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DI WORST BOAT-(S)ide A DI SEASON- SKY JUICE

64 Responses to DI WORST BOAT-(S)ide A DI SEASON- SKY JUICE

  • CLOE says:

    Y DI PLACE LOOK SUH? Y EVERYBODY LOOK LIKE DI DANCE NEVA ADVERTISE AN DEM GET CAUGHT OFF GUARD? DI WAY DEM LOOK AWFUL MI SURE DEM NEVA PLAN FI IT………EVERY BODY SEEM FI JUS A PASS THRU FI SUPPORT DI TING. WHAT IS DI PURPOSE OF THE BOAT? Y DA WOMAN DEH WEH A SELL DI SWEETIE DEM DEH A DI DANCE? Y DI PPL DEM INNA DI LIKKLE DUTTY SLIPPAZ DEM NEVA STAY HOME? Y DI FLUFFY DEM LOVE WEAR TIGHT CLOTHES? MI HATE MS. KITTY……BUT JAH KNOW SEH SHE EVA WELL PUT TOGETHER. (MI FIGET SEH A SKY JUICE TING AN A BARE TIGHT “BLOUSE” HIM WEAR), SO A GUESS DI LADY INNA DI METALLIC FROCK DID A REP FI HIM.

  • BRit brit says:

    OH BOY HERE WE GO AGAIN BANDY LEG ROSE THAT SILVER DRESS HAS BEEN WORN IN ALL THE FIVE BORO’S OF NYC NOW JA PLEASE LEAVE ALL YOUR CLOTHS IN JA FOR SOMEONE TO BURN,WHERE IS KAKALEE GETTING ALL THAT BOOT LEG LV MUST BE THE AFRICANS IN ENGLAND WHEN THEY COME TO NYC ON BROADWAY AND BUY AND SELL LUCKY YOUR JACKET IS TO SMALL ONLY THE CAR LOOK GOOD THE REST NO WORDS.

  • CLOE says:

    SORRY………..MI AFFI COMMENT AGAIN…….SMADDY CAAN TELL DI PPL SEH DI BAG OF ADVERTISING LOUIS VUITTON IS QUITE TACKY (LENA,CAWKALEE).CHO.

  • [email protected] DI WHOLEAP A QUESTIONS DEM WEH YUH HAVE. DI YUTE INNA DI LV OUTFIT AND LUCKY ARE SO SEXY!!!

  • fashion over style was soooo 2010 time ppl check de mirror before dem leave de house.de only thing left fe dem ppl start do is dress up like clowns.

    pic#19 need to be euthanized and dumpling in pic#20 lwaad tek fe har case. smh

  • Met says:

    di place dutty n nastyyyyyyyy bwaay

  • Met says:

    dem love mek flyers wid a bag a farrin celebrity pan it and dem venue nuh readyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy dem fi stap it and dis bag a tie up tie up small table played right out now

  • David Smith says:

    so danielle an mumzel are now besties or wha

  • CLOE says:

    WHO DA BREDDA DEH INNA DI WHITE PANTS WID DI BEN UP FOOT? DWL

  • NiCA says:

    I NOTICE APPLE MAN FACE WAS PINK WHEN HE FIRST REACHED JA NOW HIS FACE HAS TURN BACK TO IT’S ORIGINAL COLOR NOW HE LOOKS BETTER JUST NEEDED SOME SUN AND EASE OF THE BLEACHING CREAM.

  • LALA says:

    MUMZEL GONE BACK TO THE DUTTY BLOND CURLY HAIR ISN’T THAT THE SAME WIG SHE WAS ON HER HEAD TOP WITH.

  • woooiiii says:

    the place just look scanty so, every body stay bad and nuh look good only jadion alone look ok.
    lucky wha dash weh da jacket deh.
    cawkalee cha man you mek lv look like rubbish.
    the ooman ina di silver look like when you rap foil over chicken to bake.
    mi cyaa budda…
    maybe to much boat ride keep one afa di otha people run out ah money and clothes.
    well if dats di case unu fi tan ah yu yard it come like people fraid fi miss one dance

  • David Smith says:

    u kno u boat ride flop wen everybody can actually hold in the boat lol

  • HA HA says:

    KNOW ONE TOLD ME THAT RASPUSHA WAS AT THE PARTY IN THE WHITE WITH PURPLE BELT.SHE HAS A NICE SHAPE!

