SHE DIDNT EVEN KNOW HOW TO READ OR MUCHLESS SPELL AND SITTING ON MILLIONS. YOU ASS WIPES KILL ME WITH YOUR NONSENSE…!!!!!

  • same ting me seh most of my people cant read and write…much less have common sense…the most ignorant people mi find among my jamaican people…sometime mi caant badda cyaa most a dem only have basic elementary education and them fraid fi carry a english speaking conversation and dem wonda y dem cant find a real job but deh bout the place a prey and beg. i have nuff associated that big inna tings but wen it come to common and book sense dem lacking. well mi nuh lie china kuntry GUYANA literacy rate beat my kuntry by far and i am being REAL with the facts. can sombody look up the literacy rate for GUYANA and compare with the other island. Dem people deh brite and nuff ah dem in a foreign holding REAL REAL job and position inna society. At least dem graduate from 6 form the most. My husband is Guyanese and him have him BRAIN and MIND str888….Him Seh Intelligence run inna dem Culture…

  • Education stats: Guyana vs Jamaica

      Guyanese Education stats

      Jamaican Education stats

    Average years of schooling of adults6.25.3Ranked 49th. 17% more than JamaicaRanked 62nd.Duration of compulsory education10 years7 yearsRanked 38th. 43% more than JamaicaRanked 136th.Duration of education > Primary level66Ranked 55th.Ranked 115th.Duration of education > Secondary level55Ranked 151st.Ranked 171st.Education enrolment by level > Tertiary level4,84845,770Ranked 119th in 2002.Ranked 92nd in 2002. 8 times more than GuyanaEducation, primary completion rate12682Ranked 3rd in 2005. 54% more than JamaicaRanked 79th in 2005.Education spending (% of GDP)8.4%6.1%Ranked 9th. 38% more than JamaicaRanked 28th.Education spending (% of total government expenditure)18.4%12.3%Ranked 28th. 50% more than JamaicaRanked 72nd.Enrolment ratio > Secondary level65.7%74.4%Ranked 71st.Ranked 50th. 13% more than GuyanaFemale enrolment share > Primary level48.6%48.9%Ranked 61st.Ranked 36th. 1% more than GuyanaFemale enrolment share > Secondary level51.4%50.5%Ranked 26th. 2% more than JamaicaRanked 48th.Geographical aptitude results77.06773.754Ranked 31st. 4% more than JamaicaRanked 70th.Illiteracy rates by sex, aged 15+1.2%12%Ranked 124th in 2003.Ranked 74th in 2003. 9 times more than GuyanaPublic spending on education, total > % of government expenditure18.39 %12.26 %Ranked 22nd in 2002. 50% more than JamaicaRanked 59th in 2002.Public spending per student > Primary level116.2Ranked 126th.Ranked 45th. 15 times more than GuyanaPupil-teacher ratio, primary28.0427.53Ranked 52nd in 2004. 2% more than JamaicaRanked 55th in 2004.School life expectancy > Male9.8 years10.5 yearsRanked 76th.Ranked 67th. 7% more than GuyanaSchool life expectancy > Total9.9 years10.8 yearsRanked 79th.Ranked 66th. 9% more than GuyanaTertiary enrollment9.7%16.4%Ranked 97th.Ranked 78th. 69% more than GuyanaWomen to men parity index, as ratio of literacy rates, aged 15-241

  • For clearer details google nation master.com guyana vs jamaica

    So far it looks like jamaica is leading by far with this Illiteracy percentage. These are all facts. #Fair is fair

  • Met why would you delete my display amongst guyana vs jamaica clearly you see that jamaica beats guyana in Illiteracy and your ashamed!!!!! So your country isn’t so intelligent and all of that bright after all. Just remember a mind is a terrible thing to waste.

  • eny 10:33am I agree. I research the percentile literacy in the caribbean basin/nations and of all jamaica rank the lowest even thought its in the 80 plus percentile…the average literacy for all caribbean nations in the commonwealth is 90 plus percentile and jamaica rank the lowest side by side with dominica then below is belize and haiti the lowest 50 plus. But today nations are improving both technologically and government are becoming more active in the school system…. a mind is a terrible things to waste.

  • @,Eyn10:50 Agreed! I heard met said to someone up top where did statistics say such thing well the proof is in the pudding so now what? As a black woman im not here to bash jamaican or come off as though this is a laughing matter because it not!!! facts are facts.”Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument is an exchange of ignorance” ignorance is a Bliss!

     

  • Met says:

    me know seh me can read and write and mi whole family so why me fi tek my literate self argue wid over-literate u?…..

  • MET U EVA WONDA Y THE DUMBEST AND THE MOST UNINTELLIGENT PEOPLE ALWAYS GET VISA FI COME A FOREIGN….WELL AFTER DOING MY RESEARCH IS BECAUSE THEY R MORE OF A ASSET TO THE MARKETING ECONOMY–RAISE RAISE THE GDP…WELL WAT I MEAN DEM COME–MEK MONEY AND SPEND BACK MONEY…THEY BECOME GOOD RECYCLER TO THE ECONOMY AND DEM NEVA SAVE…..Y U THINK PEOPLE WITH ASSETS AND EDUCATION FIND IT HARD TO GET A COUNTRY VISA BECAUSE DEM NEVA SPEND DEM SAVE AND TEK BACK JUST LIKE THE JEWS. BLACK PEOPLE IS A MARKETING PRODUCT AND THE OTHERS LIKE THE COOLEY CHINEY WHITES DEM SAVE SAVE FOR RAINY DAYS AND THE FUTURE..DEM BUILD THINGS AND DONT RECYCLE–TITE POCKET WHILE WE BLACK WASTE IT ALL BACK…LIVE FOR TODAY-BOASY AND DIE TOMORROW-BRUK…SERIOUS TALK…THE VISA PEOPLE KNO WHO FI GIVE DEM DOCUMENTS TO THE KARLICE PEOPLE DEM–PSYCHOLOGY OF THE MIND—ECONOMY PROFITEERING

  • @ Cass3765 Which Damian she dash weh belly for last month?

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