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NO DORA BUT WHOLE HEEP A EXPLORAH

62 Responses to NO DORA BUT WHOLE HEEP A EXPLORAH

  • SERENITY says:

    Do they have a place where they house these people in the daytime & let them out at night?
    As the world turns… :tkp

  • Angela jet set needs a good rested vacation….Natalie look like a football player…..who told Hazel stush fi duh that to herself..,she needs to cover up man

  • Dwl ah wah dis man
    GM metty

    But wait somebody can tell jackie goldstar say me wah kno har lipo doctor!!! Dwl she mawga n stay bad likeee might as well she kept the weight on with her OLD ass ! Favor mawga dog mi na lie b! .. Di rest a combolos unu need GOD ! Look pon dem langgg time big woman n man ya angela u still comin out? Unu look tiad

  • Met says:

    FP morninggggggggggggg

  • Met are these pics from the FUGLY Awards 2012? Naah sah. Dis nah happen at ALL.

  • Met says:

    jbh u cyaa tell dem dat doe

  • Marie says:

    di first pic, if she have so much CONFIDENCE TO WEAR DAT OUTFIT, WID HAR SOUR SELF, she MUST have DISCIPLINE TO LOSE WEIGHT!

  • Met morningggg and everybody get morningggg tooo!!! Met is who dese ppl and what kinda party is Dat? Dem look strange mi Naah lie… Why jacky don’t get rid of the tail behind are it’s odd looking…

  • Met says:

    morning bubbleup a doe know sahh

  • Tannn Nuh Charlene Dat ?? Where is pitt bull p??? Hoooooo

  • Haaaa look at say bad crystal she still look bad no shape do up batty gyal she look like a damn monkey. Since she do up har batty she feel sey she dah shit wey cyah pay rent and always ah sleep a ppl house wid har pickney. And love thief ppl tings di one dats next to natilee . And suck off the whole ah mt. Vernon mon dem reyyyy crystal ah u a happen dwrcl

  • Met mi av a vision mi say jmg soon tek ova eno, cleaner and observa soon start link yuh eno, yendi post dem shell whey eno, Anna know di tings dem eno, yendi yuh baddd eno, mi still a laugh to rahtid!!

  • Met says:

    tek ova whey bubbleup ? :tkp

  • AAAAYE DIOS MIO….the Revellers at Brady’s friend party.Not 1 good thing to say….

  • Tek ova di news media eno metttttt hayyyy yuh Nuh si yaah get large sarge in charge!!! Di ppl dem wid di ligit suss close family members, frends and fuckers dem guh news media a yuh dem a dash it pan oooooooo… Metttttttttt :peluk

  • Met says:

    bubbleup u mad oooooooooooooooo :peluk

  • Dem Naah guh* mi fi say

  • why Hazel f*ck up herself suh… no to rass she fava one wrestler inna dah outfit deh… go back inna you house and change girl…. dat nah mek it at all!!!

  • DELUSIONAL says:

    THE SAD THING IS THESE PEOPLE REALLY THINK THEY LOOK GOOD AND ARE SETTING TRENDS. THEY LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF ZOO ANIMALS ..NOT EVEN BECAUSE PEOPLE ACTUALLY VISIT THE ZOO TO LOOK AT THE ANIMALS BUT THESE CREATURES HERE ..I JUST DON’T KNOW! SAD

  • gm met…..

    pic # 1 she is very brave to wear that outfit her confidence a shot like a std …pic #4 jackie and her man lawd only good knowS why he is wit her always at goldstar doing NOT A DAMM …pic#6 well well well hazel stush who told you that outfit a gwaan who never told you that is not ur fren and if yuh mane baddas let u walk out like that him nuh luv yuh lololol…….pic #7 natalie that lace front weave deh tired yuh fuck ……..pic#8 Angela jet set need fi go sit her ass down old fart inna every party aa bruk out like she a 20 kmt ….pic#9 showa chris no word for him ……pic#10 i dont know wat him have on ………#FUGLYx1000000

  • Met any more news on chino asafa and di crew I am sweating for some good celebrity newsssss lol

  • Met says:

    bubbleup when mi hear mi will post mi haffi add up di mettulus dem till it brim den mi dash it

  • This fat bald bitch really needs to stop. Where the fuck are her kneecaps.