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    mi ? tuh lucky..is weh u a go inna mi likkle son sunday jacket??? den d jacket wool/tweed blend..smdh smdh smdh ja nuh hottt dis crissmus??? mi kno d cold front reach far dis year but… chuh man kmft

    a choo d plac jus luk dark nd dingy suh

  • Brit brit says:

    A NEXT MUDSLIDE SORRY BOAT/DOCK RIDE THIS.

  • Met says:

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  • Met says:

    lala a dat mi si…she tek up back wid dis blong hair n she looks so pretty wid black hair…poor mumzel

  • NiCA says:

    THATS NOT BEN FOOT THAT RICKETS DISEASE .

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    bandy legs yu nuh camera shy….dat mi a gi yu __________________________________________ yu eva a pose fi pic nd mi nuh kno Y dwllllllllllllll

  • Mi nuh understand wah gwaan inna di pic wid di brownin unda bandy picho. A wah gwaan fi dem breast deh?

  • TanGood says:

    Bwoy mi caan stand di one name mumzell, gone go itch wid danielle fi find out if she really a fuck u man mumz? Everybody a fuck u man mumz so don’t be a hypocrite now…everybody know how u tan

  • Met says:

    hello_________________________________________

  • HA HA says:

    THE REAL RASPUSHA IS IN THE RED TIGHTS THESE WOMAN HAVE TO BEST BODIES EVER.

  • real talk says:

    No joke foota hype need to take his profession more serious Foota yu come a dance look like a bottle yu a look fi sell cho man apperance foota ask fire links bout the thing …no dis thing just real ting

  • Met says:

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  • ive got no wordsss for this!
    LADYYY INNA DI LAVENDER U NO C SEHH YUH BREAST DEM HANG WEHHHH LIKE RIPE MANGO! NOO SA

  • MILAN says:

    rose come een like she buy 1/2 dozen a di sed frock. how dare u rose? how fuckin dare u embarrass the us of a like dat….farrin nuh suh haad u too outawda man kmft

  • MILAN says:

    can sum1 any1 tell mi y lucky have a young boy inna him passenger seat (i dow care ef a family or fren) and not him pretty brownin sandy? mi hate man weh put dem fren fuss b4 dem ooman sick mi tumuck

  • Met says:

    milan how di young bwaay look to u????????????? cause mi did a pree it tuh

  • $SK$ says:

    OMG….. A HOT MESS

  • if mi si 1 more pic of bandy “stay bad nuh fuck” rose mi aguh kill mi bloodclaat self!!!!!!…met mi hate yuh!!!!!

  • SWEET says:

    AFTERNOON MET, KIMMIE, MILAN, SMIXX, BRITBRIT AN DI REST A DI JMG FAMBILY.. WHY UNNUH SURPRISED.. SKY JUICE TING A STR88 GHETTO, PEOPLE GO A FI HIM DANCE DEM… HIM BIRTHDAY USED TO KEEP A LA ROOSE AN ONE NIGHT MI A COME FROM JOLLYS AN DECIDE FI STOP COS MI FASS AN SEE DI CROWD… BWOY DI AMOUNT A MARKET PEOPLE AN VARIOUS ASSORTED JANKUNU, BHUTTU, KYNAWKEE AN OLE CZAR NEVER NORMAL…. I WOULD NEVER GO A ANYTING SKY JUICE KEEP AGAIN…

  • Met says:

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  • lady says:

    you know what…most dancehall man an womon dont realize that less is more…and the bleaching of ur skin when dat ago tap? is it not obvious to you folks that it doe look good this nasty looking black lip and dirty skin yuk! and to be honest nothing turns me off more than a man that bleaches its face..to me your not a real macho man suppin tell mi unuh wi dabble…

  • $SK$ says:

    dwlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

  • Lipstick says:

    hailings, dance dutty an tan bad sah, sky an him woman fi get a trainer, flapness dis, a bare flapness mi see, di boatside fi clean up before unu keep dance beside it, di place too nasty an dutty fi my good cclean clothes dem guh deh so

  • dem picha yah look like ole trash washed up from di sea. the lady wid di slippas breast feel proud fi tek di picha looking like dat? it shows no class. dem need fi guh inna one barrel and roll down one hill. str8888 garbage dem look like.

