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Scientists: ‘Look, One-Third Of The Human Race Has To Die For Civilization To Be Sustainable, So How Do We Want To Do This?’
JANUARY 26, 2012 | ISSUE 48•04

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WASHINGTON—Saying there’s no way around it at this point, a coalition of scientists announced Thursday that one-third of the world population must die to prevent wide-scale depletion of the planet’s resources—and that humankind needs to figure out immediately how it wants to go about killing off more than 2 billion members of its species.

Representing multiple fields of study, including ecology, agriculture, biology, and economics, the researchers told reporters that facts are facts: Humanity has far exceeded its sustainable population size, so either one in three humans can choose how they want to die themselves, or there can be some sort of government-mandated liquidation program—but either way, people have to start dying.

And soon, the scientists confirmed.

“I’m just going to level with you—the earth’s carrying capacity will no longer be able to keep up with population growth, and civilization will end unless large swaths of human beings are killed, so the question is: How do we want to do this?” Cambridge University ecologist Dr. Edwin Peters said. “Do we want to give everyone a number and implement a death lottery system? Incinerate the nation’s children? Kill off an entire race of people? Give everyone a shotgun and let them sort it out themselves?”

“Completely up to you,” he added, explaining he and his colleagues were “open to whatever.” “Unfortunately, we are well past the point of controlling overpopulation through education, birth control, and the empowerment of women. In fact, we should probably kill 300 million women right off the bat.”

Because the world’s population may double by the end of the century, an outcome that would lead to a considerable decrease in the availability of food, land, and water, researchers said that, bottom line, it would be helpful if a lot of people chose to die willingly, the advantage being that these volunteers could decide for themselves whether they wished to die slowly, quickly, painfully, or peacefully.

Additionally, the scientists noted that in order to stop the destruction of global environmental systems in heavily populated regions, there’s no avoiding the reality that half the world’s progeny will have to be sterilized.

“The longer we wait, the higher the number of people who will have to die, so we might as well just get it over with,” said Dr. Chelsea Klepper, head of agricultural studies at Purdue Univer­sity, and the leading proponent of a worldwide death day in which 2.3 billion people would kill themselves en masse at the exact same time. “At this point, it’s merely a question of coordination. If we can get the populations of New York City, Los Angeles, Beijing, India, Europe, and Latin America to voluntarily off themselves at 6 p.m. EST on June 1, we can kill the people that need to be killed and the planet can finally start renewing its resources.”

Thus far, humanity has been presented with a great variety of death options, among them, poisoning the world’s water supply with cadmium, picking one person per household to be killed in the privacy of his or her home, mass beheadings, and gathering 2.3 billion people all in one place and obliterating them with a single hydrogen bomb.

Sources confirmed that if a death solution is not in place by Mar. 31, the U.N., in the interest of preserving the human race, will mobilize its peacekeeping forces and gun down as many people as necessary.

“I don’t care how it happens, but a ton of Africans have to go, because by 2025, there’s no way that continent will be able to feed itself,” said Dr. Henry Craig of the Population Research Institute. “And by my estimation, three babies have to die for every septuagenarian, because their longer life expectancy means babies have the potential to release far more greenhouse gases going forward.”

While the majority of the world’s populace reportedly understands this is the only option left to save civilization, not all members of the human race are eager to die.

“I personally would rather live, but taking the long view, I can see how ensuring the survival of humanity is best,” said Norwich, CT resident and father of three Jason Atkins. “I guess if we were to do it over again, it would make sense to do a better job conserving the earth’s finite resources.”

“Hopefully, the people who remain on the planet will use the mass slaughter of their friends and loved ones as an incentive to be more responsible going forward,” he added.

26 Responses to WHAT IS NOT DIS

  • SERENITY says:

    I would suggest the scientists who came up with this idea start by killing themselves & all their family members. Lead by example mi say,kmft :travel

  • What a piece a brightness this though God !! Then if this is the case, me a nominate some a dem waste people yah weh get featured pon Jmg !!! But fe real though dem really serious !!!!! Me caan believe wha me really a read, so why a Africa name affi call first and why women should be killed first ,dem set a scientist yah a go too damn far ,dem need fe go kill of dem self and dem family and friends.

  • nick says:

    I think the earth should be use for farming and vacation and man should live on the other planets in the solar system.

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    morning serenity lol a dat mi a read an tink…dem can die first smdh 2.3 billion ppl dem waan murder

  • nick says:

    why Africans there are more whites and Asians than us

  • Ok then!!!!!!!! mi never know seh man tun God, how comes mi never get dat deh memo. Sombody need to get rid of these scientists because they are capable of doing anything, now we gonna hve to start watching even the food we eat. Lord have mercy ……. WHAT GOD Has CREATED LET No Man DeStROY ……… God Naaah sleep so Fire fi di wicked

  • WTF?????

  • sexillisha been M I A for a minute now i am back biatchess says:

    *blank stare* what the hell kmft dem all a plan mass suicide a wha diss

  • ahh sah! says:

    Met this sound just like one movie mi watch weh day! In time wid Jason Timberlake! Sick fucking movie! but unu here dem nasty blood hole? Bout African! Go suck unu mada!