    They ALL look like circus people.

  • HAZEL LOOKS GOOD THE THEME WAS DOMINATRIX AND SHE LOOKS GREAT

  • At first glance I thought Jacky goldstar was Frenchie you look better before this drastic weight loss oh well if it works for you who am I to judge

  • BBC says:

    Lawd weh fi start? MI naw lie… Mi nuh know hazel but har belly flat nuh ras!! her outfit was appropriate for the theme… Pic #1 JEEEEZZZAAAAM!!!! she confident bad and har fren dem is WICKED!! Jackie gold star loose too much weight she looked better with her weight on… Ah who dat showa chris ah chat to.. him lawyer?? lol! Gela really need fi cool dung from the partying.. from mi born dem ah go dance til now! no man… she nuh need fi promote har dance cause it ago sell off regardless! Dora.. she look regular! Not even know seh ah fi har dance! mi see har look better at other ppl dance. The party look like 1 mess!!

  • xhale says:

    @ BBC nuh kill wid wid di showa Chris comment…Dwl a mussi him lawyer him did a try [email protected] crystal a Weh she did deh?MET A DID ONE DUTY BIG TING WID DA GYAL DEH.SHE FIND HAR MON IN BED WID HIM OWN DAWTA AND RUN WEH ….BIG DISGRACE A MT.VERNON

  • Cause it flat no rass! And har gut did big no rass wey day!

  • joe says:

    A who Di winter special in a the first pic???

  • CANDY CANE says:

    PICTURE 1 LOOK LIKE AN OVERSIZED ELEPHANT.
    DUTY STAY BAD DORA ,U LOOK LIKE WHEN THEM THROW BLACK GARBADGE BAG A ROAD SIDE FROM THE FRONT.FROM THE BACK THE BITCH LOOK WHEN DEM THROW BLACK TAR ON BOSTON ROAD. GOLD STAR JACKIE U FACE LOOK LIKE AN OVER SIZED BREADFRUIT. IT DONT FIT U . U LOOK SICK BAD. THE YOUNG BOY WHE U A MINE STILL DONT WANT YOU. ANGELA A DI THE OLDEST ONE , AND SHE LOOK THE BEST OUT OF ALL THE YONGER ONE.

  • MAD DEM says:

    JACKIE AND ARE MAN A MAD UNO NASTY RASS.WEN JACKIE NUH TOO FAT SHE TOO SLIM.UNO SORRY SEY UNO CANNOT FIND A MAN TO LOVE UNO LIKE JACKIE BOO U GO JACKIE NUH LOOK PON JOHNCROW YA.

  • all i want to know when did the circus come to
    town

  • Dwrl says:

    What this event called old prostitutes and young hookers?? Why they look so??

  • @enter 1:23 if that was the theme, she never get it, there is a difference between dominatrix and hooker. Dominatrix no dress so. She would have pulled it off better I guess with a hat and whip

  • simplicity says:

    har theme name was dominatrix

  • CANDY CANE says:

    MAD DEM—A WHO TO BLOODCLAT NASTY JACKING CAN MAD. ME SAY SHE STAY BAD . SHE NUH LOOK GOOD. IF ME DID EVEN A LOOK A MAN ME WOULDNT TEK MY FUCKING GODCHILD MOTHER MAN OK.MTY GIRL IF U SO FUCKING STUPID AND HUNGRY GWAN A GOLD STAR. UGLY JACKIE CANT MAD NOBODY.

  • DADA says:

    hi mets,mi nahh lie a who tell hazel no stush fi wear da outfit deh gal u wicked 2 rass,look how yuh shape like a square dat not 4 yu!! 106 yu reach di dentists yet??stinky mouth..lol paul stop walk an eat di dutty gal dem PUSSY fi clothes yu sick stomach!!GELO yuh sell offf!! all di time tell di dutty ppl fi low yuh

  • @XHALE ah tru yuh ah talk di gal babyfather rape him own daughter and tell di police dem dat he was HIGH FROM ECSTASY….NOBODY neva wah sleep with she cuz dem seh AH BARE DISEASE HIM GIVE HIM DAUGHTER WEN HIM RAPE HER…..CRYSTAL AH ANYBODY..KMT MI HEAR SEH DI FIRST DAY HIM SPEND IN PRISON SOME INMATES STAB HIM UP..

