Monthly Archives: March 2011

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Cold Ground Was My Bed Last Night…A wah dat 5Star?

Met, the proper story pon foota 5star! him baby modda Nardia, Ishawna sista deh a new york wid him son, lef the dutty boy a Jamaica inna dem house. Deh boy don’t have a chimmey fi piss inna! every ting in deh belong to she and har modda! him all a bring in di woman weh drive the range rover inna di house, deh a dance up and down with har and the people dem inna the complex see and carry back the news. Well har modda send har go a Jamaica fi pack up every ting! bed, fridge, stove, all plate and fork and lef the dutty boy pon de ground fi sleep! not even a glass a cold wata, ah so fi duh dem! After she dun pack she go a every dance and fly out! brap! brap! bet the fool fool ms bimmer soon run een come gi him a bed.

BENJI PIMPSTAZ?

LINKAGE’S MESS

 

Mi nuh know if a hip or hop…a feel a more hop…why dat green wig and its not St. Patrick’s day…Unless Linkage Awards tun Irish parade yah now…Fram retired mermaids tuh news paper dresses and out dated pagent frocks..I cyaa believe D’ Angel have on what she  have on…From di wig to di stay bad dress tuh har bres dem whey waa tape up..Linkmess Awards kaw nuh Linkage nuh deh deh…. no clothes link…nuh hair link nuh teet link…kaw Angel mout look mash up …nuh potato nuh beat it.. one a di time mi a look fi ”The mighty Sparrow” an all now mi nuh si him kaw mi swear a carnival mi did deh…den mi start all sing ” You can dance , he can dance , having the time of your lifeeeeeee”.. disco ball glitz wudda kill mi yeye. Bwaay unno did tan bad more dan good no lie a doe know howwww unno neva start smoke di room because neggytif an neggytif sure give off positve!

 

GOODMORNING-POWER OF PRAYER

Power Of Prayer – How powerful is it?
The power of prayer should not be underestimated. James 5:16-18 declares, “…The prayer of a righteous man is powerful and effective. Elijah was a man just like us. He prayed earnestly that it would not rain, and it did not rain on the land for three and a half years. Again he prayed, and the heavens gave rain, and the earth produced its crops.” God most definitely listens to prayers, answers prayers, and moves in response to prayers.

Jesus taught, “…I tell you the truth, if you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, ‘Move from here to there’ and it will move. Nothing will be impossible for you” (Matthew 17:20). 2 Corinthians 10:4-5 tells us, “The weapons we fight with are not the weapons of the world. On the contrary, they have divine power to demolish strongholds. We demolish arguments and every pretension that sets itself up against the knowledge of God, and we take captive every thought to make it obedient to Christ.” The Bible urges us, “And pray in the Spirit on all occasions with all kinds of prayers and requests. With this in mind, be alert and always keep on praying for all the saints” (Ephesians 6:18).

Power Of Prayer – How do I tap into it?
The power of prayer is not the result of the person praying. Rather, the power resides in the God who is being prayed to. 1 John 5:14-15 tells us, “This is the confidence we have in approaching God: that if we ask anything according to his will, he hears us. And if we know that he hears us – whatever we ask – we know that we have what we asked of him.” No matter the person praying, the passion behind the prayer, or the purpose of the prayer – God answers prayers that are in agreement with His will. His answers are not always yes, but are always in our best interest. When our desires line up with His will, we will come to understand that in time. When we pray passionately and purposefully, according to God’s will, God responds powerfully!

We cannot access powerful prayer by using “magic formulas.” Our prayers being answered is not based on the eloquence of our prayers. We don’t have to use certain words or phrases to get God to answer our prayers. In fact, Jesus rebukes those who pray using repetitions, “And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him” (Matthew 6:7-8). Prayer is communicating with God. All you have to do is ask God for His help. Psalm 107:28-30 reminds us, “Then they cried out to the LORD in their trouble, and he brought them out of their distress. He stilled the storm to a whisper; the waves of the sea were hushed. They were glad when it grew calm, and he guided them to their desired haven.” There is power in prayer!

Power Of Prayer – For what kind of things should I pray?
God’s help through the power of prayer is available for all kinds of requests and issues. Philippians 4:6-7 tells us, “Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus.” If you need an example of a prayer, read Matthew 6:9-13. These verses are known as the Lord’s prayer. The Lord’s prayer is not a prayer we are supposed to memorize and simply recite to God. It is only an example of how to pray and the things that should go into a prayer – worship, trust in God, requests, confession, protection, etc. Pray for these kinds of things, but speak to God using your own words.

The Word of God is full of accounts describing the power of prayer in various situations. The power of prayer has overcome enemies (Psalm 6:9-10), conquered death (2 Kings 4:3-36), brought healing (James 5:14-15), and defeated demons (Mark 9:29). God, through prayer, opens eyes, changes hearts, heals wounds, and grants wisdom (James 1:5). The power of prayer should never be underestimated because it draws on the glory and might of the infinitely powerful God of the universe! Daniel 4:35 proclaims, “All the peoples of the earth are regarded as nothing. He does as he pleases with the powers of heaven and the peoples of the earth. No one can hold back his hand or say to him: ‘What have you done?’

BALLAH RAM-RERUN-PEPE GOODISON

D’ Angel
Tunya
Lena
Shanoyia
Carlene
Nandi
Blondie ( di one whey did deh wid gyptian)
Any a Bounty Killa swipe and lef ………….Pepe battam dem

Rosie
And MANY MORE
Crowned with the biggest hood in Reggae Boy histrie…. reachin knee proportion dem seh Pepe use di lure a di hood and hawl in di gyal dem…As unno si him nuh really have it goin hawnnnnn up a top…but it ina body and pipe…him nuh refuse neither uptown nor down town sort out pepe tek dem all

 

****Pepe yuh memba di girl whey yuh sen fi a Englad years ago and only fi find out seh she tek yuh money mine a nex baller? Roy Fowl put yuh pan him flyer as special guest and bare tings….brave baller INDEED***

 

PLEASE STICK TO DI FILE AT HAND AND DONT DERAIL DI POST..IF UNNO START GO ASTRAY AGEN DI COMMENTS DEM A DELETE…STAY PAN TRACK…Thank you

RIGGLE MI SHE & RIGGLE MI SHACK

Riddle mi dis and riddle mi dat….. guess dese  swipers and perhaps not…. Ms Browd back did have di entertainer locked but she still seh ooman to har ting..All di Queen’s horses and all the King’s of the Dancehall pencil a write cudden spell nuttin pan har wall…she radda write pan di ooman dem wall…mawk up dem black bodeeeeeeee …mine dem up.. em em.. Take her tuddy candy shap..pap pah nah nap…Polly Royale was her spot..pap nah nah nap.. Stop reverse…pull up back di T.V show… Guh pan di banking a di beauty pagent…. chuck off ina di winna tings…. Di people dem seh Queen a Husban  an Pagent winner a WIFE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

BOIE- BOIE WAN TIME

 

Him Timm Timm how yuh doin? Can yuh see me?…I’m ova here…Timberlee di people dem seh yuh people dem write yuh  haff cause yuh tek di fence sumtime…All di gaza joining /paring ina di world cudden mek yuh rent pay…Now no waatah no lite Timberlee…How yuh manijin? Last week yuh get disconnek a hope dis very week yuh reconnek! Mek certu…Try stop pick up di people dem whey cyaa chow dung 3 shilling ina yuh bank..Nuff a di olda wan dem *wink wink* wudda glad fi a likkle gyal like you…Water an lite wudda tuh much when dem dun shell out dem pakit!

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