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  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    sample lip mek mi fraid fi look pan di res a pic

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    mad michele a pose wid har bag strap roun har head

  • nata says:

    i saw that pic of Stcious she no look too bad deh so but me na work with the duty sour crotches tights u fi dress better u seh u a do ads 4 clothing line yet u r such a tacky broad u n duty pamoutae need fi kno how 2 dress 2 accentuate u 200lbs frame. n 2 think unu so wrenk

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    nata if dem was 200 firm lbs dem wudden look so bad but dem skin nuh firm

  • nata says:

    unu too damn tacky! a who d bleach out face danca bwoy wid Kin n Play hairstyle? him stuck in the 80's why dese ppl so fucking weird. When u in show biz u fi at the top of u game asshole dat mean seh 'IMAGE' fi tek serious spend little money on unu self. My Gosh a recession a hit dem or what! Me no see no female that dress good in the buz only Saw n
    Cecile she try
    D'angel just tacky
    Spice just scary
    Macka just fucking ugly
    Stacious n Pamputae just big black ugly n frumpy n have bad attitude. Pamputa need fi tek hormones fi soften her up too damn masculine
    Lisa fava cow tripe
    Alaine need some chicken back soup n fi her jawbone long boney face to maga hair need fi do need a make over baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
    Lady G u good u ok u simple n put u self together
    queen Ifrika locks want a make over n u make up need fi tone down

    Unu go check unu self bout unu a cuss other ppl unu need a good prayer smh

  • GoG3Tt3r says:

    sample ever look crawny…mad michelle to me is on coke too me nuh see how she fi deh wid a coke head fi years n him nuh force it pon her…mumzel sad case fashion gone wrong stacious hot gal nuh carry wagga wagga fat

    manners ppl…mawnin met n metters

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    dwlllllllllllllllll nata u dash out everybaddie ting dwl but u know meeda chat d'angel lastnight… a neva see she look good yet neva… lady saw can tidy fi choot n cecile.. a ifrica voice too ruff fi di look whey she a try pull off

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    mawnin go getter… but stacious belly look nuff like she have bout 10 pickney n har body still tink she pregnant… mi nuh understand

  • nata says:

    memo to Ifrica
    sorry me mean sista locks want fix up n cut them down short

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    nata mi dont tink dat long dress fit har… she move like a man yow

  • nata says:

    me can be 500lbs no body no care less for- me not in the public yeye
    Saw find her age paper n a dress appropiately dem yah ole vagabond yah I tiyad a dem I want dem come post mek a put them in dem place. Worst like how me deh pon me diet (no carbs) me cross yah now baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad me hear dem a tell D'angel way day how she look sexy at Shaggy pon d radio. Me have fi laugh unu go look pon d pic with d 2 jill batty in a bathsuit n tear nylons. N the evening gown look like Cruiela Devile curtain cloth or something outta Damsel from the dead.

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    nata di amount a people whey deh pan di blog n a only me n u one a comment… is over 1800 people a scroll jmg right now

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    when mi say di whole a england and jamaica… all some place whey mi neva hear bout yet

  • nata says:

    Met them need somebody put them in dem place den dem have the nerve a cuss n chat how dem hot. them living in a lu………..if me have money like D'angel n a live fi her lifestyle when me go out ppl haffi tek double take. She just tacky me a spain town gal n me into 'image'
    Some a dem want get a character chexk while dem at it

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    nata u awful bad dwllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll dem wicked cause d'angel jus neva look good or outstanding to me yet… she have very poor taste

  • nata says:

    Mek dem tan deh lol maybe them will pass on the tips to d so called women entertainers mek dem fix up them self. Can u imagine a video with Macka, Stacious, Pamputae n Spice? Face tek weh u tiyad self for u no reach one hit wonders no worthy of comment. Tidal wave titty gal Ms. Thing…u no see all dat can't mek u no talent ass come back u only mek ppl a laugh at u.

