Monthly Archives: January 2011

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GOODMORNING

God Is in Control

1You people may be strong
and brag about your sins,

but God can be trusted

day after day.

2You plan brutal crimes,

and your lying words cut

like a sharp razor.

3You would rather do evil

than good,

and tell lies

than speak the truth.

4You love to say cruel things,

and your words are a trap.

5God will destroy you forever!

He will grab you and drag you

from your homes.

You will be uprooted

and left to die.

6When good people see

this fearsome sight,

they will laugh and say,

7″Just look at them now!

Instead of trusting God,

they trusted their wealth

and their cruelty.”

8But I am like an olive tree

growing in God’s house,

and I can count on his love

forever and ever.

9I will always thank God

for what he has done;

I will praise his good name

when his people meet.

EMMERGENCY DI POWDA DASH WHEY ROUN YERE

”Met,Forgive me plzzzz…mi did ah siddung inna di office ah flick thru some pic (like u do),bored outta mi wit…But then all of a sudden mi eye ketch dem pic yah,woiiiiii di ole place did shell dung wen mi did buss out mi BIG DUTTY STINKING LAUGH!>mi seh…..all now mi still deyah inna dismay & shock horror! my question is IS DIS REALLY SANDY BUCKAS? WAT HAPPENED TO DA FACE?no sah,mi never no seh Micheal Jackson tribute did ah gwan as-well as di boatride pon land.How Lucky fi mek har come up suh eeeeeeeh???dat deh £ weh she dash out pon shoes,she shoulda use buy cream fi freshen up face and give har likkle glow cah u well need it moms! lucky ah stress it bad bad bad mi can see it .No comment pon di rest_”

TONI ANN COME YAH MI GYAL

MI HEAR SEH FIGHT GWAAN UP A SMUDGE OR YUSH DI ADDA DAY A WHO AND U CHILE? DIS SERIOUS A HOPE A NUH ONE A U MATE DEM!

HOLIDAY FLOP LIST

NOW DIS LIST A FI ALL DI PARTY GOERS/ FARRINAZ WHEY GO A JA AND EITHER UNNO SI DEM INA DI PARTY OR PAN DI PARTY SITE DEM AND DEM NUH READY- DASH DI NAME AND SEH WHY DEM FLOP….. NUH BADDA MUD UP NUH BADDIE JUS STATE DI OBVIOUS

STUN DEM SEX DEM?

Affi drop this like a bomb!!!.. Stun dem …and some gal man a bun dem …whooie …the new dance whey a mash up di whole a kingston…it hot a cowfoot sundays, grabba gal saturdays, sunday sundays, bike show a kirk, dem tek it to dem a buzz halfway tree pon boxing night di stun dem crew a gwaan badddddd.. but met di bowy whey inna di video whey originate the dance, name andy stun or daddy stun….have bout a 1 dozen fly batty gal round di whole a kingston 13 a mad over him, have baby mother a ready and new babymother pon di way…him not even buss yet and dem a gwaan wid a bag a tings… Mi hear seh him a dagga off all di gal dem wey inna di stun dem crew….met mi waan yuh investigate…..investigate mi seh Met

Met get di file pon Missan,Misshi and Tracy Stun dem file well dirty

Met Big up Yuh self…cause di site large and 2011 wi a gi it to dem

SUPA FREAK?

MET : HI THERE SUPA BARRY
SUPA BARRY:———————–
MET: MI HEAR SEH YUH SEH DI UNDA 18 DEM LIKE U KAW U HIS HAH FREAK CHOOT OR LOI?
SUPA BARRY : !@#$%^^&*
MET: MI KYAH DECODE DAT, ANSA MI QWESTYAN
SUPA BARRY: asdrttyyuioP
MET: HUH
SUPA BARRY :$%^&*()
MET : LISSEN MI MAN YUH NEED FI COME XPLAIN DI TINGSSSSS IS YUH A FREAK HAR NOT ??

DI REAL FROCK

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