  • needfidead says:

    All u dunce ass people that have no life i wish when y’all r writing all these bad comments about innocent people i wish the computer botton just eletricute all u dumb and motherfucker. Everyone a yall need fi dead

  • Met says:

    u bright bad and cannot spell electrocute ..death a di best a some a wi because in the end many gwine wish fi dead n cant so mine a blessings u a send come gi wi

  • simplicity says:

    :sundulgans

  • @needfidead AH WHICH ONE IS YOU IN THE PIC DEM?…MI WAH KNOW SO I CAN CLASS YUH…

  • mAD DEM says:

    stinking candy why a idiot like u want to take me on? i can see u know every body business u news bug.jackie teck her god daughter man but u teck ur mother man.atleast jackie have her business wat the fuck u have except for ur std mouth and pussy.yuh chatta box yuh. come off jackie back.she have her man wey want her and she is happy so keep been sad ,mad, angry and jealous candy.jackie is ok.gold star to the world.go and look a life a man and a job.abaaaaay.

  • 106 says:

    Dusty stinking ppl go suck uno mothers look and dress better than every bitch in dduncehall none of yall bitches can’t walk in my shoe 106 to the world

  • hazel did look good.she should have wore this to her party.her party suit was madness a must sharlene meck it.nobody else in there right mind could make that suit.fling up hazel party pic dem

  • State Side says:

    Who the fuck wears outfits like that to dance anymore. It’s all about a cute little dress and a bad pair of shoes. Those outfits reminds me of Biltmore Ballroom days back in the early 90’s and the girl in the red looks like Mad dogg the dancer.

  • @ 106 and clean up park no one don’t want to walk in your shoes on here Bitch all yuh do a walk and beg 20$ a night for the next night dance like dog 106 yuh walk from dance to dance and eat like yuh belly don’t have no buttom yuh don’t buy drink inna Party all yuh drink is water and lie say yuh have SUGAR yuh have the nerve fi tell ppl when they don’t come to yuh party for champange money and your 20$ 106 and park you are a lowlife your fucking shoes is nasty and fuck out yuh stop walk and fuck women fi $ ? keep how much party over the years and don’t have a car of your own you is a sad case bitch yuh need move out your mada house befor yuh come try run off your suck hood mouth .

  • DADA says:

    DUTTY 106 A WHO WAAH WALK INNA URS SHOES..KMFT BITCH PLEASEEE!!!BEGI BEGI STINKY MOUTH GAL GO DENTIST GO TEH OUT DI ROTTEN TEETHS DEM OUTA YU STINKY MOUTH,BOUT NUH BODDY CYAA WALK INNA YUH SHOES WHO WAAH DO DAT ONLY A PATHETIC LOW LIFE SCRUM WUD WNT DO DAT,WEH YUH DO 4 A LIVING 106???TEEF TROW COCKY PARTNA AN NAH GET NUH DRAW,LICK OPAL CLIT…LMFAO YU SHAPE LIKE A SQUARE NO SEX APPEAL NO SWAAG,YU TREAT YUH MUMA LIKE SHIT YU SHUD BE A SHAME A YUSELF…YU MEMBA WEN YU A COM FR DI PARTY AN SEDUNG PON GELLO JACKET HOW SHE WAAH DAS IT WEH BCAR YU STINK UP DI WOMAN JACKET WIT YU STINKY FISH MARKET,AN WEN DI BWOY CARRY YU WEH AFTER DI PARTY A HOTEL AN HIM NUH STOP WALK A TELL HIM FRIEND DEM SEH UP A TOP STINK AN DOWN A BOTTOW STINK..DEDING!!!BITCH NUTTIN NAAH GWAAN FI YUH!YU REPUTATION BADDDD!!YUH NEED PRAYER 106,HONORS URS MOTHER DAT UR DAY MAYBE LONG MEMBA DAT OLE NASTISH.

  • DADA says:

    MEK YU FRIENDS DEM COM CHAT NUTTIN MORE DUNCE GAL CUS WE ALL KNO SEH YU CYAA READ,MEK MI EMPTY YU LIKE SODA BOTTLE,MEMBA MI HAB YU FILE DUTTY LOW LIFE GAL!!!!

