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CHREEZE KUMPINIE

MARSHA MARSHA MARSHA

SMADDY SAY FI ASK U IF DI MATE DEM WHEY WAA FI BEAT U IF DEM DEH PAN DI VIP ATTENDANCE FI U DANCE TONIGHT? MEK SURE U ILE DUNG GOOD SO DEM CYAA GRAB U …. YUH HEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

WAAAAAANIN A MIXUP WE SAY STR888888888888888*WARNING*

a true dem a talk, i confirm dat is shortel aka tanisha.A tie dem tie Kartel fi tru cause him love him belly…a di mother do it. She try fi tie every man whey com inna har daughter dem life, but only di fool dem get fetch.Yu no hear di song “dutty angel”, him sing it bout shory aunti. @ Star Girl, a true, i have been there. A di little sister house, one of har ex-man build dem a “church” and a in deh di whole a dem live. Kartel fi do better and tek him babymother out of the ghetto……and a hurt him say him a teacher, know say shorty cant read fi save har life and him wouldnt even teach har…but den again a portmore mattress him go pick up!!!

SMADDY LEF DIS PAN ONE A SMEAGLE TOPIC DEM>>>>

A SO MI LOVE IT>>>>>>> STEPHANIE TALK DI TINGS>>>>>

1. My dance neva flap skilly lock out d ppl de

2. Me n skilly nuh hole nuh argument so therefore I didn’t appologize

3. Me n buju a fren di big p gal name sherene weh did deh wid jukes spread rumor she me n buju a f afta she come d Sunday come nyam me food n because she did wnt fren from buju babymadda dolly she spread rumor dats y jukes dumped her fat stink ass

4. Me nuh haffi snitch pon no 1 because if dem dnt hve a case dem just dnt hve 1

5. N yes mi luv my daymeon n a him mi ago stick wid wen ppl a send file dem fi sen name

6. I dnt f000 wid ppl I just live my life 2 d fullest wid me my kidz n my man n I’m happy…I bet whoever send in this shit dem life unhappy

7. Anyway when dem put up shit bout other ppl mi laugh suh I guess is other ppl time 2 b entertained but I had 2 state d truth cause it ain’t no shame in my life…….thanks Met

Platinum Status

PHILLY SPWILERSS

STEFFIE MI NAW LIE MI A DIG THIS PURPLE DRESS… A LOVE IT… HENNY HOWWWWW… WHAT A WAY U DIP UP UNDER  SKILLY BANGS N CALL HIM PUSSY HEE.. JUS BECAUSE U PARTY FLOP… ONE TING A TELL PPL… TINK BEFORE U TALK SO WHEN U TALK U NUH HAFFI SAY SORRY.. STEFF U DID HAFFI RUN GO TELL SKILLY SORRY FASS FASS… ALDOW DAT NEVA NECESSARY BECAUSE DI PPL DEM SAY U WILL BE IN LOCK DOWN IN A FEW WEEKS BECAUSE A U PHARMACIST CHARGES DEM…… DEM KIND TO TO U DOW BECAUSE UJALLY BELLY OR NO BELLY DEM MEK PPL GO DO DEM TIME BUT DEM GI U UR MATERNITY LEAVE>>>>>>>… im still liking that dress yoooo

PHILLY SPWILERSS

STEFFIE MI NAW LIE MI A DIG THIS PURPLE DRESS… A LOVE IT… HENNY HOWWWWW… WHAT A WAY U DIP UP UNDER  SKILLY BANGS N CALL HIM PUSSY HEE.. JUS BECAUSE U PARTY FLOP… ONE TING A TELL PPL… TINK BEFORE U TALK SO WHEN U TALK U NUH HAFFI SAY SORRY.. STEFF U DID HAFFI RUN GO TELL SKILLY SORRY FASS FASS… ALDOW DAT NEVA NECESSARY BECAUSE DI PPL DEM SAY U WILL BE IN LOCK DOWN IN A FEW WEEKS BECAUSE A U PHARMACIST CHARGES DEM…… DEM KIND TO TO U DOW BECAUSE UJALLY BELLY OR NO BELLY DEM MEK PPL GO DO DEM TIME BUT DEM GI U UR MATERNITY LEAVE>>>>>>>… im still liking that dress yoooo

AND THE FATHER IS>>>>>>>>>>>>>

CHINO MCGREGGOR… U R THE FATHER…. 99.999% DEM SAY … SO SHANOYIA GO ROLL OVA NOW N DRAP A SLEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP U FREN ROSIE TEK DI MAN WHEY U ALWAYS WANT N BREED FEEM…  AND MI JUS HEAR SAY  WHA SHANTAL A GO GET   IS EQUIVALENT TO 10,000 JAMAICAN DOLLAR A MONNTH… MI NUH TINK DAT RITE…. HOW DI BLOODCLOT BUSY FI PAY ONLY DAT ???
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