  • MILAN says:

    met di likkle bwoy look like him luv likes u see how him comfy? like him inna him man car

    dah pose deh sey my ole betta dan sandy, doc, yesiday mate, dene, last wk mate di ole a unnu, di ole a unnu own

  • mi say if that woman rose ever come back up ya wid dem clothes dea dwrcl

  • @David a di said ting mi seh bout Danielle and Mumzel, cause from whey day a di 2 a dem nuff pic and a par.
    There goes Cawka Lee wid di buy one get one free Louis shirt and belt.
    Mi luv Sky Juice but him cudda duh, no sah mi shame fi him bad. Di place luk like some part a Haiti afta di devastating earthquake and mi serious. As someone said, di pple luk like dem a pass thru.

  • Met it’s me Bigbutt @ eyn 2:59. Mi deh a work on my phone

  • Sum bwoy ting jus cause dem ah gwaan like demma name bran man dem caan git weh wid wearing fake name bran LV. Kawka Lee ah style pan di poor peeple ah yaad wid hym Wemberly Stadium £25 lv shirt an £15 belt. yuh nuh si howdi man wear lv 2 tree boatside inna 1 week, di real shirt cos $660 yuh tink seh anyone woodda tek dem money an buy every color suh, cho du betta man

  • Unno chat and chat Bandy. Is funny to me how unno pree har. Mi wonder seh how many of unno went Jamaica for Christmas??? Mi cyah overstand how unno ignorant fi har when this same yah ooman come and support all ah unno when unno keep dance. Mi seh who business wha she wear if unno nah like it doh look pan har! She nah seek no bloodclat approval from nobady. It seem like somebady have it in for har and who ever it is need to go suck out unno madda dingy crotch. Mi sit dung long enough and mi nah take the fuckery no more. Low har!

  • LALA says:

    I FEEL SORRY FOR THE YOUTH IN JA BECAUSE THEY LOOK AT THESE PEOPLE AND THINK THAT THEY ARE LIVING THE LIFE THEY ARE SETTING NO EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUTH BEFORE THEY GO AND BUILD A SCHOOL THEY WOULD RATHER TO KEEP DANCE THROW CHAMPAGNE AND TALK UP IN VIDEO LIGHT,FUCK,SUCK AND THAT IS LIVING FOR THEM

  • F. Cookie says:

    @ Mi nuh badmine…thank u VERY MUCH.
    Mi juss tell mi friend how it can BUN mi fi dem. Why u gone JA a behave like u betta dan di people dem? Worsa a bere FAKE sinting. U betta off tryin to fit een cause when u try out do and the YARDIE dem flop u…it LOOK BAD!

  • @milan, that is a grow man who they call yankee thats not no little boy.

  • q pick says:

    listen me carefully, i bleach my skin and my color dont look dirty, i dont over process my skin, i dont used plastic wrap or cake the cream to my skin, after my shower i rub my skin, some ppl lotion, or used vaseline i choose to used my bleach.. i look quite normal, i make sure i get plenty rest, and avoid stress, i moisterize and drink lot of water. so lay off, if i can afford it why it bother you.. amen

  • F. Cookie says:

    Is who a stress u bout u bleaching ways….bwahhhhhhhh

  • q pick says:

    kaakalee, get out the sun, or used sunscreen get some rest, and u will do fine, right now u r not looking too right.. and some ppl u just too pale and some too burn up, u giving this bleaching shiiit some bad press

  • q pick says:

    nobody not stressing me, i avoid being stress period….(when stress the cream doesnt work properly)

  • MAMACITA says:

    Met…..mi jus’ about fi ask yuh if yuh ban me from JGM. Me log on pan me computa an when me click ina di box fi mek me comment, nuh words naw type. A must me press sumting pan it. When me reach home me try do some technical voodoo. Yow, me almost cry. One mind say try pan me BB and it work. I missed ya’ll so much (sniffles).
    Nowwwwwwwww……….yuh know how long me waan comment pan dem one barraage a circus weh dem keep a JA ova di Krismmus holiday. A wha dem hear bout. All Jankuunuus roll oooouuuttt.
    @ EYN weh a tek up fi Bandy Leg Rose an a talk bout suck madda……..Yuh is no fren, cause if yuh did mean har good yuh woulda buy har a mirror an a belly ban. She nuh have no excuse fi dat deh belly. Har fuckin gut bang like when goat drink cassava wata. A yuh fi go chuck off ina yuh mumma hole weh deep like di ocean weh swallow di Titanic. Go bruk yuh fukkin neck. A wha yuh feel like. Bout yuh a watch long time. If yuh did a watch long time, she wouldn’t go a JA suh cause at least yuh woulda talk to har fuss. Den again, blind caan lead blind. Cause yuh probably fava Jankuunuu too. As fi res a dem. Cho. Me nuh ha di time and me caan find di words either. As fi EYN……nuh badda ansa me cause me know yuh deh yah a gwaan refresh fi see if nuh baddie ansa yuh suh yuh can have sinting fi ansa to. Go read yuh bible.
    Hey Metooooooooooiiiieeee. What a bruk?

  • the hairdresser woman inna the spray can a slilver paint is she pregnant?? and when broke pocket people ago tan a dem yard?? she deh america inna dance a drink ting and now coke a jamaica smdh

  • luv trace says:

    bandyleg mi jus waan come pick u up fr airport n mi nah knw u!! just becase n reach back man chuh…u whould think she runoutta them old scraps she ah wear n not 1 dance she miss 2 rass (kiss teet) hope when u come back ur suitcase get missing ah airport caus them fuckrey no need fi come back!!

  • is bandyleg rose preg? if not, i hope she is looking at her pics becuase man oh man. why?

  • NEW NEW says:

    No lie Lucky sexy to the 10th power no lie…would not b with him though…had to put that in there.lol

  • john says:

    why the ppl them a ja a talk bout boat ride when the bout cant even fucking sail the bout nail down to rass a real pappy show them eno. them need fi rename it and call it the boat yard ride.

  • Mi wan chat says:

    Mamacita mi nah badda wid unno. If mi only badda wid unno it nah mek sense. Holy water sprinkle pan yu head and fi unno heart.

  • john says:

    my girl rose bandy leg a u mi a talk. u need 2 stay down a ja ina the boat yard and clean it up and while ur at it clean up urself too and dont come back a foreign u give foreign bad name

  • Piinky says:

    how u fi go a jamaica and look suh.. some a them need fi loose some weight man.. dem dont look good.. shame fi see the canadian dancehall ppl inna ja dem look real bad. no fashion sense

  • niCA says:

    YO 3:46 ARE U SUCKING ROSE PUSSY WHY U SO HOT FOR EVERYONE WHO A CHAT THE TACKY WOMAN IF U WERE A REAL FRIEND U WOULD TELL HER THAT SHE DONT LOOK GOOD SO GO AND FINGER FUCK U SELF U ARE A FRIENDEMENY BITCH.FAKE ASS FRIEND.

  • Brit brit says:

    WHEN BANDY LEG ROSE COME’S BACK TO NYC THERE NEEDS TO BE AN INTERVENTION SHE NEEDS HELP WITH THE RIGHT HAIR,CLOTHS AND MAKEUP SHE COULD SURPRISE ALOT OF US.

  • sexxylipps says:

    bwoy met d dolphin mis d crismus him suppose to tahment wen him see all d water n caan even tek a dive…a him man (RAMBO) alone mi see dis yah time yah ,him groupie dem stress bwoy marsha smile fi d chrimus cuz him get d dolphin/likkle loose tongue fi har self ..

  • sexxylipps says:

    met mi see bandy leg rose a ja n maaaaaaad mi feel fi jus tear har up like a wild dog god kno she get mi cross like bounty…kmft..jesam man..

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