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MARSHA PARTY… HELLOO…LOOOOO LOOOOOO LOOOOOO LOOOOOO

SMADDY ASK FI MARSHA DANCE DWL DWL WELL SEET YAH DWLLLLLLLLLLLL UNNO CAN COUNT DI AMOUNT A PPL WHEY DID DEH DEH PAN ONE HAND… MARSHA DI PPL DEM SAY IF U A KNEAD FLOUR MEK U HAVE SO MUCH ROLL INA UR BACK ALONE.. DEM SAY ONE TING DOW U NUH TEEF BUT U SELL U FOOD WHEY IT NAME DEH FI BUY DEM TWO FROCK YAH BECAUSE DEM KNOW U CANNOT AFFORD IT JUS SO.. also ppl a philly is wha do unno n balloon? is how unno love balloon so? Metters please not the man yawning ina di pic… di smaddy say das how boring di party was dwl dwl.. a cant even run di res a di pic dem dwlllllllllllllllllllllllllllll philly is sirryus yooo

61 Responses to MARSHA PARTY… HELLOO…LOOOOO LOOOOOO LOOOOOO LOOOOOO

  • Belly Bang says:

    When mi used to read the little Mills & Boons love story book dem dem used to tawk about the broad shoulder tall dark & handsome men with the square chin wid a cleft in it.

    Dem writers obviously never hear bout dah woman yah.

    Now Met, yuh know that mi love to ask my questions dem. Pickcha # 3, Man Chin & the Missing Link. Is that same ashy elbow ugly something that was in the pickcha posted of a "Pinky" last week. Or is another ugly someting dat ah run loose inna Philly.

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    a tink a di same mr ashy elbo dwl dwl belly dwl dlw dwl dwl dwl dwl whey u say har chin more dan di mills n boon man dem? dwl dwl dwl dwlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll she have a bloodclot chin/jaw deh dwl dwl

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    belly u nuh see di kattah pan tap a har hed??

  • Belly Bang says:

    Dah camera man yah fuck up the first pickcha. Him shoulda zoom in on the red carpet & nuh mek the emptiness so obvious.

    Or was this party also ah reunion of illegal immigrants & as dem see the camera pop out dem scatter?

  • Belly Bang says:

    Met, ah nuh everyting weh camera show on people head wi fi tawk bout. Certain tings wi fi mek slide. DWL

  • go getter says:

    har frock dem nice doah

  • socialite says:

    me know she wuda survive she have di gyal dem kryptonite in her chin! she can not be defeated wid dat strong chin

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    dwl dwl dwl dwllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll dwl dwl belly u too awful dwl dwl… is 16 pic mi have a har party eno dwl dwl and all di zoom in dem empty sed way dwlllllllll

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    dwl dwl [email protected] dwllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll and she have a nerve a wear har hair up dwl dwl dwl

  • Belly Bang says:

    If mi is right i think that that place is the Robinson Ballroom.

    Mi tired fi read online about this Robinson Ballroom & when mi see it it never fails to be a huge disappointment.

    It look tacky from floor to ceiling, it want refurbish & nuh matter how much balloon dem put in it, it look run down same way.

    Is that the cheapest place or is it cause it large or what. Mi nuh know how dem organise dem party something over there but something is wrong with that place.

    If people who rent (or get it free mi nuh know) trying to pretend that them have class & can floss, is that the best place dem can go to?

    Smady explain to me, cause mi tired fi look pon that nasty place in pictures. IT NUH LOOK GOOD. & nuh matter if ah 50 different party keep there (although with the same clowns in attendance) it tacky & always look like it want disinfectant .

  • MsUniQu3 says:

    BELLY, YU NUH EZ A RASSS, DWLLLLL

  • Belly Bang says:

    If Robinson Ballroom is supposed to be a venue, the people who own it cant spend some $$ & sort it out proper?

    Mi deh ah Jamaica as mi seh over n over. High rollers dem nuh suppose fi ah guh dat deh place deh & ah mek people tek pickcha & circulate it. Dem cant bun it down. But if dem bun it down the clown dem mussi naw able to afford fi rent nuh weh else.

    Fucking rat nest.

  • ms goodas to u says:

    met a me ask for di update,,thanks mum….but no saa weh di pple dem deh

  • Anonymous says:

    Hello to you all. I think you have a great column and I enjoy reading whenever I get the chance. However there is a topic I must touch and thats about Elephant man having the hiv/aids virus. I personally donot believe that he has it. I really doubt that very much, I think that some haters are totally fighting against him. ELEPHANT MAN DONOT HAVE HIV NOR AIDS. Thank you all.

