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CHAKA FLAVA BOATRIDE

74 Responses to CHAKA FLAVA BOATRIDE

  • Jules says:

    Suh ppl really get well dressed and all put on high heels fi guh tan up and dance inna rock rock all night long? No sah, is one piece a shorts and a t-shirt and a pair a runners mi woulda wear to such an occasion. I think Danielle and Mumzel got it right, comfort ova fashion at dem yah venue.

  • Met says:

    jules a dat mi a wonder…di vibes di bad doe…..

  • Met says:

    mumzel cannot dance poor ting

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    nope metty nuttin but split nd skin out mumzel can do doh?? metty dis a boat(side) u nuh memba d ting lmaoooooooo

  • Met says:

    kia mi figetttttt seh a boat side lmaooo

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    ____________________________________________ is wah do shelly belly…him a dance tuh ain’t no stopping us now! him gi weh lmaoooooooooo

  • smfh says:

    dis damn dancehall fashion a get from bad to worst

  • Met says:

    mi seh nage hair look like a it gary sleep ina

  • shizzla need fi go hide unda a macka tree…mi cyan badda

  • q pick says:

    met dont kill me tonight..

  • @ met u nuh easy enuh….dwl…… nage stay bad nuh bloodclaate

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    metty mi nahhhhhhhhh laff __________________________________________________

  • Met says:

    kia affa a nuh lie mi a tell… all shizzle ina player 206 foot ball pants n him know das not him size

  • q pick says:

    kia i dont know how u hold the laugh in, all now me still a dwl. i shoulda pay offering to met for this ya one ya

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    go a yu bed mettty __________________________________________________ wrang hevrie time…..mi tiyaad a sherlock

  • Met says:

    kia u eva si footballer clothes a slide off? dat mean smaddy wear it n pass it dung.. all nage wig………..n har finga dem whey feva shoes polish..dem mek mi sick

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    @ q u nuh c mi pred whey _______________________________________________ not a laff nuttin i r dedddddd

    metty sum 1 mussi wear it tuh dem game now dem bwoy pitni out grow dat nd dem ship it dung….dem kno sah mad man shizzle wear n e ting..sum tings him need fi leff alone doe??

  • bev says:

    met nah try hurt me head cause a only in jamica the boat them sail pon dirt that full up rock and bleachers

  • Met says:

    kia when shizzle spin roun n mi si di pants a sail whey dung him battam mi did haffi pause di video..n him have in gary earring to eno..dem nuh fear nuh germs or virus a hell

  • q pick says:

    now i know———- met kill me. met behave–_________________________________–

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    wah do mumma blazah?? cat ooman a luk fi shi catsuit nd shi bex sah yu stretch out shi suit lmaoooooo

  • Met says:

    nage name any size har head squeeze up like blackie mango n she still go lite on niesha wig pan har head

  • Met says:

    kia wid har shape bad self..n di nat up hair feva outhouse mop

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    yup metty dem share d tings badddd all wear nage wig nd clothes..germs a nuh nuttin tuh dem
    mi nuh lukkkkkkkkkkkkkk pon dem

  • Met says:

    kia u si mi husband?? wid di 4 strand a dread katch up ina him head back n di surrounding dread dem pap off n gone?

  • Benz says:

    MEK ME GO WATCH DI VIDEO AND COME BACK COME GIVE MEH VERDICT

  • Met says:

    a since angel go back to mi man him head pick out eno

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    dem sah shi a hair stylist?? mi wan kno who let shi do dem head cos har hair eva stay tacky nd tangle

  • Benz says:

    DWRCL>>>>>>>>>> MET SEH NAGE NAME ANY SIZE CAUSE SHE SQUEEZE IN AH ALL WEH NUH FIT HER>>>>>>>>>>>_____________________________________________________________________________________________ BRB

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    whoooooooooiiiieeeeeee metty mi c peelie wid him hair pon di top a try hide d peel out…poo ting

  • Met says:

    kia all di back a wheel out… sigh…my poor husband

  • q pick says:

    kia u see and met. both a oonu together is one laugh buster, why oonu a kill me off in a the sunday ya. met u husband need some rogaine

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    iye sah….all d back nd side him soon affi trim nd jus grow d beard :(

  • Met says:

    kia him haffi rid a angel…she doe greee wid him

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    q wah mi do???

    metty but yu see him di wany wany..him neva shudda tek har up

  • q pick says:

    nothin kia u just putting me in stitchies. pure jokes, and thats good.

