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PAMPUTATE BEACH WEAR ~

91 Responses to PAMPUTATE BEACH WEAR ~

  • no no no no no but a wah dem yah?? where dem yah ppl come from?? and eho is that girl looking like batman matey??? where the hell they thought they was going?

  • money says:

    No man da computa dae did drop hahahaha a how it look so hahah no man Pam yuh fi gwan betta enuh.

    Big arm yuh cudnt glue on d sumn dem betta pon d dress look pon how d glue jus a show so cho man

  • Met says:

    di cake have mi a cryyy

  • TickyLikeNike says:

    THIS PARTY WAS HOSTED BY WHALES N UGLIES OR SUT’N?!?!

  • money says:

    Pic 13 and 14 mi na sey ntn :shutup:

  • R.K says:

    is a cake dat bloodclatt not even a dell or HP but a acer smh….suh y da cake deh look suh like it nuh icing good

  • money says:

    Met it look like d computer had a great fall lol hahahaha look pon d acer writer pon it nuh o my Jeeeezas(Shebada voice) all d cardboard a show noooo sah mnl

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    a laptop cake dat?!?!?!

  • my 2 cents says:

    What a whole heap a fluffy ppl inna one place. met me haffi tek in d cake a few times before me see say a cake caz me scroll pass it n a say wah kinda mash up laptop dat n wat was its purpose at a party dwbrcl. dat deh laptop look like it get some proper lick, no sah, wat a ting

  • money says:

    how d cake chippy chippy an tan so an yuh knw sey mnl doe look pon all d part whea d “LAPTOP” close d part whea yuh lock down #deddingggggzzzzzzzzzzzzzz a grung mi dae call d ambulance fi mi pleeeaaassssee :D :ngakak

  • Met says:

    kia mi in tears mi weakkkkkkkkkkkk

  • omg wait thats a cake?? mi rassss lmfaoooo me deh a work a dead. a weh dem find dem yah wale from?? lmfaoooo

  • money says:

    My2 Cents yuh knw yuh bad hahahahahahahahahaha no mi a dead ova ya mnl enuh BIG ARM Pamputae cudnt buy 1 a captains tuff cake dem no man dem sumn ya a sin enuh a wickedness dis

  • oh bwoy says:

    me nah lie da dressmekka deh wicked to pampam cuz dat outfit deh nuh tan goood pan u atall and fi yung gal u coulda use 2 small golf ball r couple gravel and cotch up the breast y the hell innna pic 8 u tek in such a deep breath u neva fraid u pass out

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    _______________________________________________________________metty yu a cry suh mi luk n luk fi d cake…..neva kno a cake mi tink seh dem tek pic a d sound man laptop…dem wicked tuh d likkle cake baaad >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  • money says:

    Really unu look pon pic 2 wid d cake an tell mi sey a nuh whea mi think mi c really is there………look pon d keyboard part an tell mi if unu c “BIRTHDAY PAMPUTAE”birthday in a 1 line an Pamputae ina d next line wid each letter pon a button………………

    Hey if mi laugh nuh more mi suppose to dead 2dae ya hahahahahahahahahahaha

  • oh bwoy says:

    GOOOD DAY ALL met i knw its a bizzy day but how do i sign up?

  • money says:

    KIA yuh 2 dutty bout yuh think d ppl dem tek pic a d sound man laptop

    Mi not even wud a talk bout d cd an d mouse whea dae beside a it an d pissa wole whea wrap roun it mi cyaaa badda wid dis enuh

    Sweets,Eyecandy,Luv Trace,GG,Cindy whea d ppl dem dae o my world mi cyaaa badda

  • Met says:

    email mi…i already have 2 ppl mi mek mi put up everybody one time

  • yoko says:

    di CAKE ave mi weakkk ooooo
    but part from di dressmekka fail, mi like hw she did try be likkle konspikuos an nah show up 2 much a di “fluffyness”
    dwfllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    pamputuss yu a di greatest…. seem like yu sen out invites speshally fiddy fluffy nation, is wey suh much a dem com fram..