    Capelton pls stop wear the frock dem maybe a quilt wud help u. SMRH

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    a true nata u naw tell one lie… she tacky bad… clothes neva look good yet and all she need fi do a keep it nice n simple because she slim n portion properly but she jus neva wear nuttin look good to me yet

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    but nata y ms ting really did go breed so quick? and mi did like har style a dj eno… …speaking of capleton…I shall drap some suss pan him ina di laytaz

  • nata says:

    she deh pon the radio n dem seh "wow! what a way u look sexy over shaggy n frends' Yes I have to mix it up I like to watch Beyonce n try emulate her. Word to Angel Beyonce in a class by her self her vocals no all that great compared to Whitney but she sexy no rass n the lace wigs sidung. U n ur likkle low budget Cosco nylon n swim wear gives tacky a new meaning. U r in no place to be parading like that u have no body for that. Stick to the Angel wings that's the best me see u

  • GoG3Tt3r says:

    miss ting is a no talent bitch,,,her voice is annoying.. i cant stand her

  • sexillisha says:

    good morning met and nata lol how unno doing in the morning yah i just take me morning run and log in lol

    nata stacious haffi more than 200lbs cause me a 195 and mi solid nuff people dont even believe me weight cause it no show lol
    sample sick look lie a scare crow at all times and him eva look hungry.

  • nata says:

    Yes sir for fire man a bun out nuff things n a do dem under the quiet. Me want hear, the bo bo them a go bun down JMG yah now. Where is DI? The females in the dance hall get soft. That's why me rate Saw she a carry the thing fi yrs now. Anything on Munga. U fi just do one week a so-called rasta mix up. Check Sizzla file n Luciano for them no easy. U no who fa file duty? Sky Juice

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    mi nuh like beyonce clothes whey she wear so mi nuh see why she shoulda open har mout fi talk bout she try emulate beyonce and she not even shape like har… mi say dem fuckin fool u see

  • sexillisha says:

    lol ohh hell no angel really say she a try follow beyonce nooooooooooooooooo sah

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    lisha stacious belly alone a 180

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    nata to rass mi waa sky juice sex file… PEOPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UNNO SEN IT COME N STOP REFRESH DI BLOG N NAW SAY OR DO NUTTIN

  • sexillisha says:

    lmao rotf why met why u stay so lol a tru do look like she a carry twins

  • nata says:

    Them danca bwoy yah a mek money? Look at Ice dead like dog no body fr entertainment fraternity show up. Duty Ele u clean up u fronzy room yet? Nasty Vegas tweet this…me hear seh u fuck a thing way day n d gal seh all u deh pon a fi she skin it out mek u look all when she a dead fi u start fuk n u a finger it n a smell it n a tell her fi talk to u dirty. Go tweet that u sick fuck

  • sexillisha says:

    then sky juice really have a sex life unda dah belly deh

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    if dem say sky juice buddy big mi lock dung jmg fiddy week ___________________________________________________________

  • GoG3Tt3r says:

    stacious gwaan like she skinny…she must member seh she is like a jackfruit suh she must kno her season

  • sexillisha says:

    lol met di whole a sky juice hood up inna him belly god bless wha a peep out

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    bloodclot nata jus kill mi________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

    lisha please leave mi alone this morning dwllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    bloodclot gogetter dwllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll whey u say???? she mus know har season? dwl dwl dwl lisha mi naw look pan u dwl dwl can u imagine di hood tip alone whey sky juice have??
    nata maybe di smell a pussy is juss enuff fi vegas dwllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    nata please finish talk up di tings…. so all now vegas dow fuck di girl???????

  • nata says:

    She was on Irie fm a talk shit… Beyonce a little bitch with her diva attitude but she look good. Her lace wig a 50,000 she might not style concscious but Met anything she wear she fill it out because of her shape. D'angel fi go chat to Ted Brown for a him alone in lu. D'angel u r tacky she seh she a go keep the black hair. I wud think not u need a nice style n a few nice pcs a clothes no kerchief shit. Follow u man … mek u dress meker sue on the name brand dem pon u outfit.

    uno a fool a when them ask if she still a wear d weeding band she seh of course! Unu go refresh this…….tell her fi log on. Me respect her tenacity n resilience for if she never tan up trang Beenie wudda done her career.

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    she did waa done beenie career fus nata… as to beyonce mi nuh know y she even open har mout n say dat n she cannot even afford not even di toilet paper whey beyonce use n wipe har ass

  • nata says:

    What Sky Juice loose in the hips him mek up with the lips. Mek them run him file. Him buy pussy hard…meaning him spen money fi get what him wnat n him love d kinky. Vegas if u no smell the pussy u can't fuck bec a d scent turn u on. U gwaan go Tweet now fucking asshole. I hope u get back the phone. U see how the gal tek u mek fool for she kno u luddy. A d pussy smell u did eager for.lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    nata please dash out di whole a vegas baggage department please……..

