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GULLY BANGARANG

FLEXX U JUS A SLIP INTO A BUS AND NOT EVEN FULLY OUT YET AND A 5 GYAL A WAR OVA YUH (ANNICA, SUZZETTE,PRISSY ,TANYA)
DEM SAY SUZZETTE GO POST PIC PAN MYSPACE… myspace seems like di shit folks.. WID SHE AND FLEX INA HOTEL ROOM N BARE TINGS… HEY HOY RAYYYYYYYYY BAM.. BARE STRESS LICK PRISSY WEIGHT NAILY SCALELESS N TING.. MAWGA DUNG OH SO BADLY… NOW DEM SAY WHILE FLEX LIVE WID PRISSY HIM BREED HIM SECOND BABY MADDA TANYA… unno is followin? ANNICA IS ALSO GULLYLUSHUS COUSIN…  A ARCHIE BUNKA DIS?? ALL IN THE FAMILY? DEM SAY FLEX COME A NEW YORK N ANNICA SEE HIM N GO WRITE UP BARE TINGS BOUT DI BABY MADDA DEM AND DEM LOOK GOOD BUT DEM SAY FLEX AINT LEAVIN ANYBADDAYY A JUS SO SO COCKEY RECYCLIN.. HIM LEF ONE GO BACK TO ONE LEF ONE GO BACK TO DI NEX .. FLEX U FI JUS TRY GET A REAL BUSS N BUY A BIG HOUSE N A KYAAT N JUS TAG ALONG U TAG TEAM… CAUSE AINT NO COCKEY INA DI WORLD CUDDA MEK ANY GOOD OOMAN SEKKLE FI DIS… AFA A NUH DIAMOND SPIT OUTA U HOOD WHEN U COME!

DEXTER U HAVE MI PERPLEXED

DEXTER INA U BLACK AND WHITE PIC MI SEE U BUFFNISS N RAY BUT U SEE U STANUP N  TIP OUT CHES INA DI SECOND PIC… MEK I BELIEVE WHEY DI PEOPLE DEM A SAY… DEXTER DEM SAY U NUH STOP NAME OUT WHICH MALE ARTIST U WAA SORT OUT..pants kratchiz all lean..MI JUS HOPE SAY NO FEMALE NAW CRAWL UP INA U BED BECAUSE DEM WUDDEN KNOW SAY U DONT WANT DEM IS MAN U LIKE… DEXTERRRRRRRRRR WHERE DID UR CHROMOSOMES GET TWISTED? MI WAA KNOW MI INA PUZZLEMENT, AWE N SHOCK ..aldow dat gold belt is a dead give away… DEXTERRRRRRRRRRRR WHAT R U LACKING DAT U FIND ENCHANTMENT INA MAN TINGS?? PEOPLE SAY U DONT HIDE IT SAY U LIKE MAN STILLLLLLLLLLL BUT MAYBE JUST MAYBE WHEN U DEH ROUND DI REAL BOYS U ACT LIKE ONE A DEM AND IN DOING SOOOOOOOOOOO U MITE END UP WID A FEMALE OR TWO INA U BED PAN OCCASION… DEXTERRRRRRRRRRR is whappen di tool too small har wha?? AND MI KNOW U A DI BOTTOM ENO BECAUSE FROM DAT POSE… YES DI ONE WID DI LEAN ZIP, GOLD BELT N DI DROP CHAIN PAN DI EXPOSED CHEST.. U LOOK VERY SWICHIN… yes a dat di merican dem say when people walk n wine.. DEXTAH U SWITCHINNNN
here is a likkle ting bout him

GULLY BANGARANG

FLEXX U JUS A SLIP INTO A BUS AND NOT EVEN FULLY OUT YET AND A 5 GYAL A WAR OVA YUH (ANNICA, SUZZETTE,PRISSY ,TANYA)
DEM SAY SUZZETTE GO POST PIC PAN MYSPACE… myspace seems like di shit folks.. WID SHE AND FLEX INA HOTEL ROOM N BARE TINGS… HEY HOY RAYYYYYYYYY BAM.. BARE STRESS LICK PRISSY WEIGHT NAILY SCALELESS N TING.. MAWGA DUNG OH SO BADLY… NOW DEM SAY WHILE FLEX LIVE WID PRISSY HIM BREED HIM SECOND BABY MADDA TANYA… unno is followin? ANNICA IS ALSO GULLYLUSHUS COUSIN…  A ARCHIE BUNKA DIS?? ALL IN THE FAMILY? DEM SAY FLEX COME A NEW YORK N ANNICA SEE HIM N GO WRITE UP BARE TINGS BOUT DI BABY MADDA DEM AND DEM LOOK GOOD BUT DEM SAY FLEX AINT LEAVIN ANYBADDAYY A JUS SO SO COCKEY RECYCLIN.. HIM LEF ONE GO BACK TO ONE LEF ONE GO BACK TO DI NEX .. FLEX U FI JUS TRY GET A REAL BUSS N BUY A BIG HOUSE N A KYAAT N JUS TAG ALONG U TAG TEAM… CAUSE AINT NO COCKEY INA DI WORLD CUDDA MEK ANY GOOD OOMAN SEKKLE FI DIS… AFA A NUH DIAMOND SPIT OUTA U HOOD WHEN U COME!

