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KILL 50 BUD WID ONE STONE>>>> WE A TALK DI TINGS A BRING TINGS TO LIGHT AND DI WHOLE 50 YAWDSSSSSSSSS

Want to call attention to the North London posse who a tek di store dem a London by storm and all a pack barrel outta dem tiefings send go Jamaica to di Dunkirk massive. Topshop, Selfridges, House of Fraser, TJ Max, Gap and most of Oxfors Street tired a oonu. The security dem know oonu – from oonu enter di store dem everybody is on gaurd. Mi hear seh oonu all study di alarm set up so oonu knwo wha time di alarm outta sync fi couple seconds and try rush outta selfridges wid oonu tiefings.

Maddam fram Dunkirk all wid her big belly shi a tief and a run from police and run under car go hide. But it does not stop dere …. dem peopel yah all pool together fi buy a big van fi put dem tiefings inna! And dem not only confine to London but dem all have a schedule whe dem go ouuta town go tief a di outlet dem!

Dere needs to be sme serious sociological research on this phenomenon massive! Because there is a distinctive link between selling batty, hype liefstyle and tiefing and is di so call bad man dem fram di ghetto a tek di spotlight wid dis ting ere. What get to mi is dat dem a go BOTh ways a fool up di gyal pickney dem. So mi ago put some a dem pan blast!

QUESTION – WHAT DID A GWAAN DUNG A DUNG KIRK INNA DI late 80’s tru to di 90’s?

IT IS CLEAR THAT DI BAD MAN DEM DID A SELL DI LIKKLE YUTE DEM BATTY TO DI ELITE BATTY MAN A JAMAICA!!!!!! And di rass madda dem dung a DUNKIRK SI DUNG A WATCH DEM PICKNEY BATTY GO TO DI HIGHEST BIDDER BECAUSE DEM WANT MONEY – OR DEM CYAAH AFFORD FI SEND DEM TO SCHOOL DEMSELF.

A FEW OF DEM ALL GET SUPPORTED TRHU HIGH SCHOOL AND DEM DID BRIGHT TO – GO ALL DI WAY A UWI!!!!!!!!!!! YES MI A TALK UP DI TINGSSS!! And dem go UWI and gwaan like dem is di most GYALLLISS!!!!! NOBODY WUDDA NEVA SUSPECT DEMMMM!! CAUSE DEM ITCH FI EVERY FRACK TAIL AND HAVE UP ALL STEADY WOMAN, WHILE DEM A DO DEM TING ON DI LOW.

HOW IS IT DAT FAMILIES WHE NUH HAVE NO MONEY SEE DEM SON A GO A UNIVERSITY AND A LIVE PON CAMPUS AND KNOW SEH DEM NUH CONTRIBUTE NOT EVEN ONE CENT – LIVE WID DEMSELF!

MI A TELL OONU WOMAN and YOUNG GIRLS – OPEN UP ONNU EYESSSSS!!!! WHEN MAN A SEH DEM HAVE GODFATHERS AND UNCLE AND COUSIN WHE TOOOOO TOO KIND FI A PAY ALL DEM FEE DEH SO – ASK YUHSLEF WHE DEM DROP IN. WHEN A MAN A HIDE WHE HIM COME FROM – TEK NOTES!! DI GODFATHER AND UNCLE NAME DEM WHE COME IN FI DA DUNKIRK FILE HEAVYYYYYYYYYY!!!! MI WANT KNOW A WHAT REALLY DID A GWAAN DUNG A DUNKIRK AND IF IT STILL A GWAAN?!! CAUSE SOME A DEM DEH A LONDON NOW AND DEM NO LONGER IN DI CLOSET. BUT OONU FI STOP TRY FOOL GOOD GOOD GYAL PICKNEY SEH OONU STRAIGHT. IS A PITTY OONU WAS USED BUT THAT IS NO REASON FI A USE PEOPLE GYAL PICKNEY. THIS IS A WARNING. BREAK UP ONU FOLLY GROUND.