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    dwllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll a weak to bloodclot so nata all him do a finga n smell ? no sah a cannot laugh dis big sunday morning…. nata mi want sky juice tongue file like last yr

  • nata says:

    She she that a she also inspire her custome change. This gal sick custum change fi what? Where were the custume? Better she did wear d dress in a 'sky scrapper' she wud look better. Them seh maga gal whole deep so maybe that's why Beenie love her so

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    jmg bun dung dis very mawnin…so vegas u not a fuckist but a smellist??? dwllllllllllllllllllll

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    nata behave n please explain di vegas ting cause mi skin ketch a all kinda fire dis mawnin

  • nata says:

    vegas did u performed oral sex on a certain female bec the pussy looked and smelt good. SKy juice when him a nyam pussy the teeth go out n come in so him tek it out

  • HotNix says:

    Mawninnn Everybaddy!!! Unno a gwaan wid tingz eeeh…lol

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    dwllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll a dedddd________________________________________________________________________________________________________

  • nata says:

    him fuck too man but him weird baaaaaaaaaad. Mek the groupies dash out him file. Me want see the pic of goofy baby mada. Vegas me have u file so when u sidung a tweet ppl buz u keep u ass quiet.

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    nix dis big sunday dwllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll nata sky juice plate slack? dwl dwl dwl so vegas do oral n no strikin?

  • GoG3Tt3r says:

    from yuh a smell d pussy yuh will suck d pussy no exceptions…vegas a suck long time…angels is a lost sheep

  • HotNix says:

    Sky Juice look look him is a sweatist

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    nata him come pan di blog well early this morning a hope he is still on cause dis tek everyting… icing n cake box nata weird how???

  • nata says:

    Sky juice love pretty gal n him love when u lock the foot round him head n mek him can't breath then him just have d head in deh a go back n forth for when him fuck a 5 min unless him put bomb on it. A whe unu hear bout me jus a keep me ass quiet more time. PPPPPPPPPPPls ppl send on the verification them to Met

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    but nix y him badda go ina di bedroom wid teet if him know him haffi tek it out back??

  • HotNix says:

    Nata yuh want piece a bread, doh??DWL….No bread + no hood= Nata crass pan a Sunday mawnin…lol

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    dwlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll so sky juice a use bum? mi know bum dwl dwl dwl it work fi di ole man dem a ded to rasss

  • nata says:

    u kno im love u talk to him n watch him dick n him a stroke u a bite u ass n all that n just mek u a watch him buddy. Vegas what size u have? Wud u like me to talk. Met me na seh no more. Mek them send on u will hear.

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    sky juice new name is inhaler dwllllllllllllllllllllllll

  • HotNix says:

    MET is all about presentation, the packaging..him affi show up in style, so when di teetz get expel yuh know say is not a normal nyam yuh a get. DWRCL..mi nuh know,,,,that's my theory

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    nata talk out di tingsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss cause dis is a nex historical jmg moment dwl dwlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll nata is y him waa ooman watch him hood??

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    nix dwllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll a ded dis is tuh much this sunday mawnin… so when di teet tek out is a nyammin of nyammin proportions that will take place??

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    now me see dis man tek out him teet… wha cudda stop me from run whey?? dwllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll mi run gone to rass dem brave fi mek no teet sky juice nyam dem

  • HotNix says:

    Yep, olympic caliber nyammin…

  • nata says:

    when the teeth tek out mek d pussy nyamings sweeta pure gum. Just like how men tell u when woman suck dem without the dentures how it sweet. Vegas did u come in the girl face. Let me shut me mouth. Vegas have a specific fucking style. Sky juice a five day talkings. Just mek them send him file in. Vegas will a drive in the car wid u n tell u open u foot push finger in a pussy n just a wift it all d way home. No mess with me this morning yah. Me diet mek me mesirable.

  • HotNix says:

    If him head inna yuh lap yuh nah mooove. Yuh lock eeen….you killing me…whoi

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    so pussy smell to vegas is like spinach to popeye????________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    dwllllllllllllllllllll mi deh yah a ded to rass dwllllllllllllll dwl dwl… no sah dis tuh much

  • nata says:

    met go post Goofy bm pic

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    which part mi a go look fi dat now… brb

  • Priti says:

    Mad Michelle is a bleach out crackhead. Shi sai shi use 2 model 4 Puma. Mumzel is jus a mess. Sample 6 is bi-sexual.

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    mi a look nata .. u too awful eno

  • AnonT says:

    dwlllllll met nata, khali hotnixxx etc…why uno behaving badly, me is deading here, dwllll

    sky juice does nyam pussy and im dont hide it, mekk i give uno me experience, me haffi try mix it up cause me dont wanna give out me self, im vnever come close to me but me was dey bout wen im buss and talk im own files on two occasions actually

    mekk i think fee ah minute

  • AnonT says:

    mad michelle look like she does tekk de coke too, is since back ena de nineties me hearing dis taddler and de coke ting………..