  • Belly Bang says:

    HIV/Aids was mentioned in relation to that rainbow hair creep. & that has been around for some years now. But I think that people are more concerned with the HERPES cloud that is now circulating. & as we all know, that STD is very contaigous & its implications are serious.

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    no one said he had hiv or aids so where did u read that he has it?

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    belly tank u fi ansa dem fi mi

  • Anonymous says:

    I read it in the comments. But he is such a great person. Please show the artist love.

  • MsUniQu3 says:

    met maybe a tell anon a try tell wi summen, cause mi nuh si nutten pon yah weh seh him ave aids, dem too rass nuff

  • Anonymous says:

    Look! I am not trying to make trouble or anything but on the other post october 9. There is a lot of comments saying that he has it. I think its under 'warning'. I was trying to comment under that topic but it just didn't go. Like i said, i like your column, so i am not trying to be disrectful nor anything like that.

  • Tanya says:

    Met me nuh done wid Anon….mi girl or yute….unless u fuck ele and do ur aids test or u tested him…shut u trap….u kno how much ppl hav dat and dont kno or dem kno and dem partner kno but dem fraid ah shame and keep it to demselves….mi nah say di man hav it but unless u r someone close to him which i doubt….shut di fack up!

  • Belly Bang says:

    Is either yuh ah sleep wid him & yuh ah fret or something, cause yuh just ah stress "him nuh have AIDS/HIV" part & naw mention the Herpes. Yuh know something we dont know, dont it?

    BUT, as said over & over, the focus of the Item, when u follow the comments, is in relation to Herpes. Nuh bady haffi jump up & seh creepy rainbow have AIDS/HIV, like that is breaking news. That rumour (wi hope it is one) has been around for ages, especially when dem did talk about him & the he/she in New Kingston.

    As a matter ah fact, wat mi ah debate for?

    The man ah fuck down the place without condom wid him careless self suh we should NOT be surprised if him have it.

  • Belly Bang says:

    Nuh bady suppose fi share cup wid him or nyam from the same plate because somewhere along the line HIM MUST ketch something that doctor soon seh ah some new & unnamed disease.

    BUT, since yuh seem to be able to clarify things – what is with Ele & dem bagga bleach out face boys who par wid him?

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    belly maybe di person know sumting

  • socialite says:

    anonymous you did state your opinion humbly but i wont show ele no love personally caz i think he is played out an corny now an very stale he can only mek songs involving new dance moves. he is ugly an he look like he dont shower or brush his teeth his teeth are very yellow like his hair. he has a bad track record with kids an baby mothers so i can never respect him as a man either. Ele was bound to catch something and I believe he has herpes as long as he continues his Valtex regimine the outbreaks will go away but flare up once in a while…

  • lmfao says:

    good evening metters…………anybody still here??????????????????????????? dwl……………

  • socialite says:

    heyyyyy lmfao yuh know me ah wanda weh you an kimmie deh

  • lmfao says:

    @social me did have some tings fi deal wid yesterday and me and me cousins touch the road inna the nite and from mawnin me a do house work
    dwl……………….

  • STAR GIRL says:

    hey soci…a ova yah so yo deh…lol

  • Anonymous says:

    why is dat gal come a pick up fi ele a wonder if a dutty sushana. dutty gal u stupid like. bitch why u coming into met blog a come give warnings. idiat gal its because the topic close dats why u post didnt went tru. aww bwoy tell u bout dem dunce gal yah. met and the rest a bloggers a wey dah little rat shit come from. bitch guh check u self because aids tek long fi sink in before it comes up positive.dwl. next time ask permission before u type.

  • socialite says:

    me jus bounce back an fourt dwl dwl bare tings a gwaan ova di NY suss bare joke

  • lmfao says:

    ova wey social????????

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    mi jus a prips in dwl social u know say u nuh stop yasso dwl dwl dwlllllllllllllllllll

  • socialite says:

    di topic right unda dis one NY suss lmfao

  • socialite says:

    dwl yuh zeeit shani

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    look like fallen star barbie business dash out dis big sunday yah dwlllllllllllllllllll I CANNOT LAUGH dwl dwlllllllllllllll

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    but look how dis person a come swear fi ele dow God n all a talk bout aids when ppl a say herpes.. lord help dem people yah… anonymous a hope a nuh fuck u a fuck him n ina denial eno… u condition wudda waa shampoo oh so badly

  • socialite says:

    she tink she hot sah everybady ave file dwl nuhbady nuh safe again

  • socialite says:

    see dats why herpes ah spread cah dem nuh sexually educated people dont have sex if yuh nuh educated bout it. people just tink AIDS alone exits

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    but smaddy email mi say dem act like say di herpes is nuttin and a true.. so mek dem tan deh a roll ina dem luu … there are many diffeent kinds of herpes… a nuh jus one form and a mus di bad one him have mek di girl get dah sore deh… aye sah

  • socialite says:

    mek dem tan shani dats why me nuh use people fork, spoon, cup etc me nuh wan walk roun wid nuh blister pon me mout we fava raspberry no sah

  • Anonymous says:

    good for these groupie bitches………i dont know y dem run dung these dancehall niggas and dem nah wife dem …..they r just using these girls and they think its cute……ele need fi give them herpes both 1 and 2……they r too licky licky.

