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GYPPY DASH HEEN

GYPPY U MADDA IS ONE BADD  FUDDA YOOO… heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy… NOW DI PPL DEM SEH FEW MONTHS BACK GYPPY OOMAN SIDUNG INA ONE BAR A STONY HILL… N WHEN DEM LOOK IS A OOMAN DEM SEE RUSH HAR N STAWT PLASTA HAR WID SOME LICK!…WHEN DI PPL DEM TEK A STACK…. NUH GYPTIAN MADDA! A BEAT UP HAR DAWTA IN –luu….. KAW HAR SON NAH GI HAR A DIME! SUH UNNO TRY TEK TIME WID GYPPY U HEARRRRRRR CAUSE IF UNNO CYAA TEK  LICK……………… dow put unno sefff wid GYPPY.. di madda cyaa ketch him fi lick him ..SUH UNNO KNOW HOW DAT GUH…  POOR GYAL DID CRAMP N PARALIZE DOW EVEN KNOW WHA DID A GO REACH HAR N DID HAFFI SIDUNG  FI A GOOD LIKKLE WHILE A KETCH BACK HARSELF…

UNNO GOOD MEMBA MI TOLE U

BACK INA DI DAYS WHEN WE DID HAVE LESS PPL A VISIT DI BLOG MI DID A GET SOME SKAAAWCHIN SUSS … NOW SINCE JMG TUN NAME BRAN  UNNO JUS A SEN IN ONE N TWO TINGS…  IT CYAA WERK  SUHHHHHHHHHHHH.. AS EARLY AS IT IS  A WHOLE HEEP A PPL DEH PAN DI BLOG AD IS ONLY ONE STORY INA MI MAIL BOX…WELL AS OF TODAY…  FI DASH OUT… DI RES A STORY DEM DEH PAN BACK ORDER FI DI RELAUNCH..BUT UNNO TOO GOOD MAN… ANY LIKKLE TING ROUN YAH MEK NEWS AD UNNO FI COMMENT… CAUSE SUH MUCH PPL CYAA JUS WAA READ SUH… WE WAA HEAR FROM UNNO MAN

TUH MUCH HAIR, DI HAIR DRESSA BLINE A WHA??

TONI ANN MI A DASH OUT U MATE DEM BIT BY BIT(JMG REWIND)

*On the left is pinkie… right side is chineyk*

Tony Matterhorn (born as Dufton Taylor Jr. on March 9, 1972 in Kingston, Jamaica) is a Jamaican dancehall deejay and selector.

 Biography

He is the fourth of seven children to Margie and Dufton Taylor, a singer. Matterhorn started as a DJ for Innercity Discosound system then migrated to the US where he became a back-up deejay in New York City, with King Addie’s sound system in the early 90s. He further established himself as an accomplished deejay with his lyrical and humorous abilities, especially at sound clashes worldwide. He toured Europe, Japan and the Caribbean extensively for stage shows and sound clashes.

Matterhorn’s worldwide popularity came in 2006, when he made a somewhat controversial song called “Dutty Wine” (Smash riddim). The song is also a dance performed by young women, and many “dutty wining” competitions take place in Jamaica. The success of “Dutty Wine” also allowed Matterhorn’s next single “Goodas Fi Dem” (Gully Slime Riddim) to get significant airplay in Jamaica, parts of North America and the United Kingdom.

[edit] Tunes

Dutty Wine (Smash riddim)(2006)

Goodas Fi Dem (Gully Slime riddim) (2006)

March Out (2006)

On My Knees with Alaine (2007)

Turn It Around (Raging Bull riddim) (2007)

Man from Mars (2007)

Running Cow (Chiney K riddim)(2008)

Talk De Things(Bee Hive Riddim)(2008)

How We Grow (Drum Line riddim) (2008)

Tour Guide (Go Go riddim) (2008)

Gal Dem Wine(2008)

Wine Up For Me(2008)

Future Wine 2024 (2008)

Never stop(Day Rave riddim) (2008)

When it rains(2009)

Jump and wine(2009)

Survivor(2009)

Nobody’s Goin Home(2009)

Come Quick(2009)

Twitter Me(2009)

So Beauitful(2010)

[edit] External links

Tony Matterhorn at MySpace

matterhorn baby mada a england

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Matterhorn

”how some gal a wife and a cry every day happy mate a that mi seh”
”its not my fault mek yuh man want mi and always want fi deh round mi”

IN DI WORDS OF DI ENGLAND BABY MADDA
PPL UNNO BEHOLD DUFTON PIC PANDY WALL PLEASEEE

WHEY DI BRES TAPE??(JMG REWIND) BOBI JACKSON

—— U SEE WHEN ”CELEBRITIES” A GO OUT.. DEM WALK WID DEM DOUBLE STICK TAPE.. HOW U FI KNOW SAY JIM LADEN A GO TUN U OVA SO N NUH TAPE DUNG U UGLY BRES YOW? yuck … DAT NUFFY MEK IT TO NO CAMERA LENS MAN