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    anon dashiouttttttttttttttt while mi scroll chew dis dwllllllllllll

  • AnonT says:

    uno know lexxus name get call up ena de coke tings too yaw!! me hear it from im was henging round ah exodus studios ……….

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    but if him tek coke anon him is one fat coke head…

  • HotNix says:

    Anon, happy Sunday morning ma !!!

  • sweet says:

    GOOD MORNING, NATA BLESSED LOVE, MET DI SUNDAY YAH GET HOT EARLY. SKY JUICE BELLY HAVE IT OWN ZIP CODE. ANGEL IS JUSS HOPELESS WHEN MI SEE SHE INNA DI BODY SUIT WID DI PANTYHOSE WID DI LINE MI GIVE UP TOTALLY PON SHE. NO FASHION FLARE WHAT SO EVERRRR. SHE NEED FI HIRE A PROPER STYLIST. DI RESS A DEM EXCEPT SAW, LADY G, AN IFRICA A SOME LOW BUDGET SECOND RATE POP DUNG WANNA BE ARTIST.

  • AnonT says:

    ok first occasion im and one of im woman was round ah studion was some lil cok going on and im and de mens dem start talk bout de eatings, me hear wid me owna two ears im seyy im does do eet and how im does please de oman, de gyal jess ah stan up dere and laugh and rub im belly all me get draw into de talks and dem asking if me naaa like it?? wen ah man dweet, me jessa tekk way meself cause me long time husband was rite dey wid me and me never wanna screech pan im!!!!!! dwlllllll

  • AnonT says:

    dat was early part of last year

  • sweet says:

    SORRY MY BADDD, GOOD SUNDAY MORNING METTERS AN READERS.

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    nata mi nuh see har all now … brb dow mi hungry anon gwaan talk…well mi believe bout lexus n di coke

  • nata says:

    Anont u damn bitch dash out u pussy nyamings experience with Sky juice n tap chat shit no body no care bout duty Lexuss yah now! DWRL

  • SERENITY says:

    [email protected],you killing me,dash out vegas file again cause it seem like we nuh get di right file yet
    ________________________________________________________________________________________________

  • HotNix says:

    Sweet!!!you good?

  • nata says:

    Hello Sweets me deh yah cross. Cutting off the carbs mek me cranky lol lol

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    mawnin sweet

  • AnonT says:

    u see lexus me will dead saying im is ah nice bwoy but im get caught up, me observe im he too hyper sometimes wen im come check me frien and fram wat she seyyyy im like an energizer bunny. met me tiyad begg ar fee come dash de suss ge u, but even though dem officially leff, she still have mad love feeim and dem does still reason and me SUSPECT DEM DOES STILL FCUK AND me tell ar dat!!

    me don wanna dash de details me know bout lexx cause she will know is me and me violate, de tings me chat is general knowledge so she nah bex wid me

  • nata says:

    Anont him rub on the bum n nyam the pussy till it set in n him just a spit in deh n a shake head two sides

  • sweet says:

    MI DEH YAH A TEK IT EEEENN, BWOY UNNUH A HATTT UP DI BLOG FROM EARLY.

  • AnonT says:

    nata please leff me me will nat shit pon sky juice much less mekk im see me pussy me is ah bitch with pleanty class and me men dem does haffi be propper, don mekk i start post me man dem pics gee uno eno…nata leff me…..
    dwlllllllll

  • sweet says:

    ___________________________________________NATA MI A DED IN YAH.

  • AnonT says:

    sweet sugar….u see how nata ah behave and met ah upholder!! and dem sey is me drunk??? dwlll

  • nata says:

    90 percent a dem a nyam pussy every selecter from Tony Mattheron go str8 down. All him a one next one. a which famous dancehall man me hear a par with tranvestite dress nice look like a girl act like a girl go somewhere show ID only to say a male. Me all a hear Raga wid it

  • nata says:

    Anont u ever try a woman.

  • sweet says:

    SKY JUICE NAH LEFF BIG BREASSS DOLLY, AN DEM PICKNEY DEM NICE ESPECIALLY DI LIKKLE LASS BWOY.