  • bigbutt (small waist) says:

    Metty…Peelie (as yuh call him) is MY husban, suh me you and Angel a guh war ova him….Mi like how himluk…but him hair really a peel out. Him fi use rogaine or temple balm…..Mumma Blazze shud not wear cat suit because shi nuh have do shape fi it. Mi feel bad fi har. Mumzel and Danielle _____________________________________________

  • Met says:

    bigbutt?????????????????????? is when since my husband become your husband???

  • Benz says:

    JUS DUN WATCH DI CIRCUS>>>>>>>>>>>>> BWOY POOR CLOUD MOUTH HIM NEED FI JUS CUTT OF DI LOCKS DEM AND TRY DI SEAN PAUL LOOK CAUSE DI WHOLE AH HIM HEAD SIDE LOOK LIKE KIDNEY BEANS>>>>>HUSH METTTT MI KNW AH YUH BOO

  • Benz says:

    NAGE SHOES IS 3SIZES TOO SMALL AND MI REALLY TIAD FI SEE HER IN AH DEM PANTS ,SHIZZLE ,GARY AND DI NEXT CLOWN >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NO WORDS

  • Benz says:

    MUMZEL LOOK OK SHE AH TRY >>>MUMMA BLAZE MI HAFFI GIVE HER CREDIT SHE REALLY NUH CARE WEH PPL THINK BOUT HER ALL IN ONE BODY >>>>>>>>>>>JOHN HYPE NEED FI RETIRE GOOD GOD HOW HIM LOOK LIKE FLOOR MAT SUH AH HIM LOOK LIKE POP DUNG CLOTHES LINE

  • q pick says:

    god forgive me but i dont know tony matteron and i dislike him, how so bad

  • q pick says:

    so true about john hype and him hair look like it in badly need a good washing, yak

  • Met says:

    qpick______________________________________________________ powa house fi jus dash choo di place

  • Lady love says:

    looooooooool at 4:57 in dat secon video dere dat young lady in di black shirt wid di beed dem i cant even fine di word fi label har no sah.

  • bigbutt (small waist) says:

    Mettt…a my husban from long time…mi didda watch yuh a talk bout a ur husban and mi decide fi mek yuh know seh him is mine..abayyyy! Lol! Mi luv Beenie from mi a likkle gal…..

  • q pick says:

    i just think some a the ppl them should never make daylight come catch them a street,

  • Lady love says:

    da secon video mek i laugh till i rass weak shizzle a play football , di man in blue sida dem tink him deh pon gilligan’s island to shit.

  • q pick says:

    shoe gone a north clothes gone a south, hair gone in every direction, make up gone a east and some ppl just plain gone

  • bigbutt (small waist) says:

    I buy all of those dvds and sit and watch and laugh becaw most a dem are some real pappy show character dem. Like di Sherlock dem, dem cannot in dem real/right mind. No sah dem cudda neva..

  • Lady love says:

    dat ooman in di body suit shi si harself?

  • TO EVERYBODY COMMENTS LMFAO

  • UNNO AV MI AH BUSS INNA 2

  • Lady love says:

    henessy got into shizzle’s eyes oh my.

  • that woman name mumma blazay is big woman and need to stop dressin like a size 6 model. look pon blazay face, him know she dont belong in dat

  • Met says:

    oc stappit di lady ina har 30 docket___________________________________

  • Lady love says:

    oc i had a feeling it was her but i didnt want to wrong di man embarass fi chue man shi faba mi nephew wen mi put him ina him onezies for bed.

  • Lady love says:

    *BE WRONG*

  • balla says:

    lmfao…erybody…ur comments r killin [email protected] least me laugh..only my jamaican ppl..

  • MS COCO says:

    IMAGINE DEM PPL YAH DEY A PAWTY ALL NIGHT TILL MORNING. DEM BRET MUSS TINK AND DEM BODY MUSS FROWSY. DID I SPOT A SKINNY RICK ROSS OR IS IT ME.

  • Kunta says:

    Bwoy it ENTERTAINING FI READ UNUH COMMENTS. MI DEH YAH A DED WID LAFF.