  • queenie says:

    @Dada a true ua talk….top n bottom stinky…mi fren tell mi so,ho

  • BBC says:

    Well Dada, mi naw lie… From LONG time 106 mouth ah stick ppl up anna seh “don’t bumboclaut move pussy” is true! Mi nuh know nuttin bout di dottom but anytime she talk up inna mi face mi haffi hold mi breath and tek few steps back. 106 yuh fi tek di likkle constructive criticism we ah gi you and find a good dentist. Mi know 1 ah bk weh bad!! Yuh cyah walk pon street wid dem WMD breath deh… It nuh fair! So just do all of us the favor and treat yuh hallatosis… Also, easy pon di eye shadow, less is more!

  • CANDY CANE says:

    SOUR PUSSY NATALIE, U MOUTH STINK LIKE SHIT. U HBEGGIE BEGGIE NUH BLOODCLAT , WITH U FUCKING EASYPICKING BCOLLECTION. U CHEAP BITCH. U NEED TO GO AND TAKE 106 BATH TO WASH AND SCRUB U DUTY PUSSY. U NEED TO SPEND TIME AND WASH U PUSSY BEFORE U GO A DANCE. YOUR ROTTEN PUSSY A STINK UP BRONX, BROOKLYN,QUEENS, LONG ISLAND AND MANHATTEN.
    DUTY GAL BEFORE U TRY FE COMMENT TO ME GO WASH U STINKING DUTY SMELLY PUSSY DUTY NASTY NATALIE.

  • CANDY CANE says:

    NATALIE –
    NO BODY DONT WANT TO SUCK YOU. U PUSSY STINKKK.
    MAN EVEN A REFUSE TO FUCK U BACKWAY NASTY GAL.

  • CANDY CANE says:

    MAD DEM
    IF A BLOODCLAT JACKIE LEFT OVER TASTE BAD DUTY FOOD A FEED U HUNGRY BELLY BLOODCLAT PICKNEY DEM, DONT TYR FE TEK ME ON TONIGHT.
    HIM DONT WANT HER UGLY CAMEL LOOKING ASS. A MINE SHE A MINE HIM . THE WORLD KNOW THAT.
    YES TO BLOODCLAT A ME SAY SHE TEK HER GODDAUGHTER MOTHER MAN. SINCE IT BURN U SO MUCH GO JUMP ON ONE OF HER STOVE.

  • CANDY CANE says:

    MAD DEM—-
    A NUH ME MEK HIM KICK WHE U FOOT SO U CANT GET FE SUCK OUT JACKIE OLD ROTTEN PUSSY.

  • Met says:

    oh lord nuh badda cuss har bout dat no more man..memba people have feelingss

  • A WHO THIS says:

    IS DADA A MAN?DADA IF U A MAN YUH WORST THAN MATTERHORN .DADA IF YUH A MAN FI YUH HOLE MUST BIG LIKE BOB MARLEY FUNERAL.YUH WORST THAN A BITCH.IS IT DADA OR DONNA? DADA FI YUH BATTY NEED CEMENT SHOVEL, GRAVEL, STEEL, BOARD, DIRT AND 7 MANSION MAN FI FIX IT.DADA IF U IS A MAN YUH IS A BIG DISGRACE.DADA A MUST SHIT FI YUH COCKY GO INTO.DADA NATALIE MOUTH STINK BUT FI YUH COCKY SHIT UP.WAT KIND OF MAN COULD U BE.HOLY MARY.DADA YUH NEED GOD

  • MAD DEM says:

    MET WERE MY COMMENT I JUST POST.

  • Met says:

    i do not know

  • Met says:

    its in spam where it should be…no more cussing over here

  • MAD DEM says:

    PISA BED CANDY CANE.WAT A WAY JACKIE GOOD LIKE A TROUBLE YUH HEART.YUH INTO EVERYBODY BUSINESS CANDY,WHY THE FUCK YUH DONT TALK SEY YUH STEP FATHER A FUCK YUH.CANDY WHY YUH NUH TELL EVERYBODY SEY A FLOOR YUH SLEEP PON YUH FRIEND LISA SEY SHI TIRED FI A WALK OVER YUH FACE A NIGHT TIME WEN SHE WANT GO PISS.

  • Met says:

    goodnight

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