  • AnonT says:

    second occasion wid dis sky juice now, me remember it clearly it was at a party one sunday nite (passion sunday or autovision) one of dem me nah get specific

    de man stand up rite dere and start chatting bout sucking pussy and like im ask de man nexx to im who me come wid, cause im would love to eat me out, clearly im did not see me ex husband rite dere stand up a lil distance cause im woulda get im mout box dung to ground

    me ex like im hear or suspect de talks and tekk me ay fass, cause even though we done years im still ignarant and does want play im is still de mann

    me know sky not ah jess talk im feel sey im can encourege de wimmen dem due to fact dat im does eat, and u know dat most wimmen will want fee get dat dere done to dem!!

  • AnonT says:

    no nata me never try ah woman and me never curious bout dat me will feel strange touching ah woman bress dem tings out ah me league

  • AnonT says:

    nats please dont answer u owna question, me wanna be left in luuuuu as far as u are concerned me naa want u confirm me suspicions!! dwllllll

  • nata says:

    Sky Juice tongue come like a sharp dick him use it to actually fuck u. plain n str8. Him not even a come up fi air till u come

  • sweet says:

    @ANONT, MI CAN JUSS IMAGINE WHEN JUICE READY FI DINE PON DI YOUNG GYAL DEM. LAWD MI NOT EVEN WAAN FI VISUALIZE DAH ONE DEH. DWL DWL

  • AnonT says:

    well me sure dolly nah leff im neidder cause no matter where she dip out she will haffi come back fee de eatings

  • nata says:

    Anot me will chat to u later. I hope u no one a dem out a shape gym instructor for me go gym go see one batty man a teach class whey deh me just smrh n go pon the thread mill. Suppose u see the man belly no sah

  • AnonT says:

    wat ah man look awful but im always well deck off ena im clothing, if is one ting, im love match im colours!! dwlllll

  • nata says:

    Met go post pic of Sky Juice woman for me no know her and all the ppl dat Vegas date we haffi have a few picthu fi mek we argument tek good standings.

  • AnonT says:

    dwlllll nata dont mekk i cuss u me well shape good and me tun tun well pretty and smell nice!!!! gweh!!!!

    me is a cyclist and me teach spinning, so me ass and me legs well shape nice and firm and it cack out behind me, so know u falling place!!!

    and me bress dem is ah 34CCCCCCCC!! and dem well firm and dem no have no silicone ena dem (me nah go lie, dem not as stiff as wen me did 21, but me could go anywhere widout me brassierre!! dwllll me done wid u fassness fee now!!!!!

  • nata says:

    caka fart…….is there something special u using on the tun tun? My gal fren ask me this question two days ago she me tell her me no know. A vegas u a preposition. DWL yes spinning keep u toned no wonder u deh deh a fuck u self a night time for spinnin mek u horny like what. U no have no kids. Sweets u too innocent fi dem yah conversation yah. dwl

  • sweet says:

    @NATA U STAY DEH BOUT TOO INNOCENT.

  • sweet says:

    MI SOON COME MI GONE PUT ON DI CHICKEN.

  • nata says:

    sweets tru me see d pretty little girl me always a equate that to u. My fren a tell me African man spen mad money pon woman. Sweets me forget u girls a d states including Met a pure rass freak. Don't know what i was thinking dwl dwl

  • AnonT says:

    Dwllllll nata u is de worseeeeeee met please come back and moderate u blog nata sh get outa hand……. As usual

    sweet tun u face and block u ears dem dis talk fee de big people, dwlllll

  • AnonT says:

    Dwlllll nata leff sweets don start u kinda talks wid ar! Dwllll me will haffi sen on an email to you bout me sweetening tun tun routine me no wanna turn met blog ena no scandal place tidday cause me will haffi get explicit and me no wanna raise u tempreture!!!!

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    a so much mi haffi go read… cho

  • nata says:

    Anont fi u class no kno seh u a rum fucking head! dwl unno a pure freak over deh so breddas just ask any Jamaican man dem tell u d girls a d States a d worst freaky bad n dem quick fi tek u up, bail u out a jail , buy u car clean u off give u some crazy ass fuck n keep n care u till dem mad head tek dem. With dem bad accent an bad rass attitude n long fingernailers. Yes sah it look like me haffi go back to regular food me a get too insipid

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    mi say nata u is something else eno… mi is not a good pic look up smaddy eno dem tings deh boring to mi so mek smaddy see n sen it in cause mi a go sidung n a look fi pic n miss di fuckery whey unno a cha… anon y u even ansa nata? dwllllllllllllllll a cannot laugh

  • nata says:

    Look here don't fuck with me this morning me no come for weeks now handsome a fuck him self me want feel a real dick up deh and somebody fi stroke me breast n nibble pon me ears now u fi come tell me bout the pussy routine u a ramp. Send on the nookie routine n no get me croxx for there is nothing u can tell me me no hear bout. Me have me own stories that me hear gal a chat bout how dem a tek care a pum pum so u send on now! DWRL u mek Met blog catch a fire in yah today.