    @ MET AGE HAIR LOKK LIKE GARY SHERLOCK SLEEP INNA IT WOOIIEEEE.

    @ kia cat ooman a look fi ar CAT SUIT AN MUMMA BLAZE STRETCH IT OUT. DWBCL, NO MAN YUH FI DUH BETTA AN BE BE NICE. DAT OUTTA BOUNDS DWRL

    @ q pick yuh jussa a LAFF an ENCOURAGE DEM FI MISBEHAVE

    @ Benz NAGE SHOES 3 SZ TOO SMALL. DWL YUH TOO BADMINE AN GRUDGEFUL WOOIIIEEEEE. NUH DAT NAGE WUDDA SEH.

    SHIZZLE DESS FI FOOD. HIM MALNOURISH BAD BAD BAD. HIM NEED A DAILY DOSE OF ENSURE.

  • Met says:

    kunta wha gwaan??

  • kukumon says:

    one yut hav on ah baseball helmet!!!!lol dance dem nah ez!!

  • was the guy at the end cawka lee him look different from in this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7ZnRQnCMYE
    couple years back (him cool dung pan d bleachin)
    BUT HIM STILL A RUN OFF HIM MOUTH

  • kunta his blacka shine aka coco from back in d dayz weh use to spar wid father BOGLE still alive

  • Kunta says:

    Met Mi DEH YAH A PEEP PON UNUH.

    MI FEEL SEH IF YUH AFFI A REMIND PEEPLE WHO YUH IS FROM DECADES AGUH FROM HOUSE A LEO DAYS AN YUH AFFI REFERENCE SEH PEEPLE TINK YUH SHOW OFF DAT MEAN FI SEH YUH TIME IS COMING TH A CLOSE AND YUH KNOW SEH YUH DID WELL SHOWOFF. LOL DWL. LOOK HOW SOME PEOPLE AFFI A STRUGLE FI STAY RELEVANT DESPITE DE FACT DAT DEM DONT NUH TALENT ASIDE FROM SHOWING OFF PON POOR PEOPLE. MI HEAR SEH CAWKA LEE BRUK AN COME A JAMAICA A MODEL INNA HIM 1980s SEQUIN AND SATIN COSTUME JACKET LIKE HIM DEH PON STAGE A VEGAS. A SUH MI HEAR.

  • is not HIS

  • @EYN yeah man dat was cawka lee widout shirt towards the end him same one. a long time him a bleach. all yankee all a dem a bleach from way back. cawka lee still a bleach, him an him sista.

    de whole crew ded off an who nuh ded deh a prison. dats why mi seh cawka lee lucky fi still deh roun an dere is a whole heap a reason why dat is de case. its complicated.

  • MILAN says:

    hahahaha unuh see nage nearly tip ova inna di modda goose boot ________________________________ nage u too damn bad wid di breasts dem…outawda!

  • Benz says:

    @KUNTA YUH NUH EASY ____________________________DWL WOIIIIIIIIIII

  • Benz says:

    MI LOVE JMG FI REAL JUS AH READ OVER DI COMMENTS AND SOME OF UH NUH REALLY NEED FI SIGN UP FI DEF JAM COMEDY SHOW CAUSE MI LAUGH TIL MI SIDE CRAMP UP >>>>@ METTTTT DEDDDD KUNTA WID HER TOP 4 ,MILAN AND MS COCO

  • A1 SAUCE says:

    MET I BROUGHT CAWKA LEE VIDEO SO AS I’M WATCHING IT YANKEE MICHELLE COMES IN THE VIDEO AND SAY’S ME NO LIKE WOMAN SO STOP CHAT BOUT ME ON JMG ALL OF UNNO STAY BAD PON JMG NONE OF UNNO CAN WALK INNA ME BLOODCLOT SHOES GIRL I LAUGH TILL I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF I REWIND THE VIDEO 10 TIMES TO HOW FUNNY IT WAS YOU HAVE TO SEE IT TO BELIEVE IT.

  • SMADY PLEASE TELL MI DEH NAME A DEH SONG WEY A PLAY INNA DEH FIRST VIDEO..IMMA REBEL DEH LICKLE BIT WEY MI HEAR MI LUV.PLZ MI A BEG UNNU TELL MI DEH NAME A DEH SONG.
    THANX

  • the song is called rebel by cherine anderson and danielle D.I. the song ah shot

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