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BUSS-UP FI BUSS

DEM HAVE DIS TOPPA TOP MODELLING AGENCY HEENA JAMAICA WHEY DEM SEH NAME ”DI GATES OF HELL’… A DESSO EVERYTING CORN, SALT N CURE…YEP..UNNO KNOW WHEY MI A TALK MI NAH CALL NUH NAME… CAUSE DI WHOLE A JAMAICA FEDDA RUFFLE UP YAH NOW.. FROM TV TO RADIO… FROM HOTEL TO MOTEL… FROM U POOR N U LOOK GOOD N WAA TUN MODEL N MEK A MOVE UP DEH MI HEAR SEH WHA FLY U FLY GO MOBAY U FIGET ALL SEH A JA U DEH… ALL A DIS FI ENTICE U MY DEAR…*ENGLISH VOICE*…. They know most hungry men are desperate , and will create a dinner in your honour, only that your guests are very hungry homosexuals some of whom are on the downlow,Lesbians and Bigshots. Watching your every move, to make their move which will be your entrance or exit to the GATES OF HELL.
DEM NAH GO MOVE TO U DOW… U HAFFI GI DEM DI WINKKKKKKKKK…
At all times throughout the dinner, their reactions will be reserved, depending on who you are:- Ghetto person that is desperate-,- Ghetto person whey shy pan surface but will do anything, Ghetto person who wont do anything-,- Middle class, Rich person – who already have links..
Suh if u poor n licky lickey..N DEM A RUN DEM JOKE WID U AND U A SMILE N NOD….BAP U DRAP INA DI AGENCYYYY.
They expose you to the side of Jamaica you never thought existed:- weekend getaways, trips …BUT UNNO HAFFI PASS CHOO DI BATTEYMAN EXAMINATION..YUPPP…MEMBA HOW NUFF DANCERS GET BUS N REACH A FARRIN??? N DEN WHEY UNNO HEAR DEM NAME CALL PAN?? DUH DI MATHSSSSSS…
After the lavish dinner and ficticious excitement about this person who is ”DI HOTTEST TING PAN DI BLOCK” , sleeping arrangements are made, remember, it depends on the reaction to the jokes that are made during that dinner..This will confirm to them, if you are a freak, gay, or will become a freak to achieve what you want, be that modeling or a T.V commercial. All of this flattery is made up just to get a new person into their circle .
BAP U GO SLEEP WID DEM… TAPE MEK WITHOUT UR KNOWLEDGE.. AND DONT TINK U CAN GUH TUH DI MEDIA… CAUSE DEM HAVE DAT LOCKED … DIS A WHEY DI DONS DEM COME IN….DEM HAVE DI HAWT N DI FIRE POWER FI WIPE U OUT IF U EVA DEAR VIOLATE DI CODE…OR EVEN TRYYYYYY..
This initiation process is done to get you into the market…
DANCER DEM USED TO GET CLOHTES, SHOES , N FLOWN HERE N THUR… YES SAH.. BUT SOME A DEM BATTAM DID A FEEL IT…. MOST A DI DANCERS DEM LINKAGE COME FROM DI DON DEM ……………. DAS Y PPL ALWAYS A SEH DON A BATTEYMAN…. YES RIGHT DEH INA JA…N DI DON DEM SEE DI BATTEYMAN DEM AS GOOD BUSINESS. ESPECIALLY DI ONE DEM INA DI COMMUNITY …. YES TEK A GUESS……YEP…DEM COLLECT..N PROTECT.. DESTROY IF PUT TO THE TEST… SHAMEFUL

TO BE CONTINUED….

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