DEXTER U HAVE MI PERPLEXED

DEXTER INA U BLACK AND WHITE PIC MI SEE U BUFFNISS N RAY BUT U SEE U STANUP N  TIP OUT CHES INA DI SECOND PIC… MEK I BELIEVE WHEY DI PEOPLE DEM A SAY… DEXTER DEM SAY U NUH STOP NAME OUT WHICH MALE ARTIST U WAA SORT OUT..pants kratchiz all lean..MI JUS HOPE SAY NO FEMALE NAW CRAWL UP INA U BED BECAUSE DEM WUDDEN KNOW SAY U DONT WANT DEM IS MAN U LIKE… DEXTERRRRRRRRRR WHERE DID UR CHROMOSOMES GET TWISTED? MI WAA KNOW MI INA PUZZLEMENT, AWE N SHOCK ..aldow dat gold belt is a dead give away… DEXTERRRRRRRRRRRR WHAT R U LACKING DAT U FIND ENCHANTMENT INA MAN TINGS?? PEOPLE SAY U DONT HIDE IT SAY U LIKE MAN STILLLLLLLLLLL BUT MAYBE JUST MAYBE WHEN U DEH ROUND DI REAL BOYS U ACT LIKE ONE A DEM AND IN DOING SOOOOOOOOOOO U MITE END UP WID A FEMALE OR TWO INA U BED PAN OCCASION… DEXTERRRRRRRRRRR is whappen di tool too small har wha?? AND MI KNOW U A DI BOTTOM ENO BECAUSE FROM DAT POSE… YES DI ONE WID DI LEAN ZIP, GOLD BELT N DI DROP CHAIN PAN DI EXPOSED CHEST.. U LOOK VERY SWICHIN… yes a dat di merican dem say when people walk n wine.. DEXTAH U SWITCHINNNN
here is a likkle ting bout him

LISA…u jus a crawl outa u shell now..

In the intro Lisa Hype asked “A just one thing mi waan fi address – a wha duh some gal whe seh dem a Gangstress and don’t gi head”.

TITLE: DI ANSA

“Mi a junior and some a dem a pro,

Your tongue bore suh di world done kno,

Yuh waan fi please yuh man suh tell a gal so,

Yuh A suck h**d To

And di world done know,

Memba a yuh go mobay guh star freak show,

A gal a try style mi thing a use false info,

Dun talk seh mi dweet yuh a hide guh dung low,

Yuh A suck h**d to,

And di world done know.
 
 
 
LISA MI NUH HAVE NO WORDS.. .. MI WAA KNOW ANSA TO WHO OR WHAT
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STACIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STACIOUS MI NUH KNOW IF A CAMEL HUMP , CAMEL TOE, CAMEL HERD DIS BUT SUMTING NOT SO NORMAL A GWAAN BELOW U WAIST DEH.. AND ITS NOT FIT FOR THE EYES… SEEING DAT U HAVE EXTRA NUFF TINGS BACK N FRONT PLEASE MEK SURE SAY U MOVE DAINTY WID DEM, CAUSE MI SAY ALREADY DAT DOSE TINGS HAVE A WAY OF LOOKIN STINK…and look yah now? DAT PANTS MUS A CRY CREE …das if it can find it voice..

MEET MRS DONT LIKE THE HYPE

MEET MOVADO OOMAN WHEY LIVE A HAVENDALE FORMALLY FROM BROOKLYN (she up here now btw)… YES DIS IS MOVADO OOMAN …WELLLLLL SHE SAY SHE DONT LIKE THE HYPE SO SHE MEK SURE STAY BEHIND CLOSED DOORS…. ketch a bret… waieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…. okay then.. A DAT MOVADO WANT ENO BECAUSE WHEN SHE HOLD HAR SPACE HIM JUS ZUPS FROM HAVENDALE TO HWT … STOP N CALL GULLYLUSH… PUT HAR TO BED AND DEN GO HOME WID DI FULL BADDIE BROWNING WHEY DEM SAY HIM LIVE WID… MOVADO U A LIVE LAWGE..BTW THIS IS LEE LEE.. SHE SAY SHE IS DI BES AND SHE DONT HAVE NO COMPETITION  *faints*.. MI NEVA KNOW SAY DOSE BED STILL A MEK WID ALL DI SIDE TABLE ITCH ON AND SHEET A MATCH OUTFIT N BARE TINGS!>>>>>>>.
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