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    a raspberry u call it? dwl dwl dwl … yuck and it can look so nasty pan dem face .. lawd

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    [email protected] dwl dwl dont say dat man… u know sometimes a di attention dem love cause ele is not really di kindest entertainer out there.. more time not even di dancer dem ina ina video him waa pay

  • Anonymous says:

    met mi love the site……..it sell off

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:
  • socialite says:

    shani people wid herpes have ah hard time when dem sit me hear di blister dem sensitive

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    dwlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

  • Anonymous says:

    mi did sey mi nah do it but anon draw mi out.
    anon nuhbady nay sey ele have aids,dem sey him have herpes.if u a fcuk him,u have it to so i advise u go to di nearest clinic but i suspect u already know he does have di little H cause unuh
    just accept it and a galang like it is di norm.
    mi notice u jus a defend di aids/hiv issue,ahhhh
    sah.I agree herpes is not as bad as di rest but jeezam piece,unuh fi do betta fi protect unuh self.stop walk wid unuh front a door and fcuk, a one life unuh have not 9,mi sorry fi some a unuh rass and mi know unuh a read.look into unuh self and live up.
    Hi Met:)

  • socialite says:

    so sah anonymous herpes up deh wid HIV there is no cure so it is second to worse. an ladies docta haffi draw blood fi dat its not done during annual check up

  • Anonymous says:

    herpes worst dan aids to me a cause at least wid aids u can wear condoms…..but dem deh sore deh once dem ketch u dem ketch yo..not even piss u can piss…..dem deh blister nuh pretty…….well i know someone is itching right now…lol

  • Anonymous says:

    soci,me,u and other peeps know sey it deh pon di Std list but dem one yah whey wi a deal wit think
    it's not a biggie.dem think they are honored to have gotten this special gift cause it cum from dem special dj.dem luddy,dem can keep it cause me nah travel inna fi dem circle.di sad part is,some a dem female fly down go fcuk dj and fly up back and give it to dem unsuspecting partners.

  • Anonymous says:

    I have never been intimate with Elephant man. He is my friend and I am tired of people spreading rumor on poor Ele, Thats all. Have a good night you all I still love your site. NB this is not shan or whatever her name is. I am his little friend from Queens, NY.

  • socialite says:

    anonymous dem luddy fi true.. ele fren how you know fi sure seh ele nuh have herpes when yuh deh way ah queens yur not di mattress ele ah lay dung pon when him a fuk.. secondly most men nuh like get check up an it haffi be a ooman who tell dem an most time gyal nuh know neida till dem get blood work when dem pregnant. Ele nah go come out an tell di worl him ave herpes caw its nothing to be proud fa wud you tell ele yuh have herpes?

  • lmfao says:

    dwl dwl dl………..anonymous 5:31 you sound woried to me…….

  • Anonymous says:

    that girl is a mess bout u a ele fren. dwl dwl u a defend a man that gives u herpes bitch go ride and donkey and gallup out yah cause u a one denial bitch. a bet me life a dutty sushana wey still a fan done taxi fi guh tek har fuck from ele. wutless bitch guh shave u pussyhair and u will see the little sore patches. bout ele nuh have herpes. met how mi change mi name from anonymous?

  • Anonymous says:

    a* typo

  • lmfao says:

    dwldwl dwl………………same ting me a say she sound like she worried bad…….how the fuck she fi deh wayyyyyyyy a queens and a swear fi a man who a fuck dun jamaica without condom…llluuuuu

  • lmfao says:

    @anonymous click where u see url/name and write yur name in the name column

  • Anonymous says:

    Little friend from Queens,doan talk whey u doan know bout cause mi sure ele naw go tell u when him cacky a itch.anyway,defend u friend doh,mi respect u loyalty.do u and him a favor and tell u friend fi go get a blood test and some std counselling asap cause him a dutty up di planet

  • Anonymous says:

    If I had herpes (thank god i don't) and he ask i would tell him the truth. I am real with him and I believe he tells me the truth about stuff. I am not shani, and I don't fan down taxic. I won't say my name.

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