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PASS THE MOP PLEASE …and a likkle peppa elder on the double

I KNOW WHEN DIS DANCE DONE AND IT HIT 12 MID-DAY NUFF A DEM WHEY GO HUNGRY NUH %^&****(   GAS A GO KILL DEMMMMMMMMMM… ANYBODY WHEY KNOW PEPPER ELDER UNNO CAN SELL IT WHEN DEM PEOPLE YAH DONE PARTY … CAUSE WHA GAS DEM HAVE MI NUH TINK PETROJAM CAN STORE IT. SOME A DEM TEK DEM LAST AND BUY LIQUOR FI FLOSS… GAS A GO KILL DEM OOOOOOOOOOOO

UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!HOW DEM MATE YAH SO BOWL..yes my Tiger Woods obsession… it sweet mi

A friend close to Moquin, 27, said: “For Kalika, what she had with Tiger was the real thing. He professed his love for her and the feeling was mutual. He said he’d leave Elin in a flash if she wanted.”

The friend said: “Kalika is a marketing manager at The Bank nightclub inside the Bellagio so they’d hook up for a drink downstairs and after she finished work they’d go up to Tiger’s villa.”

And the pal added: “Kalika was blown away. She said he has a great body and was amazing in bed. They’d have sex three or four times a night. He said Elin was a cold fish and they rarely had sex. He’s apparently in a loveless, sexless marriage.”

And the pal went on: “Tiger said he was desperate for a change but was

terrified he’d lose his kids.”

 
HOW MUCH MORE A DEM MATE YAH A GO BUY DI STORY SAY DI MAN INA DI MARRIAGE BECAUSE A DI KIDS??????????? TIGER UP TO WOMAN NUMBER 10 NOW BTW

DIS MORNING WELL EARLY 911 RECEIVE A CALL FROM TIGER WOODS HOUSE

DEM SAY IS A BLOND MIDDLE AGED WOMAN WHO DEH PAN ADVANCED LIFE SUPPORT… SMHH

STACEY BASHMENT

WHEN DI PEOPLE DEM SEND IN DI PIC DEM IS DAT TIME PEOPLE REALISE DEMSELF N DEN SEND IN A REQUEST FI PIC TEK OFF… IS ONLY PAN JMG UNNO SEE SAY DI TINGS DEM WRONG? CAUSE STACEY NOW WID EVERYTING INA U Y WOULD U SHOW U DRAWZLESS ASS INA DANCE LIKE DAT?  A CUDDEN FI DI TATOO SAKE.. CAUSE DAS FI DI BEDROOM … IS WHO U BATTAM IS ON DISPLAY FOR?? U A SEND OUT A BID FI A FIRM UP SURGEON OR WHA?..JUS GIMMY A IDEA… A HINT..SUMTING AS TO Y U DO DIS ..CAUSE FROM DI LOOKS OF TINGS U AGE COME OFF DI ALMANAC.. DI SKIN A SWINK WHEY LEF DI BONE.. WRINKLES A MEK BARGAIN FI COME IN…ALL DOSE TINGS A GWAAN AND U PULLED DOWN UR PANTS!

PASS THE MOP PLEASE …and a likkle peppa elder on the double

I KNOW WHEN DIS DANCE DONE AND IT HIT 12 MID-DAY NUFF A DEM WHEY GO HUNGRY NUH %^&****(   GAS A GO KILL DEMMMMMMMMMM… ANYBODY WHEY KNOW PEPPER ELDER UNNO CAN SELL IT WHEN DEM PEOPLE YAH DONE PARTY … CAUSE WHA GAS DEM HAVE MI NUH TINK PETROJAM CAN STORE IT. SOME A DEM TEK DEM LAST AND BUY LIQUOR FI FLOSS… GAS A GO KILL DEM OOOOOOOOOOOO

SMADDY POST THIS AS A COMMENT

YES NOW… SO WHO WAA STILL KILL DEM ONE ANOTHER OVA MOVADA N VYBZ CAN GWAAN…UNNO LOOK YAH

INTERNATIONAL HOT SPOT…TIGER WOODS PAP DUNG JUMPOFF

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/video/?vxSiteId=6d2e103b-e170-4f86-9c51-6eac37f8a93e&vxChannel=News&vxClipId=2160_632030&vxBitrate=300

A DOW KNOW WHA FI SAY… BUT DIS WOMAN RITE HUR……..  SHUDDA NEVA EVEN COME OUT CAUSE SHE DONT EVEN LOOK BETTA DAN DI WIFE

by di way it up to 9 ooman now… YES DI STORY SWEET MI BECAUSE UNNO SEE SAY IS ALL WHITE OOMAN…YES MAN TIGER TINK HIM WHITE N UNNO SEE HOW MINDY COWL LIKE ICE… WID HAR PAP DUNG BLOODCLOT

story come to bump right yasso

At a point she says she wanted out of the relationship because Tiger had already married Elin Nordegren. She claims Tiger told her his marriage was for image — “It’s only for publicity,” she claims he said.

SMADDY POST THIS AS A COMMENT

YES NOW… SO WHO WAA STILL KILL DEM ONE ANOTHER OVA MOVADA N VYBZ CAN GWAAN…UNNO LOOK YAH

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