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SHERLOCK STIRLOCKED

I NUH SUH SURE IF A NAGE THIS..DI SENDER SEH SI SHE…TUH ME DI MOUT LOOK A LITTLE BIT BUFFER DAN UJAL BUT SINCE DI SENDER SEH A SHE MI WILL ROLL OUT………………….. NAGE MI NUH SUPPRIZE OHHHHHHH ..CAN I TELL YUH AGEN? NAGE MI NUH SHOOK UP A [email protected]#$%^ NO MA’AM ..DI ONLY MAN MI EVA SI YUH WID A DI MAN A FARRIN AND CAN I TELL YUH HOW MI DID SHOCK WHEN MI SI HIM?? YEAH MAN MI DID SHOCK DESSO…NAGE SO A BRES TUH YUH TING NOW? OR A DI LESBIAN STYLE YUH A DIVE FAH? IF SO A BETTA YUH STAY PAN DI BANKING ! DAT NUH MEK IT MINI MOUSE…DAT STYLE NUH READY FI DI VIDEO YET AND NEVER WILL…UNLESS YUH NAH DWEET FI STYLE AN WAA WALK OUT..

SSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTT…HI BROTHER GARY…HI SIR… DI KNUCKLE DEM STUBBAN HEE MAN! IMAGINE DI PEOPLE DEM A TALK UP HOW YUH HAND BLACK AND YUH REALLY A TRY…REALLY REALLY A TRY SORT DEM OUT AND DI KNUCKLE DEM DUS A BEAT YUH BAD SUH..YUH HAFFI GO GLOVES UP MI LOVE AND WALK WID DI GLOVES LIKE YUH A DI NEW GLOVED ONE..BEKAW YUH REALLY NEED IT.. DI KNUCKLE DEM LOOK LIKE U DID A TRY FRY DI WHOLE HAN AND A DUS DI FINGA BUMP DEM KETCH..DI RES A DI HAND RAW…AN YUH A HOLD UP PEACE SIGN..HOW YUH SO BOASEY AND DI BLEACHING NUH FINISH? FAIRFIELD COUNTY SEND FI YUH NOW GARY…BOSTON NEXT? A TINK YUH FI STAY A CONNECTICUT BECAUSE A DEM SEH BLEACH TILLY SKIN QUAIL …MEK DEM SORT OUT YUH HAND BEFORE YUH HEAD BACK DUNG SUH..KAW JAMAICA 50TH REALLY NUH FI KETCH YOUR HAND DEM INA DAT DEH CONDITION..LISA HANNA NOT HAVING IT KAW YUH NUH NAME SHAGGY..YUH CYAA GET WHEY WID NUTTIN GARY…SUH DUS BLEACH UP GOOD AND DONE…….BUT WHEY MI A SEH DOE HEE…MAN GO KETCH BACK YUH COLOR FI DI 50th AN WHILE YUH AT IT ASK YUH SISTAH A WHA SHE RAILY DEH PAN..

38 Responses to SHERLOCK STIRLOCKED

  • Is that realllllllllllyyy nage??? :travel

  • HAPPY PEOPLE says:

    MORNING MET. IT LOOK LIKE HIM HAVE A SEVERE CASE OF ECZEMA OR PSORIASIS CAUSE DI HAMD DEM LOOK SCALY SCALY. HE NEEDS TO SEE A DERMA TO CLEAR THAT UP AND THEN RESUME WITH THE BLEACHING.

  • Met says:

    goodmoringgg is who a ask bout eczema ? soem ecz deh deh but not no natural nothing

  • HAPPY PEOPLE says:

    DI BLEACH NAAH GUH REACH DI HAND DEM TIL HIM GUH SEE A DERMATOLOGIST BOUT DI ECZEMA OR PSORIASIS, WHICHEVA ONE HIM HAVE. HIM NEED FE HANGLE DAT FIRST AND ONCE DAT CLEAR UP, THE BLEACH WILL MOST DEFINETLY REACH. YES MA’AM. METTY LOOK PAN DI HAND DEM FOOD GOOD.

  • sweet says:

    THE MONEY GARY SHERLOCK A PEND PON BLEACH, HIM NEED FI GO A DERMATOLOGIST.. SORT OUT THE SKIN PROBLEM…

  • MzBee says:

    Met me know Gary fi almost di whole a me life which is 30 an kum kum years..from we start high school Gary a bleach..an das ina di early 90ties..it di bleach neva reach den it naw go eva mek it..Gary blackness was di cool dark complexion but him mess it up by bleaching..might as well fling some color tattoo pan di hand since di bleach insists it naw go dung deh so..mi see Gary weh day an him laugh an say memba when me did young me did so black me couldnt get tattoo..now look pan me lol

  • Met says:

    a dat him seh?? so him can jus move to di hand tattoo den fi true :tkp

  • Met goodmorning unno a talk bout bleach nah reach it look like dah bait deh all arch him eyebrow tek a good look pon him eye brow

  • MzBee says:

    lol Met him nave no shame…an yes das Nage..i know dat shubble mouth anyweh..when we did younger we always tink Nage wudda go wid woman more than man cuz she always been a tom boy an das how she used to dress tom boyish..a now dat she waan put harself ina IKAN status she start dress feminine..

  • MzBee says:

    ENY 9:53 yesss di eye brow arch lol

  • Seriously!!! says:

    Who the hell tell dem so called man yah inna dancehall that wearing nail polish is manly. Dem jus a slowly work een di gay ting eeh man. What a shame!!!!

