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I GUESS A SHE A DI WIFE

Published July 26, 2010 | By

SMADDY EMAIL MI LAST WEEK A ASK BOUT THIS CHICK BUT DI EMAIL WAS FOLLOWED BY THIS STORY:-(from another party)

DING DONG: WHA GWAAN MY GIRL, HOW DI TING SET MI LIKE HOW U LOOK ENO
GIRL : TUNKS MI LIKE U TO AND TING WHEN MI CAN SEE U AGEN
DING DONG: U KNOW MI DEH ALL BOUT MI A GO HOT MONDAYS WE CAN MEET UP
GIRL: U SURE, SO WHAPPEN TO U OOMAN
DING DONG: MI NAVE NO OOMAN RIGHT NOW ENO
(back ground ping pang ping pidim… woman curses..:’ whey di bloodclot$%^&*().. unmentioables spoken)
GIRL: DING IS WHO DAT? (hello hello hello)
(background, a five years we deh and u sidung pan phone a chat to ooman and u know mi deh yah…
GIRL: HELLO HELLOO
DING DONG: ___________________________________
(woman in the background proceeds to claat ding dong with object…. line goes dead)
YES PEOPLE SHE A DI WIFE!

”SUM GAL NEED TO LOOK AND PUSSYCLATT LEARN….THATS HOW U SHOULD LOOK WHEN U SEH U A HOT GAL” (wifey’s words)

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