DIS IS RASSCLAATT SIRRYUSSS

****SED HOW MI GET DI EMAIL A SO MI A GO DASHIT OUT****

MS P UVE MADE IT!!!!!!!!!!

U SEE WHEN WE PAN JMG TALK… ALL DOG N MONGREL BAWK LIKE WE WRONG… NOW MS P.. SEET YAH NOW.. TELL U PPL DEM FI GO ASK DEM FI REMOVE DI ARTICLE YAH NOW NUH

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U SEH NOBODY NUH KNOW U… N RAY TAY… BUT DEM A LICK OUT PAN U DEEDS DEM OUT !@#$%^ DOW

AND HE IS ALIVE!

GARY U HAVE BEEN CHOO DI FIRE, DI FLOOD , DI RAIN N DI —–…. UR STILL ALIVE MY FRIEND!

PPL UNNO READY FI DIS???

DANCEHALL FULL OF UNDERCOVER BATTYBWOYS BUT MOST OF THEM KEEP THEMSELF QUIET. THIS FAT WHITEBWOY JOHNNY WONDER IS THE EXCEPTION, EVERYDAY HE TRACE ON TWITTER. HE USED TO FOLLOW BACK OF BOUNTY KILLER AND TURN KILLER PUNCHBAG WHEN MAN COULDN’T BOX KILLER THEY BEAT HIS FAT CLART. HIM USE TO WORK AT TNT RECORDS AND DID DE WITH PURE FUNNY GUYS AT SONY AND UNIVERSAL. HE PRETEND HE HAD A WOMAN BUT NOBODY EVER SEE HIM WITH A WOMAN YET. HE WENT TO PRISON AND DEM SODOMIZE HIM DAILY IN THERE AND NOW HE A WANABE TWITTER GANGSTER. EVERYDAY THIS FAT BITCH ON TWITTER TRACING LIKE A BITCHASS FAGGOT @JWONDER21. HE MUST HAVE A TOUGH LIFE BEING A FAGGOT AND WORKING IN DANCEHALL MUSIC WHICH IS SO HOMOPHOBIC THAT MUST BE WHY HE SO LOUD AND PROUD. THIS BWOY EVEN SOUND LIKE A GIRL WHEN HE TALK. LAST TIME JABA HAD TO KNOCK HIM OUT ON MOVADO VIDEO SHOOT. HE DONT EVEN BATHE OR NOTHING. OUT HIM ME SAY

MS P UVE MADE IT!!!!!!!!!!

U SEE WHEN WE PAN JMG TALK… ALL DOG N MONGREL BAWK LIKE WE WRONG… NOW MS P.. SEET YAH NOW.. TELL U PPL DEM FI GO ASK DEM FI REMOVE DI ARTICLE YAH NOW NUH

http://yourmomisclubbin.tumblr.com/post/806528017/your-mom-inspired-by-record-setting-temperatures?sms_ss=email
 
U SEH NOBODY NUH KNOW U… N RAY TAY… BUT DEM A LICK OUT PAN U DEEDS DEM OUT !@#$%^ DOW

SHAQUILLE ONEIL SHOES PAN MINI ME

GARY U WEAR SIZE 8 1/2 OR 9 SUH HOW U HAVE ON DAH SIZE 40 YAH? SMADDY WHEY TEEF TEK DI WRONG SIZE?

DI GYAL WID DI BIGGEST BAGGGGGGGGGGGG

PEOPLE UNNO LOOK N SEE IF SHE STILL STANDING DEH FIMMY CAUSE DI WHOLE A GARY TURBAN OUT FI JAP OUTA HAR MOUT CAUSE DI WAY HOW DEM A KISS A ONGLE DAT LEF… WELL PEOPLE DEM SEH DIS A DI ONE WHEY DUH DI BIG BUTTERINGS FI GARY.. A SHE GET DI WHOLE NIGHT STAYYYYYYY… TDOT R U HEARIN ME NOW??????
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