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    nata hello…. hold di freak talk fi urself cause mi is not one… no sah mi stomach cannot even tek certain tings

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    nata mi nuh mind di blog smoking but fire it cannot ketch pan dis big sunday

  • nata says:

    No worry dem soon send on the suss with pics come give u, right now a Anont me want hear fr with her tun tun routine. For me hear some routine whey deh me still haffi a smh

  • AnonT says:

    Dwllll Nata u rinse de mericans baddddddd

  • nata says:

    no freak talk Met me a talk bout what some women seh dem a do fi keep dem things tight me shock seh ppl a do them things deh. U just chek the African dem n dem tell u

  • nata says:

    like alum…a real somthing that

  • nata says:

    up to Raga did a talk bout it wah deh seh uptown girls a use diff things fr ghetto girls dem a use spray. Now if Raga a man n him kno. We na talk bout no rub crothces things Met take u mind outta de gutter

  • AnonT says:

    Met me sooooo glad u come back cause u know me one cannot mangae dis one name nata she is a case file fee ah whole te ah psychiatrist doctors fee examine me don't have dem skills dey

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    dwlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll dwl dwl dwl … anon nata ina class all by harself…. nata I dont own not even one sex toy… no spray no nothing..

  • nata says:

    kiss teeth

  • nata says:

    Met me want do me breast mek them tan up tiff fi handsome…what u think n pierce me clit (u hear Janet Jackson seh a d best sensation when u clit pierce) u and Anont is ok

  • nata says:

    Met 876 pop down again or a me?

  • sweet says:

    DI CHICKEN A FRY BUT MI NO WAAN BUNN IT SO MI A GO JUMP IN QUICK AN RUN BACK DUNGSTAIRS. SPRAY I HOPE DEM A USE GOOD OLE SOAP AN WATA. NUTTEN NO BEAT DAT AN KEEP UP YOU KEIGELE AN U GOOD.

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    nata puss n dog dow have di same luck eno…nex ting u go pierce u clit n di whole it come right off shortly after… sweet u tink u easy…. mi a cook pork chops wid some mashed potatoes but a will start bout 2

  • sweet says:

    MET MI USED TO DUN COOK BY 12 BUT FROM MI LOG ON PON DIS YAH SITE MI DINNER LATE, AN PEOPLE ARE COMPLAINING. DWL DWL.

  • nata says:

    me deh pon me diet so me nah cook u come like me mada she done cook by 1:00 dwl. Met u can't manage me me deh pon crack!

  • AnonT says:

    Dwlll met doan warn nata bout nutten it done ena har mind fee dweet!!! We same ones she will come ere and cry say hansome seyy de pierce clutter ah mekk ar ole feel bigger Ana nuh feim no more

    mekk ar gone do Janet Jackson sintin

  • AnonT says:

    Sweet and met UNO food sound nice me here ah sit in de bus stop and wait fee me bus fee reach ah de mall and buy up me coldstone ice cream me not cokkin squat tidday wen soci come rong later me will beggg a plate!

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    dwlllllllllllllllllll u cook like a jamaica u deh sed way… not I… dwl mi like eat bout 5 n call it a night right deh

  • nata says:

    anot right now any kind a stimulation better than none. lol

  • AnonT says:

    Did nata Jess say she lexxus and Harry taddler does smoke crak? Dwlllllll

    way UNO cookin fee desert?

  • nata says:

    anont u reaaly addicted fi a blog from u phone u go hurry up teach class n run them out

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    anon u naw cook when u go home??

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    dwl nata all u tuh.. anon a dow know wha mi a go rub up… maybe some brownies… n icecreme

  • nata says:

    Met have u heard anything about Candice?

  • sweet says:

    MI HAVE APPLE PIE AN WHIPPED CREAM FI DESSERT. SOME COLD CORONAS COS LAYTA MI A GO WATCH DI GRAMMY AWARDS.

  • AnonT says:

    Nata u talk de trute met do me ah wicked ting wid dis blog all wen me should be out lookin man me here cack up chat shit!

