Monthly Archives: January 2011

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PUSS, CAT AN ROACH INA BOOTS


DWL! MET CHARLENE COME BACK LOOKIN LIKE A HOT ASSSSSSSSSSSSSS MESS BETTA SEH DID STAY AH YAWD
NATALIEEEEEEEEEEEE IT LOOK LIKE U GET 2 OUT OF THE 106 FASHION TIPS RIGHT SHAUNA STARRR IT WASNT UR NIGHT OUTFIT NUH UP TO PARRR NUH TOO LOVE DI WIG EEDA N DOLLY DID LOOK NICE BUT MY QUESTION IS A WA DID A GWAAN SUHH MI NEVAAA YET SEE DME BEHAVE SUHHHH A PARTY LOOK PON SHAUNA MET NO SAA ALLL A TALK UP INNA VIDEO

NO WERD IN HENGLISH

DI REAL PUS INA BAG

Crystal Harrison, Star Writer
A man was the subject of laughter for his friends recently after they found out that he was pursuing a woman for close to three months and didn’t know that she was dumb.

THE WEEKEND STAR understands that the 40-year-old delivery man who works on and off in rural Jamaica, had met his love interest, a bartender, in Clarendon, and was trying to win her heart for three months but was later met with a shocking revelation.

According to the man, Roger James, “when I used to go to the bar, I used to jus’ give her a little money and buy her a drink and all she would do is to give me a pretty smile, but mi jus never get a clue seh dat she dumb”.

having conversations

A friend of James who is familiar with the story told THE WEEKEND STAR recently that he, too, was surprised that the girl was dumb because he used to see them having conversations. “I remember one time, di two of dem inna di bar and him did a offer her a drink, so he would ask her “what you want to drink, Pepsi, she shake her head, Malta she shake her head, Guinness, she shake her head until him call a drink name that she want and then she would nod her head meaning yes, so him used to jus ask her questions and answer them himself,” the friend said laughing.

According to James who would stop at her bar on several work trips to the country, “she don’t really own a phone but she did give me a number and when I call her on the phone, somebody else would answer and say that she is in the bathroom or that she gone down the road. To be honest with you, probably she was playing around with me or taking me for a ride because she should a mek mi know seh she can’t talk”.

Another one of James’ friends said he, too, was taken back when he heard what had happened. “Mi nuh understand James because all di time mi used to see him a talk to di girl, so mi nuh understand how him never know seh she can’t talk. Up to this day it puzzle me, it seems like him just see di girl and like her but because she always a smile, him probably think seh a shy she shy,” the friend said.

James said that he eventually found out that his love interest couldn’t speak on one of the occasions when he called her telephone number. “When she came on di phone and I said hello, I couldn’t hear nuh talking except for some gibberish, mi couldn’t understand what she was saying. I thought somebody was playing with me because what me hear wasn’t a language. Is her friend did eventually come on and tell me that she is dumb,” he said.

Name changed

‘When she came on di phone and I said hello, mi couldn’t

understand what she was saying.’

SORRY……BUT—–


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GOODMORNING!

1Our LORD and Ruler,
your name is wonderful

everywhere on earth!

You let your glory be seen [a] in the heavens above.

2With praises from children

and from tiny infants,

you have built a fortress.

It makes your enemies silent,

and all who turn against you

are left speechless.

3I often think of the heavens

your hands have made,

and of the moon and stars

you put in place.

4Then I ask, “Why do you care

about us humans?

Why are you concerned

for us weaklings?”

5You made us a little lower

than you yourself, [b] and you have crowned us

with glory and honor.

6You let us rule everything

your hands have made.

And you put all of it

under our power–

7the sheep and the cattle,

and every wild animal,

8the birds in the sky,

the fish in the sea,

and all ocean creatures.

9Our LORD and Ruler,

your name is wonderful

everywhere on earth!

COKED UP?

Ok so my boyfriend is taking coke and i dont know what to do. I found out cos one of his ‘high’ days i asked him why the hell was he acting so weird like he’s on crack, he said not crack coke and laughed and was like ‘what its a rich peoples drug baby’
I really love him and when i found out I was so angry and upset and crying and stuff, he promised he would never do it again, he even swore on his daughters life! but yesterday i’m sure he was on it as he was acting all crazy and saying dumb shit to me about threesomes. i did my research it would appear that he does every textbook thing that cokeheads do, acting crazy, paranoid, chats all the time about himself, he doesnt shutup he goes off on tanagents and also including being OTT horny. So now know all the times hes made all these crazy sexual requests is cos he’s been coked out. Anyway i’m at my wits end i couldnt sleep good last night, i’m so stressed, i dont know what to do and its breaking my heart that he’s doing this to himself. He all gets nose bleeds and he told me he’s always suffered as a child, me like a fool thought it was so, especialy as my 7 year old nephew gets it too, now i know its from all the shit he’s snorting up his nose.
I dunno what you guys think, i mean i dont dare tell my friends, they all hate him anyway cos of all the f***ed up things he’s done to me, i want an unbiased response.

***NO CUSSIN PLEASE JUS GI UNNO ADVICE***

MAN TRACKING DEVICE?


Good Afternoon Ladies,

Today one of my close males friends and I were having a conversation, regarding his woman, Now this guy has been involved with the same girl over 10 years. He has three kids, neither of the children belongs to her. Every time
She gets pregnant he forces her to take an abortion. Now for the entire 10 year relationship he has always cheated on her. She finds out she changes his phone number, she checks his voicemail, she drives by his house to check if he is really there,
She drives by his job to make sure he is at work. She has been confronted by woman after woman he has slept with time and time again.

Now today he called me as asking me to borrow my cell phone later on today. I asked why? He said because he has a date and his woman just purchased a Iphone and she has Face time on her phone. Now I never heard of face time. So I said to him ok you can borrow my phone for later. Then I googled face time. (See Below) to find out what is Face Time.
Face time is an English idiom for direct personal interaction or contact between two or more people at the same time and physical location. Face time therefore occurs in “real life” or “meatspace” and contrasts primarily with interaction or contact which occurs over distance (eg. via telephone) and/or electronically (eg. via email, instant messaging, e-commerce, or computer simulations).The term was originally a colloquialism but has entered the vernacular with the increasing number of people throughout the world who commonly and extensively rely on telecommunications and the internet for personal and business communication.”Face time” was a primary theme in Douglas Coupland’s novel Microserfs.

Basically because my friend his a serial cheater him woman put COCKY TRACKING device pon him. Now Ladies is it that serious? At what point do we stop and love ourselves more? After 10 years what do you think is going to make him stop? And why do we has woman put up with this? Since I got off the phone with him I have been sitting in the same spot completely puzzle and just in awe of the length we will go as woman. ALL COMMENTS will be read. I just wanted to know if I was the only one that saw something wrong with this picture.

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