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    wah mi duuuuuuuuuu money _______________________

    murdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa “happy birthday pamputae” d cake seh fi choo choo

  • R.K says:

    #iaredeading……nooo sa suh how laptop cake drop in to di theme a di party.. weh da party yah did name whales vs dolphins

  • Lipstick says:

    histriiiiiiiiiiiii, a weak out in ya, dis is serus, fatulous dem a di best dwl

  • money says:

    Kia mi did think a me alone c it mi cyaaaa badda enuh mi reaaly zoom mi computa cause mi really waa fi c if a dat d cake sey mi cyyaaa badda

  • Lipstick says:

    pampu an pinky not ugly eno, pampu mi artist please sue di dress mekka an di cake decorater

  • Lipstick says:

    di cake decorator nuh easy smh

  • money says:

    Sue Lipstick mnl d cake person want a fat shaaaaat a wickedness dat mnl lol lol all d dress mekka whea yuh c d ole a d clue pon d frock cho man

  • my 2 cents says:

    dwbrcl money u too bad enuh. u see how u eye good dat u cudda see dat? All when u talk and me a look me cudda hardly see it

  • a di laptop screen unno wah see dwrcl nooo sah pam need fi tek back har cake money

  • Lipstick says:

    money a dedding, di cake look like it chip up, di dress mekka dwont like pampu, she grudge di woman fi har dj career, dedding

  • qpick says:

    mi dead oooo..the cake, the dress. u see how the man them turn them batty towards the cake. it look like them pup pan the cake and chip off the icing.

  • Lipstick says:

    met is who fa granny dem deh inna pic 13 an 14

  • Met says:

    lipstick doe mix miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :travel
    yuh know is a towel mi haffi get fi wipe mi eye when mi done laugh..di cake box mi dung

  • @Met, you know good and well this shit aint right! You have people on this site falling the fuck out!!!!! Girl, you got us fucking speechless, I’m laughing so hard my sides starting to hurt! Have you seen the size of Pamputee and Pinky? Met those bitches is gonna sit on your ass when they get hold of you for this one! (SMILE….)

  • qpick says:

    u see the mouse how it look like pumpum. me belly.

  • mi a tek in di pic dem pon fimiyaad naaa sah is a whale party dis

  • Met says:

    flatbush mi nuh tink nuh baddie ina dat pic beat di acer cake…mi haffi draw fi back up!…all di mouse look like it have real yeye

  • Lady WoW says:

    mi a pop up in yah…met a weh dis …please nuh tell mi a Ft. Lauderdale dis…
    What a pack a mampy in a one place..da world must a tilt da day deh

  • Lady WoW says:

    DI CAMEL TOE….NO______________________ :shutup:

  • @met do a best dress worse dress include di cake….unno comment dem mek mi weak nooo sah mi a laugh till mi wah piss miself

  • Met says:

    a nuh camel toe dat a hengingzz

  • Lady WoW says:

    MET>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hengingzz..no sah..mi cyaan botha wid u 2day

  • Sim says:

    Met I honestly didn’t know that was a cake… i thought they had some sort a display to show using d old laptop in a bag wid sand…dwl a d 1st mi see dis… tnx fi d laugh

  • Met….dem topix ya nuh good widout Danhai an Kaboom. Mi speechless to dis one. Mi a gwaan read an EXPAAANND mi nollige.

  • Met says:

    little willie fi real..but please do say something

  • When mi walk inna dem paaty ya, mi do a quick browse a di cyast, an by wha mi a seeeee, if di muzik sweet an mi decide fi stay a minute mi nuh even waan rubbin alcohol near mi….no sirreeeeee…..no excuses in di morning. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

  • The old hog in the orange how fucking disgusting for a big rass woman, hate when these old farts no want let go off their youth , when it run gone farrrrrrr left dem

  • Met says:

    willie____________________________________________________________________

  • money says:

    hahahahahahaah everytime d laugh get stale 2 mi mi go look back pon d cake an it jus all come back fresh again hahahahaha

    Met real talk now which cake yuh think tek d honnazz Linkage cake r Pamputae cake?
    ps.memba d cake whea did come pon ya early dis year whea sey “congratulations linkage wid d skrip an join-up writing in a 1

  • Jah kno says:

    why are these people so ugly?