  • Anonymous says:

    A long time dem a seh dem tings. Why u tink dem always a fight war?

  • milikeit says:

    The scientists should kill themselves first. This is all bullshit. The earth can accomodate, it sounds like the white scientists realize that the white population is shrinking and are making excuses.

  • One Order bun New World Order - which 2012? says:

    Kmt scientists have brain? Dem love build city-sized prison and town-worth ah tenement buildings fi government funds and ppl tax money but dem can’t build ah sky scraper full a tree with a green house effect fi vegetational food and oxygen bout di eediat Dr Henry Craig from PRI ah talk bout “babies have potential to produce more greenhouse gases”, fool mussi want ah bax from mi 9×19. An dem same one ah bun dung marijuana tree weh produce mass oxygen fi wi breathe and marijuana is also used as ‘hemp’ to replace your limited resource of limted fossil fuels. Dem ah di real murdera, di real terrorist. Ah dem fi sing kartel song kmt bout top 1%, ah u ah di minority, easier remover your top 2 million and save all di madness u want bring bout


  • SERENITY says:

    mawning kia,dem stink like
    that is why mi keep telling jamaicans fi start farm up di land dem a ja & stop depend pon foreign goods but dem nah listen,dem get too foreign minded
    if oonu eva see my back yawd,a bare veggie…mi just wish mi did rich fi have up many acres fi farm it inch by inch. All mi need is a tiny house wid bare fruits,veg & food,mek dem tan deh. You see how dem go up a space go bludclaat dig up & stir up tings up deh & now cause all sort a tings fi a back fire pon earth? A dem same mofo cause all this khaos we having now & this is the only solution they can come up with? Sick set a demons dem. Look who dem wah kill,babies & females,you nuh see is a set a battyman dem? Is like dem wah man & man just start murda dem bludclaat

  • my2cents says:

    Well China has been doing this. People cant have more than one girl child, if they do, its killed in the hospital. I think these are things even the US have been doing for years. Remember when the US injected the Guatemalans with disease? This is only one of many cases. This has been happening infront of our eyes already, majority of us just haven’t taken notice. Weapons of mass destruction such as haarp have been helping.

    Its the harsh reality but it is true that we are depleting the earth’s resources. I think this is also another excuse for them to cut the amount of people in the world for better control when it comes to the New World Order. The Mayan calendar ends 2012. I guess they plan to let the doomsday predictions come true.

    I dont know why everybody is acting surprised. We are the ones who have allowed all these things to come into play by ignoring all that has been happening around us and calling them “conspiracy theories”. Wake the fuck up n look outta unnuh eyes. It nuh hard fi see what a gwan

  • Lundun says:

    i don’t believe this story is real

    call me stupid, but i believe it to be a hoax.

    di way dem first world country yah love talk bout human rights, i find it hard these ppl went in public and spoke so callously. dem sound sick

  • Lundun says:

    and i agree with u serenity

    a pure man deh pon da panel deh, one big set a battyman, dem fi dead fuss….if diss real

  • my2cents says:

    In this day and age, there is way more we can do and there are other solutions. However, it comes back to this thing called money. That is one of the systems designed to keep majority of the world down. Man is not working for the good of his fellow men. There are many solutions but maybe today, those solutions are very far fetched based on the fact that man is not working for equal rights and benefits to all mankind. The first place to start is to get rid of the money system but again, this is a bit far fetched at this time. Many solutions but these elites are not interested in solutions that will better mankind. They prefer solutions for their own gains.

    Again, mi seh wake up!!!!!!!! A years mi a tell people fi wake up. Some laugh afta mi, some say mi mad, some say mi a conspiracy theorist. Now some a dem same ppl just a realize wah mi been talking bout all these years.

  • my2cents says:

    Lundun, unuh been systematically and subliminally fooled. They would kill women first because the more women, the more children to be produced and dem nuh want dat. Dem wah kill babies because dem nuh want nutn new come in, its easier to control what they already have.

  • nick says:

    I predict a deadly flu outbreak in the next couple of years, they already try the test run with the swine flu. so peoples unno need fi stay informed.

  • Anonymous says:


  • Ever wonder every year when winter comes everyone catch the flue? Cold weather is suppose to kill germs. What a gwaan? Is this Bio warfare?

  • my2cents says:

    EYN 1:18 what you just stated about everyone catching flu in winter has nothing to do with bio warfare. It is a fact that change of climate will make u sick. Just like if u leave US inna winter and come JA, its likely ur gonna get sick because a d change of climate. If you leave from a place like Portmore and go somewhere with cooler weather conditions such as Manchester, you might get sick. Dem ting deh just natural.

    Dont get mi wrong now, bio warfare is very much a reality but getting sick when climate changes is just natural

  • A so u ting!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous says:

    Keep believing dat.

  • these idiots have been talking about this since the times of Plato. avoid vaccinations, GE food, flouride, grow your own food. how can a human decide the earth will not be able to sustain the growing population.

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