    Tenks fee nuttin met! Dwl

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    nata u say any stimulation is betta dan none?________________________________

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    anon a nuh my fault a fi unno same one fault… mi see smaddy all come a ask fi u yessideh cause dem know how u terrible bad dwllllllllllllll

  • nata says:

    Met a no dat…when u deh yah so u just b u self n forget bout d every day stressors n negative ppl u just blog n laugh 4 no care hoe d topic serious we n up a laugh unlike 876 every type u type u haffi a trace

  • AnonT says:

    Met dat kitchen will se me later ah pull some greens and bake chicken bout 6 tinnite me have ah wicked sweet tooth dat me going to feed rite now

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    sweet mi neva drink a beer yet is bare wine in here all different kinds but not one beer.. a must try drink one

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    nata one a mi fren log on pan here n tell mi say we laugh tuh much dwllllllllll him say every read him read him laugh… sometimes people have tings pan dem mind and waa relax dem brain dem should be able fi laugh man di real…. anon a only a sweet tooth alone u have u sure???

  • AnonT says:

    Nata me always here UNO talk bourbover 876 me Jess pass tru and read de articles dem does really be eating up one anneda fee trute???

    Mettt all me lil free time me here ah cuss and try edify dem groupies, smh dem must does well laugh after we, but we no care! Dwlllll

  • nata says:

    if Beyonce nominated she ago win as usual n a Sean Paul a win just bec of him color…tell me what has Sean Paul sing of substance of late his teeth. Grammy a hypocritical in the making all some ppl win Grammy u never hear of them before

  • AnonT says:

    Dwll met u don't want me rinse me adder cravings dem! Nata dey bout! Dwlllll

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    anon whey u say dem talk bourbover??___________________________________________________________________________________________________________

  • nata says:

    Met life too short yah all radio ppl me hear a read up pon groupies yah now Keshema pon the Buzz a seh she a research bout the groupie dem n how dem a take over for she go pon a site that d groupie seh she lie down in a hospital bed n no know a who she a breed for. Is there a nother site for me a wonder a what she a talk bout must Media take out. 876 days done yah pure shit n shit bucket if them even post something dem na get more than 30 comments n a pure cussing

  • nata says:

    Anont me know u a perv so no badda with me.. oh pls

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    dwlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll anon rinse dem maybe she wont see because she deh pan a nex mission yah now… mek a go check twitter brb

  • AnonT says:

    Met me wish me cudda do a spin class wid de metters me feel UNO will ride dem poor bicycle reddddddd!

    Me like tell me class ok let's do jumps now don't go rite back down me want UNO fee Jess" Hoover, Jess Hoover" dem does start bawl and scream! Dwlll

    Me know dat one nata and de one bev will love dat dere drill!

    Dwlllll

  • AnonT says:

    Met me had to mekk up a word fee wat dem chat cause ah no normal ting dat all de cussing and tracing can't be normal no sah

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    nata oieeeeeeeeeeee
    MR VEGAS
    Glory be to the most high,I serve the God of jacob & david,my God is real
    about 4 hours ago from web
    YES VEGAS FI REAL GLORY BE TO THE MOST HIGH WHO HAS MADE UR ABILITY TO SMELL DISTINGISHABLEEEE

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    A GUESS U REACH SAFE VEGAS

    Oh jesus a me alone on the plane,I am obama where is ma securities,this is a trapppp pray fi mi
    about 24 hours ago from UberTwitter Pray for me I am going on a 19 seater to marsh habour, bahamas them likkle plane yah,wow
    about 24 hours ago from UberTwitter

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    ANON WHEY U SAY DEM START SCREAM WHEN U TELL DEM JUS JUMP? DWLLLLLLLLLLLLL WE NEED A JMG WORD BANK BECAUSE DAH WORD DEH HISTORICAL

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    burbover? dwllllllllllllllllll

  • AnonT says:

    Why Im so lie??? Which plane flying wid one rass passenger ena dese hard times? Unless is a private chater??? Vegas u is ah liad!

  • AnonT says:

    Dwlllll met me really can't stomach dis Vegas tidday eno wid im Andrews liver salts belly

  • AnonT says:

    Me feeling fee eat lil Chinese sweet and sour beef wid steam brocoli, smh

  • nata says:

    He is a retard him find back him faith yah now! A dat him need fi find a gig or two n leggo of the tweets. A tru him hear we ah ask if him no have no tour. Vegas come like lef over rice n peas that lef out pon stove top n get sour. Oh! pls

  • sweet says:

    MI LOVE JAMAICAN CHINEY FOOD IT ALWAYS TASTE BETTA TO MI.

  • sweet says:

    LAWD MI GO OVA FIMI YAAD GO SEE PAMPUWAYWAY TOO BIG FI HAR AGE A GI DI BACKWAY SQUAT. DAT IS ONE OF DI MOST UNLADY LIKE POSE A DI CENTURY. DAT POSE IS SAYING PUT DAT DOLLA BILL RIGHT UP HERE IN MY SNATCH.