  • Anonymous says:

    DI LADY WID DI MAKE UP OVER HER EYE A WEH SHE A STUDY IT LOOK LIKE KINDERGARDEN CHALKBOARD WTF!!!! SOME WOMAN A REAL MASCOT EEH PLEASE DONT DO THAT AGAIN SERIOUSLY…

  • Bliss says:

    *stares @ pictures*…….

    What did I say about super fat heffas wearing leotards….?

    Hard ears…I am sure at least one person must of stopped them before they stepped out.

    …the last one… with the watermelons on her chest…my tits are big but you don’t see me parading like that.

    Granny in the orange swimming suit & red wig: you look a steaming hot mess. You are far too old to be dressing horribly.

    …And no words for the scarecrow in the blue thing above you.

  • Met……meeza Brightlight type yu no. Mi kyannot manij this party here.

  • money says:

    ppl go 2 search an look for “Di ‘biggest’ cake a di year-N more linkmess awards”………..Its dated MARCH 8,2011 an tell mi which cake tek d prize mi cyaa decide mi waa helppppppppppp hahahahahahahahahahahahaah

  • i think Pamputae looks nice… it’s her thing to dress like that and Pinky looks like herself too… did you guys expect better from them?I didn’t… The cake a badda mi bad tho…. mi hope Pam beat out di baker bloodclat fi do her cake like that…. me very dark and is not my cake and mi can imagine how she did dark when she saw the outcome….

  • SWEET says:

    LADY WITH THE GREEN AN ORANGE EYE SHADOW NEVER AS LONG AS YOUR BLACK, DO THAT TO YOUR EYE LIDS EVER AGAIN…AN WHY LADY IN PIC #13 REMIND ME OF FRANCIS THE TALKING MULE, SAME HAT AN GLASSES NOT TO MENTION DI TEEEEEEET… AS FOR WHOMEVER MADE PAMPUTAE OUTFIT THEY SHOULD LINE DEM UP OUTSIDE A GP WALL AN SHOT DEM.. DAT OUTFIT IS ATROCIOUS.. U KNOW WHAAPPEN MI GIVE UP.. JAMAICAN PEOPLE ARE NOW BEING KNOWN FOR EXCEEDINGLY BAD TASTE, GARISHNESS AN OVER EXCESS. :tai:

  • @money da cake yah beat “congrat linkage”

  • qpick says:

    me na read right, anonymous a trouble ppl, no sa…look how u galong bad the other day when u friend did up ya :hoax2

  • money says:

    EYN 4:06 a real thing fi tru da cake ya tek d cake of all cakes mi weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak bad bad bad o my mi cannot laugh nuh more

    Qpick yuh c u

  • Cindy Royal says:

    1-2-3 & suck in that gut & pose (camera snapping)

    & turn & suck in & pose (camera snapping). Dang if only the tyre wheels could be sucked in too

  • DOT says:

    When I see some women I think I can go naked if I want for look how them shape and a show body. But come on man. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

  • qpick says:

    cindy________________________________________________________

  • money says:

    Cindy________________________________________________Royal________________________________________________

  • Cindy Royal says:

    Pampu big up yuh cake yah mi gyal! At least some work guh into it an it custom made an all dese tings an mi nuh si nuh PriceSmart wrapper. Acer to di world, even doe a HP mi seh still. lol

  • Met says:

    cindy____________________________ di cyaad bowd a peep out pan di laptop topppppppppppp …di fundant mussy cudden mek from scratch…pampe u too bad

  • Kremlin4life says:

    Them picture yah have me inna stitches met how u so bad, boy tha cake deh have me a pop up black frosting uggh a who trouble dem ppl yah dem Nuh realize set weh inna June n Halloween Nuh till October this a case of dressmaker wicked she coulda tell me say she Mek dem ugly costume yah :repost:

  • Kremlin4life says:

    Say she Mek dem ugly costume yah need a different angle pan di cake me want see the screen :ngacir2 me side

  • Cindy Royal says:

    Oh rahtid, mi jus realise seh a di zoo mi deh an not di circus. Mi si camel toe, whale, FRANCIS THE TALKING MULE (thanks Sweet) lol.

