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China Fabulouss James
17 hours ago via mobile.Star girls don’t borrow/wear there friend bags, shoes or clothes. Wear what you have yuh eyes too red. Step your game up fake star. All smile-:)

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Keisha SweetJuice Trini NO DAY. WEAR WHAT U HAVE AND BUY WHAT U CAN AFFORD17 hours ago · LikeUnlike ·

Mark Hall And some bwoy fi do the same thing too!17 hours ago via mobile · LikeUnlike ·

China Fabulouss James Keisha I live by that rule. 17 hours ago via mobile · LikeUnlike ·

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Mark Hall A mi fi tell u,big up urself and keep ur thing tun up same way!.17 hours ago via mobile · LikeUnlike.

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China Fabulouss James Shandel str88888. But mi love buy the stuff from the thief dem. 16 hours ago via mobile · LikeUnlike.

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So met this boy(gary harrison) deh pon facebook a look fi woman fi dance up inna him strip club, di boy a (Edited) man mi hear oooooo and him a use woman fi cover up the real activities a di club, man can go deh and get a good fix up from another man. Him live uptown inna mansion in the sky and a drive all sort a expensive vehicles, met me hear seh him is a well known top uptown man “gyal” so mi need confirmation. Smaddy come dash out di file nuh


Gay man fined for pouring hot soup on ex-lover
BY TANESHA MUNDLE Observer staff reporter [email protected]
Tuesday, April 24, 2012

A man who was injured after his ex-lover poured hot soup over his head left the Corporate Area Resident Magistrate’s Court in disappointed mood today after the judge did not comply with his request to drop the case.
The accused, Duwayne Brown, was taken into custody and charged after he poured a cup of hot soup over the complainant’s head during a heated argument concerning their relationship.
But the complainant whose burns was visible on his neck when he appeared in court today told the court that he only wanted the magistrate to warn Brown.
“I am leaving the country tomorrow and I would just like you to warn him that’s all,” the complainant said.
However, Senior Magistrate Judith Pusey told him that she has to sentence Brown because he pleaded guilty to assault occasioning grievous bodily harm.
“Your Honour I just want the case to end,” the complainant insisted.
The magistrate after making enquiries about the complainant’s injuries was informed that the burns were not serious and fined Brown $5000, or three months in prison.

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The owner of the goat Mr David Mutunha said he caught Chisare in the act with his goat after he heard sounds of distress coming from the animal. Residents in Ward 28 in Norton were left stunned by the bizarre incident which happened on Saturday night.

Police Spokesperson, Superintendent Andrew Phiri confirmed the arrest of Chisare and said the suspect is expected to appear in court this Monday.

Last month a 34 year old Chirumhanzu man appealed to police for help after being ordered to pay lobola and marry a goat he was allegedly caught having sex with. The animal’s owners assaulted him before dumping the animal at his homestead and demanding lobola.

The man identified as Dziva admitted being found in the Sithole family’s goats’ pen but dismissed allegations he had been intimate with the animal.

“It’s only a suspicion, I was not caught red-handed but they (Sithole family) claim that their goat is pregnant and they are demanding that I pay for that. If they found me in there, does that mean I was being intimate with their goat?” A local headman said the matter had since been referred to the chief.

In August last year, a 16-year old boy caused a stir in Buhera for satisfying his sexual desires with chickens, calves and goats. At least three chickens and one calf died within a month after the sexual encounters.

The teenager, Egious Chikoore confessed that he only gets sexual gratification from animals. “I have been intimate with the chickens and goats nearly every day. Sometime I target the calves in the kraal when everyone retires to bed,” he said.

Egious, a school drop out was employed by Mbuya Ester Chitendere as a herdboy. Chitendere, narrated how the bizarre incident began.

“I employed Egious in April and his duties were merely to herd my stock since I am aging. The problem began when several of my chickens mysteriously went missing after attending my brother’s memorial service.”

“We hunted for the chickens but failed to locate them only to find one behind the main bedroom. We were not suspicious although its backside was wide open. A few days after the incident, I discovered that several chickens were ill but we failed to identify the sickness.”

“We opted to slaughter and feasted on the meat,” she said. Mbuya Chitendere says within a week, she mysteriously lost one of her healthy calves after seeing it showing the similar symptoms.

“The calf died within a week.” “It was not easy to inform my daughter Simbisai, who resides in Britain as she would be heartbroken. “It had stopped feeding and its eyes had changed into a whitish colour.”

“We threw it away but I was really troubled for losing my stock in such a mysterious manner.” However, the beans spilled when Mbuya Chitendere noticed one of her chickens battling to walk.

Mbuya Chitendere smelt and detected fresh human semen all over the chicken’s nether hole. “I placed the chicken in a basket and asked Egious about it but he declined.

“Yaichururuka hurume.” (human semen was oozing from it) “I rushed to Egious’s aunt who stays in the neighbourhood and she could not believe her eyes.” Egious eventually admitted he had a lust for fresh chickens, cattle and goats, but not on a braai stand.


Investigators probing the murder-case against dancehall entertainer Vybz Kartel have now submitted the forensic material in the case. The forensic reports were turned over to the Director of Public Prosecutions Monday. A senior investigator told RJR News that they have now submitted the videotaped material; the telephone data, including text messages exchanged between the persons allegedly involved in the killing, and the forensic material.

The forensic material revealed that bloodstains taken from the scene of the alleged killing, were that of human blood. The reports also revealed that persons who carried out the crime, attempted to destroy the evidence by setting fire to the house in which 24 year old Clive Williams otherwise called Lizard, was killed. However, the senior investigator said they were able to retrieve bloodstain evidence at the crime scene. The telephone data or text messages reportedly give goring details as to how the body of the victim was disposed off.

Vybz Kartel, whose real name is Adidjah Palmer, is charged jointly with members of his Gaza Empire for the murder of Mr Williams. It’s alleged that on August 16, last year, Mr. Williams was taken to a house in Havendale where he was beaten and stabbed to death. The cops reported that they seized a cellular phone used to record the killing and that has helped them to show that Williams was killed although they didn’t find his body. The others accused of the crime are deejay, Shawn Campbell, also known as “Shawn Storm”; fashion designer, Calvin Haye, also known as “Moonie”; Cayro Jones, Sean Williams, and Andre St John. Justice Marjorie Cole Smith had given the police until Monday to submit the material following complaints from the attorneys for Vybz Kartel. A bail hearing is tentatively set for Friday before the Home Circuit Court.


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