Monthly Archives: July 2010

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THE BARREL THAT NEVER CAME

Guys JMG is open to everyone, the serious, the not so serious, the joker, the critical thinker, the economist, the spiritualist ..n di Mixupist dem.. Things are diverse because its good when people have a place where they can talk about ANYTHING.. At night I will be posting a serious topic for the thinkers and a regular topic for people who are just looking for some laughs:-

Tonight’s topic will be about the Mothers who deserted their children, some came abroad and never looked back. Many were home and never played the role.. If you were a child where your barrel never came.. share your story. Lets talk. You barrel could be the love that never came, the attention, the financial support, or the literal barrel that never arrived. What didnt  your mother give you that she had ample to give?

SAWT OUT BY DI BAGGAGE LOAD.- THE LIFESTYLE OF GOLDENSEAL N CHIFFON~

ONE GYAAWBIJ BAG A CLOTHES = SEX FIDDY NIGHT
HALF BAG A CLOTHES= SEX TILL 10 PM
EMPTY BAG= NO SEX AT ALLL AT ALL
PEOPLE DEM SEH FROM LUCKY BRITISH N GARY SHERLOCK DRAP INA TORONTO DI WHOLE A GYAL DEM NUH STAP WALK N BUTTA DUNG DI  WHOLE A DI PLACE FI DI TWO A DEM… PEOPLE DEM SEH GARY A GET A WHOLE BAG A CLOTHES FI  A NITE A SAWTOUT… ( gary u tun prastichoot now?)… DI WHOLE A TORONTO INA FENZAYYYYYYYYYYY… DEM SAY DRAG QUEEN, TRANNY, HALLOWEEN IN JULY, CREECHAZ OF THE DEEP A ROLL OUT FI RUN BEHIND DI TWO A DEM…………… DEN NOW DI PROMOTER SHE  A GET SAWT OUT FRAM ONE A DEM… A YAH IT DEH…. SO LUCKY UR BOATRIDE IS AUGUST 22 N U REACH A TORONTO ARREDDIE FI KALLEK DI BUTTAZ? TESHA I A WONDER IF A U MS PROMOTER..WHEY ZEEKS DID BOX CAUSE U FLASH WATER INA HIM FACE N DI SPANGLAZ MAN DEM DID STEP UP PAN? A U SED ONE? TORONTO PEOPLE ROLL OUTTT!

THE BARREL THAT NEVER CAME

Guys JMG is open to everyone, the serious, the not so serious, the joker, the critical thinker, the economist, the spiritualist ..n di Mixupist dem.. Things are diverse because its good when people have a place where they can talk about ANYTHING.. At night I will be posting a serious topic for the thinkers and a regular topic for people who are just looking for some laughs:-

Tonight’s topic will be about the Mothers who deserted their children, some came abroad and never looked back. Many were home and never played the role.. If you were a child where your barrel never came.. share your story. Lets talk. You barrel could be the love that never came, the attention, the financial support, or the literal barrel that never arrived. What didnt  your mother give you that she had ample to give?

GROUPIE BREEDING LIST UPDATE

Rebecca+Flawless-Bobiesha+ Keds+Shauna( di one whey deh wid Rolex)= GROUPIE FERTILITY EXPLOSION
NOW MI WAA KNOW WHO KEDS A BREED FAH… SHE IS PARTYING WIDDY BELLY… MI NUH KNOW IF SHE NAVE FOOT PRABLEM… AND WHA MI REALLY N CHOOLY WAA FI KNOW IS IF A PLAN DI WHOLE A UNNO DIS SED 2010 FI BREED UP.. SO KEDZ IS WHO??
ANYHOW… CONGRATULATIONS MAMA… MI FIGOT.. BUT MI STILL WAA KNOW A WHOO

BEENIE WHEY U REALLY DEH PAN??

BEENIE U A KARTEL BITCH NOW?? STUEEPSSSSS

GROUPIES IN DISGUISE

Leftside, Nicki B, Bunco recently Elephant Man, Aidonia n Popcaaan ….
DIS  A DI LIST WHEY DI PERSON SEN HEEN.. SUH MI HUDDA LIKE DI PPL DEM WHEY CAN CONFIRM OR WHO KNOW DI TINGS COME TALK CAUSE A MUS SNEAK DEM A SNEAK N DUH DI TINGS CAUSE A DOW KNOW NOBODY WHEY KNOW DEM!

STIKER STRUCK 55??

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