Monthly Archives: February 2011

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AN DI OSCAR GOZE TUUU

Javana first tings first….mi wudda encourage yuh fi really stick to di black hair …please an tanks… all dat deh heavy reddish brownish wig deh dow duh nuttin fi yuh face more dan mek yuh look like part a di  five star circus…THANK YOU! Mi seh if dere was eva a groupie whey mi can seh dem tings a run like when marble drap pan tile an still clap har like she win di Oscar a you Javana… GYALL yuh good mi nah loi… mi sidung  fiddy fus ina mi life and really gi smaddy ratings…NO SAH.. people when unno seh tun man ina MASKUT! call JAVANA… when unno seh can write poem pan spat fi any occasion call JAVANA… dah gyal deh can deh pan one cockey an write a poem seh she in mourning bout a  nex cockey an sed time while she a ride ..she a figa out di nex poem fi di man whey she a ride.. GYALLLLLL yuh win hands dung… boi boi… Yuh tan up a hole up 5 star sign… Bounty ina di sed pawtie likkle bit behine yuh … Javana yuh still waa di cyar fram him?…Him seh nuh cyar suh di poem neva work … back tuddy drawin bowd but mi know yuh gwine get it cause yuh good like dot! yeah man…HEYYYY  Andy from di looks  a yuh pan di cyar deh mi can tell yuh sawt out poaley..look like yuh can  bailey balance..yuh han dem trang a hold on but tuh how yuh waist set is like yuh hudda juk di back an tink yuh a go dung ina sumting…. yuh nuh mekkit!…Bway Javana mi nah loi di likkle poetry mash up Luton meds….* baby I want you back your’e the best I’ve ever had, Andy doesn’t do it better*… When mi seh meds an mash….MEMBA… LUTON nuh tap sing * Jus call my naaayhameee…an I”ll be there*  I a wonda how di balling season a go guh a Denmark dis hare….Luton waa shell out di bank book every page /chaptah an binda…no man yuh good!

JMG MAN COURT-JULIE -THIS IS HIS HOME!

please i’m asking u julie to stop calling down my phone,the other day you went and broadcast that you and legend move to florida smdh! NO sweety legend moved u to florida.now that he drop you off and came back home to ny to help me plan our daughter’s delivery you cant handle the fact that he no longer wants you.i did not steal your man he got tired of your worthless life, you cant clean cant wash cant cook,cant even fill out a application i know cause this is how he describe you.you cant be on welfare for the rest of your life they will soon get tired of you.i am a hard working woman and i dont use government checks to mind man.get off your ass and get a job calling my phone wont bring him home (THIS IS HIS HOME)your xfriend came in the shop and told me all about your plans to try and harm my baby with your evil doings.you dont scare me i fight fire with fire so know what you saying.how does it feel to be drop off like the waist trash you are?this is the month for lovers and i got mines right here so later fi u(in my jamaican friends voice)

FINGERS ARE NOT JUST FOR COUNTING

Hi…Meet Jade… a memba of the groupilus crew in Jamaica…her hands are very long and very sipple…she makes good use of them. Now Met dow knowz nuttin about dis girl suh will smaddy elaborate?

Fearfully and wonderfully made!

This post is for all those who have been abused (male &female) who were unable to talk about , who sometimes look at yourself and question your existence but forget that :-
I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made;
your works are wonderful,
I know that full well.

This abuse has been your cross, but remember Jesus was nailed to that cross, so you don’t have to carry it anymore. Sometimes when you look in the mirror you still see that young , innocent child who wanted so much to be loved and to be believed. We believe and love you today. We honor you because you have carried a heavy cross and today we tell you to lay them before God and all of us and let us help you to carry them. We will speak words of love and warmth, speak what you needed to hear then. That it will be alright, that it was for a time and its over now.

*Comment anonymous if you desire, its ok*

A NUH FIYAR MAN YUH YERE!

*Di smaddy seh faithful cockey sharers ….me seh cockey maskut , clown , an hiddyboo….IS TONI- ANN MAN… mek a clearie hup cause di person waa know yah?…okay den… Pinkie  is passs di man a pass an yuh shout him and wink tuddy picho man, from di pep ina Mattey step even di bline can si dat he was on da move!unno too bad mon! Is wha kine a real love yuh fren dem a talk an di man nat even hole on pan yuh Pinkyyy? Pampuful yuh dus as bad fah real… is who unno a beat-bad an how? unno nuh si seh Toni-Ann tap fret an get roun up like wow? Man cyaa kiss unno and hug unno ina picho and one bag a railing like a some marriage ting and a some afta shock sawtout unno a get….Pinky a set your jaw dem set or wha? Mi nah lie yuh a di only gyal mi si Mattey tek whey nuh have nuttin name waist….when mi seh nuttin…mi mean zero /rite up ina di neggytif sekshan..Unno fi stappit… jus tek unno one stab an keep it movin man … tell yuh fren dem fi talk di choot .. man a walk pass an yuh stap him … di picho frame/palish an shine up ina yuh profile…jus come fool pinkie das what yuh is.. yuh tink Mattey a go lef  Toni-Ann an tun yuh ina furse lady when not even Flechaz lan him move yuh outa? Yuh gotta be kiddin me ! Seet deh… smaddy bawl out wife and not even a good picho yuh can get fi life.. one nex one bawl out eternity love.. framma was shelled outa mi madda’s hoom…no sah… eternity love? Suh mek a ask yuh sumting Pinkie yuh believe dot? Eternity love an di way Mattey a bite heen him lip it seh a towsin words…*hey picho bway nuh tek di picho yuh nuh si a pass mi a pass/she’s just a fan/ I only hit it once*… Pinky whey yuh a seh? * wifey get kiss an matey back up/ I need dis picho a don’t have none fi show/ Toni-Ann dat boy is urns not minez *… Kaw yuh have a get ketch look tuh suh mi nuh know whey yuh really run gone pan facebook a try play it off and a act like yuh a star *Thank you, Thank you, Thank you*

an mi sure yuh know what time it is… NOT YOUR TIME!

