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MR SWAGGER

HEY… MEET MR FISH CAKES FROM MANCHESTER ENGLAND.. HIS NAME IS JAY…anybody know him?.. A DOW KNOW Y HIM HAFFI A PRETEND SKIN OUT SO INA HIM CLOTHES AND A BALLS HIM HAVE UNDER HIM… hennyhow… mi naw lie him can dress… excluding di blue bahamian print…him swagga sell off..

WALKING COCK

DI PEOPLE DEM SAY DIS A DI WALKING LONDON COCK/ 3SOME KING … DEM SAY IF U CHOW  SKIRT OVA A DOOR HIM SLAP IT.. HIM NUH PARSHALLLL NUHBADDIE DEM SAY ALL TWO A DEM GIRL YAH INA DI PIC HIM STRIKE AND DEM A FREN… IF WE DID FI GET PIC OF EVERYGIRL HIM STRIKE IT WUDDA MEK A MOSAQUE  DI WAY HOW DEM NUFF…. MEET BERNARD… YES.. the walking cock

BACK TO JAMAICA MATTERS BUSY TEK NOTES

LOOK HOW CHINO STEP UP TO DI PLATE FINANCIALY AND PHYSICALLY FI PEIGHTON BUSY YUH NUH SHAME??? GET YA PEN AN PAD AN TEK NOTES

EDIT ITS CONFIRMED THAT CHINO AN ROSIE ARE TOGETHER!

DI BUZZA CREW

Dem name di buzzer hole crew fi chew! Is jackie Ramsey dawta – she name Michelle and di son name Jermaine.

Michelle is a ole tegg reg – Jermaine is very quiet and him VERY BRIGHT!!!! Him go UWI and get top honours degree- but him go London and of course di gay lifestyle tek ova. Him was working Selfridges and him tell dem how di alarm ting go and dem used to pressure Selfrdiges and TIEF hard!!!!

Dem tired fi lock up Michelle. Michelle tief ANYTING. Candle , clothes, vase ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She just tek it and walk out. All when dem go some stoe dem just clear out di entire RACK and move wid it and run. Michelle have a van and dem used di van fi put dem goods inna. When dem lef one store widdy tings dem put it inna di vehicle and go one next one. Dem have all schedule whe dem mek – today is Selfridges and Harrods – tommorrow is House of Fraser and Gap, next day out of town Outlet or mall. Dem drive as far as all Hertforshire and outta coutry go tief full di van and come back!!

Dem know how fi flip di buzzer dem pan di clothes. Dem tek orders – yuh go di store New Bond Street whe Victoria Beckham and dem people deh go shop – dem wi go inna di Gucci store fi ANYTING!! One of them style is dat yuh go di store go try on what yuh want and find yuh fit………and dem go fi it!! Dem charge yu half di price.

Jermaine nuh deh a London again him buss a marrried pon one gyal a Canada whe a di family fren and gone a Canada. Before him lef him tek up BIG loan from Barclays and den just LEF! Jermaine and dis short bwoy did deh and every minute dem cuss and police haffi come stop dem from war.

Michelle dem keep party a dem house ALL di time and di batty man dem turn up in dem DRAG attire and galang like gyal and dance up. Den also carry up drugs – one long slim black one – him swallow drugs carry up – whole a dem a batty man!!

When dem bredda did ded inna accident di funeral was at N. London – mi did go – dem go tief brand name fi EVRYBODY wear! Michelle was deck out inna D&G whe shi go tief fi di funeral and evrybody inna dem tiefing garments – dem actually go tief dem wardrobe fi di funeral!!

Jermaine have nuff a di big man a Jamaica file cause dem use to mind him up. Mi soon tell yuh more bout di DUNKIRK BATTY MAN DEM.

DEM SEEROUS – TEEF MILK OTTA COFFEEE YOWWW!!! Dem walk wid dem screwdriver or knife fi deal widdy security tag. Di security guard dem know dem.

Michelle tired fi get community service and go jail fi tief!! All wid her big belly shi a run unda car wid clothes and hide.

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she say big up mi two kids bronx n broolyn>>>>>>>>>>>>>

mi dont even watch all a it yet but di white man mek mi drap offa mi chairr

LONDON DID A BUN … NOW A ASHES… SWEEP UP LONDON>>

MEET CHIPPSY AND CHIN COUTURE….  DWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT A TING COUTURE GONE O NOW HEE… NOW CHIPSY GOODAS  WE ARE HERE TO HELP U WALK OUT OF THE CLOSET CAUSE DI PEOPLE DEM A LONDON ASHES SAY U A USE CHIN… people i have to more pics if I put them here di blog a go turn ashes to… AS PASS FI MEK IT LOOK LIKE U NUH GAY .. ALL DI BUZ LONDON A BUZ CHIPSY OOMAN RIFA EYE DEM STILL LOCK TO DI OBVIOUS.. CHIN… U SAY U COME FRAM JUNGLE MI WAA KNOW A WHICH ONE… CAUSE WE HAVE FEW BANANA YAH CAN DASH UR WAY AN A BAG A PEANUT… jus wink n tell mi which jungle u come from…

BOOST HIM UP YEH… CAUSE HIM NEED DI SUPPLIGEN CAUSE

SIDONNIE DI PEOPLE DEM WAA KNOW Y U A BOOST UP FLIPPA? IS WHAPPEN ? PEOPLE UNNO COME TALK UP DI TINGS DEMMMM
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