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VADO BIRTHDEH N SPICE RECYCLED BLUE HAIR

KARTEL INTERVIEW

”me and spice at wet sundays, one pickney cyah mash we up ”- AS PER MS TING

KARTEL INTERVIEW

LISA U FLOP USELF

LISA AFTA STATIOUS DRAP HAR SONG LASTNIGHT A DI DANCE N DEM BOO U..INFRONT A SHAWTIE U REALLY GO MEK A NEX SONG… LISA U FLOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
DEM SAY LISA GO PAN STAGE GO TRY DIS STACIOUS N DEM NUH STOP BOOOO HAR… STACIOUS GI DEM HAR TAPE N DI SELECTOR NUH STOP PULL IT UP… DEN MR SOFTEL GO TELL DI DJ FI GO PLAY BACK LISA SONG N DI PEOPLE DEM BOOO IT AGEN N SAY DEM WAA HEAR STACIOUS SONGGGGGGGGGGGGGG… DEM SAY SHAWTIE JUS TAN UP A LOOK .. DI PERSON SAY STACIOUS FAT BUT SHE LOOK GOOD BUT LISA FEVA HUNGRY DOG

LISA U FLOP USELF

LISA AFTA STATIOUS DRAP HAR SONG LASTNIGHT A DI DANCE N DEM BOO U..INFRONT A SHAWTIE U REALLY GO MEK A NEX SONG… LISA U FLOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
DEM SAY LISA GO PAN STAGE GO TRY DIS STACIOUS N DEM NUH STOP BOOOO HAR… STACIOUS GI DEM HAR TAPE N DI SELECTOR NUH STOP PULL IT UP… DEN MR SOFTEL GO TELL DI DJ FI GO PLAY BACK LISA SONG N DI PEOPLE DEM BOOO IT AGEN N SAY DEM WAA HEAR STACIOUS SONGGGGGGGGGGGGGG… DEM SAY SHAWTIE JUS TAN UP A LOOK .. DI PERSON SAY STACIOUS FAT BUT SHE LOOK GOOD BUT LISA FEVA HUNGRY DOG

BAG JUICE, MALT N PREDITA

HI THERE GOOD-DAY ,SKY JUICE…. SKY JUICE…. SKY JUICEEEEEEEEEEE A HUH MUCH TIME MI CALL U?? NOW FI A BIG MAN…AND WHEN MI SAY BIG MAN MI KNOW U MUS SEE EVEN 2-3 GRAY HAIR … WELL MAYBE U CANNOT SEE PASS DI BELLY.. BUT MI KNOW U MUS … DEN YET SANETTA MUS SEE DI GRAY HAIR… CHO… DEN AGEN WHEN BELLY TOO BIG DI BATTAM HALF SWINK UNDER… SO MAYBE U NUH REALISE YET… BUTTTT SKY JUICE MI KNOW U MUS HAVE GRAY HAIR DUNG A U FRONT NOT SO VISIABLE FENDER/BUMPA/ TEELIE/ PIG TAIL… ANYTING U WAA CALL DAT WHEY LEF AFTA U PASS BLUE MOUNTAIN PEAK.. I KNOW U MUS HAVE GRAY HAIR DUNG DEH… AND U SHAVE OUT U YEYE BROW LIKE U A 13.. WID DIS BAG A TIGHT RING PAN U FINGA LOOK LIKE IT BOUT FI GI U STAPPIJ A WATER… SKY JUICE U A BIG MAN ENO!

MILK, DIS PIC KINA OWL CAUSE PREDITA DREAD LONGER NOW N TING… BUT IM JUST HERE WONDERING IF U ADD URSELF TO DI PIC OR WHA..CAUSE UNNO CUDDA NEVA INA DI SED LOCATION N U HAVE ON HOODIE… N PREDITOR INA HIM MARINA ( and sweat a buss out a all whey we nuh able fi si right now) MILK DI WAY HOW U DID SPEND UR LIKKLE MEDIA MONEY MI DID TINK SAY U DEH PAN TAP A DI FASHION TIMES CAUSE DEM SAY A BARE CLAAWT N BOOT U BUY…mmhmm..SO IF U IS SO FASHIONISTA WHEY U A DO WID HOODIE INA DI MIDST A HOT HOT JA?? BWAAY PREDITA U LOOKS CALIENTE SAH…JEESAM CRIMS U WARM BAD MAN.. ONLY A FACE GULLYLUSHUS COULD LOVE FI REAL..

*waves hand vigorously* ..MILKKKKK Y U A SMILE LIKE U NUH KNOW HOW FI LISA HYPE UP DAH LOLIPOP DEH? DI GIRL BESIDE U LOOK LIKE ALL DI PLASTIC PART  A IT SHE WAA YAM… MILKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK IS THIS UR SIZE? SMADDY CALL LISA HYPE (like nex week dem time yah when she dun bawl… cause u know Stacious yam har fi suppa , lunch n brunch) MILK HAVE DI REMIDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YES MILK A DOW WRONG U… WHEN IT TOO BIG JUS HOLE IT N BUS A SMILEEEEEEEEEEEE.. a while  n give u jaw a rest…uno know di res..
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