  • Anonymous says:

    lol me seh when mi si em di adda night ah di club, me seh no sah if em eva come next to mi wid dem deh hand deh ah gah shame him. TammyP yu brave but den again yu love nuff up yu self to ppl, so mi would ah expect yu go run teck pic wid em!

  • lol mi seh when mi si em ah di club tuesday night mi seh mi nu no o ppl gwan like em ah some celebrity.

  • IDGAF says:

    okay (anonymous) CALL HOT97 AN TELL THEM WHY U MAD< YA JUST MADD SAY DEH MAN NO COME TECK PICTURE WID YA, SHAME HIM MUST SHAME YOU! U A NON-FUCKIN-FACTOR BITCH!!! GET A LIFE

  • Gary u are a batty bwoy all of u tight pants bleach out face act more girly than ah big pussy whore mi know him n him dancehall crew batty burning them

  • ppl buSINESS says:

    MET u no c say a wutlis sushanna wid NAGE ELEPHANT CLOWN…. before she go look a future fi her pikney mek ele a tek her fi 1 man mascot…dat de gyal de only care bout d nails n d hairstyle nutten else…as fi NAJE dem run in a anyting fi mek dem name call but me never c her wid MALE but d bredda yet

  • Met says:

    ppl busines powwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  • Him have on nail polish he is an undercover gay guy he buys batty from the gay guys in mobay I know this cause him sleep wit mi male cousin who sell as in mobay

  • simplicity says:

    elephant man was at dis pawty hold on deh

  • all i know dem craaaaaaaaaawny bad

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    hol on deh w8 deh gary yuh rly gwaan creme yuh hair tooooooo invistigata simply yuh needed ova suh

  • simplicity says:

    which pawt kia?!?!?

  • Anonymous says:

    Sushanna work?

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    di first pic a gary luk pon him head how di hair jus str8 suh?!?! creme him creme it

  • simplicity says:

    yep,it all ova process.

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    :ngakak :ngakak bwahahahaha i cyaaa wid dis dude :tkp

  • Anonymous says:

    Sushanna u need a life,ele send u home when u a breed sey house a fix u run go kotch up back a Sherlock and when him get in a trouble a u him call. Not even a party pan him nuh buy gi u nothin to u name just ele baby and fuck u nuh shame. Kim dem still carry clothes fi u and the baby

  • front row seat says:

    SIMPLICITY I CAAN MANIJ YUH ENUH. WEH YUH SEH HAPPEN TO GARY HAIR? IT OVA PROCESS, :tkp LOL GARY A WHICH CREAM YUH USE PAPA?

  • THAT THING THEY CALL SHERLOCK IS THE MISSING LINK BETWEEN MAN AN MAMMAL SCIENTIST HAS NOT FOUND IS SPECIE YET. SO LADIES IF I WAS YOU I WOULD KEEP AWAY FROM THAT ALMOST BLEACH OUT MONKEY. IF HE HAS SO MUCH MONEY IT SURE DOESN’T SHOW IS BLEACHING LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING FROM A HORROR MOVIE I AM JUST SAYING.

  • ppl buSINESS says:

    Met u kno say not even a STROLLER SUSHANNA have fi d baby??? ELE did put her out yes wen she did a breed n sen her bk a SHERLOCK …MET wen d gyal move bk a pure scandal bag n suitcase d gyal move bk in wid like a farin she a come from pon vacation, wen d child born u would a tink ele would a buy a AC causen JAMAICA HOTTT like fire …U waan see d big ole LASKO FAN a blow CURTAIN…lmao… DAMN MAN MASCOT!!!!! a true ELE kno say SUSHANNA a d fooles gyal him tek up d rest a dem na stay wid him if d money no de de – n eerybody kno ELE no kno wha nam eFATHER so a hype SUSHANNA in de fa- GARY dem can chat her u see MET…cause u kno him name LASH OUT..lol

  • Met says:

    :tkp

  • simplicity says:

    mnl not even stroller yuh sey dats not gud nd wah day him a show black diamonds pon uchube dem a play wid him

  • PPL buSINESS says:

    Dat chick SUSHANNA is soo wutlis she no see say it look really bad d man have d resources fi set her up n she only a settle fi cloths n boot, n d cloths n boot dem not even mek sense cause dem look like a HOT MESS, girl everybody a look somen out a life (house n car) WAT SAY U??

  • I swear to god u ppl hve nothing To do di gurl baby well taking care of har man tek care of she n her baby unno badmind dat di man neva dish her dirt him love up him woman bad him deh sherlock every day unno wicked dutty ppl a time fi unno stop sush hold up yuh head gyal dem aguh c u dem mouth soon shut up

  • ANNOYED says:

    BUT GARY A BATTY MAN HOW HIS HE WEARING NAIL POLISH ITS NOT A GOOD LOOK ………..MY BLOOD RUN COLD SHITTI COCKY BWOY

  • Gary is a downlow man

  • ppl buSINESS says:

    @ EYN so a unu a d ediot fren dem sushanna have a full up her head a bag garbage?? how u fi say d ppl dem a go live fi see her when she de wid man fi over 6 years n nutten fi show but a baby??? unu no see say unu a clown? which part in a MEK IT OUT A LIFE STRUGGLES DICTIONARY unu c dat??? everything that sushanna does reflects WORTHLES mek him no buy her 1 visa mek she go do her own shopping since she a REAL HOUSEWIFE!!!LMFAO, more like REAL YAAD GYAL, unu gwhe n no come pon ya wid unu WUTLISNESS

  • Batty man batty man

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