  • AnonT says:

    Sweet don't call pamputae and lady ena same sentence me meet ar ena studio and she naa push up she Jess ah hold ar ends but she forever look bad ena har clothing choices

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    anon we deh pan di nex topic .. sweet mine pamputae bline u dwl

  • the real deal says:

    goog afternoon met and metters mi ago come dash out d angel file bout ATI weekend last yr but mi a run mi soon come back when mi reach a di ppl dem work mi drop it fi unu…all a dem so wack and like nata say mumma saw a di best right now lyricaly and looks wise but woooiii mi about fi run late fi di ppl dem work….angel file too long. lata

  • the real deal says:

    so mi reach a work now and settle down so mek mi drop the mix pon d angel…now imagine this woman suppose to big jamaica's dancehall first lady according to elephant man…wen unu look di ooman a walk round hedo wit one tiefing Louis V bag wey she buy from one big crother a brooklyn, then she tink she cute and har weave dry as hell well want some grease…then pon top a it she see one a mi fren inna one outfit a skinny foot jeans and a pretty diamond stud bra wit a cute likkle flat slippers…when we look di nex mawnin angel git up and jump inna di same ting di next mawnin but when u check it out she have on one wet tights instead a skinny foot jeans and she put on a regular black bra how tacky can one get…then when she a perform she almost buss her rass pon stage the entire crowd gasp fi air to ratid…the she come pon stage wid her maga foot dem inna one white swim suite wit a gold sinting tire up round har waist jeeeezam peaz she did look bad….ppl unu caan telll D Angel sey if she ago tek di title of Jamaica's first lady of dancehall she need fi atleast look good and put on proper clothes…lawd dwl dwl dwl.

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    mi jus a see dis mi readinggggggg

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    dancehall wha? please and she neva have on one suit a clothes whey look like it eye catching yet… so wait she see di girl ina di ting n try it and flop… yes man red eye

  • Anonymous says:

    How mad michelle teeth dem favor vampire so.

  • the real deal says:

    yes to rass she see har and try but it was so flop wi laugh afta har the whole day…and thats wey elephant and di whole dem say, all lexxus him did di dey wid him one song bout she a danchall's first lady to rass mi nuh know wey dem si pon her she crawny like…[email protected] mad michelle teet dem spacey spacey like look like she can fit nuff curry goat bone inna di space dem….

  • sweet says:

    ANGEL IS LIKE A OLE HOUSE. SOME A DEM YOU HAFFI GUT DEM OUT AN START FROM SCRATCH. AN SOME A DEM A FIXER UPPER AN NO NEED TOO MUCH WORK. MI WOULDA START FROM SCRATCH WID SHE.

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    jeesam crims… sweet!!!!!!!

  • AnonT says:

    dwlllll met u no notice dat sweet is very deadly wid ar comments she does cut u dong real technical like

    me does admire ar comments dem, she mekk u feel like shit but u does leff wid ah smile pan u face cause u not really quite sure if she shit u up or if she ah try work wid u fee you improvements, smh smh

    sweets me wudda never wanna be u enemy, no sah

  • Jay says:

    *I Met, beg to differ on Mumzel's behalf…

    brilliant

  • Cindy says:

    @ nata – hahaha lmfao. How yuh a dash it pan dem so. But seriously, smaddy can't tell Alaine seh har head look fucking bad?! Why she a punish har hair when a nuh it mek she walk out pan sick sick Don afta dem come back from Japan? Oh God man Alaine, save di hair, wi know seh some a nuh really fi yuh, but nuh do it so. Lets say a prayer fi Alaine hair everybody. Hallelujah!

  • Anonymous says:

    Unno leave Stacious alone, obviously she nuh superficial like mos a unno an she proud inna har fluffy skin. Furthermore she so important unno affi ah tek har pictah offa nickfotoworks fi bring pon jmg fi comment bout har. wat a work unno ah fi do.di gal a real gal. she nah nip n tuck and make-up nut'n. lef har alone.

  • milan says:

    is wah do baby elephant anonymous/stacious…di ppl dem say u wagga and u body tink u breeding dwrcl get over it…bout leave u alone. u shud a glad u get likkle air time pon di blog cause nothin nah gwan fi u a rass…u fi put out more effort inna u attire u a artist (u claim) so do better man cho…is where u pick up this outfit from mumma??..bout ppl a search for u pic ur funnnyyyyy lol

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    milan a u dat dung yah a misbehave?_______________________________

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