  • MsUniqu3 says:

    the cake looks like an old broke down laptop,eww

  • A WHO DI
    BROWN GIRL IN PIC 2 A WATS HER FILE?

  • THIS IS A PARTY FOR WHALES AND OTHER SEA CREATURES. WHERE IS CLIFTON BROWN, HIM SEH NOBODY CAAN CROSS IT, BUT DEM WHALE YAH MUS CAN CROSS IT. DWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Met says:

    FRONT ROW MI INA TEARS_____________________________________________________________________________________________

  • hmmm says:

    leave dem alone dem look cute…but me some lady de wan go sleep..ah dem bed

  • hmmm says:

    but wait wah do d cake?? mussi mess up in transit

  • MET DEM MUST CAN MANIJ DI WATA. POWW POWWW FI CLIFTON BROWN. DWL!!!!!!!

  • hmmm says:

    last pic inna d white wah do you..

  • @3:40 leef di ppl dem, dem fi enna house anna look out, mek dem fulljoy life how dem want to, me wok enna nursing home sometime an see ppl dat caan move, and some a dem wok all dem life, anno end joy dem money, so me naaw knock dem go a head mommy do wat mek unnu happy, dats y mi love mi country, they know how 2live. NOW ABOUT DI CAKE,,,,,,,, MET IF U NEVA POINT IT OUT ME WOULD NEVA NO A CAKE DAT……… NOW PAMPUTATE WAT DI FUK IS DI PERPOSE AFF DIS CAKE, PLS COME EXPLAIN……..

  • hmmm says:

    @ front row me weak..

  • Met says:

    bigup mi seh mi cry cause smaddy ask is what that thing lmaooooooooooooo mi haffi draw mi towell no sah

  • I am just saying, if the bus can swim why dem caan manij di wata. LOL.

  • simplicity says:

    danhai yuh comment needed fe dis

  • Met says:

    simply mi tell him and him seh him still want pampam

  • simplicity says:

    ________________________________________________

  • pink whale and purple shark look good thru confidence mi nah lie mi rate pamputae…dem seh fat a wear~!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Nooo Met…these picho dont do justice…the party sell off…mi watch the video pon youtube.. lol…these picho show di worst lookin ppl…most of the ppl dere did look good ..yuh haffi watch di vid..true talk …. and pamputae did look cute..the picho nah do har justice

  • status says:

    front row seat i am weakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • dick r harde says:

    di usual scallywags……there are different planes of view…one dimensional( flat like a stick figure), two dimensional which has form (like a cartoon) and 3 dimensional (which has form, shape and depth)…..di gyal wid di side face pose again you are two dimensional, hence you are a cartoon….as for di rest of dem di only one mi like is di one in di gold outfit wid di red draws wid di pum pum a fight like it a try get outta prison…camel toe to di woorrlldd….bwuhaaahhaaa

  • cherry says:

    mi pussy mi no wa come back pon mi computer an se them picta yeh met pleeeease tek them dun the cake lok fuck up like the owner sumaddy please go look fi the dressmaka an who mek the cake an kill dem so them no fuck up no body else

  • SMFH poor thing that cake is so fucking ugly it wouldnt pass my mouth all if mi a dead fi hungry and this partyfull and whales and cows>>>>can anybody say got milk?????

  • HIGHLY CONCERNED says:

    Mettttttttttttttttttttt, a floor mi deh…GUD GOD of grace, a cake dat???? YOW ME TINK ADI SELECTOR LABTOP CRASH AN BURN FROM DANCELL HEAT….METTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT… NO, TO BLOODCLAATE. THIS MEK UP FI DI JMG SHUT-DUNG YESSIDAH…

  • HIGHLY CONCERNED says:

    typo: meant to say dancehall heat

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