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NAGE WHEN DID DI DONKEY BITE N GRAVITY STRIKE

MI A DISECT DI SHERLOCK DEM NIGHT BY NIGHT… NAGE A UR TIME NOW… UPON CLOSER OBSERVATION OF THE DONKEY BITE IT LOOK LIKE DONKEYS DID BITE… A NUH ONE BITE DAT MUM… WHO JAH BLESS NO MAN CURSE… SO HELP MI JAH U BRES DEM TEK A TURN FI DI WORSE NAGE… NOW AT 25 MI KNOW IF U LIE DUNG PAN U SIDE A SWIM U BRES DEM SWIM GONE UNDER U ARM…. BRAZIERE NAGE BRAZIERE…NOW WHEN U USED TO DANCE MI USED TO SAY WHAT A NICE DECENT LIKKLE DARK SKIN CHICK… U TEK UP DIS BLEACHING ALL NOW U HAND DEM DOW KETCH…ppl unno check di pic dem…UNDER DI BATTAM U EYE IS A CROSS BETWIX GARY N SHIZZLE  MOUT KAWNA…WHAT A WAY AGE TUMBLE DUNG PAN U NAGE… IS WHA KINE A STRESS U UNDA SO????… WELL DEM SAY U A DI NEX LADY GAGA/FASHION ICON…GARY INA BIFOCAL GLASSES SIZZLE INA BANDAID..NAGE U DONKEY BITE WAA GAGE… AND TO DI PPL DEM WHEY A SEND U DI DAISY DUCK EYELASH TELL DEM FI STOP CAUSE  ALL DEM A DO A STEER U INA PATURE FI GO GRAZE GRASS… N JAH KNOW U NEED A WASH WIDDIT

HE IS MR VEGUSSSSSSSSS….. not Vegas eno…

A NERD PANDY LEF A STALLION PAN DI RIGHT…. AND SKITTLES HEENA DI MIGGLE… VEGAS IS WHEY U DID THERE INA DIS PIC? (pardon mi ppl mi patios twis up tideh)
VEGAS U TEK IT TUDDY FANS DEM BARE CHESTED …BEHBEH…UNNO SEE DI STALLION PANDY RIGHT HOW HIM LOOK LIKE HIM DOW KNOW WHICH PART A DI FENCE HIM DEH PAN….. A BEG UNNO TEK HIM IN DEHHHH

COMING UP

PEOPLE MI  A TRY UPLOAD DI PICS N TING FI TODAY AND A BARE RED X  SO UNNO GI MI A FEW

BUJU

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/tillshilohbujubanton/

*NEW CONTACT INFO FOR BUJU @ THE MAXIMUM SECURITY FACILITY WHERE HE NOW IS* WRITE TO THE GENERAL: Continue writing letters of encouragement to Buju Banton: Mark Anthony Myrie – Docket # 1387202 *SD-5F-POD03-01-002 Pinellas County Jail 14400 49th Street North Clearwater, Florida 33762-2877 Please note *new housing …info, which must be included in address to ensure delivery.

PEOPLE DEM SAY DEM PUT BUJU INA SOLITARTY CONFINEMENT BECAUSE HIM SHARE HIM FOOD,, I GOT IT WEEKS AGO SAY DEM NAH TREAT HIM GOOD AND IT WAS FURTHER CONFIRMED BY THE STAR… DI MAN LOSE 40 LBS SINCE HIM GET LOCK UP… PPPL LIF UP UNNO VOICE YOW TUH MUCH TINGS A GO HAPPEN TO JAMAICA YAH NOW…

WAANIN..NOTE, NOTICE, HEADSUP … A DOW KNOW WHA FI CALL IT

This Gyal Name Nikki Spice Nuh Stop Go Ah di people dem dance and nuh graduate from HIGHSCHOOLllllllllllll…… This is what wi call ah PRETTY BLOODCLOT DUNCH……. STR888888………….. She need fi go si down and worry bout THE YOUTH WEH “POSH POSH” AKA RICKY PASSION Have Pon HAR…… THIS YOUNG GYAL WAN RUN DOWN NIG MAN AND NUH KNOW HOW FI HANDLE HIM

 
*SO MI GETTY A SO MI FLINIGY…. *

RYNO

Romain Odden Anderson also known as Blak Ryno would like to inform the public that he will be moving on with his music career under the name “Ryno di Stinger”. He would also like to establish that his departure from the Portmore Empire was an act of his maturity and professionalism.

New music to be released over the weekend will feature him and Kym in their first ever musical collaboration which will highlight both artist enormous talent. He is stronger than ever as he has held himself to high musical standards which have and will continue to yield great results
 
*Someone copied this article and sent it in I dont know from where though…. but check the song*

WARNING… PPL A WORK CAREFUL… LISA DID I COCKEY IN UR MOUTH BELONG TUDDY TEECHA?

PEOPLE DIS IS A COCKEY MYSTERY… NOW DI PIC WID DI FACE INA IT DI COCKEY CAN BAILY PALM… IF U PUT 3 FINGA ROUN IT U WUDDEN EVEN SEE IT…wrong or right? NOW DI COCKEY WHEY LISA EATER HAVE INA HAR MOUT IS ONE LONG TILLY BEN GONE DUNG A GULLY LOOKING COCKEY… AND DI LIKKLE TIMMY THUMB ONE UP A TOP…. WE WANNA MOVE TO THE BELIEF THAT WE HAVE NO IDEA WHOSE COCKEY IS IN LISA’S MOUTH… PEOPLE UNNO RUN COME DUDDY MATHSSSSSSSSSS
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