JIM LADEN FEVA SCARECROW BOY… BUT A GUESS U NUH BUSINESS ——-.. A UR NEW MAN DAT FI NOW

(PPL THIS IS A NEW PIC A BOBI MI DID END UP MOVE DI OLE ONE)

TUNGSHAN…. FUNCTION…GYPTIAN… di tongue magician

IT LOOK LIKE A BARE SWIPE SOUP DI ARTITST DEM A DRINK… GYPTIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN A U MI A CALL OUT… GYPTIAN DI LIKKLE GIRL WHEY U DID DEH WID A CANADA
GYPTIAN FACTS:- RASTA, NICE SIZE BUDDY, KNOWS HOW TO HANGLEET,VERY FUN TO BE AROUND… UNLEASHES SWIPE CYAAD… A MUNT AFTER RIGOROUS STRIKING-
DI GIRL SAY SHE WAS SHOCKED AFTER 30 DAYS WHEN GYPTIAN SAY HIM WAA TRY SUMTING NEWWWWWW FOR THE FRST TIME IN HIS LIFE( a so him say) AND LEGGO DI SWIPE CYAAD… SWIPE CYAA INA BUNGLE , PILE AND OVERPILEEEEEEE… WHEN GYPTIAN UNLEASH DAT EVA SO LONG TONGUE DERE WAS NO CRIBBIS MISSIN INA HAR EH EM WHEY GYPPIE NEVA REACH(which led her and also us to believe.. a nuh di fus him a use di tongue piece)
THIS YOUNG LADY HAD TO STOP HAR BRET  AND TINK SHE DID ASLEEP N DREAM DI WAY GYPTIAN TONGUE DID A GET WHEY AND WHEN GYPTIAN DUN…UNNO NUH KNOW WHEY HIM DO? di man bus a spliffffffffffff..*whistling softly*.
WELL DI GWAAN FI BOUT A YEAR .. SO A YR OF RIGOROUS SWIPING UNTIL GYPTIAN TEK UP ONE A KIILLA EX N ONE NEX BALLER EX OOMAN… rasta eats seconds? GYAL FROM ENGLAND, FRANCE  U NAME IT GYPTIAN DID A DRAW IT…..
THIS IS DI RAT NOW WHEY TAME DIS GIRL CAT…MMMHMM… DI GIRL LEF CANADA N GO SPEND TWO WEEKS A JAMAICA…ONLY FI GO BACK A CANADA WID A STRANGE SMELL TAILING BEHIND HAR.. WHEN SHE GO CHECK IT OUT…. GYPTIAN DI RASS USE HIM DESERT EAGLE N SHAT HARR… YES SIR… GYPTIAN GI HAR DI H TO DI E TO DI R TO DI P TO E TO DI S WHEN DI GIRL CALL GYPTIAN AND TELL HIM DI RAS SAY IS LI SHE A TELL… AND HIM KNOW DI GIRL NEVA HAVE NO ADDA MAN BUT HIM… HIM NUH OWN UP TO IT ALL TO THIS VERY DAY AND MEK DI POOR YOUNG GIRL DID TUN ALL SUICIDAL… AND NOT EVEN ONE TIME GYPTIAN DID USE CONDOM… NOT EVEN PANDY FUS NITTTTTTTE

I GUESS A SHE A DI WIFE

SMADDY EMAIL MI LAST WEEK A ASK BOUT THIS CHICK BUT DI EMAIL WAS FOLLOWED  BY THIS STORY:-(from another party)

DING DONG: WHA GWAAN MY GIRL, HOW DI TING SET MI LIKE HOW U LOOK ENO
GIRL : TUNKS MI LIKE U TO AND TING WHEN MI CAN SEE U AGEN
DING DONG: U KNOW MI DEH ALL BOUT MI A GO HOT MONDAYS  WE CAN MEET UP
GIRL: U SURE, SO WHAPPEN TO U OOMAN
DING DONG: MI NAVE NO OOMAN RIGHT NOW ENO
(back ground ping pang ping pidim… woman curses..:’ whey di bloodclot$%^&*().. unmentioables spoken)
GIRL: DING IS WHO DAT? (hello hello hello)
(background, a five years we deh and u sidung pan phone a chat to ooman and u know mi deh yah…;)
GIRL: HELLO HELLOO
DING DONG: ___________________________________
(woman in the background proceeds to claat ding dong with object…. line goes dead)
YES PEOPLE SHE A DI WIFE!

”SUM GAL NEED TO LOOK AND PUSSYCLATT LEARN….THATS HOW U SHOULD LOOK WHEN U SEH U A HOT GAL” (wifey’s words)

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