In this photo:
Tuesday · · 

Kadesha Hamilton lol you nuh easy eeh

12 hours ago · 
”mi cant tek the mixup….so tonite fi u tmrw fi me how dat go????….met try clear this up deh plzzzzz….** confused**”

GOODMORNING-WHY ME GOD?

Why Me, God? – A Common Question
I’m sure you are asking, “Why me, God?” because something has happened that caused you to feel somehow singled out. Perhaps you feel that God must be punishing you for some reason. Why else would this be happening to you? Be assured. You are not alone. God has not abandoned you and He has not singled you out, no matter how you feel right now. Whatever you are going through, God’s promise is that He will see you through and give you the strength and direction you need. God wants you to know that He understands how you feel, that He knows more about your situation than you do, and that He saw it coming before you did. Above all, He began to work on His resolution for you before you even knew to ask! The reality here is that God is for you. He is not against you.

Why Me, God? – An Erred Belief System
Our feelings of “Why me, God?” are real. They are based on real events, but our conclusions may not be accurate. While we don’t want to minimize the pain you feel in any way, we do want to try to help you look more closely at why you feel singled out and whether or not you’ve arrived at a valid conclusion. The answers to why we conclude anything, even why we question God’s intent or purpose in any event, can be found in our highly individualized network of beliefs.

We absorb our beliefs from our parents, teachers, life experiences, books, etc. Some of what we have come to believe may sound right, but in reality our views might be too narrowly defined or inaccurate. We have bought into many ideas and concepts that distort our right thinking and actually work against us. For example, we have learned untruths that cause us to live the role of the victim, either of circumstances or of our past. These erred beliefs cause us to cry out in pain, “Why me, Lord?”

God’s answer is that we are not victims but victors. God has said that we can trust Him in everything and that every event in our lives should be counted as ALL joy (James 1:2). He has also told us that He will cause good to come out of every situation for those who love Him (Romans 8:28). When we ask “Why me, God” it’s really because we don’t believe God. Our belief system opposes God, so we feel singled out and victimized.

Most of us believe, at least on some level, that we need to understand everything. We just need to know why. When we don’t, we may feel God has betrayed us in some way. In reality, it’s not God who is confusing us or betraying us, it is our belief system. All those inconsistent, partially correct beliefs cause us to question God’s fairness in what we are experiencing. For example, somewhere in our belief system, we may have come to believe that we deserve to be blessed because we have been diligent to honor God, been a good person, fed the hungry, or helped our neighbor. We often believe that the things we do should keep us from harm’s way. Then when something bad happens, we are confused and ask God why.

Why Me, God? – Changing our Thinking
When something happens that deeply touches us, we often ask, “Why me, God?” We are quick to judge the event as good or bad. What if we were to eliminate the possibility that anything that happens to us is inherently bad and choose to believe that everything that happens to us is always good? Impossible, you say? It has to be one or the other, doesn’t it?

Belief systems are changeable. When we discover that something we have believed, even for a long time, is no longer valid, can we not simply change our mind and fully embrace the new? If you are crying out “Why me, God?” you must believe there is a God out there who hears you and you have hoped He would answer you. Maybe there was a time when you didn’t believe there was a God at all. If you changed your mind and opened your life to God, then you can also change your mind about judging events as being bad for you.

When we choose to believe that ALL the events in our life are good for us, even the ones that seem frustrating and painful for now, we are agreeing with God! When we choose to believe and trust God that there will always be a good outcome, we are trusting Him! Only God knows why we are going through these circumstances. Our new dialogue with God will be, “God, this is going to be an interesting journey. I’m excited to see how you are going to bring good out of this one. I trust you will!”

YES SIDONIE

This is sidonie…i’m asking you kindly to take down all the pictures you post on your site from my birthday party.
Those pictures i’m positive you took from my facebook and i didnt give anyone permission to do so.

THANK YOU

Excuse you??? Am I on your facebook to take pictures off it? Please
rephrase your email and refrain from accusing me of taking your
pictures. What would I be doing on your facebook page when you are not
on my friends list? Do not email be with irrational claims THANK YOU

OK..LET ME REPHRASE MET THE PICTURES ON YOUR SITE SOMEONE TOOK THEM OFF MY FACEBOOK PAGE AND SEND THEM TO YOU. I DID NOT GIVE ANYBODY PERMISSION TO DO SO, I’M ASKING YOU KINDLY TO REMOVE ALL FROM YOUR WEBSITE. THANK YOU

I will not be responding to you further on this matter. Have a good evening

Ok you wont have to be dealing with me on this matter anymore my lawyer will contact you.
Have a wonderful evening too my dear

No problem. Since its your lawyers pictures

**Now I really a get tired a dem people yah. A nuh di fus or second time Sidonie pictures a rinse pan yah.. Sidone a cause di people dem seh u flop and yuh get wrong bang why yuh vex dis year yuh run come ina mi mailbox..when yuh file rinse out yuh neva reach but yuh reach dis year 2011? Now, mi nuh deh pan dis girl page, she come seh mi tek dem off. Mi tell har rephrase and she put it ina caps as if she a try insult mi. Sidonie what grounds yuh have?**

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